stereotype.fm

[Jowy]

http://stereotype.fm/

open your music playlist, hit shuffle five times, and see what compiles for each artist and how many stereotypes match up with you.

Q: Have you ever taken self-defence classes?
A: Yes!
Alkaline Trio - 45%

Q: Do you eat meat?
A: No!
Of Montreal - 18%

Q: Are you often late?
A: No!
Foreigner - 12%

Q: Do you enjoy meaningless sex?
A: Yes!
Kendrick Lamar - 38%

Q: Have you ever gone a week without showering?
A: Yeah, no big deal!
Andrew Jihad Jackson - 68%

3/5 - i eat meat and smell nice.

[themagicroundabout]

Augustus Pablo ... we don't have enough data for this artist yet

Desmond Dekker ... we don't have enough data for this artist yet

Q: Have you ever been fired from a job?
A: Yes, I have
Fugees 50%

The Meters ... we don't have enough information on this artist yet

Q: Have you ever taken hard drugs (stronger than weed)?
A: Yes
The Pharcyde 72%

1/2

[Jinx]

This confuses me.

[Formalhaut]

This confuses me.

[Shorty]

Q: Do you own a gun?
A: No, I don't
Rilo Kiley - 100%

Q: Do you have any tattoos?
A: I have one
Modest Mouse - 14%

Q: Would you check condoms to see if they've expired before using them?
A: No, I don't bother
The White Stripes - 13%

Q: Who do you prefer?
A: Redheads
CocoRosie - 15%

Q: Can you lick your elbow?
A: Yeah I can
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 12%

Am I doing it right? I was also confused. And I had the same questions pop up over and over.

[Jowy]

Sarah and magicroundabout did it right. Shuffle, put five artists in, and see what you get. Just remember to list how many stereotypes you match.

[Clo]

Artists:
1. Yelle
2. YACHT
3. Yann Tiersen
4. The Futureheads
5. The Tallest Man on Earth

Apparently this means I donate to charity, read on the toilet, consumed alcohol recently, I've taken a naughty picture of myself, I've broken someone's heart, giving a wrong phone number, I'm an atheist, I'm tall.

A mix of true and untrue. Mostly true.

[Jinx]

Sarah and magicroundabout did it right. Shuffle, put five artists in, and see what you get. Just remember to list how many stereotypes you match.

Yeah, I'm still confused as trout.

Oh wait. I get it.

Q: Did you have an imaginary child as a friend?
A: Yes, don't tell anyone...
Ingrid Michaelson 35%

Q: Are you afraid of spiders?
A: Yes, I hate them.
Sia 57%

Q: Cats or dogs?
A: Woof!
Janelle Monae 78%

Q: Do you wear glasses?
A: Yes.
Sarah McLachlan 56%

Q: Would you kiss on the first date?
A: No, I don't think so.
Grizzly Bear 11%

Of these, I prefer dogs and wear glasses.

YOU DON'T KNOW trout ABOUT ME STEREOTYPE.FM

[Rantz]

Q: Do you enjoy meaningless sex?
A: Hell yeah!
Chet Baker: 46%

Q: Who do you prefer?
A: Redheads
They Might Be Giants: 33%

Q: Do you read on the toilet?
A: Yeah, I often take reading material
The Band: 72%

Q: Which best describes your political beliefs?
A: Conservative / Right-wing
Jack Johnson: 13%

Q: Have you consumed any alcoholic beverage in the last 24 hours?
A: I'm drunk right now
Misfits: 11%

2/5. Ish. I do prefer redheads at least.

[fire_of_avalon]

My guess is we're just posting the answer to the top question for each artist? Cause that's what I did.

Q: Are you a registered organ donor?
A: No, I don't want to be.
Seether: 24%, untrue for foa. I am a registered organ donor.

Q: Who do you prefer?
A: Blondes
Foo Fighters: 8%. Untrue for foa. I have no real hair color preference.

Q: Do you support same sex marriage?
A: No, I don't think it should be an option.
Rise Against: 11%. Definitely untrue for foa. Also, I don't think that is even remotely true for 11% of Rise Against fans. Smells like bullshit to foa.

Q: Do you think you look silly when you dance?
A: I try not to dance in public
Chevelle: 54%. Untrue for foa. I dance whenever the muse strikes. Which is too often for the comfort of some people.

There's not enough data for Bruce Hornsby. I expect sharky will need to get on that soon.

Q: Have you ever been arrested?
A: Yes.
Tom Waits: 19%. foa is not among the 19% and has never been arrested.

[Citizen Bleys]

The first 5 bands I listen to do not exist on stereotype.fm.

Am...am I a hipster?