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Baloki
01-13-2013, 08:17 PM
The first rule of EoFF Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of EoFF Fight Club is you do NOT talk about Fight Club!

The third rule of EoFF Fight Club...

You get the picture. So let's pretend for a moment that Steve is my imaginary friend and we open a fight club who would you like to fight and who do you think would win?

Huckleberry Quin
01-13-2013, 08:48 PM
foa. Me.

theundeadhero
01-13-2013, 09:25 PM
foa. foa.

Formalhaut
01-13-2013, 09:31 PM
I imagine they'll both punch at the same time and knock each other out at exactly the same time. So draw.

Clo
01-13-2013, 10:40 PM
Me. All the other sissy ladies.

Shorty
01-13-2013, 11:02 PM
I also want to fight foa. I'd want to win, but she'd beat the shit out of me.

Shlup
01-13-2013, 11:24 PM
Baloki, you're out of the club.

Araciel
01-14-2013, 12:34 AM
I'll fight anybody and win.

fire_of_avalon
01-14-2013, 12:36 AM
I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.

Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense. :cry:

Araciel
01-14-2013, 12:37 AM
I didn't say Anybody, I said anybody.

Futan
01-14-2013, 12:45 AM
I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.

Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense. :cry:

That's exactly why. :colbert:

Mercen-X
01-14-2013, 02:03 AM
It doesn't matter (anyone). It doesn't matter (me).
I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense.

Carnal is much more fun. :love:

Del Murder
01-14-2013, 03:13 AM
Quina and I once started a fight club. It ended badly and I'd rather not go into it.

Shorty
01-14-2013, 03:13 AM
I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.

Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense. :cry:

Cause you seem like a badass and if I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me I'd prefer to have it be from a badass who knows how to throw a punch!

Jinx
01-14-2013, 03:15 AM
If foa's just going to love me in the brotherly love sense and not the carnal sense while should I even bother?

NorthernChaosGod
01-14-2013, 04:35 AM
Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

Jinx
01-14-2013, 04:42 AM
Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

Faris
01-14-2013, 05:37 AM
Sorry, not supposed to talk about it :colbert:

chionos
01-14-2013, 05:54 AM
Sorry, not supposed to talk about it :colbert:

But...you just did. By posting here. :kakapo:


Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense.

FoA, it's because everybody's seen the prison movies/shows: you pick the biggest badass you can find and pick a fight. Win or lose, people won't mess with you after that.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
01-14-2013, 06:52 AM
I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.

Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense. :cry:

That's exactly why. :colbert:

Let's fight, Richard.

Araciel
01-14-2013, 07:24 AM
Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

Yes.

Parker
01-14-2013, 12:03 PM
I'd beat the everliving shit out of anybody, including Innes

Rantz
01-14-2013, 12:08 PM
People just don't know how to follow rules anymore.

39228

Mirage
01-14-2013, 12:23 PM
I would win.

Bubba
01-14-2013, 04:25 PM
I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.

Shorty
01-14-2013, 05:05 PM
Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

Yes.

Denied, because we're sadists. An arrangement like that would give you guys way too much pleasure.

Cuchulainn
01-14-2013, 05:09 PM
As a pacifist i find this whole thread offensive. Violence should never be trivialised.

Mirage
01-14-2013, 05:10 PM
I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.

But do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.

Bubba
01-14-2013, 05:13 PM
I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.

But do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.

In my karate club? No

In my local night club? Absolutely

Jinx
01-14-2013, 05:14 PM
Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

Yes.

Denied, because we're sadists. An arrangement like that would give you guys way too much pleasure.

We don't want this to turn into another Shorty vs. Boobs pickle sauce wrestling match...

Bubba
01-14-2013, 05:16 PM
We don't want this to turn into another Shorty vs. Boobs pickle sauce wrestling match...

I think you'll find the majority disagreeing with you on this...

Araciel
01-14-2013, 05:17 PM
pickle...sauce?

...I can't even ..

Jinx
01-14-2013, 05:18 PM
pickle...sauce?

...I can't even ..

Exactly.

Shorty
01-14-2013, 05:20 PM
I want to fight Jeffie for suggesting pickle sauce in the first place. I would win.

Jinx
01-14-2013, 05:21 PM
I want to fight Jeffie for suggesting pickle sauce in the first place. I would win.

Two against one with this fight. Look out Prootz.

Faris
01-14-2013, 05:25 PM
Sorry, not supposed to talk about it :colbert:

But...you just did. By posting here. :kakapo:

I don't know what you mean :shifty:

chionos
01-15-2013, 06:06 AM
I want to fight Faris because she talked about Fight Club then lied about it. I would lose because she's a bad-ass pirate, but I feel obligated to give the challenge.

NorthernChaosGod
01-15-2013, 08:30 AM
Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.

Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?

Same thing.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
01-15-2013, 09:42 AM
I would fight myself because I'm my own worst enemy.

Looks like I win.

*Ponders intelligently while staring off into the distance*

Laddy
01-15-2013, 10:36 AM
Boobs and I should have the cattiest cat fight ever. Oh yes, hair will be pulled. :colbert:

Tigmafuzz
01-15-2013, 02:13 PM
Boobs and I should have the cattiest cat fight ever. Oh yes, hair will be pulled. :colbert:

I just want to watch Laddy fight absolutely anyone and then the loser has to drink pickle sauce/juice/whatever. Unless the winner likes pickle juice, in which case they will be rewarded with it. If the loser likes pickle juice but the winner doesn't, then I just don't know what to believe anymore.

Laddy
01-15-2013, 02:48 PM
Goddamn pickle juice is fucking disgusting. Pickles as a whole are awful and deserve to burn. Goddamn I hate pickles. UGH.

Tigmafuzz
01-15-2013, 03:20 PM
Goddamn pickle juice is smurfing disgusting. Pickles as a whole are awful and deserve to burn. Goddamn I hate pickles. UGH.

You've broken my heart :(

Pike
01-19-2013, 01:38 AM
Even non-food threads turn into food threads.

WELCOME TO EOFF :quina:

Steve
01-19-2013, 06:20 AM
I'd fight Paul, purely for the lulz of it and so long as we took the fight away from any digital medium where he would sufficiently kick my ass and bag it for the hell of it (even in Minecraft the block headed bastard) then I forsee myself winning.

G13
01-19-2013, 06:48 AM
In the true spirit of Fight Club, I choose to fight myself. I would win. And lose.

Raistlin
01-19-2013, 07:05 AM
I would fight Quin, because he's now French and would just surrender.


Even non-food threads turn into food threads.

WELCOME TO EOFF :quina:

The rest of the internet has the Godwin rule, where all discussions eventually lead to Nazis. EoFF has the Steak Rule, where all discussions eventually lead to food.

VampireCrono
01-19-2013, 07:58 AM
crono_logical

crono_logical

Huckleberry Quin
01-19-2013, 09:23 AM
I would fight Quin, because he's now French and would just surrender.

I'm soon to become Chinese, so you watch out! I've got 10,000 completely genuine soldiers supporting me now. :shifty:

Mirage
01-20-2013, 05:57 PM
I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.

But do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.

In my karate club? No

In my local night club? Absolutely

So then it doesn't really matter that you have a black belt, right? :p

Mercen-X
01-20-2013, 07:53 PM
I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

One swift atomic wedgie with pwn you.


Goddamn pickle juice is smurfing disgusting. Pickles as a whole are awful and deserve to burn. Goddamn I hate pickles. UGH.
Sweet pickles :love:

Tigmafuzz
01-21-2013, 12:38 AM
I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.

I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.

But do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.

In my karate club? No

In my local night club? Absolutely

So then it doesn't really matter that you have a black belt, right? :p

Hehe.