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Jinx
02-14-2013, 12:19 AM
oh my god where is it
where is my fucking purse
it has my wallet in it
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
and my keys
and my phone
goddammit!
where the fuck is it!

oh wait.
it's right here beside me.


what things/situations cause you to break down and have a panic attack?

Chris
02-14-2013, 12:27 AM
When I go out clubbing, I always contemplate whether or not if I should bring cash or my credit card. On the one hand, if I bring cash only, I know how much I am going to spend. If I bring my credit card, it means "unlimited" fun. :(

Formalhaut
02-14-2013, 12:54 AM
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...

MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE"

Pheesh
02-14-2013, 12:58 AM
I left my bag with my wallet in it on a metro rapid bus in South LA. That did the trick.

Laddy
02-14-2013, 01:11 AM
"Oh trout, oh trout, oh trout...

MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE"
*cries*

Pike
02-14-2013, 01:38 AM
what things/situations cause you to break down and have a panic attack?

almost everything when I'm not taking my meds

Raistlin
02-14-2013, 01:38 AM
When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely fucking blind without glasses/contacts.

Shorty
02-14-2013, 01:48 AM
"We need to talk." or the work-environment equivalent - "Can we have a quick chat?"

or my landlady texting me "I left you a voicemail." because it not once has ever been good news.

Sephex
02-14-2013, 02:28 AM
*wakes up*

*no memory of last night*

*someone is staring at you in an angry manner*

Pike
02-14-2013, 02:46 AM
When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

Jinx
02-14-2013, 03:05 AM
When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Faris
02-14-2013, 03:13 AM
God damn cell phone always playing hide and seek on me when it's in the purse... and the size of the purse doesn't make a difference.

Also every time I make a mistake.

Chemical
02-14-2013, 03:15 AM
Nothing, for I am a calm blue ocean.

Sephex
02-14-2013, 03:47 AM
God damn cell phone always playing hide and seek on me when it's in the purse... and the size of the purse doesn't make a difference.



Never owned a purse, but after seeing women fumble through them throughout the years have convinced me that all purses contain Time Lord technology.

Ace Protorney
02-14-2013, 04:11 AM
When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

YESSSSSSSSSSS

This I can agree with. ARGH.

NeoCracker
02-14-2013, 04:20 AM
what things/situations cause you to break down and have a panic attack?

Well after a few weeks of Sleep deprivation in boot camp the stress had built up to a point I had a panic attack bad enough I felt my body going numb and had to be hauled off in an ambulance!

Tigmafuzz
02-14-2013, 04:46 AM
I have a mini-panic attack every time my nipples fall off and turn into vampire bats :(

blackmage_nuke
02-14-2013, 04:47 AM
Computer blue screens/suddenly turns itself off

NorthernChaosGod
02-14-2013, 06:06 AM
When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

YESSSSSSSSSSS

This I can agree with. ARGH.

I demand to see your guys' prescriptions.

qwertysaur
02-14-2013, 06:59 AM
When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

YESSSSSSSSSSS

This I can agree with. ARGH.
Another agreement.

Shauna
02-14-2013, 12:08 PM
When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

I had to call my sister to help me find my glasses when I did this once. Humiliating. ;_;

Araciel
02-14-2013, 07:52 PM
Long division

Remainder

Ffffffu

Bubba
02-14-2013, 07:57 PM
Reading about everyone's panic attacks whilst on the train then having a panic attack as I've missed my stop and I'm on my way to Cardiff.

Steve
02-14-2013, 08:16 PM
I never thought I'd ever post this but I couldn't believe it hadn't been posted yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT--h2GjaAU

Night Fury
02-14-2013, 08:17 PM
When I'm leaving the computer suites at university and suddenly I'm like "Shit where's my USB stick?!" and it's in my bag....