EoFF Game of Thrones Cast

[The Man]

I don't have a program that can handle resizing animated gifs right now. :( If one of you does, feel free to present me with a good 82x82 gif in that vein :monster:

[escobert]

why don't I get a house title?!

[Agent Proto]

For our Robb Stark

Avatar:
http://i.imgur.com/GAGgEVf.png

Signature:
Edit:

king in the north*

http://i.imgur.com/XxNX6TW.png :p

[Shaibana]

king in the north*

[Loony BoB]

I'd change my avatar and everything, but, well, you know how it is. I have no head.

[Shorty]

You are Lancel. :colbert:

[Loony BoB]

If I'm Lancel, you're definitely The Hound on account of your face. Seriously, Lancel is a sixteen year old prettyboy who kills a king and sleeps with the GoT character played by Shlup. I don't know how anyone can see anything of me in him. I'm not young, I'm not pretty, I'm not a killer and when I went to Shlup's place I slept on the floor.

[Shorty]

I don't even care, I am so in love with The Hound that it's ridiculous.

[Loony BoB]

So... you're in love with yourself?

I'm happy enough being Ned, he's the character I would aspire to be if I lived in such a world as that. If someone wants to make me a sig then I can use that at the very least. You can perhaps have it as simple text stating 'Would have Ned's face in my avatar, but Joffrey chopped it off.'

[Freya]

Duuuude you're so lancel.

[Jinx]

Duuuude you're so lancel.

[Loony BoB]

:rolleyes: Kids.

[Agent Proto]

:thumb:

[Loony BoB]

You have my thanks.

[Araciel]

/kills someone

[Jowy]

conformity!

[Jinx]

Omg Jowy is so Robb.

[Lonely Paper Star]

conformity!

One of usssss

[escobert]

Where's my ale and a good whore house!?

[Shaibana]

you know.. i find melisandra anoying...
everytime she opens her mouth: 'the night is..'

YEAH YEAH YEAH its dark and full of terrors .. jeez! yr like a broken record !!:P

[sharkythesharkdogg]

/remains dead :skull:

wooden swords only work so well.

[Bunny]

He might not be dead!

[Lonely Paper Star]

/remains dead :skull:

wooden swords only work so well.


At least you're in the show.

*just had to choose someone who makes her first appearance in the 4th book, (but fan-casting ftw)...*

[sharkythesharkdogg]

He might not be dead!

There's still some hope. What is it? Two left to be written?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Sharkythesharkdog

as an unamed Lannister extra

[Shorty]

He might not be dead!

There's still some hope. What is it? Two left to be written?

I have hope for Syrio because of the face-changing.

If anyone confirms that theory, though, I will slaughter you with my vines and flowers, Poison Ivy-style. I want to be surprised, damn it.

[Jinx]

He might not be dead!

There's still some hope. What is it? Two left to be written?

I have hope for Syrio because of the face-changing.

If anyone confirms that theory, though, I will slaughter you with my vines and flowers, Poison Ivy-style. I want to be surprised, damn it.

OMG WHAT IF HE IS ACTUALLY JAQEN H'GHAR FSODUFOSUFSDLFLSUFOSUFSDOFU

[WildRaubtier]

Well, they did find him in the dungeons after Stark's household was wiped out, and he was certainly happy to tell Arya he was her friend for no reason.

SYRIO FOR JAQEN '13 HOOT HOOT

[Formalhaut]

I loved Syrio's character. If this little theory is true, I hope he shifts back to Mr Afro head. Just look at his hair! It's amazing!


http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/char_40282.jpg

*Might have mistaken Syrio for someone else*

[Rantz]

Syrio = Jaqen = The Kindly Man = Hodor

[Shorty]

He might not be dead!

There's still some hope. What is it? Two left to be written?

I have hope for Syrio because of the face-changing.

If anyone confirms that theory, though, I will slaughter you with my vines and flowers, Poison Ivy-style. I want to be surprised, damn it.

OMG WHAT IF HE IS ACTUALLY JAQEN H'GHAR FSODUFOSUFSDLFLSUFOSUFSDOFU

That's what I'm saying!

!!!

[Aulayna]

I hate coming into this thread and seeing Spoiler tags everywhere that I'm not sure if I want to click on or not due to some people having read the books so I have no idea if it's in reference to what I've seen in the show thus far or not. :colbert:

[Shorty]

Mine and TB's most recent ones are just speculation. You can click them if you want speculative ideas put into your head!

(I have not read the books, either.)

[Jinx]

Aulayna--if you haven't read the books, don't click the spoilers.

Except for what Shorty said about our recent ones. :)


Also, is it just me, or does anyone else think that Syrio looks like Robert Downey Jr.?

[The Man]

Part of me thinks the Syrio = Jaqen theory is just epileptic trees. It's nowhere near as well supported as the Rhaegar x Lyanna = Jon theory. However, there are still some vague subtexts that hint that there might be something to it. It certainly would be awesome if true, since those two characters are two of the most badass ensemble darkhorses in the series and them being the same person would make them even more badass.

[Jinx]

Part of me thinks the Syrio = Jaqen theory is just epileptic trees. It's nowhere near as well supported as the Rhaegar x Lyanna = Jon theory. However, there are still some vague subtexts that hint that there might be something to it. It certainly would be awesome if true, since those two characters are two of the most badass ensemble darkhorses in the series and them being the same person would make them even more badass.


OMG I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT SECOND ONE

But I suppose it'd make quite a bit of sense, really.

What other theories are out there that you know of?

[The Man]

For starters, there's Coldhands=Benjen. I seem to remember a lot of good evidence for it in ADWD but I can't find any good summary of it that's fully up to date. I can't think of any other theories that are plausible but I'm sure I'm forgetting at least one. I have heard several pretty good crackpot theories though, including one that Cersei is pregnant as of AFFC and another that Dany miscarried at the end of ADWD. There's an even more crackpot (and convoluted) theory I like which I'll try to find the summary for later.

More info on RxL=J can be found here (http://www.westeros.org/Citadel/FAQ/Entry/Who_are_Jon_Snows_parents/), here (http://www.angelfire.com/ma4/mlarchives/faq/jon.html) and here (http://towerofthehand.com/essays/chrisholden/jon_snows_parents.html). Spoilers, obviously.

[Jinx]

Oh, yeah, I think it was always very obvious to begin with.

[The Man]

Ok, here's that super convoluted crackpot theory I like. It's in super, super crackpot theory land, but it does have a certain amount of disturbing Lovecraftian logic to it.

1. When Arya is stalking Varys and Illyrio:
1a. She hears water dripping in the distance.
1b. Next she observes Illyrio and Varys coming up from a vast 'well'(this is the word GRRM uses) that goes down out of sight.
1c. Varys pulls a lever and a wall descends blocking the well from sight.
1d. After the two come up, Arya trails them for quite a long distance, gradually descending.
1e. Finally she loses them, stumbles forward and finds herself at the end of a sewer emptying into the river. She dives in and swims for a while to get clean, washes her clothes, then scampers off home.

2. Varys and Illyrio are both noted for their abnormally large size, while also noted as being incredibly light on their feet. This suggests an abnormal strength.

3. Varys is noted to have a peculiar, slimy smile. This could be interpreted to mean he does not show his teeth, and that could be because he has very abnormal teeth.

4. When Tyrion threatened to throw Varys overboard, Varys retorted that he would be sursprised at the result.

5. There is noted to be no bed in Vary's quarters. If he is a Merling he would likely sleep at sea or like most fish perhaps not at all.

6a. Another character we know with peculiar teeth is Biter, another abnormally large man with enourmous strength.
6b. The idea that this barely sentient being sat around and filed all his teeth just to scare people is absurd.

7. Varys and Illyrio both associate humans with birds, naturally as these are two lower species to them. Explains the ease with which they chop off children's tongues.

8. From their one meeting, it appears that the Merlings are experts at manipulating the humans in secret. And also there is a hint these two have plenty of patience, they seem to be comfortable waiting years for their plans to bear fruit. Perhaps they have very long lifespans or are just more patient than humans.

9. When the subject of eating people came up, Varys licked his lips.

10a. Varys likely is not a Eunuch, as there is a point where he is parlaying with Tyrion where Tyrion notes that his voice seemed deeper than usual.
10b. Even if he is a Eunuch, it doesn't mean he has to be human.

12. Since he probably isn't a Eunuch, Vary's lack of sexual interest in human females is explained by being a Merling.

13. Littlefinger comes from a seafaring merchant family of Braavos and is an accomplished sailor himself, if anyone is likely to ever see the reclusive Merlings, it's the merchants and fisherman.

14. One of Littlefinger's ships is named 'The Merling King'.

15. Littlefinger claims to have Varys completely under his control.

16. House Manderly. Hugely fat, port city, can't ride a horse, they even have a Merling as their house crest. Wyman Manderly bakes Freys into pies.

17. With no readily apparent motivation, Ser Mandon Moore tried to murder Tyrion on the Blackwater. When thrown overboard, it is noted he did not scream.

18. Mandon Moore is referred to repeatedly as having dead eyes or fish eyes, and of having "no life but duty".

19. Before being attacked, Tyrion had just set Blackwater Bay on fire using wildfire which would be deadly to any creatures living underneath.

20. The Drowned God. Very handy to have a large group of humans willing to do anything for you, and it provides a ready source of spies in places of power, such as Patchface, who often tells riddles about life under the sea.

21. There is something more to Patchface, as he foretold the Red Wedding.

22. Doesn't it seem suspicious that Euron Greyjoy was so well prepared for the Kingsmoot? Almost as though he knew that this ancient ritual for selecting a ruler would resurrected -- almost as if it was done specifically for him. Perhaps Euron has been playing his brother Aeron for a fool by filling his head with "voices from the sea".

23. Davos Seaworth's visit from the "The Mother" may have actually been a siren or a mermaid. After his rescue, Davos was primed and determined to kill Melisandre. Like Aeron and Patchface, it seems Davos's drowning may have filled his head with ideas.

24. Melisandre is afraid of Patchface.

25. Brienne is told about 'squishers' by one of her companions. They are described as man eating fish people that walk on two feet.

26. If you were to give a baby the name Varys in our world today, it would mean the following: Varys - Vari - Stream; Varish - Sleeping on the Sea

27. "The storms come and go, the waves crash overhead, the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling."

28. What do Varys and Illyrio want with Dragons? This is more speculative, but consider that:
28a. When you bring Ice and Fire together, you get water.
28b. Is it as simple as this? Bring the dragons north and melt the Ice, including perhaps the entire Wall. What you have done then is raise the coastlines around the entire world. Magical global melting...
What do the merlings get out of it? Liebensraum. More ocean real estate.
28c. If the flooding were extreme enough, only a few islands would remain, places like the Eyrie.
28d. Littlefinger, "The Merling King", has made his seat the Eyrie.
28e. If this theory is correct, Littlefinger would have been made King by Merlings, giving a new take on the meaning to the ship's name.

I have no idea how people have time to come up with readings this complex. Note that one detail in this is incorrect though; it's mentioned that there is a bed in Varys' quarters somewhere, but Tyrion notes that it is very, very uncomfortable (nonetheless, he suggests to Shae that they have sex there).

[Vincent, Thunder God]

hey who would i be

wait for it

male arry!

[Jinx]

This might sound stupid, but what's a Merling? :shobon:

[Lonely Paper Star]

I've heard about the R + L = J theory (which always made sense to me) and Coldhands=Benjen one, too, but the rest I've never even thought about. And that last one... wtf.

[The Man]

This might sound stupid, but what's a Merling? :shobon: There's some info on them in this thread (http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/28634-play-spot-the-merling/). We haven't actually seen one in the series yet so it's not surprising that you'd forget they exist. I'd forgotten they existed too until I stumbled across this theory, tbh.

[Formalhaut]

This might sound stupid, but what's a Merling? :shobon: There's some info on them in this thread (http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/topic/28634-play-spot-the-merling/). We haven't actually seen one in the series yet so it's not surprising that you'd forget they exist. I'd forgotten they existed too until I stumbled across this theory, tbh.

Interesting thread. The other thing I picked up was that the Moderator 'Mormont' was being a right dick in the third page.

[Loony BoB]

If people can please label their spoilers as "TV spoiler" or "Book spoiler" it would be lovely. :D

[Jinx]

They're pretty much one and the same, BoB.

[Loony BoB]

Spoilers about what happened in the TV series I can read as I've seen all of the TV series so far. Spoilers about the books I don't want to read because they could reveal information that will ruin the future of the TV series for me (and, should I bother reading more of the books, obviously it will spoil those too).

Also, if they were one and the same then people wouldn't keep going around telling me that the books are different after the first season and that I should definitely read the later books...

[Agent Proto]

They're pretty much one and the same, BoB.

No they're not.

[Shaibana]

the list on the first page needs an update :o

[Del Murder]

Anything that has been aired is a TV spoiler. Anything that has not been aired is a book spoiler.

[Jinx]

Okay, fair enough.

I'm still not doing anything specific. Either don't read the spoilers, or read the books.

[Shaibana]

counting down!! 5 more days (6 for e and all the other internet-watchers ^^)

[Jinx]

Yeah, sadly, it's actually 6 for me, as I have to torrent. :(

[Freya]

Luckily my mom has HBO and it goes up on HBO Go right after it airs :D So I get to watch it right after it airs :3

[Jowy]

walking dead is regularly available for piracy around 7 PM PST the same evening. game of thrones will likely be just as easily obtained. :aimsun:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, sadly, it's actually 6 for me, as I have to torrent. :(

I can usually get torrents for shows within an hour of their air date.

[Shorty]

Game of Thrones will be available on torrents seconds after the premier ends.

[Jinx]

Really? I've never had luck when I've tried. I've always had to wait til the next morning.

[Shaibana]

its perfect. walkind dead end, and GOT begins :3 so i still have a show to look forward to.

i dont mind waiting a day. as long as i make sure to watch it before i browse any further :P

[The Man]

When I was a downloader I never had to wait more than about an hour before episodes would show up on the internets. I get HBO now though, so it's all good.

[Bunny]

Really? I've never had luck when I've tried. I've always had to wait til the next morning.

You should find a new site.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Didn't they also crack down in the USA? I know some sites in Canada yield more fruitful results than in the USA, but that was a secondhand account from an American friend who used to live here.

[Pike]

Really you guys made me Cat? Plz. :colbert: :doublecolbert: :zombert: :mymelbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Really? I've never had luck when I've tried. I've always had to wait til the next morning.

Maybe it has to do with being in PST, but I don't think it should. TPB always has it up fairly quickly.

[Pike]

WHO IS ARYA'S "DANCING TEACHER" BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM

alternatively I want to be one of the Dothraki because so far they are the least annoying people in the entire thing

yeah I just now started watching this show and I am almost to the end of season one :shobon: I want to throttle everyone in Westeros; Dothraki takeover pls.

[Jinx]

Syrio, who Sharky already is!

You can be one of those, "It is known." girls.

[Rantz]

Pike = Jorah Mormont

[Jinx]

I think next year I want to be Osha.

I think I'm more of an Osha.

[NorthernChaosGod]

WHO IS ARYA'S "DANCING TEACHER" BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM

alternatively I want to be one of the Dothraki because so far they are the least annoying people in the entire thing

yeah I just now started watching this show and I am almost to the end of season one :shobon: I want to throttle everyone in Westeros; Dothraki takeover pls.

Be a Dothraki with me! :jess:

[Lonely Paper Star]

That sentence in combination with your sig makes your post look way epic.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Me? Why thank you.

[Lonely Paper Star]

"Be a Dothraki with me."

*NCG-Drogo drops his daggers, and in an epic, manly manner, opens his arms for a welcoming embrace*

[Jinx]

"Be a Dothraki with me."

*NCG-Drogo drops his daggers, and in an epic, manly manner, opens his arms for a welcoming embrace*

Now I see it.

Drogo is such a softie. <3

He will NOT rape your women.

[Formalhaut]

Why is everyone's signature upside down? Making my head hurt.

[Shaibana]

yeah that is annoying idd

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Really staff? That's the extent to your April Foolery?

[Formalhaut]

Really staff? That's the extent to your April Foolery?

Oh geez I just remembered.

I thought an April Fools joke was meant to be funny?

[Aulayna]

Your signatures look fine to me? :s The only I can see that's changed is Loony BoB's where he's finally come out of the closet.

[Pike]

I FIGURED OUT WHO I WANT TO BE

I WANT TO BE BRONN

IS ANYONE HIM YET BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM

edit after checking the OP: CURSE YOU DAN :mad2: I'm just going to be a dragon, now what guys :colbert:

[Freya]

DK is.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I FIGURED OUT WHO I WANT TO BE

I WANT TO BE BRONN

IS ANYONE HIM YET BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM

edit after checking the OP: CURSE YOU DAN :mad2: I'm just going to be a dragon, now what guys :colbert:

You don't want to be part of my people? :(

[Aulayna]

She's now my underling who needs to grow up faster.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You should be supporting me. :colbert:

[Pike]

Dragon is sort of dothraki. ish. Because of that one chick. whatsername. Daenyris or whatever.

[Jinx]

Or she could be Dorreah.

[Pike]

which one is Dorreah

[Jinx]

The one that sleeps with the big black guy, Ducksauce, and gets locked in a vault.

[Pike]

what, but she is terrible

i swear there are only like three tolerable females in this whole series

Arya, that one armored chick, and Dany has her moments

[Aulayna]

You should be supporting me. :colbert:

My sun and stars. You're right. A genderless robot will be an excellent edition to our course. Those interlopers in King's Landing won't know what hit them.

[Jinx]

DANY IS NOT TOLERABLE.

[Pike]

yes she is, she is more interesting than any of the other chicks in this show

barring Arya and that one knight girl

[Madame Adequate]

I've heard DK say I'm going to end up hating Dany for something but until that comes to pass, she's awesome. And has Dragons. And is a baller Targaryen, i.e. a horrible person who happened to end up with massive world-changing powers.

Also yeah Brienne is pretty amazing.

Doreah's betrayal of Dany was pretty wat though, I'll admit.

[Cuchulainn]

I FIGURED OUT WHO I WANT TO BE

I WANT TO BE BRONN

IS ANYONE HIM YET BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM

edit after checking the OP: CURSE YOU DAN :mad2: I'm just going to be a dragon, now what guys :colbert:

Be my Davos

[Shaibana]

Dragon is sort of dothraki. ish. Because of that one chick. whatsername. Daenyris or whatever.

u dnt even know Khaleesi's name? do you even watch the show? she is one of the main characters.. shame on you!!

[Madame Adequate]

I FIGURED OUT WHO I WANT TO BE

I WANT TO BE BRONN

IS ANYONE HIM YET BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM

edit after checking the OP: CURSE YOU DAN :mad2: I'm just going to be a dragon, now what guys :colbert:

Be my Davos

I'm okay with this.

[Lonely Paper Star]

I FIGURED OUT WHO I WANT TO BE

I WANT TO BE BRONN

IS ANYONE HIM YET BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM

edit after checking the OP: CURSE YOU DAN :mad2: I'm just going to be a dragon, now what guys :colbert:

Be my Davos

.gif set that may spoil S3E01 (http://podricks.tumblr.com/post/46890312720)

[Agent Proto]

Are you guys still doing this? I've changed my set since March is over.
,
Well, I could go for another GoT set, if that's cool. I was thinking maybe doing Jorah after being Sam for a month.

[Lonely Paper Star]

I plan on keeping mine until I have time/inspiration for another set. XD

I don't mind being Arianne for a while. Lol.

[Jinx]

I WANT TO BE OSHA

[Agent Proto]

I WANT TO BE OSHA

what's stopping you? :P

[Jinx]

I fail at sig making.

[Aulayna]

Yeah I'm keeping mine for a bit until I decide to change to something else. I've become attached to this set xD

[Agent Proto]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d5ba0f025040a6c3068027aa28c90f7/tumblr_mkp7076FTA1rj0tsoo1_400.gif

[Pike]

I FIGURED OUT WHO I WANT TO BE

I WANT TO BE BRONN

IS ANYONE HIM YET BECAUSE I WANT TO BE HIM

edit after checking the OP: CURSE YOU DAN :mad2: I'm just going to be a dragon, now what guys :colbert:

Be my Davos

great idea

best idea in the thread so far

[Denmark]

i wanna be the sigil of house lannister

as drawn by disney circa 1995

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dragon is sort of dothraki. ish. Because of that one chick. whatsername. Daenyris or whatever.
I guess. :colbert:



You should be supporting me. :colbert:

My sun and stars. You're right. A genderless robot will be an excellent edition to our course. Those interlopers in King's Landing won't know what hit them.

Moon of my life. That's more like it. :p

[Pike]

i wanna be the sigil of house lannister

as drawn by disney circa 1995

1994 yo

[Denmark]

i wanna be the sigil of house lannister

as drawn by disney circa 1995

1994 yo

eh, "circa" meant i didn't have to look it up. but you are correct, i concede

[Shaibana]

omfg i hate my BF's brother :(

he has read the books, but he doesnt watch he tv show..
so he asked how far the tv show is and i tell him what happened in the last show..
and then he asks: did he die? and did that already happen? and how about him, did he die already?

i wanna kill him becaus now i already know whats gonna happen in the nxt view epi's:mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

[Shaibana]

im guessing everybody has already rid of the GOt characters? :P
who is still with me? xD

[Aulayna]

I will be going back to Dany for the finale. <3

[Lonely Paper Star]

Hopefully I'll finish up my Meera set by then. XD

*lazy*