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Loony BoB
02-15-2013, 03:36 PM
Kawaii Ryuukishi has not posted regularly since 2010 because he is the only person working on Final Fantasy Versus XIII.

Cuchulainn
02-15-2013, 03:53 PM
Wesley Moore takes it up the banjo.

krissy
02-15-2013, 04:11 PM
the cids knights really are shinra

theundeadhero
02-15-2013, 04:27 PM
ffbabe was really Psy.

Chris
02-15-2013, 04:35 PM
Christmas' "sudden" reappearance around Ciddie Awards time. :shifty:

Quindiana Jones
02-15-2013, 05:19 PM
We are all Loony BoB's accounts.

Sephex
02-15-2013, 05:20 PM
We are all Loony BoB's accounts.

No, we are not.

~BoB

Psychotic
02-15-2013, 05:20 PM
ffbabe was really Psy.That came about because my IP was vaguely similar to hers. It didn't even match! The detective skills of Dr Unne and lonny bob (who went around asking my friends if I was ff babe based on this) leave a lot to be desired. You'd think me and her being online at the same time from different IPs would've been a hint that it wasn't me! :greenie:

Quindiana Jones
02-15-2013, 05:33 PM
I am actually Captain Basch von Rosenburg.

Old Manus
02-15-2013, 06:37 PM
demondude is Devil Man is Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Shoeberto
02-15-2013, 06:44 PM
I've been the actual owner of EoFF for years.

TrollHunter
02-15-2013, 06:57 PM
Pike is actually a crazed robot squirrel trying to take over eoff.

Shorty
02-15-2013, 07:02 PM
I've met way more of you than I actually let on, you just don't know it because you didn't recognize me.

Agent Proto
02-15-2013, 07:06 PM
Shorty has rotten teeth.

Rantz
02-15-2013, 07:11 PM
Reputation is a staff plot to keep the membership happy and proud - only recently has evidence started leaking that the posts you're repping really aren't that good

Shorty
02-15-2013, 07:13 PM
Shorty has rotten teeth.

Well that's just mean :(

Agent Proto
02-15-2013, 07:20 PM
Shorty has rotten teeth.

Well that's just mean :(

We'll need proof that tells otherwise, and there's no current pictures of you smiling showing teeth. :) Besides, it's just conspiracy.

Jinx
02-15-2013, 07:27 PM
I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.

Del Murder
02-15-2013, 07:33 PM
I am just another one of eestlinc's second accounts.

Quindiana Jones
02-15-2013, 07:35 PM
Everything Steve has said has been true.

Shorty
02-15-2013, 07:56 PM
There are plenty of people who have seen my teeth. :colbert:

NorthernChaosGod
02-15-2013, 07:57 PM
I haven't.

Shorty
02-15-2013, 07:57 PM
YOU're a conspiracy.

NorthernChaosGod
02-15-2013, 08:03 PM
Prove it.

Jinx
02-15-2013, 08:10 PM
Steve and Paul are the same person.

Clo
02-15-2013, 08:44 PM
I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.

Either that, or she's imaginary, because wut.

Tigmafuzz
02-15-2013, 09:22 PM
Spatvark was actually th-

*shot by sniper*

qwertysaur
02-16-2013, 03:40 AM
I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.
You forgot that Smitzy is made of the leftover hair :p

Chemical
02-16-2013, 10:25 AM
EoFF is actually an online dating site.

Quindiana Jones
02-16-2013, 10:27 AM
For BoB, maybe.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-16-2013, 10:31 AM
There's an undercover plot to change this thread title to "Things you really really wish were true" based off of the responses given so far.

Bubba
02-16-2013, 11:58 AM
EOFF is actually the seventh circle of hell.

Quindiana Jones
02-16-2013, 12:01 PM
This is a thread about conspiracy theories, Bubba, not things that are demonstrably true.

Pike
02-16-2013, 03:23 PM
The secrets of the Illuminati are hidden safely away in Steve's posts because they are well aware that no one reads them in their entirety.

sharkythesharkdogg
02-16-2013, 03:43 PM
Del Murder and Miriel are actually Ling Ling and Hsing Hsing the pandas. Some EOFFers are still hoping for successful mating even though they're in captivity.

Lonely Paper Star
02-16-2013, 11:15 PM
None of the EoFF members are real.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-17-2013, 03:40 AM
None of the EoFF members are real.

I'm a figment of your imagination.

maybee
02-17-2013, 06:12 AM
None of the EoFF members are real.

Oh gosh. That means that EoFF is the Candle Cove of the Internet.:sweat:

Lonely Paper Star
02-17-2013, 05:30 PM
None of the EoFF members are real.

I'm a figment of your imagination.

We're all figments of someone else's... someone who's thinking about making a forum about Final Fantasy, and is imagining how over a decade of posting would look like and what each member would be like. Potentially.

We're just possibilities. :eek:

Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-17-2013, 08:05 PM
None of the EoFF members are real.

I'm a figment of your imagination.

We're all figments of someone else's... someone who's thinking about making a forum about Final Fantasy, and is imagining how over a decade of posting would look like and what each member would be like. Potentially.

We're just possibilities. :eek:

I was the someone who created all of you.

Only to come here, mingle among you, and pretend like I'm not above you. This is the only way I can get you all to notice. Sorry to spill this on you guys randomly in a conspiracy theory thread.

Maybe you're the only real member, and I am acting as all the others? I give them all their own unique personalities.

I don't know where I'm going with this. Someone write this EoFF fanfiction where I am your glorious leader, please.

Jinx
02-17-2013, 08:52 PM
Nah, I'm pretty sure every account is just multiples of BoB. He uses this so he can have "friends," but I'm--I mean HE--is just talking to myself. HIMSELF!

Loony BoB
02-17-2013, 10:47 PM
I do love my toys.

Mercen-X
02-18-2013, 05:33 AM
TSoL has been replaced by Tommy Eidner ever since his attempted assassination left him catatonic.

More people on these forums know me in person than we allow you to know. :shifty:
Shorty and I are married. Loony is actually my ex-wife, Roberta. I told Shorty I've been seeing Loony and Shauna on the side, but I just wanted to piss her off. Sephiroth is my militant Oberst, Hans Zeitler. jenovajunkie helped me escape an internment camp years ago.

Jinx
02-18-2013, 05:34 AM
Rantz is Zenon Kar.

Loony BoB
02-18-2013, 09:08 AM
More people on these forums know me in person than we allow you to know. :shifty:
Shorty and I are married. Loony is actually my ex-wife, Roberta. I told Shorty I've been seeing Loony and Shauna on the side, but I just wanted to piss her off. Sephiroth is my militant Oberst, Hans Zeitler. jenovajunkie helped me escape an internment camp years ago.
It's not a conspiracy theory if it's about yourself. :smash:

Formalhaut
02-18-2013, 12:08 PM
We are currently living in a Matrix created to pacify us, from our evil robot overlords.

Laddy
02-18-2013, 05:53 PM
There are no actual women on this site.

TrollHunter
02-18-2013, 07:17 PM
We are currently living in a Matrix created to pacify us, from our evil robot overlords.
Reminded me of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azNRyOpfNvY), should I be worried? IS THERE REALLY A CONNECTION?!

Mercen-X
02-19-2013, 04:04 AM
Loony BoB is Sauron.

G13
02-19-2013, 11:27 AM
I'm pretty sure Boobs is PG's second eighth account.

Jinx
02-19-2013, 03:46 PM
I'm pretty sure Boobs is PG's second eighth account.

Ouch.

:|

DarkBahamut
02-20-2013, 12:46 AM
I joined this site when I was about 11 and might of actually flirted with some of you in private messages.

Mercen-X
02-20-2013, 03:03 AM
Sam is Lady Gaga

Shorty
02-20-2013, 03:04 AM
Sam is Perez Hilton.

Jinx
02-20-2013, 03:16 AM
Sam is Perez Hilton.


YOU

Renmiri
02-20-2013, 06:26 PM
Raistlin doesn't exist, he is schlup's alter ego.

Formalhaut
02-20-2013, 06:26 PM
All of Renmiri's dragons are actually real, and when they are of age they will rule the world. :D

Bubba
02-20-2013, 06:41 PM
All EOFF staff members must pass an initiation ceremony... this consists of sordid tasks such as giraffe flirting, hamster juggling... and playing Call of Duty.

Del Murder
02-21-2013, 02:16 AM
All EOFF staff members must pass an initiation ceremony... this consists of sordid tasks such as giraffe flirting, hamster juggling... and playing Call of Duty.
So basically hanging out with Psychotic on a Saturday?

Mercen-X
02-21-2013, 02:50 AM
Del Murder is the one who long ago first used the word thread to describe a group of postings, this was an allusion and in-joke to a string of homicides he and his imaginary friend committed.

Jinx
02-21-2013, 05:50 AM
Rantz is actually Slenderman.

Denmark
02-21-2013, 05:53 AM
sam's username is actually a contraction, not possessive

tifa is boobs

Agent Proto
02-21-2013, 05:55 AM
Tifa is Boobs? Makes sense.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-21-2013, 08:32 AM
We are currently living in a Matrix created to pacify us, from our evil robot overlords.

You mean protectors?