What would that EoFFer taste like?

[qwertysaur]

:quina:Marshall Banana tastes of strawberry curry.
:quina:Rantzien tastes like a nice creamy cheesecake.
:quina:Loony BoB tastes of Chocobo and pie (charts)

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I assume qwertysaur would taste like a leafy green salad due to the Ivysaur looking like such a meal.

[Chris]

FOA: Coconut butter. She's white. She's smooth and she's buttery! Just wanna spread her on a bun.

Formalhaut: Peaches. Gentle, soft, furry and juicy. Mmm...

Shorty: Chili. Sensuous, aromatic, spicy. HOT!

...Mmm... Excuse me. I have business to take care of.

[Psychotic]

One time I trapped a bee in an upside down glass and forgot about it. I came back several months later to find the bee was gone and the glass was stained yellow and tasted like dying.

That's how I imagine Tigmafuzz tastes.

[qwertysaur]

I assume qwertysaur would taste like a leafy green salad due to the Ivysaur looking like such a meal.
Careful. Ivysaur is Grass/Poison. :p

[Formalhaut]

Formalhaut: Peaches. Gentle, soft, furry and juicy. Mmm...

I am both scared and complimented by this. But anyway, who should I taste...

Faris: Faintly salty, just enough to sate your appetite

SoL: Sweet, light, and somewhat indulgent.

Chris: Sweet. Very sweet. And soft. Like eating marshmellows

Lockharted: A tasty, lovely vanilla flavour

Tifa's Boobs: Chocolate and caramel flavoured

Futan: Silky, smooth dark cocoa. Very nice.

White Wizard of Fynn: White chocolate. What a surprise.

DMKA: Strawberry yoghurt flavoured.

Qwertysaur: Like a salad, but laced with sweet arsenic

Lone Wolf Leonhart: Hard to say. I'd guess at some rich meat

[black orb]

>>> Ewwww...:luca:

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I like how everyone but me is sweet and easy to go down, Formy :p

[Shauna]

You all probably taste a bit like pork.

[Aulayna]

You all probably taste a bit like pork.


Closet cannibal here?

[Formalhaut]

I like how everyone but me is sweet and easy to go down, Formy :p

Hey, we all need some rich protein. May I remind you the wonders of steak? Being compared to steak is a honour Leonhart!

Oh Shauna! I've got just the one for you:

Shauna: Sponge cake.

[Shauna]

You all probably taste a bit like pork.

Closet cannibal here?

...:shifty:

[Rantz]

Formalhaut: Chicken
Shorty: Chicken
Quinter Wonderland: Chicken
Aulayna: Chicken
Lockharted: Chicken
Loony BoB: Chicken
Tifa's Boobs: Chicken
Mirage: Chicken
NeoCracker: Chicken
Raistlin: Month old chicken
Jowy: Chicken
Mercen-X: Chicken
Del Murder: Chicken
chionos: Chicken
Faris: Chicken
Bubba: Chicken
Pike: Chicken
qwertysaur: Chicken
Wolf Kanno: Chicken
Tigmafuzz: Chicken
I'm my own MILF: Chicken
Psychotic: Chicken
Araciel: Chicken
Futan: Chicken
Chris: Chicken

[Aulayna]

Formalhaut: Chicken
Shorty: Chicken
Quinter Wonderland: Chicken
Aulayna: Chicken
Lockharted: Chicken
Loony BoB: Chicken
Tifa's Boobs: Chicken
Mirage: Chicken
NeoCracker: Chicken
Raistlin: Month old chicken
Jowy: Chicken
Mercen-X: Chicken
Del Murder: Chicken
chionos: Chicken
Faris: Chicken
Bubba: Chicken
Pike: Chicken
qwertysaur: Chicken
Wolf Kanno: Chicken
Tigmafuzz: Chicken
I'm my own MILF: Chicken
Psychotic: Chicken
Araciel: Chicken
Futan: Chicken
Chris: Chicken

http://grossfx.com/sitebuilder/images/tastes_like_chicken-213x269.jpg

[Raistlin]

Raistlin: Month old chicken

I am young compared to some of you old farts on staff, thankyouverymuch. :mad2:

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Formalhaut: Chicken
Shorty: Chicken
Quinter Wonderland: Chicken
Aulayna: Chicken
Lockharted: Chicken
Loony BoB: Chicken
Tifa's Boobs: Chicken
Mirage: Chicken
NeoCracker: Chicken
Raistlin: Month old chicken
Jowy: Chicken
Mercen-X: Chicken
Del Murder: Chicken
chionos: Chicken
Faris: Chicken
Bubba: Chicken
Pike: Chicken
qwertysaur: Chicken
Wolf Kanno: Chicken
Tigmafuzz: Chicken
I'm my own MILF: Chicken
Psychotic: Chicken
Araciel: Chicken
Futan: Chicken
Chris: Chicken
Lone Wolf Leonhart: Steak

:smug:

[Faris]

Mystery meat. All of you.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

39902

Yum.

[Denmark]

human

[Shorty]

Babe tastes like yogurt, which is gross. Or maybe cheese, which is yummy.
Bunny probably tastes like rabbit.
Jowy tastes like charred dry toast with no condiments because he is a condiment-hater.
Bleys tastes like something I can't pronounce.
Denmark tastes like awesomesauce (frysauce).
Vivi tastes like sweet revenge.
foaface tastes like a tarty red pie.

[Slothy]

You all probably taste a bit like pork.


Closet cannibal here?

What closet?


Vivi tastes like sweet revenge.

It's true. I taste myself every time I cut myself and bleed and it always tastes like sweet revenge and iron.

I imagine Shorty tastes like calamari.

[Shorty]

How dare you :stare:

[Slothy]

What? It's because you have a squid tattoo you Cephalopod!

[Shorty]

I tried calamari once. I can't do it. It's like eating a dog. I love them too much. :(

[DrAssenov]

Gross story. Whenever we were cauterizing any bleeding in the operating room... the smell was reminiscent of barbecued meat (without the sauce/spices.)

So I guess everyone would taste like bland BBQ...

*gets thrown out*

[fire_of_avalon]

Tarty red pie. You tryna say something about my virtue, Shorty?

I think Shorty would taste like vanilla sugar. Rantzien tastes like sea salt. Fujiko tastes like semi-sweet chocolate chips. sharky tastes like sushi rice. Formalhaut tastes like chamomile tea. Denny tastes like cream cheese. Vivi22 tastes like almonds. Raistlin tastes like dust and shame.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Award Guy tastes like wasabi. It's sharp and bothersome, and doesn't go away until you deal with it specifically.
Psy tastes like curried catfish.

[Agent Proto]

shion would taste like poutine.

[Shiny]

What? It's because you have a squid tattoo you Cephalopod!

Sure, that's why she tastes like fish. /sarcasm

[Shorty]

:aimmad:

awww foaface you must think I'm sweet! What does tarty red pie have to do with your virtue?

[Flaming Ice]

I'm the taste of innocence! and cait sith.

[NorthernChaosGod]

:aimmad:

awww foaface you must think I'm sweet! What does tarty red pie have to do with your virtue?

Probably the word tart.

[Iceglow]

I'm pretty relieved no one has said what I would taste like I somehow think it would be less than flattering. That being said I reckon if you are what you eat and taste of what you are I more than most would taste like Chicken!

[Night Fury]

Rantzy tastes like Cinnabuns.

[Tigmafuzz]

Locky :poo:

[Sephex]

Pike would taste like the internet.

[Quindiana Jones]

You all taste like regret. :bigsmile:

[Night Fury]

I'm pretty relieved no one has said what I would taste like I somehow think it would be less than flattering. That being said I reckon if you are what you eat and taste of what you are I more than most would taste like Chicken!

You taste like quiche. :bigsmile:

[Citizen Bleys]

This is probably the most disturbing thread I've ever read on this site. BRB therapy.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Bleys tastes like therapy.

[Bubba]

I reckon I'd taste like shrimp.

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Sweet and salty Chex Mix. Everyone.

[Tigmafuzz]

Sweet and salty Chex Mix. Everyone.

I'm not salty :(

[qwertysaur]

This is probably the most disturbing thread I've ever read on this site. BRB therapy.
you're welcome. :aimkiss:

[Ouch!]

Sweet and salty Chex Mix. Everyone.
I'm not your Dream Girl. :|

[Mercen-X]

Christmas tastes like gingerbread and pumpkin spice.

[Formalhaut]

Christmas tastes like gingerbread and pumpkin spice.

I find Christmas to be more akin to a fruitcake.

[Tigmafuzz]

Christmas tastes like gingerbread and pumpkin spice.

I find Christmas to be more akin to a fruitcake.

The only fruitcake in the world that's actually delicious.

[Shauna]

I'm pretty relieved no one has said what I would taste like I somehow think it would be less than flattering. That being said I reckon if you are what you eat and taste of what you are I more than most would taste like Chicken!

You taste like quiche. :bigsmile:

Either that or Ancient Egypt (whatever that may taste like). :3

[Jinx]

Shorty tastes like organic wheat bran wrapped in seaweed topped with granola.

Lockharted tastes like Angel Food Cake.

Cuch tastes like stale beer.

NCG tastes like a burrito.

foa tastes like the blood in your mouth after a fist to your face.

[NorthernChaosGod]

NCG tastes like a burrito.

Filled with sour cream. :jokey: