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the_best_noob
02-20-2013, 03:14 AM
Since we seem to be having a lot lately, I'll post my favorite forum game. I'll start with a word, and the next word has to be a noun and has to one-up the next one.
For example: pool
Pool of acid
Sodium bicarbonate to neutralize the acid
And so on and so on.
The starter word shall be: blanket
Formalhaut
02-20-2013, 11:05 AM
Blanket of wool.
the_best_noob
02-20-2013, 11:51 AM
Electric Blanket
Mirage
02-20-2013, 11:57 AM
Electric sheep to make the electric blanket of wool.
Am I doing it right?!
the_best_noob
02-20-2013, 11:58 AM
Your Mareep evolved into Ampharos!
Mirage
02-20-2013, 12:01 PM
If that is a pokemon joke, I didn't get it. I don't play those games.
Formalhaut
02-20-2013, 06:07 PM
Ampharos is yellow.
the_best_noob
02-20-2013, 08:09 PM
If that is a pokemon joke, I didn't get it. I don't play those games.
Failed:(
In any case, blue because blue is better than yellow
Mercen-X
02-20-2013, 08:49 PM
Yellow is supposedly the color of the sun.
Formalhaut
02-20-2013, 11:24 PM
The sun is supposedly INCREDIBLY hot.
the_best_noob
02-21-2013, 12:51 AM
Emma stone is hotter
Mercen-X
02-21-2013, 02:08 AM
Hotter than a Canadian in Tijuana.
Formalhaut
02-21-2013, 02:09 AM
Canada produces Maple Syrup.
Mercen-X
02-21-2013, 04:14 AM
The Maple Leaf is lame.
Formalhaut
02-21-2013, 07:31 PM
A lame horse is unfit for racing.
the_best_noob
02-21-2013, 08:07 PM
Flying > racing
Formalhaut
02-21-2013, 08:29 PM
Driving a car is more dangerous than flying.
the_best_noob
02-21-2013, 10:58 PM
Moller Skycar
Mercen-X
02-22-2013, 03:24 AM
Moller of the Favorite Harmonia.
Mercen-X
02-24-2013, 08:14 PM
My Favorite Martian
Formalhaut
02-24-2013, 08:29 PM
Martians have fictionally attacked us for many years.
the_best_noob
02-24-2013, 08:55 PM
We stole the Martians spaceship and put machine gun turrets on them, effectively making them better
Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 12:26 AM
Machine gun turrets are prone to jamming.
the_best_noob
02-25-2013, 12:40 AM
If you use Machine Laser guns (purely fictional), they can't jam
Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 01:06 AM
Machine laser guns have a nasty habit of overheating, then exploding.
In my universe, insanely powerful weapons have a tendency to backfire :p
Mercen-X
02-25-2013, 01:15 AM
Exploding guns are often in men's trousers.
Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 01:17 AM
Pant explosions went up over 200% with the advent of the new penis laser enhancer.
Mercen-X
02-25-2013, 03:50 AM
Advent Children is loved by haters.
Shorty
02-25-2013, 04:34 AM
Children are the worst.
the_best_noob
02-25-2013, 11:52 AM
Babies tend to cry. Alot. Really loud.
Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 04:00 PM
Crying is often a defence mechanism in case of harm or attack, to warn others. In the modern age, crying is now often used to signify anger or annoyance.
Skunks squirt smelly spray out of their ass as a defense mechanism.
Mercen-X
02-25-2013, 04:13 PM
Skunks crump when the jam is up-pumped, but they spunk punks who all up in they junk with pheromous gunk leaving them stinky, stanky, stunk.
the_best_noob
02-25-2013, 09:00 PM
I was going to make a remark on the spelling of the word based off pheromone, but that isn't a word. Therefore I have no correction.
In any case, other forms of song are better than rap
Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 09:04 PM
I cannot stand rap.
the_best_noob
02-25-2013, 11:28 PM
I, however, can sit rap
Mercen-X
02-26-2013, 01:27 AM
I can sit and wrap gifts
Formalhaut
02-26-2013, 02:35 PM
Many shopping centres offer gift-wrapping services.
Mercen-X
02-26-2013, 07:21 PM
Window shoppings sucks elephant balls.
the_best_noob
02-27-2013, 01:28 AM
Your gifts would get squished by elephant balls
Formalhaut
03-03-2013, 02:16 AM
Elephant balls are known to be referred to as "Golden Balls", in slight reference to how valuable ivory tusks are.
Golden Balls is also the nickname of David Beckham.
Mercen-X
03-03-2013, 03:02 AM
"Golden slivers" is often mistaken by dyslexics for the Christmas song "Silver and Gold."
the_best_noob
03-03-2013, 10:51 AM
Silver and Gold is a much worse Christmas song than Silver Bells
WildRaubtier
03-03-2013, 03:06 PM
Silver is a terrible metal for constructing bells.
Mercen-X
03-03-2013, 05:13 PM
9/11 was just SO terrible.
Formalhaut
03-03-2013, 05:34 PM
Terrible, along with other adjectives and emotions, is generally subjective.
Mercen-X
03-03-2013, 07:29 PM
African immigrants were subjected to subjugation by substantially dickish American asswipes.
the_best_noob
03-04-2013, 11:21 AM
African immigrants being subjected to subjugation by dickish American asswipes helped build the economy of the U.S.
WildRaubtier
03-04-2013, 01:45 PM
The economy of the U.S was used by dickish American asswipes to subject the world to substantial subjugation.
Mercen-X
03-07-2013, 04:22 AM
Substitute substantial subjugation for serious usurpation of global equities via demonstrations of power.
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