What is your job?

[qwertysaur]

I'm a professional shopper.
I also tutor Math, mainly statistics as one of my professors refers students in her stats classes to me. :p

What about you?

[Araciel]

Porno.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Cook. :/

[Faris]

Office Administrator, Marketing Specialist, and Bookkeeper. Yay working in a small business!

[~*~Celes~*~]

Deli clerk at my local grocery store!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Right now I do customer service for a sports photography company. I think they keep me around to lug all the heavy crap around.

[Freya]

I sell people video games

[G13]

I pour concrete and shape it into the beautiful slabs you pay absolutely no mind to.

[Shlup]

I make stuff and sell it on Etsy, and I'm an assistant manager of some of the stores at Disneyland. Both jobs are quite enjoyable. Some time ago BJ and I decided we'd rather be poor than work at jobs we didn't like, so it's nice to have jobs that are fun.

[Pike]

I write and sell books, and I also work early morning logistics in retail.

[Shauna]

I am a professional at bumming around.

[Night Fury]

I am a Fashion Retail Supervisor.

I get to look at nice things all day and decide where they should go on the shop floor. Yey.

[Chris]

An orderly, I guess? I take take of old people and patients, and I do cleaning and organize the kitchens.

[Pumpkin]

House"wife", which I want to be long term, but for now it isn't a very good idea so I'm looking for another job.

Officially trained in sales and representation so that would be the ideal job to fine, but I'll accept work at a fast food place or retail or whatever.

[Shoeberto]

Code Monkey get up get coffee.
Code Monkey go to job.
Code Monkey have boring meeting
with boring manager Bob.
Bob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink.
His code not functional or elegant.
What do Code Monkey think?

[Pike]

Code Monkey get up get coffee.
Code Monkey go to job.
Code Monkey have boring meeting
with boring manager Bob.
Bob say Code Monkey very diligent
But his output stink.
His code not functional or elegant.
What do Code Monkey think?

Code Monkey think

MAYBE MANAGER WANNA WRITE GODDAMN LOGIN PAGE HIMSELF

[Sephex]

Quality Assurance. I amgud att chekin mastikes.

[Pheesh]

Concreter/builder. It blows -_-

[yukina]

Occupational therapist and university instructor. Perfect cover for my gamer-otaku alter ego :)))

[Shorty]

Administrative assistant.

[Night Fury]

Administrative assistant and full time hippy.

Corrected it for you

[Raistlin]

I tell people they're wrong for a living.

[Ouch!]

Emedia editorial assistant for psychology, biology, philosophy, and composition textbooks.

[Formalhaut]

I'm an A-Level student currently studying English Literature, Sociology, Forensic Science and Biology.

I also volunteer at a Youth Centre.

[black orb]

>>> My job is not have a job..:luca:

[Citizen Bleys]

Bullshit artist.

[Old Manus]

A slightly cooler code monkey than Shoeberto (I have great hair)

[Aulayna]

I'm an ingame support rep.

[Yar]

I'm being paid to go to school so I don't need no freaking job. :D

But I want one. :(

[TrollHunter]

Dragoon

[Flaming Ice]

Cook/Dishwasher......not very exciting.


Assassin

[qwertysaur]

Dragoon
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/148210-whats-your-job.html :aimkiss:

[fire_of_avalon]

I work in a primary care doctors office. We have two doctors. And a bunch of other stuff.

I don't stick people with things but I do legally rob them.

[Baloki]

Secret Squirrel... Wait no... :(

[Mo-Nercy]

I'm a mental health support worker. I work in a facility that serves as temporary accommodation for people with a mental illness who have left unlicensed boarding houses (i.e. very shoddy places) and are waiting either for an availability in a group home or a place they can live in on their own via the Department of Housing. Basically, I help them with their medication, improve their independent living skills and become more confident and capable of accessing the community.

[Araciel]

I tell people they're wrong for a living.

thread = won.

[Bunny]

Professional foot/hand model and part-time international man of mystery.

[escobert]

Bay Integrity Associate at The Home Depot. aka Inventory management.

[kotora]

Full time student, which means I'm part time philosopher and part time alcoholic. Too bad none of these actually get me any money. But business students have told me operating at a loss is not a problem as long as you got a cash flow going on, so that's exactly what I'm doing!

[rubah]

I listen to people complain about video games.

[Zeldy]

I work at Blockbuster. Well, for the time being, we're under administration so I may lose it

[Gogolian]

GRAPHIC DESIGNAAAAAAAA!!!!!! xD

[Parker]

I'm a surgeon

[Clo]

A middle school teacher.








KILL MEEEEEEEEE

[Scotty_ffgamer]

I roll and bake pretzels while mall customers continually inform me that I'm the reason for everything wrong in the world because I won't give them stuff for free.

I also sit at a desk and do homework while occasionally telling people who come into my dorm that they need to sign in.

I also student teach at a high school, which is practically a full time job except I'm paying to do it.

[Sephiroth]

FBI: Female Body Inspector

[Tigmafuzz]

Whatever the hell I feel like on any given day.

[Del Murder]

I'm an actuary, which means I do math for a living. I'm also a manager of a bunch of other actuaries.

[Shiny]

I make MTV slightly more bearable.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Part-time deli clerk at a local, family-owned, small-but-growing-chain grocery store. I slice meats and cheeses, make party trays, cook rotisserie chickens, fry chicken, and prepare large quantities of coleslaw and "world famous chop salad." Then I go home and my job is full-time mommy and wife. I change poopy diapers, deal with always having something attached to my boobs, housework when I find the time...and honestly, I love all of the above <3

[Bubba]

I have two jobs. I work in HR for Sainsbury's looking after all the bigwigs... I also teach guitar in schools to 11-16 year olds.

Anyone want any lessons?