Food Poisoning

[sharkythesharkdogg]

It got shion and myself. We were betrayed by a loaf of Nature's Own (http://www.naturesownbread.com/). We're both moping around slowly waiting for death. It's not the worst I've had, but it's the longest lasting. It just won't go away for either of us. :cry:

So let's hear the stories. Which food has betrayed you.

[Jinx]

I once ate week-old takeout.

To be fair, I was asking for it.

[Faris]

Thank god for my iron stomach. The worst I get is stomach cramps when I get food poisoning.

Also, never eat at a zoo. That was the worst.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I once ate week-old takeout.

To be fair, I was asking for it.

Supposedly this bread is good for another week, but it's the only common factor. No mold, tasted normal, ec. :mad2: The night she got sick we ate all the same things, except she had some peanut butter bread. 2 days later, we both had soup, but I was the only one to have a grilled cheese sandwich. Plus the "forensic" evidence from my "purging" shows that my body was pissed at that bread. :|

[Chris]

I have eaten the weirdest things imaginable without getting sick, yet, a Granny Smith apple got to me. Fresh produce, for God's sake. :(

[Araciel]

Nope

[Pike]

I don't know if I've ever gotten food poisoning. I tell you what, though, I once accidentally bit into some super moldy cheese and I'm really surprised I survived

[Jinx]

I don't know if I've ever gotten food poisoning. I tell you what, though, I once accidentally bit into some super moldy cheese and I'm really surprised I survived

Try eating a whole piece of sandwich meat, then seeing the next two or three pieces in the package have green spots.

[Agent Proto]

I don't think I've been legitimately poisoned by food. I do remember having bad experience with some food, but nothing that lasted for days due to bad food.

[Pumpkin]

I could actually eat food today other than carrot sticks. I mean I still got queasy but this is an improvement. Poor sharky just got it last night so he still needs more time before he can basically move :(. Hopefully his system is better able to deal with it so it doesn't last as long for him.

[qwertysaur]

I should have gotten Salmonella from all the cookie dough and cake batter I've eaten over the years, but not yet. :quina:

[fire_of_avalon]

I've never had food poisoning, because I'm genetically superior.

It's my mutant power.

[Shorty]

I don't know if I've ever gotten food poisoning. I tell you what, though, I once accidentally bit into some super moldy cheese and I'm really surprised I survived

Try eating a whole piece of sandwich meat, then seeing the next two or three pieces in the package have green spots.

FUCK this happened to me over the weekend. aaaaugh I wanted to puke but it was already digested.

I mostly have a pretty hardy stomach, except when it comes to milk products. I've never had food poisoning from store-bought products, though, just takeout or fast food. How weird that you got it from bread!

[Sephex]

I was a kid and had some sort of food poisoning that caused me to vomit everywhere I turned. I then craved orange juice for no reason and drank a full glass pretty fast.

My stomach laughed at me and the juice basically did a U-turn out of my stomach, untouched for the most part.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've never had food poisoning because I have an iron stomach. I imagine it would suck.

[Gu-fu-fu]

I never know whether it is food poisoning or a stomach flu. Wait, stomach flu exists right? I always have trouble tracing back the culprit, so I always guess it's something contagious I caught? Probably not true now that I think about it.

I never remember eating anything funky, and every time I do eat something and think, "uh-oh" I never get sick.

I remember when I was in middle school I went to the movies with friends, and had to run out of Titanic and puke in the bathroom of the theater. I was sick for days... I'm pretty sure it wasn't the movie.

I feel your pain though, my doctor put me on a new med that often causes nausea. well, this time it caused "oh god, just let me die" nausea and vomiting that lasted a full day until I could tolerate water in small sips again. And chills and shaking. And I'm pretty sure I got puke on my cat at one point. She was trying to be comforting and didn't get it when I shoved her away...

3 days later I can eat, but ugh, still get dizzy moving around too much.

I hope you are both better right quick!

I envy those of you with iron stomachs sooooooo much. :mad2: :(

[ChristinaVera]

STOP EATING THE FOOD OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND GO FOR SOME HEALTHY DIETS AT HOME JUST COOK IT YOURSELF

[Jinx]

STOP EATING THE FOOD OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND GO FOR SOME HEALTHY DIETS AT HOME JUST COOK IT YOURSELF

Wow, sharky, shion. You aren't getting any sympathy from ChristianaVera.

[Night Fury]

I once got it reaaaaallly bad. I just had this bad feeling in my stomach. But it was the same day I got my lady week, so I figured it was just womby cramps. WRONG. I got home and went to pee and omg my bowels just opened. :(

Then I was in bed with the worst crippling stomach pain ever it was agony. Absolute agony. A few days later when I was feeling better, my then boyfriend took me for Chinese food. We had an argument and he just left me in town so I had to find a bus home. Got home and was just watching TV - then all of a sudden I was like "wooah, I feel a bit sic-" WOOAH projectile vomit. Noodles everywhere. Just awful times man. Awful.

Other than that my stomach is pretty good.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

STOP EATING THE FOOD OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND GO FOR SOME HEALTHY DIETS AT HOME JUST COOK IT YOURSELF

IT WAS BREAD FROM MY HOUSE!!!! I WAS IN MY HOME EATING HEALTHY, AND IT STILL HAPPENED. I FEEL TRAPPED. GUIDE ME WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK WISDOM, VERA.

WHAT.

DO.

[Psychotic]

I once got tricked into eating vegetarian sausages. smurf your hippie sawdust trout you mothersmurfers. I think my stomach realised what had happened and rejected it to stop me turning into an unwashed lowlife. I punched three pigs to death with my bare hands just to spite vegetarians everywhere after that.

[Shorty]

Worth it.

[Unbreakable Will]

I've never had food poisoning. Ever.
:smug:

[Pike]

STOP EATING THE FOOD OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND GO FOR SOME HEALTHY DIETS AT HOME JUST COOK IT YOURSELF

I think I would be more apt to get food poisoning from this