The government is trying to kill us!

[escobert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEQP1x7tCfM

what the heck is in our water supply and what the heck is in our oxygen supply!? :p

[Agent Proto]

I figured the government had other ways to kill us all besides blowing up planets.

[Laddy]

PeeGee, I thought you'd sound...different.

[Pike]

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL

Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide (http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html)

[Raistlin]

ZOMG THERE'S METAL IN THE AIR AFTER EVERY RAIN

COINCIDENCE????

[Mirage]

ARE YOU SERIOUS I NEVER KNEW OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA GET METAL POISONING

[escobert]

But now it is happenin now!

[qwertysaur]

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL

Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide (http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html)
:shifty:

[DMKA]

Seriously lady, rainbows?

You should be worried about the gang stalkers and reptilian overlords that are trying to alter our genetic makeup with their chemtrails and the light reflecting off their giant solar powered weather balloon they claim is our moon.

BRB, another plane just flew overhead. Need to go fight them 'trails with my trusty bottle of vinegar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsdeAF_Prfo)

[qwertysaur]

Seriously lady, rainbows?

You should be worried about the gang stalkers and reptilian overlords that are trying to alter our genetic makeup with their chemtrails and the light reflecting off their giant solar powered weather balloon they claim is our moon.

BRB, another plane just flew overhead. Need to go fight them 'trails with my trusty bottle of vinegar. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsdeAF_Prfo)
careful, the cows are spies.

[Raistlin]

We must ban dihydrogen monoxide! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw)

[Psychotic]

We as a nation have got to ask ourselves: What is going on? What is oozing out of our ground?!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/1360683-flan_8_zpsa14bd13a.jpg

Seriously guys, we all know you did not get Flans 20 years ago. What is happening?

[Chris]

I thought flan was something you could eat

[qwertysaur]

I thought flan was something you could eat
That's what they want you to think. :p

[Quindiana Jones]

Well, Chris'd eat anything anyway... :p

[qwertysaur]

Well, Chris'd eat anything anyway... :pGood point. :quina:

[Chris]

Guys, it's impolite to tease and then not to offer.

[Old Manus]

THE FRACKINGS IS POISONING THE WATER SUPPLY

WATCH ME LIGHT MY TAP TO PROVE IT

[Mercen-X]

Funny the government is only ever incompetent on the things we want them to do. They're totally reliable when it comes to raping us.