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Chris
01-23-2013, 05:43 PM
http://i46.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2ezk5eo.jpg

Let's talk about deers! So adorable and delicious!

Speaking of:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/81d55691a77ad621e1732a73e3d229c5/tumblr_mfo1qxZhvx1rxui9eo1_500.gif

Shauna
01-23-2013, 05:44 PM
The plural of deer is deer. :colbert:

Chris
01-23-2013, 05:45 PM
I know, but wouldn't fit theme. :doublecolbert:

TrollHunter
01-23-2013, 05:51 PM
Where i used to live deer were everywhere
Theyd cut me off on hikes, theyd come into my yard... I saw them so much i reacted to them with as much surprise as say a squirrel.

Jowy
01-23-2013, 06:01 PM
WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!

A deer crept up on me in my backyard once when I was unloading my car from a stay out of town. I turned around, screamed like a girl, and dropped my duffel bag. Then it ran off into the woods. They taste great too.

Formalhaut
01-23-2013, 07:03 PM
I like deers too, their like the majestic leaders of the forest. At least, that's what I'm getting from the first picture Reno posted.

http://i46.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2ezk5eo.jpg

Just look at it. You can tell s**t is about to go down when you see them approaching you.

Shorty
01-23-2013, 07:12 PM
Yeah, venison meat is pretty smurfing amazing.

Many people I know have had several pretty tight run-ins with deer while driving. I'm fortunate enough to have only had one time when I nearly hit one as it came smurfing bounding out in front of my car. My immediate reaction was to turn the wheel to swerve and then I remembered what I'd been told to just smurfing hit the thing and be done with it. It got out of the road at the last second, thankfully. I cursed at it afterward.

Deer are pretty cute, though.

Slothy
01-23-2013, 07:18 PM
I really want to eat a deer sometime. I'd also like to actually kill the deer I eat. Preferably not by hitting it with the car though.

There's actually quite a few deer that live nearby at various times during the year. I was walking to the bus stop one morning in the fall and they were all just standing in a small empty lot that I walk through, with one of them waiting to cross the path I was using while the others stood on the other side waiting for it to cross. None of them seemed to know what to do with a human coming so me and the deer waiting to cross just eyed each other as I kept walking. I think he knew who was boss. Weird thing was the woods were a good distance away from here, so they were just wandering around some subdivisions basically.


My immediate reaction was to turn the wheel to swerve and then I remembered what I'd been told to just smurfing hit the thing and be done with it.

Good advice for when a deer (or anything smaller really) runs in front of you. Never try it in Moose country though.

Shorty
01-23-2013, 07:20 PM
My uncle killed the first deer I ever ate. He hung it from our smurfing carport by it's smurfing antlers. As a small child, I can tell you that it was horrifying.

Chris
01-23-2013, 07:23 PM
I thought I was pretty much alone here regarding my love for venison. Alongside wild boar, venison is such delicious meat. I could eat it every day.

Shorty
01-23-2013, 07:24 PM
FUCKING JAVELINAS ABSOLUTELY NOT

Ace Protorney
01-23-2013, 07:35 PM
There are deers around, so I usually come across a few while driving around. I once caught a glimpse of a deer that crossed the street, and there was some person trying to help it get back into the woods, since the woods were on the other side of the road.

qwertysaur
01-23-2013, 07:41 PM
I fed one a strawberry once. It was adorable. :kaoclove:

Jowy
01-23-2013, 07:47 PM
their like the majestic leaders of the forest.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5554798592/h9A57BB66/

nothing can stop a bear.

Denmark
01-23-2013, 09:03 PM
deer are the stupidest animals to ever live

it always amuses me when i'm with someone who isn't from the country like me and we see a deer and they're like "OHEMGEE LOOK AT THE DEER!!!!!". because i see about 12 deer per day. and they're all fucking idiots.

kinda cute tho

Shorty
01-23-2013, 09:23 PM
their like the majestic leaders of the forest.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5554798592/h9A57BB66/

nothing can stop a bear.

Then why try to put a skinny little wire fence up?

Shlup
01-23-2013, 09:52 PM
I want to touch a deer.

Jowy
01-23-2013, 09:57 PM
their like the majestic leaders of the forest.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5554798592/h9A57BB66/

nothing can stop a bear.

Then why try to put a skinny little wire fence up?

The bear can easily tear it down. I'm sure that fence's intended purpose isn't to keep the bear at bay. That's to keep people away from the bear's territory. bearatory, if you will.

Madame Adequate
01-23-2013, 10:44 PM
If Bambi's mom had a gun he wouldn't be an orphan.

Shlup
01-23-2013, 10:57 PM
If Bambi's mom had a gun he wouldn't be an orphan.

And here I thought you weren't a true American in your heart.

Chris
01-23-2013, 11:03 PM
If there were any justice in the world...

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001016491/deer-13980540749_xlarge.jpeg

Raistlin
01-23-2013, 11:45 PM
I haven't had venison in a long time, but I not I want more.

Mmm... Bambi's mom.

Slothy
01-24-2013, 12:30 AM
Mmm... Bambi's mom.

MILE?

fire_of_avalon
01-24-2013, 02:43 AM
Ahahahaaha, MILE.

I'm with Denny. I don't think they're super dumb but if you live in sparsely populated areas you see them all the time.

Faris
01-24-2013, 03:06 AM
I would very much like to try some Bambi. My uncle promised me some but started a bee farm instead :colbert:

Tigmafuzz
01-24-2013, 04:27 AM
I FUCKING HATE DEER.

I love them by default because they're animals, but gotdamn they're so STUPID. STOP EATING MY GRASS AND RUINING MY FENCE AND WALKING BEHIND THE CAR WHILE I'M TRYING TO BACK OUT GAH

escobert
01-24-2013, 08:16 PM
deer are the stupidest animals to ever live

it always amuses me when i'm with someone who isn't from the country like me and we see a deer and they're like "OHEMGEE LOOK AT THE DEER!!!!!". because i see about 12 deer per day. and they're all fucking idiots.

kinda cute tho