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Night Fury
06-26-2013, 09:19 PM
Don't judge people based off of their previous showering habits and ridiculous tastes in food and the fact that they put shower in quotes.

Judge them because of frying snakes :nonono:

Damn. I've already broken my 'don't judge' rule! Shit!

Flying Mullet
06-26-2013, 09:21 PM
Oh hell, just judge them!

Psychotic
06-26-2013, 09:24 PM
I don't do golden showers anymore.

:stare:

Just.... leave.I'm sure if you asked him nicely enough he'd consider taking it up again.

Chris
06-26-2013, 09:24 PM
Can't you guys just stop being little bitches, and just enjoy the view. :kakapo:

Flying Mullet
06-26-2013, 09:46 PM
No, I will not enjoy the view of golden showers. 44192

I'm triple Colbert'ing that shit. No smurfing around here.

Denmark
06-26-2013, 09:49 PM
oh, don't use such a vulgar name

when i learned of the term "water sports" and i knew there was a move in pokemon called "water sport" i giggled

Flying Mullet
06-26-2013, 09:49 PM
when i learned of the term "water sports" and i knew there was a move in pokemon called "water sport" i giggled
Squirtle squirtle.

Night Fury
06-26-2013, 09:52 PM
I don't do golden showers anymore.

:stare:

Just.... leave.I'm sure if you asked him nicely enough he'd consider taking it up again.


One can dream :lol:

Chris
06-26-2013, 09:52 PM
Denmark and FM meet with me.

Denmark
06-26-2013, 09:53 PM
whoa, hold up, I never said I wanted to participate

Shorty
06-26-2013, 09:54 PM
Yes you did.

Pumpkin
06-26-2013, 09:55 PM
i want to participate

Chris
06-26-2013, 09:56 PM
whoa, hold up, I never said I wanted to participatewe'll have a "bondage" experience

Shorty
06-26-2013, 09:58 PM
He meant to say "bondaging".

Chris
06-26-2013, 09:59 PM
no go away women aren't allowed

Sarah you should join us

Denmark
06-26-2013, 09:59 PM
no seriously don't pee on me

Shorty
06-26-2013, 10:00 PM
Oh, you want me to join, do you?

I knew you had a thing for me.

Chris
06-26-2013, 10:00 PM
no seriously don't pee on me
is okay you can do me

Shorty
06-26-2013, 10:03 PM
as long as he loves me, it doesn't matter what he calls me~

Denmark
06-26-2013, 10:04 PM
Weirdest Relationship: Chris & Shorty

Shorty
06-26-2013, 10:04 PM
I'll pick Chris over the weird thing with Tig.

noxious.sunshine
06-26-2013, 11:15 PM
I like your hair the way it is, too, Lock.
My hair's reddish on it's own, but I sometimes color it more auburn.

I don't think ginger ginger would be a good look for me.. heh.

Rebellious Eagle
06-27-2013, 12:20 AM
So I had this done the other day...

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Shorty
06-27-2013, 12:23 AM
bawww I've pierced mine twice and it keeps getting mangled ;-; I love it, though!

Rebellious Eagle
06-27-2013, 01:41 AM
I've been pretty diligent about keeping it clean so hopefully it doesn't get messed up! Doesn't hurt nearly as much as everyone else told me it would either.

Shorty
06-27-2013, 02:39 AM
Did you get it done with a hollow needle?

Rebellious Eagle
06-27-2013, 04:16 AM
Yep, I refused to get it done with a gun because I'd rather not have a messed up ear.

Shorty
06-27-2013, 04:18 AM
Smart. Mine weren't done with a hollow needle and as such, I ended up with infections both times from it rejecting the piercing. But I didn't know any better, so. :(

Rebellious Eagle
06-27-2013, 04:21 AM
Smart. Mine weren't done with a hollow needle and as such, I ended up with infections both times from it rejecting the piercing. But I didn't know any better, so. :(

It's okay, I had no clue until I did some research when I was thinking of getting one D: I did get my lobes done with a gun though and they turned out just fine. -shrug-

Shorty
06-27-2013, 04:22 AM
My lobes were fine with a gun as well Weird how that works!

Pumpkin
06-27-2013, 04:27 AM
The Picture Thread of Discussing How To Get Pierced.

Shorty
06-27-2013, 04:27 AM
Relevant to the photos!

theundeadhero
06-27-2013, 09:57 AM
I just put a needle through my ear. Then made it much bigger by forcing the earring through.
Then did it a second time through the scar tissue the same way.

I've lately decided to say smurf razors
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NorthernChaosGod
06-27-2013, 10:54 AM
I went to Las Vegas and a massive rave to party all weekend. :cool:

The crew in line for the first day
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/EDC%202013/IMG_2895.jpg
Shot of the main stage from a distance
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/EDC%202013/IMG_2798.jpg
The actual stage
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/EDC%202013/IMG_2800.jpg
My friend and I at the end of the third day
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e62/NorthernChaosGod/EDC%202013/IMG_2893.jpg

Sorry, dude, I love you but can't have censored words in photos! Edit it and put it back up if you can. ~Shorty

Rebellious Eagle
06-27-2013, 04:04 PM
NCG's shirt though.

ThornQueen
06-27-2013, 04:38 PM
That looks like it was a blast! Though at first glance you looked eerily like one of my other friends at EDC. <_<;

And one last FFIX picture. Maybe next time I'll post LoZ or LoL costumes. :3
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Shorty
06-27-2013, 05:28 PM
Dude, you are so sweet at cosplay! I love it!

Madame Adequate
06-27-2013, 06:16 PM
By LoL do you mean Legend of Legaia?

Chris
06-27-2013, 09:01 PM
The "dude" is a she, FYI. :roll2

Pike
06-27-2013, 09:52 PM
The "dude" is a she, FYI. :roll2

Everyone is a dude.

Sort of like how everyone is a bro.

Chris
06-27-2013, 10:19 PM
I just like to flaunt my superiority over her.

Shorty
06-27-2013, 10:24 PM
Pike is correct and I know it's a she.

Chris
06-27-2013, 10:34 PM
http://lostnchina.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/eyeballsoup.jpg

Shorty
06-27-2013, 10:38 PM
Are you Beetlejuice? I am really and truly convinced at this point that you are a gay Beetlejuice and that you want to make Denmark your Lydia Deetz bride in red.

Chris
06-27-2013, 10:41 PM
I have been rejected by Denmark, so now I am licking my wounds, instead of licking his.

Shorty
06-27-2013, 10:44 PM
So the answer is yes.

Faris
06-27-2013, 11:42 PM
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

NorthernChaosGod
06-28-2013, 12:29 AM
How dare you, Sarah. :colbert:

Shorty
06-28-2013, 12:30 AM
What.

Denmark
06-28-2013, 12:31 AM
I wanna see NCG's censored pix

row, row, fight the powah

NorthernChaosGod
06-28-2013, 12:35 AM
What.

You know what you did.

Shorty
06-28-2013, 12:36 AM
:aimkiss:

NorthernChaosGod
06-28-2013, 12:54 AM
I'll give you something to kiss.

Shorty
06-28-2013, 12:57 AM
If by "kiss" you mean "connect my fist with", by all means, unveil it.

Chris
06-28-2013, 01:21 AM
sarah meet with us

Shorty
06-28-2013, 01:29 AM
absolutely not

Pumpkin
06-28-2013, 01:34 AM
Less talk moar pictars!!!


http://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/r619/achila123451/166.jpg

Chris
06-28-2013, 01:51 AM
ok moar pics

http://i39.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/fdavpx.jpg

Denmark
06-28-2013, 01:52 AM
chris is just trying to make a harem, cares not for gender or sexuality

i'm going to get a haircut this weekend probably, will post after pix (not gonna be too drastic)

NorthernChaosGod
06-28-2013, 01:53 AM
Censored pic because fascism
http://i40.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/sl4n7n.jpg

Pheesh
06-28-2013, 01:55 AM
Fuck Chris, Julien, who's your shirtless friend? ;D

NorthernChaosGod
06-28-2013, 01:57 AM
Lol, his name is Rex. (seriously)

ThornQueen
06-28-2013, 03:48 AM
Bahaha I love that between visits to this thread I have no idea what is going on but it still makes me laugh.

And to answer the earlier question, by LoL I meant League of Legends.
I haven't played the one you mentioned yet. ><

Shorty
06-28-2013, 03:57 AM
Censored pic because fascism
http://i40.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/sl4n7n.jpg

thanks, lover :love:

I love how you just had to put "smurf" there instead of just leaving it blank xD

what's up rexxx

Pheesh
06-28-2013, 04:24 AM
Rex wid da mad peczzzz.

Shorty
06-28-2013, 04:26 AM
Forget his pecks, look at his 5 o'clock shadow!

Pheesh
06-28-2013, 04:40 AM
Even the creepy Chris look alike on the left is copping a peek at dat assss.

NorthernChaosGod
06-28-2013, 08:06 AM
Censored pic because fascism
http://i40.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/sl4n7n.jpg

thanks, lover :love:

I love how you just had to put "smurf" there instead of just leaving it blank xD

what's up rexxx

That was for EoFF. :P

Chris
06-28-2013, 10:38 AM
I am so insulted by the last few posts. :stare:

Shiny
06-28-2013, 02:59 PM
NCG Your shirts just scream douchebag.

Psychotic
06-28-2013, 04:15 PM
That is a cool dress, Shion. :)

As for Chris, well, I think Flying Mullet has a little video for you...

Old Manus
06-28-2013, 05:14 PM
So as I've spent the last few weeks in the Caribbean playing cricket, here are a smattering of the high and lowlights of my innings, interspersed with pictures of me not actually playing cricket in order to prove that I can actually have fun sometimes or something:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snazzy%20name/1010572_10152954064440514_1247458504_n_zps9693f642.jpg~original

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snazzy%20name/1014302_10152954057505514_1944084924_n_zps2b034cab.jpg~original

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snazzy%20name/1005872_10152954089005514_1891287276_n_zpseb21032e.jpg~original

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snazzy%20name/988600_10152954089435514_866976769_n_zps6d00c9bd.jpg~original

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snazzy%20name/1011154_10152954275155514_884704184_n_zps87beec72.jpg~original

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snazzy%20name/1013705_10152954345275514_1564793605_n_zps0a4a330e.jpg~original

Okay this one is beach cricket but it did not constitute a game (observant sports fans will notice how far back the wicket keeper is standing and wonder how fast the bowling could be on a beach)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snazzy%20name/1010254_10152954282765514_1869110209_n_zpsb36fd1e4.jpg~original




Me bowling #holytroutwhatamidoing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/snazzy%20name/1000391_10152954110970514_975927238_n_zpsfd752fd3.jpg~original

Chris
06-28-2013, 06:40 PM
As for Chris, well, I think Flying Mullet has a little video for you...
If it is of him exposing himself, I want it badly.

Pike
06-28-2013, 08:12 PM
As for Chris, well, I think Flying Mullet has a little video for you...
If it is of him exposing himself, I want it badly.

Are you sure you want it? Extra sure? Okay... RmljpZv5LCg

NorthernChaosGod
06-28-2013, 09:56 PM
NCG Your shirts just scream douchebag.

Apparently douchebags are popular at these things. Zero fucks given.

Chris
06-28-2013, 10:04 PM
As for Chris, well, I think Flying Mullet has a little video for you...
If it is of him exposing himself, I want it badly.

Are you sure you want it? Extra sure? Okay... RmljpZv5LCg
cannot unwatch this

Cuchulainn
06-28-2013, 10:05 PM
NCG Your shirts just scream douchebag.

Apparently douchebags are popular at these things. Zero smurfs given.

I know you're not one. You're a good bloke, but the shirts man...bad idea.

NorthernChaosGod
06-28-2013, 10:47 PM
NCG Your shirts just scream douchebag.

Apparently douchebags are popular at these things. Zero smurfs given.

I know you're not one. You're a good bloke, but the shirts man...bad idea.

Haha, I was actually wondering what you'd say about them. Don't worry, I have non-douche shirts too.

Shorty
06-28-2013, 10:49 PM
(no he doesn't)

Carl the Llama
06-29-2013, 01:23 AM
http://imageshack.us/a/img407/4066/img1647yq.jpg

Me hangin with the man Raymond E Feist (after queueing 2 hours getting all 30 books of his signed).

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/273/20130512134906.jpg

I Don't Need A Name
06-29-2013, 01:27 AM
Show off! Now you need to make another 29 posts for the rest of the signatures!

Carl the Llama
06-29-2013, 01:35 AM
Show off! Now you need to make another 29 posts for the rest of the signatures!

:p Jelly? xD

theundeadhero
06-29-2013, 04:07 AM
Apparently douchebags are popular at these things.Hey, you said it yourself :p

Psychotic
06-29-2013, 04:18 AM
Did you get to keep the balloon?

Sephex
06-29-2013, 04:44 AM
Did you get to keep the balloon?

Can be rename a random forum this sentence? Just sneak it in there.

Parker
06-29-2013, 12:09 PM
lol you got 30 books signed?

bet the people queuing behind you loved you

Carl the Llama
06-29-2013, 02:22 PM
lol you got 30 books signed?

bet the people queuing behind you loved you

I had to que 10 times, there was a 3 book limit lol

Parker
06-29-2013, 03:50 PM
that's dedication

Night Fury
06-30-2013, 10:48 PM
Gah. Tried my first practice pack tonight. Didn't go too well. Can't close the damn suitcase.
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Chris
07-01-2013, 01:16 AM
I want them too

Pumpkin
07-01-2013, 02:30 AM
Me too

Faris
07-01-2013, 03:10 AM
Wait what? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/b42a216a-dd44-4e30-b159-ba063d253b57_zps01c3bf40.jpg got nominated for sexiest female?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/0866cceb-b688-4987-9d91-002141f5c58e_zps9d4cd8a4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/c6282201-82a6-4651-99d4-19119ea84786_zpscf88fc72.jpg

I think I'm done for the year. Unless it's cat pictures, I really should show her off more often (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/Pursetheif.jpg).

Raistlin
07-01-2013, 03:25 AM
So after posting this as a joke in the FYC thread, I realized this pic from last Fall hanging out with Lynx and Kalilung is actually a decent pic of me, so I figured I should post it here:


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noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 04:00 AM
No. Those boots have my name on them.

theundeadhero
07-01-2013, 05:30 AM
You practice packing? What?

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 07:02 AM
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Accesorize Yo Lyfe.

Unbreakable Will
07-01-2013, 07:07 AM
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Accesorize Yo Lyfe.
Omg.. we have one of these in Clarksville.

Night Fury
07-01-2013, 07:27 AM
You practice packing? What?

I wanted to see how much it weighed :p

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 07:31 AM
Wait. Clarksville -where-? Cuz that's where I live. o.o

Unbreakable Will
07-01-2013, 07:35 AM
Clarksville TN, I lived there for the grand majority of my life. I live about 20 miles outside of Cville now in Springfield.

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 07:38 AM
I hate Clarksville. It's too far away from my 'hood ... Antioch. It's an hour just to get to downtown Nashville from where we are (like directly across the street from Gate 1 @ Ft. Campbell) and then another 30 to get to Antioch. It sucks. The only good thing is being close to the state line so if I want liquor on a Sunday, I can just take my happy ass to Legion Liquors and get some.

That was my first jaunt down into the "downtown"-y area on our way to Texas. I nearly died when I saw that ish.

Unbreakable Will
07-01-2013, 07:42 AM
Clarksvegas is the owner of my best and worst memories. :love:

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 07:47 AM
lulz.. I can imagine ^_^ .. I still don't really like it here, though. Meh. I guess it's -kind- of a step up from where I lived in Antioch (Hickory Hollow area - where uh. Hickory Hollow Mall is - the one that's pretty much shut down), but these apts are super ghetto. heh.

Unbreakable Will
07-01-2013, 07:51 AM
lulz.. I can imagine ^_^ .. I still don't really like it here, though. Meh. I guess it's -kind- of a step up from where I lived in Antioch (Hickory Hollow area - where uh. Hickory Hollow Mall is - the one that's pretty much shut down), but these apts are super ghetto. heh.
Haha tell me about it, I lived in the apartments right across from Clarksville High School and was gone fro a matter of two weeks. Upon my return to my place, I walked into my bedroom and started looking through my chesto'drawers to find some clean clothes. I then heard a noise behind me... I looked back to find an incredibly large black man sleeping in my bed.
He had been, and I quote;
"Usin yo' house as a pot den."
Bahahaha.

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 08:01 AM
roflmao no way! That's hilarious. I would probably flip out though and then make him give me some.

There's a couple across the hall from us that argue a lot. There's a lot of couples here that argue a lot, very loudly. But then the chick that lived downstairs from us would get pissed off if we were up late getting drunk and she thought we were being loud (which we really weren't).. I'd pour some of my drinks through the balcony floor onto her table and drop lit cigarettes down there. She finally moved out. xD

Unbreakable Will
07-01-2013, 08:04 AM
roflmao no way! That's hilarious. I would probably flip out though and then make him give me some.

There's a couple across the hall from us that argue a lot. There's a lot of couples here that argue a lot, very loudly. But then the chick that lived downstairs from us would get pissed off if we were up late getting drunk and she thought we were being loud (which we really weren't).. I'd pour some of my drinks through the balcony floor onto her table and drop lit cigarettes down there. She finally moved out. xD
You sound exactly like drunk me.

Now where's my vodka so we can e-toast to being fellow Clarksvillians? lol

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 08:21 AM
Trolling IRL.. Can't beat it. hahaha

Uhm. It's either in Russia still as a potato -or- you drank it.

Unbreakable Will
07-01-2013, 08:22 AM
Must have drank it. Damn.

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 08:23 AM
You have exactly 37 minutes to go attain more beer.

Chris
07-01-2013, 01:03 PM
...Considering posting a full body picture. Naked, but tastefully done (as everything else I post).

Formalhaut
07-01-2013, 01:57 PM
...Considering posting a full body picture. Naked, but tastefully done (as everything else I post).

MLT Get Banned 2013.

Cuchulainn
07-01-2013, 02:07 PM
...Considering posting a full body picture. Naked, but tastefully done (as everything else I post).

no one needs to see your nipples again Christopher, never mind you eager wee chopstick, reign it da fuck in chief.

It's all becoming a little bit too self indulgent.

Chris
07-01-2013, 02:31 PM
I'll start sending them out privately. But I want some in return. :drool:

Shiny
07-01-2013, 05:15 PM
Omg no. I will ban you Chris.

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 05:32 PM
That went from MLT Get Banned to -Definitely- Banned.

EDIT:

Or we could just all be naked and flood the thread with pics and have a revolt.

But then we'd -all- get banned and it'd be Chris's fault.

Chris
07-01-2013, 05:36 PM
Still don't understand why we don't have a nekkid pics thread. So many people are craving it. -.-'

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 05:37 PM
I'm sure it's 'cuz there are people with Virgin Eyeballs.

Shiny
07-01-2013, 05:39 PM
By so many people I think you mean you. We don't need a thread of pasty, scrawny naked people.

Chris
07-01-2013, 05:39 PM
:(

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 05:45 PM
He's not pasty per se. Not compared to me when I haven't OD'ed on sunless tanner anyway.

Chris
07-01-2013, 05:46 PM
What does 'pasty' mean :(

Flying Mullet
07-01-2013, 05:57 PM
Still don't understand why we don't have a nekkid pics thread. So many people are craving it. -.-'
No they aren't. :colbert:

Chris
07-01-2013, 05:59 PM
I've seen pics of you, Mullet, and I wouldn't mind some of your hot, slender, athletic, body.

Flying Mullet
07-01-2013, 05:59 PM
I've seen pics of you, Mullet, and I wouldn't mind some of your hot, slender, athletic, body.
Yes you would. :colbert:

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 06:13 PM
Pasty = Pale. Meaning you'z a "white boi".

Shorty
07-01-2013, 06:28 PM
Chris, I would love for you to post a naked photo. I would invite it. I truly would.

I would invite it so I can invite your naked ass right out of the Picture Thread and then invite you out the front door of the EoFF Mansion where you will have to stand in the cold rain naked and fight for survival betwixt Sylvie, demondude and all of the other crazies.

Chris
07-01-2013, 06:41 PM
Careful, Sarah. Whaling season is close and I'm stiffening my harpoon.

Shorty
07-01-2013, 06:44 PM
Indeed. :doublecolbert:

Denmark
07-01-2013, 07:03 PM
Careful, Sarah. Whaling season is close and I'm stiffening my harpoon.

but i thought you were into dudes

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 08:23 PM
I didn't even know harpoons stiffened.

Or that they were still used to even go whale hunting.

And I thought only the Japanese whaled? (too many episodes of Whale Wars)

So many questions running through my head now.

Chris
07-01-2013, 08:29 PM
I didn't even know harpoons stiffened.

Or that they were still used to even go whale hunting.

And I thought only the Japanese whaled? (too many episodes of Whale Wars)

So many questions running through my head now.
I can see you grinning through those pretty baleen plates of yours!

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 08:48 PM
baleen plates? That didn't even answer -any- of the above questions. They're very important.

Also, like Denmark said. Dudes? Yeah? No? Throwin' us a curve ball here, yo. We can't be havin' those shenanigans going on.

Cuchulainn
07-01-2013, 08:50 PM
Careful, Sarah. Whaling season is close and I'm stiffening my harpoon.

I was warned in the past for stating you looked like a replicant from Bladerunner and you go about here insulting one of the few members here that i don't want rebound off a cladded wall.

Put your penis away, put your clothes back on and attempt to rediscover your self respect ya balloon ye.

Flying Mullet
07-01-2013, 08:54 PM
Careful, Sarah. Whaling season is close and I'm stiffening my harpoon.

but i thought you were into dudes
I believe the proper grammar here is "in dudes", not "into dudes".

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 09:01 PM
*giggles*

I think at this point, he's uh... Broadened his horizons.

Oh yeah, Sarah is not a whale. And neither am I. ;p

Chris
07-01-2013, 09:14 PM
Cuch: Stop being so hot, and I'll stop daydreamin' about you giving it to me.

Flying Mullet: See above ^

Obnoxious.sunshine: It was Sarah's VERY OWN boyfriend who revealed their fetish to the world.

Cuchulainn
07-01-2013, 09:16 PM
You're like a 12 year old boy who's just discovered the penis isn't just for urinating and tuggiing at when you're nervous.

And yes the original 'whale' shit may have been innocent enough but the longer it goes on without context the bigger the chance the meaning will change.

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 09:17 PM
o.O; :tongue: I think you're the very first person to tack an O & B in front of my username. Congrats.

Unless people do it when I'm not around. But I doubt that. I've been kinda wondering when it would happen though.

Night Fury
07-01-2013, 09:18 PM
I wanted to post a picture of my face but now it just doesn't seem appropriate.

Chris
07-01-2013, 09:23 PM
Well, she's already posted one of her butt tat, so why not her pretty face. :greenie:


You're like a 12 year old boy who's just discovered the penis isn't just for urinating and tuggiing at when you're nervous.
I seriously want you. Any chance it'll happen if you just close your eyes and find your way? :(

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 09:24 PM
It's only inappropriate if there are exposed body parts.... That shouldn't be exposed.. In the picture.

Night Fury
07-01-2013, 09:28 PM
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Chris
07-01-2013, 09:28 PM
It's only inappropriate if there are exposed body parts.... That shouldn't be exposed.. In the picture.
A FACE is a body part, besides, I don't think you ever saw the picture of her butt tattoo. It was bordering on pornography.

Tara, you're so pretty. If I were into that, I'd definitely notice more than your beautiful haircut.

Aulayna
07-01-2013, 09:28 PM
I'm about 4 pages late to this but I always see Chris's naked selfies and wonder how he gets such shiny looking skin and then he mentioned golden showers.

I've heard a few things about the supposed health benefits of yellow mist... one of which is supposedly improved skin.

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Pike
07-01-2013, 09:30 PM
Locky my dear you are the prettiest person on the forum :heart:

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 09:31 PM
Oo Your hair looks awesome! And for some reason you make me think of Cher Lloyd in the 2nd pic.

Cuchulainn
07-01-2013, 09:53 PM
I'm about 4 pages late to this but I always see Chris's naked selfies and wonder how he gets such shiny looking skin


He's a replicant, trust me. The goverment know about it, it's all very hush hush. He's seen things you wouldn't believe. Like attack ships on fire & sea beams glitter in the dark. He fears they will be lost in time like tears in the rain.

Flying Mullet
07-01-2013, 10:01 PM
He's seen things you wouldn't believe. Like attack ships on fire & sea beams glitter in the dark. He fears they will be lost in time like tears in the rain.
That was a pretty gay post for you, cuch.

Chris
07-01-2013, 10:02 PM
He's seen things you wouldn't believe. Like attack ships on fire & sea beams glitter in the dark. He fears they will be lost in time like tears in the rain.
That was a pretty gay post for you, cuch.
Glad he's slowly, but surely, 'turning'. :love:

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 10:09 PM
Down boy, Down.

Cuchulainn
07-01-2013, 10:18 PM
He's seen things you wouldn't believe. Like attack ships on fire & sea beams glitter in the dark. He fears they will be lost in time like tears in the rain.
That was a pretty gay post for you, cuch.

meh, blame Rutger Hauer not me.

Raistlin
07-01-2013, 10:38 PM
This thread just gets more disturbing with every incarnation.

Chris
07-01-2013, 10:54 PM
The title... :love:

Took this one right now for the occasion.

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Denmark
07-01-2013, 10:55 PM
and yet you people didn't nominate Chris and Cuch for MLT get together

what is this shit

Denmark
07-01-2013, 11:00 PM
seems like it was just you and me then :doublecolbert:

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 11:13 PM
This just keeps getting worse and worse. Like he said.

Shorty
07-01-2013, 11:28 PM
This thread is becoming an abomination.


Obnoxious.sunshine: It was Sarah's VERY OWN boyfriend who revealed their fetish to the world.

That is so far from the truth that it's hilarious.

Denmark
07-01-2013, 11:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/VESIyJm.jpg

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 11:48 PM
I didn't get nommed for sezziest female, but I'm not whining. :p

theundeadhero
07-01-2013, 11:51 PM
I lived in Clarksvegas for a few years before moving back home to Missouri. I don't miss it a whole lot.

noxious.sunshine
07-02-2013, 12:23 AM
Why the Hell is it called clarksvegas? I never got that at all. I'm "from" Antioch, though. I generally don't like it here other than as I said before, having the option of going down ft. Campbell pkwy to KY to get liqour on a Sunday.

Cuchulainn
07-02-2013, 12:25 AM
http://i.imgur.com/VESIyJm.jpg

if you'd of posted this earlier you'd of been a shoe in mate.

Chris
07-02-2013, 12:27 AM
I keep asking him to meet with me, but he won't. :(

noxious.sunshine
07-02-2013, 12:29 AM
God. You're like... Barney Stinson. Totes.

Pumpkin
07-02-2013, 03:55 AM
I nominated you Rob.

noxious.sunshine
07-02-2013, 07:49 AM
Y'all are about to get photo bombed.

3.

2.

1.

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1.) Me & My Smelly Belly (Ellie. Our last boxer that passed away just before Thanksgiving. She was incredibly sweet)
2.) Me in TX, though I think I've posted that'n already
3.) Nerd Alert: My kid w fake glasses
4.) Parker & My Dad - that's the pic she got framed for him
5.) MOI! And the first boxer I grew up with, even though she got stolen a year after that pic was taken. I had just gotten bit by the next door neighbor's Boston Terrier and PeeWee stayed with me the whole time I couldn't play.
6.) My precious WetNeck (as my dad calls her) helping make corn tortillas
7.) My poodle Maximus Percival. RIP. He was my baby.
8.) Bumblebee. My other baby. Ford Focus ZX3 5 Speed behbeh
9.) Me n Smelly again
10.) Taquitos - made with leftover roast beef, homemade salsa verde with avocado, homemade black beans, and homemade Mexican rice.
11.) I was too short to reach the last bottle of Bloody Mary mix. Naomi Campbell lookalike had to grab it for me.
12.) My individual swim team picture. I used to be tan!
13.) Me n My behbeh
14.) I'm not stoned, I swear.
15.) Me n Mah behbeh when we were younger
16.) Texas
17.) Cinderella Nunnery
18.) *snorts* She looks like a Who from Whoville
19.) BIG FUDGE, Y'all! I got the mfing high score at Chuck E Cheeze!
20.) Again, when we were young.
21.) Parker tried miso soup for the first time - and liked it.
22.) Parker went to the American Girl store in Atlanta to pick up Saige and have a tea party with my sister.

Marshall Banana
07-03-2013, 06:32 AM
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I attached a bow to Tobi's harness. (http://thelovepup.com/post/54486318597) ^_____________________________________^

Shorty
07-03-2013, 06:32 AM
bawwwwww little bow!

also haha a million photos nox!

Calliope
07-03-2013, 06:36 AM
The other day I told Del that when he picked me up from the airport, he better have one of those little paper signs chauffeurs have at the baggage carousel. So...he did!

http://i39.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/qxou53.jpg

noxious.sunshine
07-03-2013, 07:40 AM
You were warned. lmao

At least I did the spoiler thingy as opposed to just posting them all in one list. XD

Shiny
07-03-2013, 11:54 AM
Careful, Sarah. Whaling season is close and I'm stiffening my harpoon.

...Did you just call her a whale? Do I have get my glock? Because I will cap someone.

Also @noxious pics: I love that little girl in that white get-up. So adorable and I like the fact that she has pained face too. The things parents make their children wear...my mom dressed me up as a watermelon. She's so racist. ;___;

Formalhaut
07-03-2013, 02:49 PM
Careful, Sarah. Whaling season is close and I'm stiffening my harpoon.

I interpreted this as if Chris was finally going to turn straight and try and have sex with Sarah. Come on, 'stiffening my harpoon'? That can only be interpreted in one way.

Shiny
07-03-2013, 02:58 PM
Oh fine then, let the fuckening commence.

Flying Mullet
07-03-2013, 04:20 PM
Careful, Sarah. Whaling season is close and I'm stiffening my harpoon.

I interpreted this as if Chris was finally going to turn straight and try and have sex with Sarah. Come on, 'stiffening my harpoon'? That can only be interpreted in one way.
Then he's calling her a fatty and that he's ready for some chubby chasing...

Chris
07-03-2013, 06:49 PM
cannot unread the last couple of posts :stare:

Shorty
07-03-2013, 06:53 PM
I am somewhat less than amused.

Night Fury
07-03-2013, 06:58 PM
Me and Phil are so hot.

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Denmark
07-03-2013, 06:59 PM
omg u guise stahp being so adorable

Psychotic
07-03-2013, 07:01 PM
You and Phil need to get yourselves some sleeves!

Pheesh
07-03-2013, 07:01 PM
Soooo hot, seriously

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/cutestcouple_zpsf30572aa.png

Chris
07-03-2013, 07:03 PM
Besides, Sarah's "blowhole" isn't really my thing.

Haha! You two are great together.

Shorty
07-03-2013, 07:04 PM
Okay, enough of that.

Chris
07-03-2013, 07:09 PM
A couple that wife beaters together, stays together. <3Whaat? They look extremely cute together. :confused:

Shorty
07-03-2013, 07:11 PM
They are wearing wifebeaters, dumbass.

Chris
07-03-2013, 07:13 PM
i don't knwo what wifebeaters are. :(

Hollycat
07-03-2013, 08:18 PM
These pictures prove I should have been nominated for sexiest male unanimously

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noxious.sunshine
07-03-2013, 08:50 PM
Lmao they run around beating other people's wives together. They're Wife Beaters. Hahahaha

Flying Mullet
07-03-2013, 09:45 PM
:tumble:

Hollycat
07-03-2013, 11:48 PM
:tumble:

:objection::smurf::cuch:

:gator::party:


:cactuar::ty:

Flying Mullet
07-04-2013, 12:26 AM
:roll2

Shiny
07-04-2013, 02:38 AM
This is getting way too spammy and this is me saying this so you know it's too much.

NorthernChaosGod
07-04-2013, 06:26 AM
Soooo hot, seriously

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/cutestcouple_zpsf30572aa.png

Downright sexy, mate.

Shorty
07-04-2013, 09:26 PM
foaface dared us to post photos of ourselves without makeup so

Shorty
07-04-2013, 09:28 PM
My eyeliner is my thing, though!

but thanks :3

Shauna
07-04-2013, 09:35 PM
I don't wear make-up, so I was CHALLENGED to make-up picture. Here's the best I've got. I never wear that much make-up when I do put it on so. :3

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1011734_497153820357884_991629796_n.jpg

Night Fury
07-04-2013, 09:51 PM
Sans make-up on a boat ride in Mexico! I'm not wearing make-up because all I took was foundation and it all got splaaaashed off!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/40078_426942210558_7779607_n.jpg

Another one without make-up of me looking hideous, but it was my first day and I was super jetlagged and that dog was like my best friend that whole night.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/40427_426927560558_2548964_n.jpg

Araciel
07-04-2013, 11:18 PM
You girls look great without makeup.

I mean... a lot of women look like ugly dudes without it.

Cuchulainn
07-04-2013, 11:31 PM
foaface dared us to post photos of ourselves without makeup so

best photo I've ever seen of you.

Araciel
07-04-2013, 11:50 PM
I was such a whore back then

fire_of_avalon
07-05-2013, 01:16 AM
Okay since I did the daring I have to post too. This is a cell phone picture I took today of no make up and hair that's been slept on. It looks pretty rough. You can't see the pimple by my chin, but it's there.

Now, everybody who participates in the no make-up postings, in a little while I will tell you to post with all the make-up on your face. So yeah, uh, expect that. Men are welcome to participate.

http://i.imgur.com/jzWS2N9.jpg

Shorty
07-05-2013, 01:17 AM
what fucking pimple are you talking about and you are gorgeous

Chris
07-05-2013, 01:28 AM
foa you look exactly the same :confused:

Sarah, you actual look better without! Then again...

I should take one without makeup, too, but then again, I don't want people to get the wrong idea about me.

Shorty
07-05-2013, 01:29 AM
Go ahead, give me a reason to ban you apart from the 232409248324 food and Firefly reasons I already have.

Chris
07-05-2013, 01:31 AM
you can't ban me out of jealousy

Shiny
07-05-2013, 01:32 AM
foaface dared us to post photos of ourselves without makeup so
ooo, I did that already with the pic of me in glasses. That isn't how horrible I can look though. Worse is when I worked overtime when I was sick. Bad face day that day.

Also yeah, you do look good without makeup.

Shorty
07-05-2013, 01:34 AM
you can't ban me out of jealousy

Since you admitted to it, I'll spare you.

thanks guys! makes me feel better about not wearing makeup all the time, haha :heart: :heart: :heart:

Chris
07-05-2013, 01:38 AM
YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL REGARDLESS OF CELLULITE AND WRINKLES. WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN.

pheew, saved it there.

Shorty
07-05-2013, 01:39 AM
WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN.

the gayest thing you have ever said on this forum

Chris
07-05-2013, 01:44 AM
hahahaha i read your post failure BEFORE you edited it sarah ahahahaha soooooooooo sad when you think you've topped my awesomesauce

Shorty
07-05-2013, 01:45 AM
nice try I didn't edit shit

NeoCracker
07-05-2013, 01:46 AM
WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN.

the gayest thing you have ever said on this forum

I actually like that song. :love:

noxious.sunshine
07-05-2013, 02:13 AM
*giggle* Yall are some silly geese.

NorthernChaosGod
07-05-2013, 03:18 AM
None of you should wear makeup again ever.

Araciel
07-05-2013, 03:29 AM
Seconded?

Pumpkin
07-05-2013, 04:06 AM
All of my pictures so far have been of me without makeup.

yep, it doesn't get any worse.

Parker
07-05-2013, 11:03 AM
some beautiful women the past few pages!

im like



daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Pike
07-05-2013, 11:06 AM
Any pictures of me in here are sans-makeup cause I don't wear makeup.

Cuchulainn
07-05-2013, 11:48 AM
nice try I didn't edit trout

Why do you even entertain him with a response?

Shorty
07-05-2013, 11:52 AM
Why does one itch at a thorn in their side?

Pheesh
07-05-2013, 12:03 PM
Why does one itch at a thorn in their side?

That's not even a saying >_<

Shorty
07-05-2013, 12:06 PM
It's a saying if I say it! Shut it!

Night Fury
07-05-2013, 12:07 PM
Why does one itch at a thorn in their side?

That's not even a saying >_<

I'm pretty sure it is a saying. :colbert:

(Got your back mama.)

Pheesh
07-05-2013, 12:10 PM
It's really not xD

Cuchulainn
07-05-2013, 12:34 PM
Yea...you can't go about making up sayings. As W.H. Auden once said "Why invent pens made from paper when someone's already invented pens using far more appropriate materials, innit."

Slothy
07-05-2013, 01:31 PM
It's really not xD

You happen to be familiar with every saying from every culture and language throughout time and the entire planet?

Pheesh
07-05-2013, 02:23 PM
Save it for EoEO, debatron 4000. I'm poking some fun at a friend. :roll2

Slothy
07-05-2013, 02:25 PM
And somehow you completely missed the fact that I was poking fun at you on behalf of a friend. Either that or your being sarcastic, though you used a poor smiley if that's the case.

Old Manus
07-05-2013, 02:48 PM
Visit picture thread

Pictures replaced with playground banter and dubious sexual tension

Cuchulainn
07-05-2013, 03:42 PM
Visit picture thread

Pictures replaced with playground banter and dubious sexual tension

You mean you came here horny looking for pictures for your wankbank, seen there was none and now you're tense?

Old Manus
07-05-2013, 03:44 PM
When I come here for pictures for my wankbank, it will only be because I happen to be at EoFF's datacentre and their servers are all I have access to.

Flying Mullet
07-05-2013, 04:00 PM
YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL REGARDLESS OF CELLULITE AND WRINKLES. WORDS CAN'T BRING YOU DOWN.

pheew, saved it there.
Chris said all the girls in the forum have cellulite.

Shorty
07-05-2013, 05:23 PM
GET HIM

Flying Mullet
07-05-2013, 05:31 PM
And he said you all have wrinkles!

Calliope
07-05-2013, 05:44 PM
And? If wrinkles and cellulite and being a "whale" are all I have in life to worry about, I will feel really smurfing blessed. Aging is a privilege that most people do not get to experience.

I'm also tired of seeing girls and women routinely apologize for aging, for showing signs of working hard, of going outside, of bearing children and of living their lives as human beings. Don't go around saying you are hideous or disgusting, because there are enough assholes around on the internet who will do it for you, unsolicited.

I do believe in absolute body autonomy though, so if you get your kicks standing in front of a mirror pointing out all of your "flaws" and feeling bad, then good for you; and if you get your jollies spending ages perfecting your makeup routine then props for you because I don't have that sort of patience and if I can apply a quick swipe of mascara without stabbing myself in the eye then I consider it a victory for laziness.

I suppose I should post a picture because this is a picture thread.

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Denmark
07-06-2013, 02:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6tpoR7N.jpg

sunburn + i need to shave + i need a haircut + not eating a sandwich

Pheesh
07-06-2013, 03:02 AM
Your tan will be awesome+rock a beard+you really do >_<+GET A GODDAMN SANDWICH!!!

Denmark
07-06-2013, 03:10 AM
you should (not) see the burn on my chest. it's splotchy :(

i'm shaving tomorrow, in this house, on this street, bethlehem. possibly also getting a haircut

Raistlin
07-06-2013, 04:24 AM
http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/foastlin.jpg

Chris
07-06-2013, 08:38 AM
Raistlin, you just contributed to the ongoing creepiness of this thread. ty

Shorty
07-06-2013, 08:41 AM
You contribute to it with every post you make.

Chris
07-06-2013, 08:43 AM
people with gwyneth paltrow in their sig should not throw stones

Shorty
07-06-2013, 08:45 AM
You will show Margot smurfing Tenenbaum the respect she deserves or you will have me, Rob and Parker all come down on your ass like a ton of bricks.

Chris
07-06-2013, 08:46 AM
you sound like "shakespeare in love" lol

noxious.sunshine
07-06-2013, 09:05 AM
Hey. HEY. That Country Strong movie was pretty good....

Not

Laddy
07-06-2013, 09:34 AM
http://i43.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2n51rk.png

Shiny
07-06-2013, 01:13 PM
Trying on a new bathing suit my mom gave me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUO31KM5nIQ&feature=youtu.be)

DK
07-06-2013, 01:30 PM
I actually clicked that expecting the real for fooks sake video and was somewhat disappointed when it wasn't. I don't know what that says, but...for fooks sake.

Psychotic
07-06-2013, 02:07 PM
I actually clicked that expecting the real for fooks sake video and was somewhat disappointed when it wasn't. I don't know what that says, but...for fooks sake.As did I.

You could've at least said the words :colbert:

Shiny
07-06-2013, 04:57 PM
I didn't say the words because it was an unintentional video. I really actually did that and severely facepalmed afterward.

Raistlin
07-06-2013, 05:14 PM
Trying on a new bathing suit my mom gave me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUO31KM5nIQ&feature=youtu.be)

Hah, I'd be careful with that. Flying Mullet might start posting it everywhere.