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Jinx
02-06-2013, 06:42 PM
I think I'd be adopted by Clo and Shorty.

They'd teach me all about women's issues, and how to look pretty, and be awesome, and read. Also pets, booze, and weed.

I like how they make me grow up.

Chris
02-06-2013, 07:09 PM
Laddy & Formalhaut. Teach them how gay people really have fun. Ugh, not the three of us, 'cause that'd be incest, but you know.

And FOA. I'd teach her how to punch, 'cause now, pretty weak.

Shorty
02-06-2013, 08:41 PM
Aren't you a sweetheart! <3 There would be like nine cats in that house.

I think I'd want to be raised by Huxley and Pike. Huxley would tell me every day what a wasteful hippie I was and to either go and get a job or play video games. (...wait... he does that now) which would cause me to rebel harder and delve further into the spiral that is hippydom and Pikey would balance out Huxley's tough love with love and kindness and sweetheartedness. Also, I think that I could get away with animal hoarding under their roof.

Laddy
02-06-2013, 08:44 PM
Laddy & Formalhaut. Teach them how gay people really have fun. Ugh, not the three of us, 'cause that'd be incest, but you know.A gay sex thread derailment not started by me!

DK
02-06-2013, 09:04 PM
This is the most horrifying idea anyone has ever presented. I would rather be raised by a pack of wild dogs than any of you. :stare:

Madame Adequate
02-06-2013, 09:06 PM
I would want to be raised by Raistlin and Shlupquack. Solely to see Shlup's slow descent into complete madness as she lives with Raist.

Shauna
02-06-2013, 09:08 PM
I believe Dan has hit the nail on the head in regards to this thread.

Formalhaut
02-06-2013, 09:08 PM
Laddy & Formalhaut. Teach them how gay people really have fun. Ugh, not the three of us, 'cause that'd be incest, but you know.

I guess I'll take this as a compliment :D

Laddy, Reno and me. Hmm. I suspect Reno's idea of telling us how to have fun is probably not appropriate for family viewing.

Not to mention I'm only 17. Granted, legal, but reeeeaally?

Faris
02-06-2013, 10:26 PM
This is the most horrifying idea anyone has ever presented. I would rather be raised by a pack of wild dogs than any of you. :stare:

Yes. After all, wild wolves raised Mowgli well.

krissy
02-06-2013, 10:36 PM
cuch and super millionaire

Jinx
02-06-2013, 10:53 PM
You know who I think would be amazing parents together?

Iceglow and Mercen-X.

Clo
02-06-2013, 10:57 PM
I'm feeling all buttered up! G'OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A SMACKAROO! :snog:

Shiny
02-06-2013, 10:58 PM
I want DK to raise me as his illegitimate love child. :shiny:

There is one condition though: he must wipe my bottom and crotch after I tinkle myself.

Formalhaut
02-06-2013, 11:04 PM
Actually, I was thinking of starting a huge EoFF commune and all live together. In this scenario, we would ALL be each other's parents.

Jinx
02-06-2013, 11:06 PM
Actually, I was thinking of starting a huge EoFF commune and all live together. In this scenario, we would ALL be each other's parents.

This reminds me

I wouldn't mind being raised by Hux and my sister-mothers, Sarah and Pike.

Clo
02-06-2013, 11:07 PM
I don't want to be raised by any one you. I'd rather be raised by wolves and then come in contact with all of you. Which is pretty much how reality is.

Pike
02-06-2013, 11:44 PM
Cuch and Old Manus can be my dads

It will be amazing.

Bunny
02-06-2013, 11:45 PM
Psychotic and Iceglow.

It'd be like a sitcom where everyone learns different lessons.

In the pilot we teach Iceglow to use punctuation.

Vasher
02-07-2013, 02:04 AM
Actually, I was thinking of starting a huge EoFF commune and all live together. In this scenario, we would ALL be each other's parents.

Initially, I would allow this. There would come a time where I would confess (in a Vader'esque voice) "EoFF'ers, I am your father". Then, of course, Maury Povich would be there to confirm it.

Tigmafuzz
02-07-2013, 03:16 AM
Myself.

maybee
02-07-2013, 04:55 AM
This is the most horrifying idea anyone has ever presented. I would rather be raised by a pack of wild dogs than any of you. :stare:

Reminds me of this.

40075

Bubba
02-07-2013, 09:06 AM
I was raised by drug-crazed transvestite and a socially-awkward hippo in a cave in Eastern Uruguay.

I would take any of you over that.

Rantz
02-07-2013, 09:54 AM
Cuchulainn and... Cuchulainn.

Night Fury
02-07-2013, 11:26 AM
Rantz and Shorty.

They are my Mama and Papa. I even had "Sunshine and Light of My Life" written on my Christmas Card.

Loony BoB
02-07-2013, 11:42 AM
I was raised by a member of EoFF. :D

View Profile: Mum - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/23073.html)

Shauna
02-07-2013, 11:53 AM
I feel like that's cheating, somehow. xD

Loony BoB
02-07-2013, 12:36 PM
Well, if I had to not include my real life family, I'm not really sure if anyone would fit my preferred style of parenting. I would like a slightly altered version of Leeza and Bleys, probably. I think the two would balance each other out nicely. I say slightly altered because there is no way I want to grow up listening to Marilyn Manson. :p

NeoCracker
02-07-2013, 03:49 PM
Screw that, I'll Raise you BoB. What could possibly go wrong!

Loony BoB
02-07-2013, 05:31 PM
:stare:

Shorty
02-07-2013, 06:14 PM
Rantz and Shorty.

They are my Mama and Papa. I even had "Sunshine and Light of My Life" written on my Christmas Card.

BECAUSE YOU ARE, DAUGHTER <33333

NorthernChaosGod
02-07-2013, 07:03 PM
Whichever two people would buy me the most stuff.

Vincent, Thunder God
02-07-2013, 07:23 PM
Shlupquack adopts me. In this alternate tale, when I then start my rebellion, she whole-heartedly supports it. An epic catfight between Shlup, Leeza, Miriel and FOA ensues. Psy was seen to fap. I manged to restrain myself. DID YOU?

Raistlin
02-08-2013, 02:56 AM
I don't want any of you as my parents, but Bleys and Cuch as crazy uncles would be hilarious.

qwertysaur
02-08-2013, 03:12 AM
Del Murder and Miriel. they are going to be awesome parents.

The Summoner of Leviathan
02-08-2013, 04:00 AM
I want to be Shlup's gay child.

Pumpkin
02-08-2013, 04:59 AM
I want to be raised by TSoL because he would feed me poutine :D

Laddy
02-08-2013, 05:01 AM
This is hard. :( Um...Pike and Hux would be cool parents. I'd be their super awesome overachiever child.

Jinx
02-08-2013, 05:02 AM
I'd be okay with having Laddy and TSoL as my two gay dads.

Laddy
02-08-2013, 05:05 AM
Oh god, girl, you would be the bitchiest little think ever. EVER.

The Summoner of Leviathan
02-08-2013, 05:07 AM
Yes, but she would be our bitchiest little thing and would be fabulous while doing it.

Jinx
02-08-2013, 05:11 AM
Oh god, girl, you would be the bitchiest little think ever. EVER.


Yes, but she would be our bitchiest little thing and would be fabulous while doing it.

You guuuuuuuuuuuuys. :flirt:

Shlup
02-08-2013, 06:45 AM
I'll take TSoL. We'll have a fabulous time.

Realistically I'd want to be adopted by Miriel and Del Murder 'cause they're the least crazy and my best chance to not grow up needing a therapist. I'm sure I'd have a way cute bedroom and I've never had a dog.

Though Freya has horses... This is tougher than I thought.

black orb
02-08-2013, 08:29 AM
>>> None of you will eat till you bring me some alcohol and money!!:argh:

Yeah, I could be a great parent..:luca:

Vincent, Thunder God
02-08-2013, 03:39 PM
I'll take TSoL. We'll have a fabulous time.

Realistically I'd want to be adopted by Miriel and Del Murder 'cause they're the least crazy and my best chance to not grow up needing a therapist. I'm sure I'd have a way cute bedroom and I've never had a dog.

Though Freya has horses... This is tougher than I thought.

Don't worry Shlup. I'LL take you on. :monster:

Freya
02-08-2013, 04:38 PM
I'll take TSoL. We'll have a fabulous time.

Realistically I'd want to be adopted by Miriel and Del Murder 'cause they're the least crazy and my best chance to not grow up needing a therapist. I'm sure I'd have a way cute bedroom and I've never had a dog.

Though Freya has horses... This is tougher than I thought.

Horses that have Baby horses ;)

Clouded Sky
02-08-2013, 06:47 PM
Shauna is gonna raise me. Granted, I just want her to lie down so I can use her like a step, and BAM insta-raised a good 4 inches!

Shauna
02-08-2013, 06:48 PM
I am not a step. :colbert:

Jinx
02-08-2013, 06:54 PM
I am not a step. :colbert:

She's a stepladder.

Clouded Sky
02-09-2013, 11:51 AM
I am not a step. :colbert:

She's a stepladder.

Steplasser! If they had genders, anyway...

escobert
02-09-2013, 01:25 PM
HOOTERS is my father.

Slothy
02-09-2013, 01:38 PM
I would want to be raised by Pike. We would spend all day playing Alpha Centauri and I would learn the ways of the robot from her.

I guess that'd make MILF my dad by default though. I guess he could be the father you grow up ashamed of because he's a racist old fart set in his ways. And by racist I really mean he doesn't like FFT or FFIX. I would at least forgive Pike for any poor gaming choices because robot.

Christmas
04-23-2023, 04:49 AM
I wanna be adopted by DEVIL MAN and raised by A MOST LOVED MAN! The combination would be too much for the world to handle or what BoB could wank! :bigsmile:

Loony BoB
04-25-2023, 11:05 AM
Okay I'm starting to get a little disturbed about how keen Christmas is to force everyone to think about me masturbating, and wish to apologise to everyone for this happening.

Christmas
04-25-2023, 11:13 AM
You make it sound like I'm your kid that embarrassed you in public. :mymelbert:

Loony BoB
04-25-2023, 11:15 AM
Yes, it's definitely that kinda vibe for me ^^;