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the_best_noob
02-20-2013, 04:14 AM
Since we seem to be having a lot lately, I'll post my favorite forum game. I'll start with a word, and the next word has to be a noun and has to one-up the next one.

For example: pool
Pool of acid
Sodium bicarbonate to neutralize the acid
And so on and so on.


The starter word shall be: blanket

Formalhaut
02-20-2013, 12:05 PM
Blanket of wool.

the_best_noob
02-20-2013, 12:51 PM
Electric Blanket

Mirage
02-20-2013, 12:57 PM
Electric sheep to make the electric blanket of wool.

Am I doing it right?!

the_best_noob
02-20-2013, 12:58 PM
Your Mareep evolved into Ampharos!

Mirage
02-20-2013, 01:01 PM
If that is a pokemon joke, I didn't get it. I don't play those games.

Formalhaut
02-20-2013, 07:07 PM
Ampharos is yellow.

the_best_noob
02-20-2013, 09:09 PM
If that is a pokemon joke, I didn't get it. I don't play those games.
Failed:(

In any case, blue because blue is better than yellow

Mercen-X
02-20-2013, 09:49 PM
Yellow is supposedly the color of the sun.

Formalhaut
02-21-2013, 12:24 AM
The sun is supposedly INCREDIBLY hot.

the_best_noob
02-21-2013, 01:51 AM
Emma stone is hotter

Mercen-X
02-21-2013, 03:08 AM
Hotter than a Canadian in Tijuana.

Formalhaut
02-21-2013, 03:09 AM
Canada produces Maple Syrup.

Mercen-X
02-21-2013, 05:14 AM
The Maple Leaf is lame.

Formalhaut
02-21-2013, 08:31 PM
A lame horse is unfit for racing.

the_best_noob
02-21-2013, 09:07 PM
Flying > racing

Formalhaut
02-21-2013, 09:29 PM
Driving a car is more dangerous than flying.

Jinx
02-21-2013, 11:45 PM
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

the_best_noob
02-21-2013, 11:58 PM
Moller Skycar

Mercen-X
02-22-2013, 04:24 AM
Moller of the Favorite Harmonia.

Mercen-X
02-24-2013, 09:14 PM
My Favorite Martian

Formalhaut
02-24-2013, 09:29 PM
Martians have fictionally attacked us for many years.

the_best_noob
02-24-2013, 09:55 PM
We stole the Martians spaceship and put machine gun turrets on them, effectively making them better

Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 01:26 AM
Machine gun turrets are prone to jamming.

the_best_noob
02-25-2013, 01:40 AM
If you use Machine Laser guns (purely fictional), they can't jam

Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 02:06 AM
Machine laser guns have a nasty habit of overheating, then exploding.


In my universe, insanely powerful weapons have a tendency to backfire :p

Mercen-X
02-25-2013, 02:15 AM
Exploding guns are often in men's trousers.

Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 02:17 AM
Pant explosions went up over 200% with the advent of the new penis laser enhancer.

Mercen-X
02-25-2013, 04:50 AM
Advent Children is loved by haters.

Shorty
02-25-2013, 05:34 AM
Children are the worst.

the_best_noob
02-25-2013, 12:52 PM
Babies tend to cry. Alot. Really loud.

Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 05:00 PM
Crying is often a defence mechanism in case of harm or attack, to warn others. In the modern age, crying is now often used to signify anger or annoyance.

Jinx
02-25-2013, 05:04 PM
Skunks squirt smelly spray out of their ass as a defense mechanism.

Mercen-X
02-25-2013, 05:13 PM
Skunks crump when the jam is up-pumped, but they spunk punks who all up in they junk with pheromous gunk leaving them stinky, stanky, stunk.

the_best_noob
02-25-2013, 10:00 PM
I was going to make a remark on the spelling of the word based off pheromone, but that isn't a word. Therefore I have no correction.

In any case, other forms of song are better than rap

Formalhaut
02-25-2013, 10:04 PM
I cannot stand rap.

the_best_noob
02-26-2013, 12:28 AM
I, however, can sit rap

Mercen-X
02-26-2013, 02:27 AM
I can sit and wrap gifts

Formalhaut
02-26-2013, 03:35 PM
Many shopping centres offer gift-wrapping services.

Mercen-X
02-26-2013, 08:21 PM
Window shoppings sucks elephant balls.

the_best_noob
02-27-2013, 02:28 AM
Your gifts would get squished by elephant balls

Formalhaut
03-03-2013, 03:16 AM
Elephant balls are known to be referred to as "Golden Balls", in slight reference to how valuable ivory tusks are.

Golden Balls is also the nickname of David Beckham.

Mercen-X
03-03-2013, 04:02 AM
"Golden slivers" is often mistaken by dyslexics for the Christmas song "Silver and Gold."

the_best_noob
03-03-2013, 11:51 AM
Silver and Gold is a much worse Christmas song than Silver Bells

WildRaubtier
03-03-2013, 04:06 PM
Silver is a terrible metal for constructing bells.

Mercen-X
03-03-2013, 06:13 PM
9/11 was just SO terrible.

Formalhaut
03-03-2013, 06:34 PM
Terrible, along with other adjectives and emotions, is generally subjective.

Mercen-X
03-03-2013, 08:29 PM
African immigrants were subjected to subjugation by substantially dickish American asswipes.

the_best_noob
03-04-2013, 12:21 PM
African immigrants being subjected to subjugation by dickish American asswipes helped build the economy of the U.S.

WildRaubtier
03-04-2013, 02:45 PM
The economy of the U.S was used by dickish American asswipes to subject the world to substantial subjugation.

Mercen-X
03-07-2013, 05:22 AM
Substitute substantial subjugation for serious usurpation of global equities via demonstrations of power.