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Chris
01-17-2013, 11:50 PM
Penguins have wings, but they can't fly? Come on! :confused:

Hippos can't swim, yet they spend most of their lives in the water? :(

Discuss things that doesn't make sense.

Jowy
01-17-2013, 11:52 PM
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit.

Chris
01-17-2013, 11:56 PM
Jowy, buddy, Endor and Chewie are not of this world. :roll2

Ace Protorney
01-18-2013, 12:02 AM
Penguins have wings and use them as flippers. Duh. They fly majestically underwater.

DMKA
01-18-2013, 12:35 AM
Males have nipples but do not nurse. o__O

fire_of_avalon
01-18-2013, 12:44 AM
All of these things have explanation in evolution.

Ace Protorney
01-18-2013, 12:48 AM
Here's something to think about. Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?

Dr. rydrum2112
01-18-2013, 12:51 AM
here is a thought for you: why should everything make sense?

Lone Wolf Leonhart
01-18-2013, 12:52 AM
Why does having a slim chance and a fat chance carry the same amount of likeliness?



Males have nipples but do not nurse. o__O

Because the nipples are developed before the sex of the baby is determined ;)

Shorty
01-18-2013, 12:53 AM
You know what doesn't make sense? Fucking platypuses.

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Dr. rydrum2112
01-18-2013, 01:03 AM
You know what doesn't make sense? smurfing platypuses.

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The Who (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhuL79iEWDo) or The Scorpions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1vjMpTEecQ)?

Jinx
01-18-2013, 02:43 AM
We throw out food when it's moldy, but cheese is a mold!

Mercen-X
01-18-2013, 02:48 AM
All of these things have explanation in evolution.

Evolution is a government conspiracy, man...

Raistlin
01-18-2013, 03:10 AM
Fucking magnets.

The tide goes in, the tide goes out. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!


All of these things have explanation in evolution.

Chewbacca has an evolutionary explanation?

Ouch!
01-18-2013, 03:11 AM
All of these things have explanation in evolution.

Chewbacca has an evolutionary explanation?
Haha, this guy. Clearly never took Evolutionary Xenobiology 101. What a scrub.

Faris
01-18-2013, 03:12 AM
Gotta give scientists something to do.

qwertysaur
01-18-2013, 03:16 AM
When matzoh gets stall, it gets soft. :|

theundeadhero
01-18-2013, 06:14 AM
The Army gives me a jacket but never allows me to wear it. They give me things with hoods on them but I can never wear the hood.

Denmark
01-18-2013, 10:14 AM
Here's something to think about. Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?

well "parkway" is a stupid name for a highway (edit: so is "freeway" come at me brah*)

as for "driveway" well

well

um

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/39394d1358470411-world-doesnt-make-sense-oreillycantexplain1.jpg

*(get it i said "brah" because "freeway" is a very california thing)

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
01-18-2013, 12:07 PM
The Army gives me a jacket but never allows me to wear it. They give me things with hoods on them but I can never wear the hood.

The Marine Corps gives me pants and jackets and such things with pockets. But I can't keep my hands in those pockets. Or a wallet, or anything. That is why we have socks.

Ouch!
01-18-2013, 03:07 PM
The Army gives me a jacket but never allows me to wear it. They give me things with hoods on them but I can never wear the hood.

The Marine Corps gives me pants and jackets and such things with pockets. But I can't keep my hands in those pockets. Or a wallet, or anything. That is why we have socks.
You keep your hands in your socks?

Shorty
01-18-2013, 03:10 PM
Here's something to think about. Why do we drive on the parkway yet park on the driveway?

well "parkway" is a stupid name for a highway (edit: so is "freeway" come at me brah*)

as for "driveway" well

well

um

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/39394d1358470411-world-doesnt-make-sense-oreillycantexplain1.jpg

*(get it i said "brah" because "freeway" is a very california thing)

Freeway is a California thing? It's used in other places I've lived. Maybe a west thing?

You guys don't say freeway in the east?

Dr. rydrum2112
01-18-2013, 03:29 PM
we say freeway in the east- except some are TOLL roads...

escobert
01-18-2013, 03:43 PM
Not all of us in the east say freeway. Interstates and highways :p

Cuchulainn
01-18-2013, 03:54 PM
We say motorway. you're all wrong.

escobert
01-18-2013, 04:39 PM
No, the interstate system is called an interstate and a state highway is called a highway. why call them something different!?

Shauna
01-18-2013, 05:58 PM
I think Cuch is right. :3

Bubba
01-18-2013, 06:06 PM
How the hell zombie teeth decay so rapidly...

Futan
01-19-2013, 12:54 AM
we say freeway in the east- except some are TOLL roads...

Never heard anyone in person actually use freeway. Highway or the number(95, 76, etc.). Heard it on the news before though. XD

Conflicting reports. :p

Dr. rydrum2112
01-19-2013, 06:45 AM
we say freeway in the east- except some are TOLL roads...

Never heard anyone in person actually use freeway. Highway or the number(95, 76, etc.). Heard it on the news before though. XD

Conflicting reports. :p

Around here (philly), freeway is like a synonym for parkway. Also when I lived in pittsburgh I-376 was occasionally called THE freeway.