White House: Death Star plans are "not on the horizon".

[Mirage]

That's too bad.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

[Psychotic]

Not really. If there is a Death Star to be built, the USA is the last nation on Earth that should have it. Well, apart from Tonga. Fuck Tonga.

[Old Manus]

Maybe just a small moon instead?

[qwertysaur]

Not on the horizon could also mean it is already in progress. :vader:

[Sephex]

IT'S A COVER UP THAT THERE MUSLIM WANT US TO CONVERT TO ALLAHISM OR SOMETHIN I TELL YOU WHAT

[Shorty]

Who's Darth Vader in this scenario?

[Bunny]

Republicans.

[Flaming Ice]

the Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -


A canadian to keep the peace between america and, russia, huh?




Who's Darth Vader in this scenario?



Whichever terrorist group US funds . Obama bin laden

[Iceglow]

going by the articles I read today at work, if you were going to build a death star in space, it might be more beneficial to make it inflatable.

[Ouch!]

The Empire responds to the White House's response. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-responds-white-house-412668)

[Shorty]

Obama bin laden


too soon, man

[Raistlin]

I'm pretty sure every single FB friend of mine linked to this story when it first broke.

[Mercen-X]

Nothing's too soon. The Mayan calendar predicted the end of an era. The era of ignorance is slowly ending and more people are beginning to see through the cracks in the veil draped upon us by a troutty government in cahoots with assholes worldwide. The people who don't want to see it are those who don't want extra complication making life more stressful. We are the world, but we don't act like it. Advertisements protest daily against polution, but we still have thousands of factories that pollute daily so they can produce something as useless as a new keg of beer or a slightly newer car. We advocate recycling but "disposable" materials are still being produced everyday. It's about the green. Prices go up exponentially which has nothing to do with economic balance. Where's all our money going? I've said it before, OCCUPY may have been disorganize and lacked a real goal, but at least they were out there, at least they were doing something. The rest of us sit and complain about an average day. :colbert:


And yes, I fully believe our government is building a "death star" if by that you mean constructing a massive rail gun installation on the face of our moon.

[Shorty]

I am not seeing any linear relation to anything mentioned in your first paragraph that has to do with building a death star.

[Mercen-X]

:smug:

[Aulayna]

If they're not on the horizon it means it's already in space and cloaked.

/conspiracy

[Mirage]

Why didn't I think about that.

Wait how did you know, you're actually part of the project, aren't you, Aulayna?!

[Aulayna]

Why didn't I think about that.

Wait how did you know, you're actually part of the project, aren't you, Aulayna?!

trout.

They're onto me.

http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/men-in-black-will-smith-tommy-lee-jones-memory-neutralizer-pen.jpg

[Mirage]

Ah that's not gonna work on me cause i'm wearing a tin foil hat and tin foil shades.

[Aulayna]

Does your cat have a tinfoil hat? It's all the rage:

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/7/4/6/tinfoilhat.jpg

[Mirage]

I'm not allowed to have cats where I currently live :/.