The World Doesn't Make Sense

[Chris]

Penguins have wings, but they can't fly? Come on! :confused:

Hippos can't swim, yet they spend most of their lives in the water? :(

Discuss things that doesn't make sense.

[Jowy]

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.

[Chris]

Jowy, buddy, Endor and Chewie are not of this world. :roll2

[Agent Proto]

Penguins have wings and use them as flippers. Duh. They fly majestically underwater.

[DMKA]

Males have nipples but do not nurse. o__O

[fire_of_avalon]

All of these things have explanation in evolution.

[Agent Proto]

Here's something to think about. Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?

[Dr. rydrum2112]

here is a thought for you: why should everything make sense?

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Why does having a slim chance and a fat chance carry the same amount of likeliness?



Males have nipples but do not nurse. o__O

Because the nipples are developed before the sex of the baby is determined ;)

[Shorty]

You know what doesn't make sense? Fucking platypuses.

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[Dr. rydrum2112]

You know what doesn't make sense? smurfing platypuses.

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The Who (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhuL79iEWDo) or The Scorpions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1vjMpTEecQ)?

[Jinx]

We throw out food when it's moldy, but cheese is a mold!

[Mercen-X]

All of these things have explanation in evolution.

Evolution is a government conspiracy, man...

[Raistlin]

Fucking magnets.

The tide goes in, the tide goes out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!


All of these things have explanation in evolution.

Chewbacca has an evolutionary explanation?

[Ouch!]

All of these things have explanation in evolution.

Chewbacca has an evolutionary explanation?
Haha, this guy. Clearly never took Evolutionary Xenobiology 101. What a scrub.

[Faris]

Gotta give scientists something to do.

[qwertysaur]

When matzoh gets stall, it gets soft. :|

[theundeadhero]

The Army gives me a jacket but never allows me to wear it. They give me things with hoods on them but I can never wear the hood.

[Denmark]

Here's something to think about. Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?

well "parkway" is a stupid name for a highway (edit: so is "freeway" come at me brah*)

as for "driveway" well

well

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http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/39394d1358470411-world-doesnt-make-sense-oreillycantexplain1.jpg

*(get it i said "brah" because "freeway" is a very california thing)

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

The Army gives me a jacket but never allows me to wear it. They give me things with hoods on them but I can never wear the hood.

The Marine Corps gives me pants and jackets and such things with pockets. But I can't keep my hands in those pockets. Or a wallet, or anything. That is why we have socks.

[Ouch!]

The Army gives me a jacket but never allows me to wear it. They give me things with hoods on them but I can never wear the hood.

The Marine Corps gives me pants and jackets and such things with pockets. But I can't keep my hands in those pockets. Or a wallet, or anything. That is why we have socks.
You keep your hands in your socks?

[Shorty]

Here's something to think about. Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?

well "parkway" is a stupid name for a highway (edit: so is "freeway" come at me brah*)

as for "driveway" well

well

um

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/39394d1358470411-world-doesnt-make-sense-oreillycantexplain1.jpg

*(get it i said "brah" because "freeway" is a very california thing)

Freeway is a California thing? It's used in other places I've lived. Maybe a west thing?

You guys don't say freeway in the east?

[Dr. rydrum2112]

we say freeway in the east- except some are TOLL roads...

[escobert]

Not all of us in the east say freeway. Interstates and highways :p

[Cuchulainn]

We say motorway. you're all wrong.

[escobert]

No, the interstate system is called an interstate and a state highway is called a highway. why call them something different!?

[Shauna]

I think Cuch is right. :3

[Bubba]

How the hell zombie teeth decay so rapidly...

[Futan]

we say freeway in the east- except some are TOLL roads...

Never heard anyone in person actually use freeway. Highway or the number(95, 76, etc.). Heard it on the news before though. XD

Conflicting reports. :p

[Dr. rydrum2112]

we say freeway in the east- except some are TOLL roads...

Never heard anyone in person actually use freeway. Highway or the number(95, 76, etc.). Heard it on the news before though. XD

Conflicting reports. :p

Around here (philly), freeway is like a synonym for parkway. Also when I lived in pittsburgh I-376 was occasionally called THE freeway.