Zell vs. Snow

[Forsaken Lover]

One man can't even get a hotdog.

The other rides two fine-ass bitches into battle. (I wonder if that will be addressed in future Final Fantasy Sexism essays...)

Who wins?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPEtmrlIvBY

[VeloZer0]

Can I hope that they take each other out?

Other than that I guess I would give it to Snow because I like his theme better.

[Jowy]

I voted for Zell because I'm completely ignorant to everything relating to FFXIII.

[DownDiagonalLeftA]

You shoulda added Sabin so we coulda had another completely lopsided poll.

[Mercen-X]

Amaranth

[Faris]

I came here hoping for a video or photo of Zell getting smacked in the face with a snowball or freaking out at snow. I want my money back :colbert:

[maybee]

Mr know-it-all Zell.

[Formalhaut]

I voted Zell if only because the innuendo involving him stuffing wieners into his mouth was too much to bear

[Clo]

Can they like.... kill each OTHER in the duel?

Because I hate them both.

[Heath]

It really is a case of picking the lesser of the two evils...

I prefer Snow. They're both quite annoying in their own ways, and despite Snow's obsession with Serah which sometimes felt rather cringeworthy, I think Snow had a bit more about him. He's a more interesting character than Zell.

[Formalhaut]

I prefer Snow. They're both quite annoying in their own ways, and despite Snow's obsession with Serah which sometimes felt rather cringeworthy, I think Snow had a bit more about him. He's a more interesting character than Zell.

Agreed. Snow definitely has a more rounded story about him.

[Cloudane]

Can they like.... kill each OTHER in the duel?

Because I hate them both.

This :P

Snow just won the vote because his obsession with Serah is slightly more normal than Zell's obsession with hotdogs. But it's really a case of "lesser of two evils"

[maybee]

Why does everybody hate Zell ?

He's like the Final Fantasy version of Marty Mc Fly from Back to the Future.

He hates being called a Chicken

He has a flying hoverboard

He goes back to the future

[qwertysaur]

Zell. The order goes

Sabin > Tifa > Josef > Amarant > Prishe > Black belt > generic Monk From FFT> Zell > Snow. :p

[Laddy]

Snow is the worst. Zell is beyond the worst.

[Raistlin]

Assuming I have to vote for one of them to survive (and anything beyond both's immediate demise is an unfortunate outcome), I would vote Snow only for his badass theme.

[black orb]

It really is a case of picking the lesser of the two evils...
>>> Indeed, one vote for Zell here..:luca:

[Forsaken Lover]

Snow at least has physical appeal on his side. He's one of the sexiest guys in the series.

Zell...not so much.

[black orb]

>>> Snow belongs to a WWE game, not a Final Fantasy..:luca:

[Depression Moon]

Didn't Nomura borrow his design mostly from KH Seifer

[Wolf Kanno]

I'm going to go with Zell on this one. While Snow has the better character design, he lost out on personailty with his constant: I'M THE HERO! SERAH WANTS US TO SAVE COCOON, SAVING COCOON IS OUR FOCUS, I'M SERAH'S HERO WHO MUST SAVE COCOON CAUSE THAT'S MY FOCUS AND THAT'S WHAT SERAH WANTED!!!! For 20 of the forty longest hours of my life.

Zell still had some great comic relief moments, his banter with Seifer was amusing, and his sidequest with the librarian was pretty cool even if it was poorly executed. Also, he can do this:

VIV0L0UEelM

[Del Murder]

Snow would win in a fist fight, but I like Zell a lot better.