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Laddy
02-26-2013, 08:55 AM
My mom said I was like Carlton once.

...Yay?

Huckleberry Quin
02-26-2013, 09:19 AM
"Hey, I bet you'd love this Final Fantasy forum I go to."

Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-26-2013, 10:25 AM
I ain't even phased, brah

Wait so did she mean like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE

Maybe she was complimenting your sweet moves!

Yar
02-26-2013, 11:18 AM
My mom called me a son of a bitch once. I followed it up with a sarcastic "don't talk about my mother like that"

Night Fury
02-26-2013, 11:45 AM
A Flat-Chested Moomin.

:(

Sephex
02-26-2013, 11:54 AM
Some kid in Jr. High called me Metallica Breath. I am still trying to figure that one out.

Pike
02-26-2013, 12:02 PM
Funniest insult I've ever received: Once I made the mistake of putting my voice on a YouTube video and leaving the comments open and before long people were telling me that I sounded like a "gay Asian with a cold."

It was actually really funny.

Bubba
02-26-2013, 01:50 PM
"You look like Gary Lucy"

After stating that I look nothing like this "actor" the same person went on to say...

"Actually, you look more like Gary Lucy than Gary Lucy does"

Chris
02-26-2013, 01:56 PM
When I visited my older sis in London last summer, I was hanging out with some of her friends. I thought I was cool (I had been practizing my British accent), when one of her friends told me that I was too American. :stare: I was crushed. But to be fair, someone from London, sounds awfully a lot like someone from Utah, or something like that.

Formalhaut
02-26-2013, 04:42 PM
The worst insults? Their all one-worders.

"Useless". "Worthless". "Pathetic".

Jinx
02-26-2013, 04:44 PM
Someone once told me I look like Kristen Stewart.

maybee
02-26-2013, 04:46 PM
" You're so fucking idiotic and I hope you go hang yourself with a rope ".

qwertysaur
02-26-2013, 04:57 PM
"You need to be lazier in your work." :p It makes sense in context at least.

Shorty
02-26-2013, 05:58 PM
Laddy, that's ridiculous. We all know Carlton is 100% bonafide heterosexual.

Shauna
02-26-2013, 06:32 PM
You are a smelly pirate hooker, go back to your home on whore island.

Denmark
02-26-2013, 07:20 PM
the worst insults are actions

Parker
02-26-2013, 07:34 PM
"Your posts are Denmark-like in quality"

:(

Mercen-X
02-26-2013, 08:23 PM
I... I.... I..... I..... I DON'T KNOW!

Loony BoB
02-27-2013, 05:26 PM
The worst insult I've ever received

The worst insult

"The worst" insult

Yeah, someone calls me "The worst" every now and then. >=(

Seriously, though, I don't know if this is supposed to be about the worst (most insulting) insults I've received or the worst (most stupid/pathetic excuses for insults) insults I've received...

Shorty
02-27-2013, 06:02 PM
:aimkiss:

Steve
02-27-2013, 08:47 PM
The worst insult I've ever received? God knows I've received a few but the worst one:

Average.

Calling someone average is worst than calling someone bad, it's like saying "Yo! dude, you aint even terrible enough to be classed as bad but you're not good enough to be good either." smurf you average!

Alternatively there's one I delivered before to someone else but it apparently elicits a most stern response:

"I hope on your next visit to the toilet you push out a hedgehog and that this causes you much stress and pain."

I snipped this for a good reason and this isn't even on topic. You are on thin ice, my friend. ~Shorty

TrollHunter
02-27-2013, 08:51 PM
"I hope you step on a hotwheel"
:(
In all serious i dont know, i tend to forget most insults i get called
People tend to ask me if im gay a lot, does that count?

Sephex
02-27-2013, 09:15 PM
"I hope you step on a hotwheel"
:(
In all serious i dont know, i tend to forget most insults i get called
People tend to ask me if im gay a lot, does that count?

Jesus, man! Your the TROLLHUNTER! You're supposed to contain this kind of thing!

the_best_noob
02-27-2013, 09:26 PM
My dad told me I was worthless and I should go die. Then he punched me.

Loony BoB
02-27-2013, 10:20 PM
The worst insult I've ever received? God knows I've received a few but the worst one:

Average.

Calling someone average is worst than calling someone bad, it's like saying "Yo! dude, you aint even terrible enough to be classed as bad but you're not good enough to be good either." smurf you average!

Alternatively there's one I delivered before to someone else but it apparently elicits a most stern response:



I snipped this for a good reason and this isn't even on topic. You are on thin ice, my friend. ~Shorty
Hell, you're better than average, you're adequately satisfactory!

Faris
02-27-2013, 10:36 PM
Oh I've heard them all: stupid, fat, worthless, ugly, ginger, Canadian, pirate...

TrollHunter
02-27-2013, 11:36 PM
"I hope you step on a hotwheel"
:(
In all serious i dont know, i tend to forget most insults i get called
People tend to ask me if im gay a lot, does that count?

Jesus, man! Your the TROLLHUNTER! You're supposed to contain this kind of thing!

I contain witty rebuttals and smartass remarks. I care little about insults thrown at me. That is the way of the hunter.

Citizen Bleys
02-28-2013, 12:38 AM
I'm torn between "I hope you get dick cancer" and everyone who's ever thought I was an American.

Shorty
02-28-2013, 12:39 AM
You're not American?

Madame Adequate
02-28-2013, 12:45 AM
Course he is, he lives in North America doesn't he?

Citizen Bleys
02-28-2013, 12:47 AM
You're not American?

You think I won't kill you.

Shorty
02-28-2013, 12:47 AM
:love:

From about ages 16-18, people regularly stopped me in various locations (Utah, Las Vegas and Idaho) and took me for Avril Lavigne. I was generally horribly disgusted each time.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-28-2013, 01:06 AM
Oh I've heard them all: stupid, fat, worthless, ugly, ginger, Canadian, pirate...

Who :mad2:

I'll deliver their booty to ya :smug:

Jinx
02-28-2013, 01:32 AM
Oh I've heard them all: stupid, fat, worthless, ugly, ginger, Canadian, pirate...

Never been called ginger, Canadian, or pirate, but the rest--yes.

/me hugs Faris

Denmark
02-28-2013, 01:34 AM
i've been called ginger but never seriously taken it as an insult

pathetic's a pretty harsh one

Faris
02-28-2013, 01:48 AM
The worst is clearly being reminded that I'm Canadian and ginger. Oh the horror! :crying: seriously though the last three were meant as jokes :shobon:

Shlup
02-28-2013, 03:03 AM
My senior English teacher told my mom I wasn't cut out for college. My mother kept this from me until after I had graduated with honors and was going for my teaching degree, but I admit I was disappointed to hear that teacher had retired by the time I was subbing at my old high school. I wanted to be all "I got the same job as you, bitch!"

TrollHunter
02-28-2013, 03:36 AM
My senior English teacher told my mom I wasn't cut out for college. My mother kept this from me until after I had graduated with honors and was going for my teaching degree, but I admit I was disappointed to hear that teacher had retired by the time I was subbing at my old high school. I wanted to be all "I got the same job as you, bitch!"

OH, this reminded me. My old middle school gym coach told me I was going to be a nobody when I grew up.
Backstory: He was so overweight he needed a 3 pronged cane to walk, and his health was unreliable at best. Not to mention he was worthless as a coach. He's partially given me the drive to come back and shove a degree right up his ass, I'll give him that.

NorthernChaosGod
02-28-2013, 03:51 AM
:love:

From about ages 16-18, people regularly stopped me in various locations (Utah, Las Vegas and Idaho) and took me for Avril Lavigne. I was generally horribly disgusted each time.

I'd still stick all kinds of dick to her; why would that be a bad comparison? :p

Shorty
02-28-2013, 06:38 AM
Because I couldn't stand her at the time and she's pretty damn annoying!

Pumpkin
02-28-2013, 06:43 AM
I got called a bitch today by a girl who was upset that I was complaining about the American healthcare system while using up her tax paying dollars to sit on welfare. Thing is, I am not now, nor have I ever been, on welfare. I pretty much just ignored that one because I mean, really.

My ex boyfriend called me a stupid :bou::bou::bou::bou: a few times. And stupid. The stupid was particularly insulting because it was like having an obese person call you fat.

NorthernChaosGod
02-28-2013, 08:56 PM
Because I couldn't stand her at the time and she's pretty damn annoying!

You're annoying. :colbert:

Rantz
02-28-2013, 09:18 PM
98th percentile. :colbert:

In seriousness, being called boring/apathetic/dull/dispassionate probably stings the most because it's what hits closest to home. But I take it in stride. :D What infuriates me most is condescension, but that can encompass anything so it's probably off topic.