View Full Version : If you could get into a fist fight with one historical figure living or dead...
Wolf Kanno
02-02-2013, 07:38 AM
Who would it be?
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Tigmafuzz
02-02-2013, 10:58 AM
Roosevelt. And then we would drink scotch and go bear hunting.
Psychotic
02-02-2013, 12:15 PM
I'd fight Gandhi.
Forsaken Lover
02-02-2013, 12:27 PM
Tokugawa Ieyasu. That guy was a dick.
Chris
02-02-2013, 01:50 PM
I would fist fight James Dean, then make love.
Shorty
02-02-2013, 02:13 PM
Cleopatra. I think she'd fight dirty and make it interesting.
I'd fight Gandhi.
Bad idea bro
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Bubba
02-02-2013, 02:54 PM
Stephen Hawking.
Admittedly, the fight may be a tad one-side but I've heard he's pretty good at taking a beating.
Sephex
02-02-2013, 03:11 PM
The burning bush in the Moses story.
Tigmafuzz
02-02-2013, 04:39 PM
Cleopatra. I think she'd fight dirty and make it interesting.
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Formalhaut
02-02-2013, 06:55 PM
I would fist James Dean, then make love.
Fixed for you Reno.
Madame Adequate
02-02-2013, 07:07 PM
Andrew Jackson. I'd punch him once for every Indian he defrauded, made homeless, violated a treaty with, or killed.
fire_of_avalon
02-03-2013, 12:41 AM
Andrew Jackson. I'd punch him once for every Indian he defrauded, made homeless, violated a treaty with, or killed.
I would kick Andrew Jackson when he was down. *high five MILFy*
Raistlin
02-03-2013, 12:42 AM
Any dead guy. I'm pretty sure I'd have the advantage.
NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2013, 01:31 AM
Abraham Lincoln.
maybee
02-03-2013, 01:32 AM
Bonnie and Clyde. 1930's Gangstar fight with those awesome old school machine guns. Yeah ! :jess:
Rantz
02-03-2013, 01:56 PM
Pol Pot. I mean there have been many douchebags in history but most of them seem to look like they could easily take me. Pol Pot looks like a tiny dweeb.
krissy
02-03-2013, 03:54 PM
Linus Torvalds
as a baby
Helen Keller because I want to actually win.
Heath
02-03-2013, 04:03 PM
Currently reading a biography of Lincoln (Christmas present - conveniently timed!), and currently it's Stephen Douglas. Not as awful as Jackson, but seems to aspire to that level of beastliness.
Shlup
02-04-2013, 10:15 AM
I don't think I'd want to do it myself, but I'd love to see Helen Keller in a fist fight.
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:
I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:
I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(
Damn right you are.
Araciel
02-10-2013, 06:12 AM
A caveman. To see if I could outsmart him.
Formalhaut
02-10-2013, 01:07 PM
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:
I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(
Damn right you are.
Now that is something I will pay money to see.
Anyway, I'd quite like to get into a fight with Lance Armstrong. If I win, I shall rip out his spinal cord ala Mortal Kombat fatality style and prevail my victory to the gods.
Janet Reno. "Oh! You box dirty!" "Then how comes my conscious is so clean?!"
Wait. I want to fight Queen Victoria.
Iceglow
02-10-2013, 10:10 PM
I'd fight Spartacus!
Tigmafuzz
02-11-2013, 02:33 AM
I'd fight Spartacus!
Which one? :p
Araciel
02-11-2013, 04:32 AM
I'm Spartacus.
Tigmafuzz
02-11-2013, 08:48 AM
I'm Spartacus.
GET 'IM STEVE
Mirage
02-11-2013, 10:47 AM
Which historical figures would be alive?
Raistlin
02-12-2013, 01:04 AM
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
I'm with you there. The masses that worship her every word and believe she's infallible are befuddling.
Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.
Iceglow
02-12-2013, 04:17 AM
I'd fight Spartacus!
Which one? :p
All of them!
Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.
I don't mind it when anyone does that. I just don't like Oprah.
Laddy
02-12-2013, 05:07 AM
Teddy fucking Roosevelt. Death-no,eradication-is an appropriate trade-off for an experience as grand as getting punch by Master Roosevelt.
Raistlin
02-13-2013, 12:10 AM
Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.
Yeah, I obviously just don't like her because she's black and female and successful. It couldn't be because she peddles nonsense in an irresponsible manner (http://jezebel.com/5278888/is-oprah-selling-snake-oil).
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