EoFF Is Full of Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking People

[Laddy]

Who said nerds were ugly. I mean damn.

Let's talk about how drop dead gorgeous many EoFFers are.

[Night Fury]

I am clearly the exception to this rule.

If you don't stop putting yourself down I am going to come down to Bournemouth and shake all manner of shit out of you.

:doublecolbert:

And I mean that.

[Faris]

I am clearly the exception to this rule.

If you don't stop putting yourself down I am going to come down to Bournemouth and shake all manner of trout out of you.

:doublecolbert:

And I mean that.

:doublecolbert: It won't just be Locky.

It's not that all nerds are hot, it's just the hot ones are all centralized here ;)

Edit: PROOF (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/148040-eyes-final-fantasy-visits-square-enix-round-2-a-2.html#post3205279)

[Aulayna]

I am clearly the exception to this rule.

Bollocks are you the exception to that rule. Utter bollocks.

So much so you just brought out the London east end in me for to use the word bollocks as a retort.

[Loony BoB]

It's true, there are an absolute buttload of unexpectedly attractive people at EoFF. I suppose when you get hundreds of young people together in one place, though, it's inevitable. Just goes a long way towards busting the theory of nerds being ugly, as Laddy rightly pointed out.

[Laddy]

I swear to god Formy you better be nice to yourself or I'mma gonna take a one-way plane to the UK and beat you with a blackjack until you start being nice to yourself. :colbert:

[Night Fury]

So many Colberts in this thread....

[Pike]

It's just because the people who actually look good are more prone to putting pictures of themselves in the Picture Thread, which makes it seem like a disproportionate number of people here are good looking.

That, or we all have low standards because we're pasty white nerds.

[Ouch!]

Better than the "I'll put myself down so other people can stroke my ego" thread.

[TrollHunter]

Dude i love ego massages

[Formalhaut]

Yes, I agree, there are many wonderfully good looking people on EoFF.

[Night Fury]

Back on topic please guys.

[Loony BoB]

This thread was supposed to be really positive and yet reading it is quite frankly getting depressing. Move the self-loathing and/or self-pity outta this thread and stick to the much more general topic brought up by Laddy, I reckon.

[Shorty]

How the hell has nobody mentioned Levian yet? You people ought to be ashamed.

[Cuchulainn]

How the hell has nobody mentioned Levian yet? You people ought to be ashamed.

Nobody's mentioned anyone. It's just another vehicle for the false modesty crowd to get their bits rubbed.


smurf away off Formal:bou::bou::bou::bou: you're depressing the whole entire world. Be nice!

Any on topic trailing through the picture thread has left me in agreement.

a) I think Steve's Eyebrows are a delight
b) if I know grainy webcam images like i think i do, I can pretty much say HoofHearted is probably ok looking,
c) If Julian ever catches that fella who keeps glueing his gob shut before every picture i think he'll be a decent lookin fella (primne suspect is that androgynous looking fellow that shows up frequwntly in every picture with him)
d) smurfing cats everywhere
e) pensive webcam shots by our male members certainly bring out the Russell Crowe in them all, beards help but are not a necessity, a hand on or near the face certainly adds to the masculine-but-sensitive look as well.. It shows the Nerdette that "Yes I will blast one up your wrongun but I'l rub cream on it after n give you hugs".
f) Alice standing on one leg pointing at trout seems to be popular amonst the nerdherd, it's a trick that's lost on me but i guess it works so who am i to question
g) if Mel's close up face shots get any closer the only thing we're likely to see is a green goblin hugging a nose hair. Pan out Mel, no needs to be that close to anything.
h) Formalhout Is, was, and ever will be, McLovin.
i) Donna Summer
j) Im bored now I'm 4 pages in The rest is just endless pictures of nervous nerds posting images and hoping to get one person say they dont look like an abandoned farm.
k) Another one, Amy...our resident rredundant feminist. Attractive girl, no doubt but if I sear on ma ballicks if she gets any more piercings she'll look like getting attacked with a nail gun...while very very drunk.

You are all welcome. I should be a smurfing life coach

[Night Fury]

HoofHearted :lol: :lol:

[Cuchulainn]

fucking hell i see McLovin is still getting mothered.

[Shauna]

EoFF is indeed easy on the eyes.

[Psychotic]

Wow, even Cuch is being too nice. No, we are not good looking. We all look like the results of some second cousin inbreeding combined with repeated door slams to the face. The only member who can stroll down a street without both a paper bag covering and a lynch mob is Ouch! and the rest of you can get to buggery.

[theundeadhero]

Wha? :colbert:

[Psychotic]

You lost my affection the minute you lost those luscious Cobain locks.

[Del Murder]

Most of the members I've met have been pretty swank.

[Rantz]

I'm hoping to look good after the mtf surgery and a year of Vagifem, at least!

[NorthernChaosGod]

There are some cuties here.

[theundeadhero]

Can I relive my golden locks vicariously through you, Psy?

[Psychotic]

Oh I wish. I have less hair than you!

[DK]

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[Chris]

I am shocked that no one has mentioned my amazing abs and pretty face. Someone thought I was a porn star, so I can die happy now.

[Sephex]

I need to post in the pic thread more to balance everything out.

[Cuchulainn]

I am shocked that no one has mentioned my amazing abs and pretty face. Someone thought I was a porn star, so I can die happy now.

I seen your pictures in the pic thread. Not an ugly fella at all. You kinda look like you're an extra in Blade Runner or were crafted by the imaginings of Weta Workshops. I dont mean it in a bad way but you could well be the result of replicant sex between Rachael and Rick Deckard so I'd look into that if I were you.

Dont worry you make it work.

[Chris]

OMG Cuch I never knew. :whimper:

Ahem.

http://i50.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/1z5nech.png

[Cuchulainn]

Quit yer yappin, whatever it it is, it works. now go dry your eyes & listen to some Vangelis.

[Formalhaut]

OMG Cuch I never knew. :whimper:

Ahem.

http://i50.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/1z5nech.png

I am sorry but those sort of pictures are certainly not allowed on EoFF! It nearly overheated my laptop! :mad2:

[Denmark]

Thank you, yes I am gorgeous

[G13]

I approve of the Zoolander nod and am disgusted by everything else. This is a thread of lies. It's no secret that the picture thread is filled with paid actors.

[DMKA]

I always thought Levian was pretty hawt.

[Shlup]

Just based on math, I think it's safe to assume that all EoFFers who don't post their pictures ever are hideously ugly.

But that's okay, ugly people. I still love you. Don't be sad.

[Pheesh]

Been a while since you posted anything in there, Shlup...

[Shorty]

Philip thinks he's safe because he whored it up in that thread for a good three months while in the US.

[Shlup]

Been a while since you posted anything in there, Shlup...
Pretty sure I said "ever," but nice try, fatty.

That reminds me, though--I will post something.

[Miriel]

Just based on math, I think it's safe to assume that all EoFFers who don't post their pictures ever are hideously ugly.

But that's okay, ugly people. I still love you. Don't be sad.

:crying2:

[Araciel]

Go fuck yourselves.

[Pheesh]

Been a while since you posted anything in there, Shlup...
Pretty sure I said "ever," but nice try, fatty.

That reminds me, though--I will post something.

Hey, I post pics! I'm more self involved than attractive though.

[Loony BoB]

I haven't posted pics in that thread in forever. I'll have to change that... later.

[Aulayna]

I'm aware of the fact I'm hideously ugly which is why I never posted in that thread. Shlup's rule of thumb is correct!

[Night Fury]

I'm aware of the fact I'm hideously ugly which is why I never posted in that thread. Shlup's rule of thumb is correct!

I bet you are not.
Besides, you so are Amy Acker. I read your posts in her voice and everything.

[yukina]

This makes me want to check out the picture thread :)). And is it weird that most of my nerdy, geeky friends are quite good looking? :))

[Loony BoB]

I don't think it's just "people who are ugly don't post pics", because most of the many EoFFers I've met and the geeks I've known are not people I would class as ugly in any way. Most of them are actually good looking, and a notable number of them are really good looking.

[Aulayna]

I'm aware of the fact I'm hideously ugly which is why I never posted in that thread. Shlup's rule of thumb is correct!

I bet you are not.
Besides, you so are Amy Acker. I read your posts in her voice and everything.

I can live with this!

[Slothy]

I'm aware of the fact I'm hideously ugly which is why I never posted in that thread. Shlup's rule of thumb is correct!

I bet you are not.
Besides, you so are Amy Acker. I read your posts in her voice and everything.

You too? I have to remind myself she's not Amy Acker sometimes to be honest, otherwise I start to associate her with the crush I've had on Amy Acker since I was about 15 years old.

[Formalhaut]

I posted in the Picture thread once, and got forever brandished with the nickname Mclovin. :eep:

I think anyone who doesn't post in the picture thread are just hiding their real beauty, to ensure that they do not make us jealous. :)

[Tigmafuzz]

d) smurfing cats everywhere

http://i.imgur.com/UWfSUDO.gif

[Night Fury]

d) smurfing cats everywhere

http://i.imgur.com/UWfSUDO.gif

OMG THAT IS AMAZING I'M PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA