split lips

[Jinx]

Are just about the most painful thing.What's wussy malady is your Kryptonite?

[Agent Proto]

Cramps. I've had a bad case of foot cramps today. It was quite painful. Not bloody painful, just annoyingly painful to deal with. :<

[Iceglow]

stubbed toes, I fucking wince more than I did with a shattered jaw.

[Sephex]

Galvanized metal can give you minor cuts on your hands way too easily. I am glad I only check material at work instead of constantly work with it or else my hands would look like a ravaged battlefield.

[Pike]

HANGNAILS

[Madame Adequate]

Biting my tongue/lip/cheek. It sends me into an absolute rage.

[Tigmafuzz]

Biting my tongue/lip/cheek. It sends me into an absolute rage.

[fire_of_avalon]

Any kind of pain in the poop factory destroys me.

[Shorty]

Banging my knees into things.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Biting my tongue/lip/cheek. It sends me into an absolute rage.

[Clo]

*sees a guy post cramps, but no girls*

Yeah, I was going to opt for cramps of the female variety.

[Rantz]

Banging my head into a door frame or whatever. You'd think I would have learned after 8 or so years of being a tall-ass mothersmurfer.

[Night Fury]

STANDING ON AN UPTURNED MOTHERSMURFING PLUG.

[Shauna]

Paper cuts. I mean seriously, why does something so insignificant hurt so bad?

[Pheesh]

Stepping on Lego.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

charley horse

lower back pain

basically anything that ensures I can't move until it passes.

[Mirage]

A chainsaw through the chest is my kryptonite.

[Laddy]

I'm usually pretty good when it comes to pain. But HEARTBURN.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

But HEARTBURN.

I read that as "butt burn". :confused:

[Chris]

No lube. Hurts my magic wand. I am actually not even kidding.

[Jinx]

No lube. Hurts my magic wand. I am actually not even kidding.

I thought you were a bottom.

ALSO SKINNED KNEES

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Stepping on Lego.

OMFG would make me rage as a kid.

Hitting my head pisses me off. I hate being hit in the head.

[Formalhaut]

No lube. Hurts my magic wand. I am actually not even kidding.

Get some KY jelly on that.


Anyway... for me, I've always seemed to have a problem with chafing in between my inner thighs. About 3/4 of the time, it's completely absent, but some weeks it flares up again and it stings. The skin goes slightly red and there's visible lines/cracking and just generally not comfortable. Hmph.

[Jinx]

No lube. Hurts my magic wand. I am actually not even kidding.

Get some KY jelly on that.


Anyway... for me, I've always seemed to have a problem with chafing in between my inner thighs. About 3/4 of the time, it's completely absent, but some weeks it flares up again and it stings. The skin goes slightly red and there's visible lines/cracking and just generally not comfortable. Hmph.

I used to get that when I'd go on water rides at amusement parks, then walk around all day.

My dad calls it Crotch Rot.

[qwertysaur]

Banging my Elbow is just the right place that makes your entire arm feel like it fell off.

[Pike]

Okay you guys I thought of another one.

I have no idea why but sometimes my pants chafe against the crook of my right knee and make a sore there.

And it is terrible.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Didn't you say you only buy one type of pants because you like them so much? Or was that shoes... :erm:

[Unbreakable Will]

When I wake up with Dead Arm and move it so the blood can flow back normally... it burns and stings so bad I could just scream for days.
:mad2:

[Araciel]

Banging my head into a door frame or whatever. You'd think I would have learned after 8 or so years of being a tall-ass mothersmurfer.

fuckin noobs

You all never had
TOE CRAMPS?

[Pike]

Didn't you say you only buy one type of pants because you like them so much? Or was that shoes... :erm:

That was shoes. And last time when I went to re-buy them they had stopped making them and I had to get a new kind that I don't like nearly as much. :(

[the_best_noob]

Smashing my knuckles. I know some people can get their hand smashed on a table and be fine but it takes me at least 10 minutes to regain use of my hand.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Didn't you say you only buy one type of pants because you like them so much? Or was that shoes... :erm:

That was shoes. And last time when I went to re-buy them they had stopped making them and I had to get a new kind that I don't like nearly as much. :(

Poor Pike. :(

[Pumpkin]

I am terrible when it comes to pain. I will whine over a paper cut or hitting my hand against my other hand. My boyfriend then finds it amazing that I can put an earring through my ear when the hole is pretty much closed up in the back (but not entirely closed) and be just fine and also I've given birth twice (once with twins) no epidural and I dealt with it fine, better than having to go to the bathroom after the birth. (Fine being relative, it involved a lot of me whimpering and saying "I don't want to do this" to which I was told "You don't really have a choice at this point")

Pain I especially hate: Blood clot cramps. Boobs being squished. Also when my leg cramps and swells (this usually happens if I stretch while laying down at night) and I can't move it without agonizing pain. Hitting my funny bone.

[Laddy]

Banging my head into a door frame or whatever. You'd think I would have learned after 8 or so years of being a tall-ass mothersmurfer.

smurfin noobs

You all never had
TOE CRAMPS?
This. Toe Cramps suck and I get them every time I wake up and bed-stretch. It makes me not want to wake up. :(

[I Took the Red Pill]

Paper cuts. I mean seriously, why does something so insignificant hurt so bad?Yeah, this. The scene in Jackass where they're willingly giving themselves paper cuts between the toes and fingers and on the mouth is unbearable.

[Bubba]

You know, you guys really ought to be more careful.