What's as cool as a bucket?

[Loony BoB]

A long time ago, this debate raged through the forums, and a little contest was almost brought out of it but never came to fruition. That contest was The Greatest Inaninimate Object in the Universe, and I hope to bring that back. But first, we need to come up with ideas. There is the previous list, sure... but that's no good, because it's five years old. The universe has changed! Well, not on a drastic level, but hey, well go with it.

So, what do you think is as cool as a bucket? Or - heaven forbid - cooler than a bucket!? I know, I know. Not much is cooler than a bucket, but hey, we can pretend.

Rule
We're talking inaninmate objects, here. None of this "The feeling you get when..." or "that one movie where..." or "the video game known as...". That's cheating! Inanimate objects should be material objects without life. And a movie is not a material object. A DVD or a Blu-Ray disc is. But they're not even close to as cool as a bucket, so don't even [sudden end of sentence]!

List of things that are - perhaps - as cool as a bucket
Binder Clip
Bouncy Ball
Brick
Bucket
Cable Tie
Carbon Rod
Cheesecake
Cling Film
Currency notes of high denomination
Electric Screwdriver
Fake Moustache
Hat
Liquid Nitrogen
Mop
Non-Lick Envelope
Pants
Play-Doh
Pocket Watch
Post-it Note
Rope
Slinky
Small Pouch
Spork
Sports cap
Top
Towel
Watch
Wheelbarrow
Wool
Very New Coins
Very Old Coins

[Pumpkin]

Your face.

Real answer: bouncy ball

[qwertysaur]

Liquid Nitrogen
Extravagant Hats

[Loony BoB]

Ooh, hats. That's a very strong competitor.

[Agent Proto]

Err... pants?

[Shauna]

The Inanimate Carbon Rod is pretty cool.

[Formalhaut]

Come on guys. What is so down with the bucket, that even the bucket goes "Wow homie, you can roll up in my crib anytime?"

(For the purposes of this post, a bucket has adopted the tone of a 90's black rapper)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PphKdeiOd2g/UPWvpXn_OTI/AAAAAAAAAuE/jVenHjygU9g/s1600/mop_bucket.jpeg

Why, the humble MOP of course! Watch as the mop hangs out with the epitome of cool, the bucket. Why, if they both went to school,, they would get the back seats of the bus, as they are the coolest.

[Rantz]

Wheelbarrow.

Fake moustache.

[Shorty]

Pants are repressive and restrictive. I will put a negative vote toward pants and also a negative vote toward Loony BoB for suggesting such a ludicrous thought.


aaaand fake moustache wins!

[Quindiana Jones]

Wheelbarrow is definitely up there.

[TrollHunter]

Obviously a towel man. Any nigga with a towel is a nigga i can trust dawg.
Need i quote h2g2 for my justification of the towel?

[Værn]

I was about to suggest towels myself. Always know where your towel is.
Also, rope. You never know when you're going to need rope.

[Quindiana Jones]

Cable ties are pretty cool.

[Rantz]

Binder clip.

[Pumpkin]

Brick.

[Pike]

Pocket watch.

[Bunny]

Small pouches, as in those that are used to hold coins, dice, or other small objects.

Such as 40003

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Brick. Not if we're talking PSPs...

[Faris]

Wool.

[Laddy]

Cotton Candy (or candy floss) is pretty sweet. I mean, it's cotton, yes, but it also dissolves in your mouth and tastes delicious.

[Raistlin]

Watches.

EDIT: Hah, didn't see Pike's answer.

EDIT2: I second the negative vote against pants. Pants suck.

[DMKA]

Slinkies

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzr9elgF1y1qbhjt7.gif

and Tops

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/2089610_o.gif

[fire_of_avalon]

Play-Doh.

[Futan]

I second Play-Doh. It's like delicious clay.

[Loony BoB]

Pants are repressive and restrictive. I will put a negative vote toward pants and also a negative vote toward Loony BoB for suggesting such a ludicrous thought.
I didn't suggest it, you numpty. I will, however, say that perhaps you should look for more spectacular pants.

The list is growing, people, but I want more!

In fact, I'll add more.

Post-it Notes
Sporks
Electric Screwdriver
Cheesecake
Sports caps
Non-Lick Envelope
Cling Film

[blackmage_nuke]

While I agree watches are cool, if they were inannimate they would become somewhat less cool.

Very Old Coins
Very New Coins
Currency notes of high denomination

[Pike]

While I agree watches are cool, if they were inannimate they would become somewhat less cool.

A good mechanical watch is cool whether or not it is actually running!

40009

[Bubba]

I don't understand...

[Loony BoB]

Hmm, inanimate was perhaps the wrong choice of word. I was thinking more along the lines of "not alive" than "not capable of movement". Obviously things like electric screwdrivers and pocketwatches are capable of movement. Not to mention slinkies. :D

[Rantz]

Non-sentient.

[Quindiana Jones]

"Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object!"

"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT."

[Værn]

Shiny rocks. Especially opals. Opals are awesome.
http://i49.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/23r8kg7.jpg

[blackmage_nuke]

Wool
Very New Coins
Very Old Coins
I don't know what crazy Scottish alphabet you're using but in mine V comes before W :tongue:

[Agent Proto]

Laser pointers
Coloring pencils
Crayons

[Shauna]

Wool
Very New Coins
Very Old Coins
I don't know what crazy Scottish alphabet you're using but in mine V comes before W :tongue:

Hey now, don't be blaming the Scots for this one, it's obviously some Kiwi nonsense.

[Night Fury]

:poo:

[Tigmafuzz]

Potato.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hmm, inanimate was perhaps the wrong choice of word. I was thinking more along the lines of "not alive" than "not capable of movement". Obviously things like electric screwdrivers and pocketwatches are capable of movement. Not to mention slinkies. :D

Sonic screwdrivers.

[Jinx]

Silly Putty.

[Jowy]

THE GOGGLES! THEY LOOK PRETTY AWESOME but they do nothing!

[I Took the Red Pill]

Chairs. Sitting is just wonderful.