Let's Talk About Hamsters

[Laddy]

Aren't hamsters awesome and adorable? Let's talk about them. :bigsmile:

[Shorty]

My best friend had two hamsters named Hamtaro and Mr. Hat.

They rolled around in their little hamster balls and would get stuck in corners. Stupidest creatures alive but so adorable.

[Faris]

Really? Another food thread?

[Tigmafuzz]

Really? Another food thread?

"Carne quisada again?"

[Pike]

Working at PetSmart for three years taught me that hamsters are evil little creatures.

They bite, they hate people, they fight each other to the death and they're also cannibalistic. Dwarf hamsters are the worst of all of them.

I have one anyway, of course.

This is Napoleon "Squirt" Bonaparte.

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[Psychotic]

I've had three hamsters in my life and none of them ever bit me :colbert:

I love the obsession with loading up their cheek pouches with food. Come on now buddy, your food bowl is like right there, what is the necessity of this?

[Baloki]

I remember reading a story about someone tying a piece of string to a hamsters tail and using it for something disturbing, luckily snopes says it's not true so life is good!

[Chris]

Really? Another food thread?
I approve of this. Also, I have recipes if anyone is interested.

[fire_of_avalon]

Chris has recipes for everything. Even dryer lint.

My cousin's hamster bit me once. A few years later it died. Coincidence?

[Faris]

Really? Another food thread?
I approve of this. Also, I have recipes if anyone is interested.

I was afraid that you would say that. Bring them on, I'm curious!

On a more serious note: I've always wanted a hamster :(

[Baloki]

That's why they renamed FOA street, because no one crosses FOA and lives!

[Chris]

This recipe is very straight-foward:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-per-E7IArj0/TzlbG92xO3I/AAAAAAAABsc/8wRjxIbNtP8/s1600/cuy_as_dinner.jpg

[Shlup]

My sister has a teddy bear hamster and it didn't bite me so I like it.

[Rocket Edge]

This is the greatest thing you are ever likely to see (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G4uYZF1IG4)

[Raistlin]

My cousin's hamster bit me once. A few years later it died. Coincidence?

Post hamster ergo propter hamster.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Guinea Pigs are clearly the rightful owners of a small pet thread.

[Bubba]

I had two hamsters when I was growing up. Gizmo and err... Gizmo 2.

One of them bit my Step-Dad's finger and his arm turned septic. Awesome.

[Pumpkin]

I had a hamster named Hammie who lived longer than most hamsters. I loved him. He was my first pet.

Hamtaro was an awesome show.

[Sephex]

Today is the day Richard Gere joins EoFF.

My joke is original and topical.