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Parker
03-07-2013, 07:12 PM
Iceglow and I were discussing death and Ghosts. We talked about who we would haunt if we passed away but couldn't go to heaven yet and I was thinking about a cool old movie I watched lately.

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"Ah, that was a good namechange".

Psy smiled and sat back in his posting chair, his latest prank complete.

"I wonder how long it will take Formy to realise his name is now Formoanhault, hehehe".

1am. Time for one more pot before bed. Nights had been sleepless lately, now that he was gone. But then again... it couldn't hurt to check one more time.

Psy opened a new tab and clicked the bookmark he'd made. Last login date: Two months ago. Of course he hadn't returned. It was impossible. Iceglow was dead.

The old record player worked just like it always did. The opening notes brought waves of nostalgia and loss and joy and grief all at once over Paul. Yes, the lyrics were true. Paul had hungered for that touch. Too late now, too bad. Deal with it already.

Paul sat at his stool, dipped his hands in water and kicked off his Crocs. He slapped a lump of greyish clay on the wheel and teased the pedal, keeping the speed low. He'd hate to make a splattery mess (more memories).

klok-klok, rustle, klok-klok, rustle

Psy whipped his head around, fringe flying. Nothing there. He must've imagined it. That sound though. So familiar... Whatever, maybe the record player was being weird or something.

His foot slipped, the pot flopped over half-formed. It was crap anyway. Uninspired. Psy no longer had his muse.

klok rustle klok rustle

Psy's heart raced. He realised that he finally recognised the sound. The klok of cowboy boots on hard floor. The rustle of double-denim. No, that would be impossible.

klokrustleklokrustleklok

Suddenly there were hands on his, someone else’s breath on his neck.

"I'm here. Do you want a hand?" whispered Steve.

"How? How can this be? You're supposed to be de-", a finger on his lips stopped his sentence.

"Hush now, let's see what we can do about this".

Psy felt the warmth behind him as Iceglow slowly guided his hands over the clay. The scent of Brut and hair gel filled his head and he just lost himself in the moment, savouring every second.

"I've m-missed you so much, Steve".

"I know, here is something to remember me by".

Psy could feel the clay between his fingers as Iceglow guided his hands upward now, the clay becoming somewhat cylindrical, but widened at the top in a sort of half sphere.

"Heh, this is gonna be longer than any post I've ever written, haha", Steve winked.

The work was over and done with too soon. Tools carved the surface making it veined (heinously so), fingers shaped the tip. It was delicate work that took time but it was still over too soon. Psy could've stayed in those hairy arms forever.

Psy awoke with a start and realised he was alone now. The wheel was off. The towering sculpture was drying under a heat lamp and miraculously alongside it was a beautifully-formed pot. The record slowly span, the needle had long raised itself off the grooves, there was only silence now.

Psy's phone went off - he'd received a PM.

"Excuse me, but I was wondering if you knew what had happened to my name..."

Psy smiled, he was finally ready to move on.
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If you were dead, who would you haunt and what would u do? It can be anyone. A loved one? A forum friend? A celebrity? Would you help them make a pot? Scare their enemies? Peep on them in the shower? Discuss.

Night Fury
03-07-2013, 07:16 PM
Ahahaha Parker this is amazeballs.

:lol:

But you do know you've just opened yourself up to some srs profile tinkering now? :D

Parker, I would haunt you.

Psychotic
03-07-2013, 07:18 PM
what the living fuck have i just read

Jinx
03-07-2013, 07:45 PM
I honestly think the greatest thing about that story was that Paul was wearing Crocs.

Steve
03-07-2013, 08:33 PM
ahahahahaha lmao I'm crying here though the days of double denim are long gone.These days it'd be more rock-a-billy with a leather jacket but sheesh I knew that convo would spawn a monster!!

NorthernChaosGod
03-07-2013, 08:37 PM
Jesus. xD

Steve
03-07-2013, 08:40 PM
not sure if the fact this is essentially the exact convo we had

Psychotic
03-07-2013, 08:53 PM
so should I rename Iceglow to double denim...?

Shorty
03-07-2013, 08:59 PM
I would haunt Philip for being a :poo:head.

Steve
03-07-2013, 09:00 PM
only if you publicly confess my rep comment on your post is true and state what it was

Denmark
03-07-2013, 09:03 PM
best post midyear ciddies 2013. it's over, you can all stop trying now

NorthernChaosGod
03-07-2013, 11:16 PM
so should I rename Iceglow to double denim...?

Yes.

Parker
03-08-2013, 02:46 AM
no one appears to have taken this thread seriously :confused:

maybee
03-08-2013, 06:47 AM
Christmas

Because like she was here for a while and then disappeared without a flash of warning.

What happened to her I wonder, If I was dead and a ghosty I'll know.

Denmark
03-08-2013, 07:04 AM
Christmas

all christmas does is come around and then LEAVE FOREVER

she's done it a bunch

anyway on topic since i see a bunch of other posts got delmurdered

i'd probably haunt someone famous since their life might actually be interesting

theundeadhero
03-08-2013, 08:51 PM
MY high school sweetheart.
Maybe then she would stop ignoring me.

Madame Adequate
03-08-2013, 09:44 PM
For funsies getting into japes hauntings, Pike. Or Psy.

For real scary driven-to-suicide hauntings? Mr. Albert Smith of Southend-on-Sea.

Tigmafuzz
03-08-2013, 10:43 PM
Shorty. Poltergeist style, tearing off her face looking in the bathroom mirror sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ sᴇᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ

Bunny
03-09-2013, 01:31 AM
MILF because that dude is weird and I'd probably see some crazy shit.