I feel deceived

[Aulayna]

http://www.mars-presse.de/cms/cache/images/7ec405-7e0ca-9a9.jpg

Mars Bars without the nougharty stuff... whaaaaa-

I am not happy with this purchase, serves me right for not actually reading what they were.

[Shauna]

What exactly is it?

[Night Fury]

it's a Mars Bar without the nougaty-milyway bit

[Psychotic]

Send them to me. I appreciate the glory that is caramel. :love:

[Tigmafuzz]

I remember reading somewhere that they were going to start making all chocolate bars even smaller, to give them less calories or some such stupid nonsense. Anyway,

Mars bar goes alien: Chocolate manufacturer slashes the treat to 200 calories... but it's lost its nougat layer (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190988/Mars-bar-goes-alien-Chocolate-manufacturer-slashes-treat-200-calories--lost-nougat-layer.html)

[Shauna]

So... it's just a caramel Freddo? :3

[Chris]

Chocloate is chocolate, and Mars Bars are an inferior version of everything else.

[Jowy]

So basically, it turned into a <a href=http://www.oldtimecandy.com/assets/images/singles/caramello.jpg>Caramello.</a>

Those are still good at least!

[theundeadhero]

You bought five of exactly what you didn't want :p

[Aulayna]

I've come to thinking of it as an oversized Rolo in bar farm. The Rolo bar.

[Jowy]

I've come to thinking of it as an oversized Rolo in bar farm. The Rolo bar.

And that sounds pretty damn awesome. Don't have to pick off all that foil either.

[Flaming Ice]

Not even real chocolate anyways.

[Shorty]

I tried a Mars bar once because I was told that it's the equivalent to a Milky Way.

I can tell you that is it fucking not the equivalent to a Milky Way (which is far superior) and that I myself felt deceived.

But I wouldn't say not to just a caramel/chocolate bar, because that sounds pretty damn good.

[Aulayna]

Your Milky Way's are fake Milky Way's though.

[Shorty]

Fake how? They are amazing.

[Aulayna]

They're not Milky Way.

Three Musketeers is about the closest you have to actual Milky Ways.

[Tigmafuzz]

Three Musketeers are the best.

Except those Crunch bars. Those are the very best.

Except Mounds. Mounds are the most best.

Excep- *shot by sniper*

[Mirage]

Why didn't they just make them smaller but keep the ratio of ingredients the same? And seriously, who cares about calories in chocolate? You don't eat chocolate because you want to be healthy. Just eat 50% as many of them if you really worry about that shit.

[Shorty]

Three Musketeers are the best.

Except those Crunch bars. Those are the very best.

Except Mounds. Mounds are the most best.

Excep- *shot by sniper*

Wow, you like the absolute worst candy.

[drotato]

ALMOND JOY BEATS ALL, in my personal coconut opinion. The coconut compliments the chocolate in such a coconut way that coconut coconut coconut, and coconut coconut coconut are coconut coconuts.


And furthermore, coconut chocolate coconut, no butts about coconut!

[Shorty]

:barf:

[Bunny]

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS STUPID

[Flaming Ice]

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS STUPID


...you just put yourself in this thread......:eep:

[Tigmafuzz]

:barf:


How dare you not like Almond Joy and Mounds. I hope you get mauled by a bear. A bear with wolves as claws.

[Shorty]

Those are literally the worst candy bars.

[Tigmafuzz]

You're the worst candy bars.

[Flaming Ice]

You're the worst candy bars.

You've tasted her before. :eek:


You know, the worst candy bars leave a greasy feeling in your mouth...

[Pike]

MR. GOODBAR and Hershey's with Almonds are the best candy bars

[boris no no]

Anything that isn't Cadburys isn't worth putting into my mouth. If I don't like it I don't swallow.

[Night Fury]

Anything that isn't Cadburys isn't worth putting into my mouth. If I don't like it I don't swallow.


isn't worth putting into my mouth. If I don't like it I don't swallow.


If I don't like it I don't swallow.

[Parker]

fun fact: all american chocolate sucks, even the american versions of non-american bars.

[Mirage]

Anything that isn't Cadburys isn't worth putting into my mouth. If I don't like it I don't swallow.

Oh look who decided to show their face again!

[NorthernChaosGod]

fun fact: all american chocolate sucks, even the american versions of non-american bars.

You suck.

[Parker]

ok that was a totally inaccurate generalisation on my part - however all american chocolate i've tasted has been fairly gross in comparison to any big name candy bar over here (reese's cups own tho)