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Mercen-X
02-22-2013, 03:12 AM
Cloud:
I'm down in the Temple
And now I've got
To defeat this Demon Wall
First the Red Dragon
And now this sh$t too
I'm having second thoughts
About this Sephiroth
I feel a kinship in my pants
Maybe he and I can work something out
I know we're trying to save the world
I've been told by these two girls
When he asks, this is what I'll say to him:

I'm not gonna let you cast meteor
Even if it's true that I love you, you see
I'm not gonna let you become a god
Because you're murderous and, I'm sorry, but you're smurfing nuts
I'm not gonna allow you to have your way
Unless your way is having me in bed at a hotel room at the new Gold Saucer resort

Sephiroth:
They learned the HARD way
What can I say?
I'm one sadistic queer
My long-ass sword
Shanked Aerith in the back
But that's not a sexual thang
I know what you're think, dang
She is not the one that I want to bang!
I would rather have that Cloud
I know I'm a little crazy
But maybe you can save me
Not too-far gone, I'm just lonely and I'm waiting to be loved

If you want me, then stop me
'Fore I cast this spell that will destroy this sh$tty world
If you want me, then take me
I will be your slave, 'cause role reversal is unbelievably hot
But when you touch me, remember well
You're gonna have to be touph 'cause you know I like it rough, you can cuff me to the railing if you want

Cloud:
Promise me you'll leave the light on
So I can see your Masamune's long
Sephiroth:
Cloud, my dear, face away so I can say

Tifa can't love you like I can
She's complacent and doesn't trust her own memories
Aerith won't touch you like I will
I'm stronger and I can be brutal in my lust
Cloud:
I'm sure you'll enjoy it when I come... around
Again, I will make you believe
Nobody else can make you come... back
2Life, resurrect you and Cure3 you like me

Tifa:
Oh, my god, I can't believe these guys
Aerith:
All that they can do is talk
Fight each other with their... swords
Tifa:
Aerith, how 'bout we..?
Aerith:
Try experimenting with each other?
Both:
Two girls is more enticing than two guys.


Sephiroth:
(Didn't I kill her?)
Cloud:
(Pheonix Down.)
Sephiroth:
(:colbert:)