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Wolf Kanno
02-02-2013, 07:38 AM
Who would it be?

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Tigmafuzz
02-02-2013, 10:58 AM
Roosevelt. And then we would drink scotch and go bear hunting.

Psychotic
02-02-2013, 12:15 PM
I'd fight Gandhi.

Forsaken Lover
02-02-2013, 12:27 PM
Tokugawa Ieyasu. That guy was a dick.

Chris
02-02-2013, 01:50 PM
I would fist fight James Dean, then make love.

Shorty
02-02-2013, 02:13 PM
Cleopatra. I think she'd fight dirty and make it interesting.

Pike
02-02-2013, 02:42 PM
I'd fight Gandhi.

Bad idea bro

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Bubba
02-02-2013, 02:54 PM
Stephen Hawking.

Admittedly, the fight may be a tad one-side but I've heard he's pretty good at taking a beating.

Sephex
02-02-2013, 03:11 PM
The burning bush in the Moses story.

Tigmafuzz
02-02-2013, 04:39 PM
Cleopatra. I think she'd fight dirty and make it interesting.

hnnng

Formalhaut
02-02-2013, 06:55 PM
I would fist James Dean, then make love.

Fixed for you Reno.

Madame Adequate
02-02-2013, 07:07 PM
Andrew Jackson. I'd punch him once for every Indian he defrauded, made homeless, violated a treaty with, or killed.

fire_of_avalon
02-03-2013, 12:41 AM
Andrew Jackson. I'd punch him once for every Indian he defrauded, made homeless, violated a treaty with, or killed.

I would kick Andrew Jackson when he was down. *high five MILFy*

Raistlin
02-03-2013, 12:42 AM
Any dead guy. I'm pretty sure I'd have the advantage.

NorthernChaosGod
02-03-2013, 01:31 AM
Abraham Lincoln.

maybee
02-03-2013, 01:32 AM
Bonnie and Clyde. 1930's Gangstar fight with those awesome old school machine guns. Yeah ! :jess:

Rantz
02-03-2013, 01:56 PM
Pol Pot. I mean there have been many douchebags in history but most of them seem to look like they could easily take me. Pol Pot looks like a tiny dweeb.

krissy
02-03-2013, 03:54 PM
Linus Torvalds
as a baby

Yar
02-03-2013, 03:58 PM
Helen Keller because I want to actually win.

Heath
02-03-2013, 04:03 PM
Currently reading a biography of Lincoln (Christmas present - conveniently timed!), and currently it's Stephen Douglas. Not as awful as Jackson, but seems to aspire to that level of beastliness.

Shlup
02-04-2013, 10:15 AM
I don't think I'd want to do it myself, but I'd love to see Helen Keller in a fist fight.

Jinx
02-06-2013, 05:30 AM
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

Yar
02-06-2013, 10:53 PM
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:

I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(

Jinx
02-06-2013, 10:55 PM
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:

I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(

Damn right you are.

Araciel
02-10-2013, 06:12 AM
A caveman. To see if I could outsmart him.

Formalhaut
02-10-2013, 01:07 PM
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:

I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(

Damn right you are.

Now that is something I will pay money to see.

Anyway, I'd quite like to get into a fight with Lance Armstrong. If I win, I shall rip out his spinal cord ala Mortal Kombat fatality style and prevail my victory to the gods.

Clo
02-10-2013, 04:37 PM
Janet Reno. "Oh! You box dirty!" "Then how comes my conscious is so clean?!"

Wait. I want to fight Queen Victoria.

Steve
02-10-2013, 10:10 PM
I'd fight Spartacus!

Tigmafuzz
02-11-2013, 02:33 AM
I'd fight Spartacus!

Which one? :p

Araciel
02-11-2013, 04:32 AM
I'm Spartacus.

Tigmafuzz
02-11-2013, 08:48 AM
I'm Spartacus.

GET 'IM STEVE

Mirage
02-11-2013, 10:47 AM
Which historical figures would be alive?

Raistlin
02-12-2013, 01:04 AM
Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

I'm with you there. The masses that worship her every word and believe she's infallible are befuddling.

Clo
02-12-2013, 02:14 AM
Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.

Steve
02-12-2013, 04:17 AM
I'd fight Spartacus!

Which one? :p

All of them!

Jinx
02-12-2013, 04:58 AM
Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.

I don't mind it when anyone does that. I just don't like Oprah.

Laddy
02-12-2013, 05:07 AM
Teddy fucking Roosevelt. Death-no,eradication-is an appropriate trade-off for an experience as grand as getting punch by Master Roosevelt.

Raistlin
02-13-2013, 12:10 AM
Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.

Yeah, I obviously just don't like her because she's black and female and successful. It couldn't be because she peddles nonsense in an irresponsible manner (http://jezebel.com/5278888/is-oprah-selling-snake-oil).