So Again

[Laddy]

I will be sending an audition tape for Survivor again within the next few weeks.

What I need are some ideas of how I should do it. It should 3 minutes or less and I should show some of the more interetsing aspects of my personality.

So, help me out and wish me luck! :D

[Bunny]

Find an awesome death metal riff and then practice guttural vocals and just yell "SURVIVOR" for three minutes.

[Shlup]

Well I just don't think anyone's going to beat Bunny's suggestion. You should probably get started.

[Bunny]

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT LADDY

THAT'S WHAT REALITY TV IS ALL ABOUT.

[Laddy]

Dammit Bunny, I'm this close to actually trying it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I will give you all the rep if you do.

[chionos]

Don't do that Laddy lol. I'm sure they've seen that kind of thing before.
Be quirky and be yourself. What traits do you have that the producers could use to create controversy? What makes you good TV? That's what they want to see.

[Chris]

Being born hot is a sure-fire way to get picked for shows like these. :(

[Faris]

Something like this (http://barneysvideoresume.com/)

[Jinx]

NOT GAY ENOUGH :mad2:

[Psychotic]

Why don't you do the Gangnam Style dance, that's original and not overdone.

[Sephex]

Find an awesome death metal riff and then practice guttural vocals and just yell "SURVIVOR" for three minutes.

Alternatively you can send in you covering Destiny Child's "Survivor." If you can't sing, just get hammered, stammer through the lyrics, and end up finishing with "I Will Survive."

Be sure to wear short shorts with a heart on the front of them. Also, leave something really weird in the background that's easy to notice, but it looks like it was unintentional. Like, lay a burnt box of condoms somewhere.

The point it, they'll think you are crazy and what a wild card like that on the show.

[Aulayna]

I'm still amazed to hear that Survivor is still going. We had one whole series of it in the UK xD

[Night Fury]

Tell them about how you're on a Final Fantasy forum! :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah, you should definitely use this as an opportunity to advertise EoFF. :D

[Miriel]

Maybe you're coming off too nice in your audition tapes? They usually want drama. So turn up the volume on the self-absorbed, bitchy, arrogant narcissism!

[Jinx]

If you make it, you have to say, "I know I'm gay, but I love me some Boobs."

And I'll know it's the signal.

[Laddy]

No, I already decided every time I go up to vote I'll make some nerd quote, some from EoFF.

[Shiny]

It seems a lot of reality stars aspire to be musicians or actors. If you have something show casing that talent without desperation then thar ya go.