i seriously hate bees

[Jowy]

i totally wig out and do everything in my power to avoid stabbing myself in the stomach with an epi-pen. are you allergic to bee stings? or anything for that matter?

hate you, bees.

[Psychotic]

Are you Nicolas Cage in disguise?

[theundeadhero]

I have no idea. I've never ever been stung by a bee.

[Faris]

The worst sound ever is their buzzing.

[Shorty]

I love bees! They're cute and they just want to be friends. Especially the big ole round bumblebees dawww

Wasps, on the other hand, are smurfers.

[Formalhaut]

I don't mind bees so much if their just buzzing around minding their own business. They scare/annoy me if:

A) I'm in an enclosed space, such as a closed room

B) I'm sat down in a open space, yet they choose it's "Piss off Jordan" day.

[Shauna]

Bees and I have an understanding, we're cool. I can imagine it'd be slightly different if I was allergic to them, though.

Wasps are the real dicks though. Stingin' people just cause they feel like it.

[Rantz]

Bees are alright. Wasps and moths, and anything else that sounds like a freaking Jurassic dragonfly when they come buzzing by, can go drown in lemonade.

[Ouch!]

While playing soccer in high school, a bee flew into my mouth while I shouted something and stung the back of my throat. Easily one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

If a wasp/bee/hornet/whatever is nearby or lands on me, I usually just let it hang out and pretend it's not there. They don't seem to get too pissy as long as they don't feel threatened.

If I was allergic to them, I don't really see me letting them land on me. I feel sorry for people with allergies, and that shit is scary. :|

[qwertysaur]

I try to leave bees alone, and they tend to not harass me. I do love their honey though. :quina:
Unless that bee is on fire, then it can and will kill everything in sight. :(

[Chris]

What the in the fucking fuck is wrong with some of you people? My dream job is to own my own honey bee farm. :(

[Sephex]

Are you Nicolas Cage in disguise?

You probably won't get this since you only follow Polo or whatever UK people watch, but I want to see Nicolas Cage play in a NFL teams against the Saints so I can see him scream, "NOO!! NOT DREW BREES!! NOT DREW BREES!!!!

[Formalhaut]

Hiker Dies After Bee Attack in Phoenix - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/10/hiker-dies-after-bee-attack-in-phoenix/)

Their lethal people!

[Chris]

I actually visited a farm last summer, and I had to wear a funny suit. But no, seriously, the honey is simply to die for. When I go, I would like to overdose on raw honey.

[Spooniest]

Homer: What're ya gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead! Do your worst!

Mr. Burns: My worst, eh?! Very well! Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!

EDIT: Wow, that's awfully specific to be on youtube!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLCZjw2FXPE)

[Bunny]

When I was in the fourth grade, I would catch bees in my bare hands and run around throwing them at people I didn't like very much. My friends and I would also have bee throwing fights.

I have yet to encounter something I am seriously, or even somewhat, allergic to.

[Denmark]

they don't allow you to have bees in here.

[fire_of_avalon]

I am okay with bees.

[DrAssenov]

Bees are okay, but wasps are awful. I was stung by a wasp in the middle of a paintball game and my screams freaked out my teammates -- they thought I was getting slammed by the other team, lol.

Really really glad I'm not allergic, since I've been stung a few times by both bees and wasps.

[Raistlin]

I was terrified of bees as a kid, because when I was very young I was stung a few times by bees when I didn't do anything (one time, a bee flew into my shirt and got stuck in my sleeve). I've since gotten over it, but I can't say I like them.

Also wasps are just evil.

[Shlup]

I've never been stung by a bee so I don't know if I'm allergic to them, but I really love bees. I'd love to have my own hive someday. Once I saved a bee from my pool and watched it flap it's little wings at full speed for like 20 minutes before they were dry enough to take off.

I also eat a lot of honey.

[Araciel]

I kill every bug that gets too close to me. I've been stung once or twice in my life...NEVER AGAIN

/unallergic masterrace.

[Lonely Paper Star]

I've never been stung by one, and I'm always slightly wary of them, but I learned some time ago that they bonk you with their heads as a warning before they attempt to sting you... I find that imagery rather cute. XD

[Spooniest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1nkPG9FtKg

[Tigmafuzz]

When I was nine, I drank out of a soda can that a bee had decided to hide in. My lip was swollen for a week. Damn that bee. I'm glad he died.

[Jowy]

The big fuzzy bumblebros are okay. They just want to chill and pollinate flowers all day. Every other variant though, fuck 'em.

[Goldenboko]

OH THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

[Mirage]

I love bees! They're cute and they just want to be friends. Especially the big ole round bumblebees dawww

Wasps, on the other hand, are smurfers.

Of course bumblebees are fine, they aren't really aggressive.

I dislike most insects with stingers, personally.

[fire_of_avalon]

I kill every bug that gets too close to me. I've been stung once or twice in my life...NEVER AGAIN

/unallergic masterrace.
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Have you guys ever been stung by a bumblebee? That shit HURTS/

[Flaming Ice]

Never let your mom bring herbal essences shampoo while camping ......:|

[Pike]

Never been stung by a bee. They don't bother me.

Moths, though.

MOTHS.

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[Flaming Ice]

Never been stung by a bee. They don't bother me.

Moths, though.

MOTHS.





The only moths i hate have their children in our food!

I don't like killing anything but they tempt me too much =/

[Lonely Paper Star]

I'm not a fan of moths, either.

AND ROACHES. OMFG ROACHES. ROACHES NEED TO STAHP (http://shi39.tumblr.com/post/39582972296).

[Araciel]

I kill every bug that gets too close to me. I've been stung once or twice in my life...NEVER AGAIN

/unallergic masterrace.
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Have you guys ever been stung by a bumblebee? That trout HURTS/

Yes. I lived, it didn't...What a silly thing for the bee to do when I was nowhere near its hive.

[Mirage]

Bumblebees have hives? I have no idea how bumblebees work.

[Tigmafuzz]

Bumblebees have hives? I have no idea how bumblebees work.

Killer Whales are technically dolphins.

[Mirage]

No, they are technically killer whales, which are in the same family as dolphins.

[Tigmafuzz]

The point is that they're more dolphin than whale :colbert:

[Pumpkin]

I was stung once as a little girl and I cried.

Other than that, they really don't bother me. The buzzing can get annoying, but I just continue about my business and eventually they go away.

[Clo]

I almost once got stung in the COOTS, true story. it sucked.

Of course I was 3 and was wearing little toddlery shorts.

[Mirage]

The point is that they're more dolphin than whale :colbert:

:doublecolbert:

[Formalhaut]

Never been stung by a bee. They don't bother me.

Moths, though.

MOTHS.

39684

That picture literally made me jump. I share your absolute aversion to them. I swear I have a phobia, and I am super glad that I live in England where the moths are smaller. I still can't bloody stand them, and if I ever see on of them that size in my room I will refuse to enter. Hell, I refuse to enter even with a small moth.

[The Man]

they don't allow you to have bees in here.

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