Bacon

[Night Fury]

We haven't had a food thread for a while.


Let's talk about the greatest thing ever - BACON.

I like mine grilled, really crispy and in a slightly toasted bun. Omg just heaven.... HEAVEN.
Also in a cheeseburger. A bacon topped cheeseburger is amazing.

Mmmm bacon...

[Denmark]

it's impossible to not like bacon

i prefer my bacon not QUITE fully crispy but i will eat it crispy. i like bacon on everything. in large quantities

[edczxcvbnm]

http://web.archive.org/web/20120115225804/http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/

http://web.archive.org/web/20120115225804im_/http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/bacon4.jpg

You cannot go wrong.

[Shoeberto]

http://web.archive.org/web/20120115225804/http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/

http://web.archive.org/web/20120115225804im_/http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/bacon4.jpg

You cannot go wrong.
GODDAMN. I was trying to find that article a few months ago and couldn't! It was driving me crazy!

I think the bacon craze is getting way out of hand. My coworker showed me bacon shaving cream the other day. The Worse Things For Sale had bacon lube on the frontpage today. Some people like bacon but nobody loves bacon that much.

I don't particularly like bacon. But that's just me.

[Shorty]

I don't like crispy bacon. I'll eat it, but I prefer mine floppy and limp and barely cooked.

[edczxcvbnm]

http://web.archive.org/web/20120115225804/http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/

http://web.archive.org/web/20120115225804im_/http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/bacon4.jpg

You cannot go wrong.
GODDAMN. I was trying to find that article a few months ago and couldn't! It was driving me crazy!

I think the bacon craze is getting way out of hand. My coworker showed me bacon shaving cream the other day. The Worse Things For Sale had bacon lube on the frontpage today. Some people like bacon but nobody loves bacon that much.

I don't particularly like bacon. But that's just me.

The original website is now down. The only place to find this and Bacon Cereal/Bacon Cheese Bacon Burger is now the Way Back Machine.

[Night Fury]

I prefer mine floppy and limp

/thread

[Shorty]

oh good I thought I was the only one

The super fancy grocery store down the street sells bacon chocolate. :stare: It sounds terrible.

[Denmark]

oh yeah anything that's like "bacon flavored" or "bacon scented" or any of that nonsense is absolute garbage

there can be only one

[edczxcvbnm]

oh yeah anything that's like "bacon flavored" or "bacon scented" or any of that nonsense is absolute garbage

there can be only one

The bacon chocolate isn't bacon flavored or scented. It is a legit strip of bacon that has been dipped in chocolate. The experience is entirely underwhelming as you don't get enough of either flavor and it is just kind of flat :/

[Jinx]

I don't like crispy bacon. I'll eat it, but I prefer mine floppy and limp and barely cooked.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.

[Chris]

Best bacon in the entire universe:

http://letsgetrealshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Turkey-Bacon.jpg

I don't like piggy bacon that much. Too greasy.

[Madame Adequate]

Lookit them fools don't know the wonders of chocolate bacon.

[Pumpkin]

I like crispy bacon. I like to make some cracker snacks with mine. You take a cracker, put on a little tomato square, add a bit of crumbled bacon, top with cheese. Makes about 20 crackers with 4-5 slices of bacon. Then you microwave it until the cheese melts. It's very yummy.

[Parker]

I just had bacon from a local butcher instead of the supermarket and I basically JIMP'd all over the kitchen after taking that first bite

[Tigmafuzz]

I wish I had a whole plate of bacon right now ;_;

[NeoCracker]

Bacon is one of the most wonderful things in the history of ever. Now I want to listen to Jim Gaffigon talking about Bacon. :love:

[Araciel]

floppy bacon?? YOU MEAN UNCOOKED AND GROSS

fie on you all for wasting it.

:@

[Shorty]

Floppy bacon is superior.

[Quindiana Jones]

There's a supermarket in Guiyang that sells Elaborate Bacon.

I'm still not certain of the meaning...

[Jinx]

floppy bacon?? YOU MEAN UNCOOKED AND GROSS

fie on you all for wasting it.

:@

Crispy bacon takes all of the flavour out of it!


Floppy bacon is superior.

[Parker]

Ain't nothing floppy about me let me tell ya

[fire_of_avalon]

I don't like crispy bacon. I'll eat it, but I prefer mine floppy and limp and barely cooked.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
^


floppy bacon?? YOU MEAN UNCOOKED AND GROSS

fie on you all for wasting it.

:@
Wrong.

[Cloudane]

Direction of this thread:


I prefer mine floppy and limp


The experience is entirely underwhelming {snip} and it is just kind of flat :/


(now posts)

Stridin' in with superior parts, like a boss.

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Bacon is why there are so few vegetarians in the world and one of my biggest justifications for remaining omnivorous :D

The bacon itself shouldn't be crispy (full of flavour when it's soft and meaty!) but the fat should be. I can't normally stand bacon fat, when it's all flabby and floppy and flappy, it makes me hurl. When crisped up though, mmmmm

Also, best hangover cure. There's little that a good bacon sandwich won't cure after a night of heavy drinking, especially when combined with a coffee. (If it's really bad, there's the humble Full English Breakfast)

[Unbreakable Will]

Bacon is the mother fucking flavor of life, crispy and brittle is where it's at with my bacon. If it don't crunch I don't munch, ya dig?
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[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'm also in the softer bacon camp. I like to to be sizzling, but not crunchy or crispy.

The only time that's okay is if it's in a sandwich, because it makes it easier to bite through.

[Araciel]

Fools, the lot of ye.

crispy is where it's at, it has tons of flavour. Floppy bacon has too much grease and the cheaper bacon made mostly of fat is terrible that way.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Don't buy cheap bacon. You're better than that.

[Pheesh]

Everyone posting or arguing in this thread is wasting precious time that could be spent eating bacon.

wait... :mad:

[Denmark]

i had bacon with dinner last night, lunch today, and dinner tonight

plus there's leftovers from tonight which have bacon of course

those poor delicious pigs

[Jowy]

came to share positive feedback on floppy bacon and nothing more!

[Mirage]

I like bacon in all forms and states. I prefer it "medium rare", but even completely uncooked (as long as it is smoked) tastes delicious to me. Actually, I'll even eat chunks of frozen bacon and enjoy it.

[Pike]

I will eat bacon bits by the handful

[Goldenboko]

Crispy bacon or gtfo.

[Rye]

I helped to make bacon ice cream using dry ice.

Yes, bacon ice cream.

It resulted in a carbonated ice cream treat! I think it was actually pretty yummy, but I didn't care for the carbonation. I was also terrified that the dry ice wouldn't be fully sublimated, so I would bite into a chunk and give my tongue frost bite. But all was well! SCIENCE!

[Iceglow]

Bacon is pretty damn awesome. It has to be smoked bacon imho and actually I like my bacon pretty much cooked any which way, though perhaps unusually I like mine very much on the blue too. As in smoking it alone, is more than enough cooking. Has to be super fresh for that though so only when I first open a packet after it's been open more than a day it's cooked otherwise I might risk a food poisoning.