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Chimp
01-26-2013, 08:37 PM
YOU AWAKEN IN FRONT OF A CASTLE WHERE YOU'RE NUN-CHUCKED IN THE ARSE FOR NO REASON
AND THE BLACK BELTS ONLY CHANGE THEIR CHUCKS ONCE EVERY SEASON
BOY YOU FRONTIN NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ORB
YOU REALLY THINK IT MAKES YOU MORE THAN A MOERBE?

UNNE. YEAH. CHECK IT.

NOT EVEN A SOFT CAN LOOSEN MY SWORD
AND WHEN I UNSHEATHE MY XCALIBUR I EMIT A FJORD
THEY SAY THE LAND IS ROTTING FROM THE WEST
FROM THE UNHOLY VISAGE OF YO MAMMAS CHEST

WORD. TRUE SHEEYUT UP IN HERE YO

I UNLOCK SO MANY OPENINGS I MAKE THE MYSTIC KEY JEALOUS
TO PAINT THIS PICTURE CLEARER: I STORE MY ROD UP IN A TRELLIS
I STORMED THE CASTLE OF ORDEALS AND GOT THE RATS TAIL
BUT WHEN BAHAMUT TRIED TO PIMP MY RIDE I BROKE THE ECONOMIES OF SCALE

I HOPE YA'LL AINT DROWNIN UP IN YO PERSPIRATION FROM HOW INTENSE THIS IS SHEEEE-

I REQUIRE TWO FLOATERS FOR MY FAMILY JEWELRY
WHEN IM OUT AND ABOUT THEY CAST A SHADOW OVER DÚN LAOGHAIRE
CHAOS IS MY HOMIE WE TURN OUT ALL OF CONERIA LIKE A COUPLE OF PIMPS
YOU THINK YOU'RE THE LIGHT WARRIORS? THINK AGAIN YOU'RE THE LIGHT GIMPS

OHHHHHHHHHHH SNNNNNAAAAP

Chris
01-26-2013, 08:42 PM
Methinks, Chimpy needs a banana.

Faris
01-26-2013, 08:50 PM
Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!

Chimp
01-26-2013, 08:51 PM
Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!

Thats what Princess Sara DIDN'T say~

Laddy
01-26-2013, 09:11 PM
k

Chimp
01-26-2013, 09:17 PM
k

o

Chris
01-26-2013, 09:43 PM
This turn of event is startling!

Chimp
01-26-2013, 09:49 PM
This turn of event is startling!

I almost prematurely NUKEd!

Araciel
01-26-2013, 10:41 PM
The best part was when it was over

Chimp
01-26-2013, 10:44 PM
The best part was when it was over

I'm gonna fuck you in the butt while you bark.

Chris
01-26-2013, 10:55 PM
Homosexuality isn't really normal, so please refrain from displaying such behaviour on this site ever again.

Araciel
01-26-2013, 10:55 PM
Nice try... Now I KNOW you're an imposter.

Chimp is a catcher only

Gogolian
01-26-2013, 11:06 PM
k

o

ok or KO? xP

Chimpy... well... xPxPxP I dont get it xP

Chimp
01-26-2013, 11:35 PM
Homosexuality isn't really normal, so please refrain from displaying such behaviour on this site ever again.

It's only gay if you're on the bottom.

Gogolian
01-27-2013, 12:26 AM
Homosexuality isn't really normal, so please refrain from displaying such behaviour on this site ever again.

It's only gay if you're on the bottom.

xD Laughing so hard xD

NorthernChaosGod
01-27-2013, 12:54 AM
You've been missed, Chimp.

Chimp
01-27-2013, 02:47 AM
You've been missed, Chimp.

I troll around on facebook and once in a blue moon I come here when I have something FF related to share (which is liek nevar :kakapo:) or when I'm forced to whore out my body ;_;

NorthernChaosGod
01-27-2013, 11:57 PM
Whore out your body now.

Chimp
01-28-2013, 02:44 AM
Whore out your body now.

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO USED AND DIRTY

Laddy
01-28-2013, 02:38 PM
Uh...

Chimp
01-28-2013, 04:42 PM
Uh...

huehuahuehuahuehua

NorthernChaosGod
01-29-2013, 05:41 AM
Yeah, just like that you slut. :p

G13
01-29-2013, 05:45 AM
I hate this place.

Tigmafuzz
01-29-2013, 05:47 AM
More.

:shifty:

NorthernChaosGod
01-29-2013, 08:36 AM
I hate this place.

No you don't

Faris
01-29-2013, 03:21 PM
...Why do you look a lot like PiP? :|

qwertysaur
01-29-2013, 09:23 PM
:bigsmile:

Shorty
01-29-2013, 11:16 PM
Whore out your body now.

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO USED AND DIRTY

Evidence that Chimp is actually Gotye.

Tigmafuzz
01-30-2013, 01:21 AM
Whore out your body now.

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO USED AND DIRTY

Evidence that Chimp is actually Gotye.

qJlbPXZEpRE

Chimp
01-30-2013, 08:22 PM
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HM01 ME OFFFFFF

Chimp
01-30-2013, 08:57 PM
I hate this place.

Nothing works here! I HATE THIS PLACE! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pUSIjdvTIY)

qwertysaur
01-31-2013, 05:10 AM
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HM01 ME OFFFFFF
I was wondering where I dropped that.

Chimp
02-04-2013, 06:27 PM
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HM01 ME OFFFFFF
I was wondering where I dropped that.

Did you drop it like it's hot?