Unsolved Mysteries

[Calliope]

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In the town where I live, someone has been walking around in the middle of the night, sticky-taping hundreds of ziplock-bagged tortillas to power poles and the exterior of random buildings.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/96194bbb87476237381e897215a3de2b/tumblr_mjf4rzVhk01s7hcsdo1_1280.jpg

The culprit has not yet been caught, and us townsfolk are all on the lookout for someone buying bulk quantities of corn tortillas xD.

What strange things have you seen lately; other than the consumption of soup as a drink?

[Shorty]

Someone keeps leaving their oatmeal bowls in the sink. I have yet to catch the offender. :colbert:

[Mikztsu]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/38dce20e2a638ba273050f34555d877a/tumblr_mjdcdiz14R1s7hcsdo1_1280.jpg

In the town where I live, someone has been walking around in the middle of the night, sticky-taping hundreds of ziplock-bagged tortillas to power poles and the exterior of random buildings.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/96194bbb87476237381e897215a3de2b/tumblr_mjf4rzVhk01s7hcsdo1_1280.jpg

The culprit has not yet been caught, and us townsfolk are all on the lookout for someone buying bulk quantities of corn tortillas xD.

What strange things have you seen lately; other than the consumption of soup as a drink?

"Someone?" :roll2

[Chris]

Obama Lies (http://obamalies.net/)

Traitors! Show yourselves!

[fire_of_avalon]

This is kind of a common occurrence, but it really freaks me out when I see lone shoes on the side of the road. especially kids shoes. Someone needs those shoes!

[Parker]

That reminds me, I saw a stuffed bear on the side of a path today. It was soaked and dirty and I was depressed as heck because who could leave a teddy out in the rain like that?

[Calliope]

That reminds me, I saw a stuffed bear on the side of a path today. It was soaked and dirty and I was depressed as heck because who could leave a teddy out in the rain like that?

Daniel Towns, that's who :(

[Del Murder]

What strange things have you seen lately; other than the consumption of soup as a drink?
The corn tortillas I buy keep going missing from my cupboard.

[XxSephirothxX]

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/41720d1363068497-unsolved-mysteries-sadbatman.jpg
In January I saw sad Batman in Las Vegas. People being bummed in Vegas is pretty normal but you don't see a dejected Batman every day.

[Shorty]

Instagram would have a field day with that photo.

[Calliope]

The corn tortillas I buy keep going missing from my cupboard.

What's that? You were out of your house recently? :greenie:

[Miriel]

Not super recent but on the freeways of LA...

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[Night Fury]

Why is there just one prawn sitting on the bottom ledge of the freezer?

Who did the prawn belong too?

Why is it still there?

[Ashi]

The tortilla thing is really strange!! And I also think that a dejected looking Batman is no common sight at all. Also, I like that guy's tophat!

I don't remember any weird things lately but about two years ago I saw Darth Vader on the side of the road in London. I took a pic of him and he actually posed for me!!

[Loony BoB]

"Someone?" :roll2
Yeah, c'mon, Nicky, we know it's you. On a sidenote, that is all kinds of fantastic.


That reminds me, I saw a stuffed bear on the side of a path today. It was soaked and dirty and I was depressed as heck because who could leave a teddy out in the rain like that?

Daniel Towns, that's who :(
How could you ever accuse me of doing such a thing? You of all people should know how important I view stuffed toys! THEY HAVE ALTER EGOS AND EVERYTHING.

[theundeadhero]

I personally hope the tortilla bandit is never caught.

[Mikztsu]

I personally hope the tortilla bandit is never caught.

I'm sure she is careful. :greenie:

[Bubba]

I came in drunk the other night and it seems I passed out on the sofa instead of dragging myelf up to bed. Now this is not an altogether uncommon occurrence though the real mystery was to be revealed the following morning. When I opened the fridge it seems that someone had taken a huge bite out of my block of cheddar cheese.

Now, I was the only person in the house, the doors were locked and there was no obvious sign of a break-in. I honestly believe that in years to come, this will rank as one of the top three mysteries of all time. Along with the Bermuda Triangle and the continued success of Justin Bieber.

[Mikztsu]

I came in drunk the other night and it seems I passed out on the sofa instead of dragging myelf up to bed. Now this is not an altogether uncommon occurrence though the real mystery was to be revealed the following morning. When I opened the fridge it seems that someone had taken a huge bite out of my block of cheddar cheese.

Now, I was the only person in the house, the doors were locked and there was no obvious sign of a break-in. I honestly believe that in years to come, this will rank as one of the top three mysteries of all time. Along with the Bermuda Triangle and the continued success of Justin Bieber.

I love mysteries like these. Makes you question your own sanity.

[Bubba]

Indeed! The couple of crumbs of cheddar on the sofa seem to point to something... I'm just not sure what.

[Mikztsu]

Indeed! The couple of crumbs of cheddar on the sofa seem to point to something... I'm just not sure what.

I'm pretty familiar with mysteries like these as well, and I am afraid something might happen tonight, just not sure what. I always prefer to put the blame on birds and squirrels that like to hang on my yard and balcony. They always fuck things up.

[Calliope]

How could you ever accuse me of doing such a thing? You of all people should know how important I view stuffed toys! THEY HAVE ALTER EGOS AND EVERYTHING.

Oh yeah? Teddy down dere.

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I'm pretty familiar with mysteries like these as well, and I am afraid something might happen tonight, just not sure what. I always prefer to put the blame on birds and squirrels that like to hang on my yard and balcony. They always smurf things up.

Smiling birds and squirrels!

[Mikztsu]

:>) (*n.n*)

But these smurfs are real and they're not smiling. :(

[Shorty]

ahahaha is that second one a squirrel xD

[Loony BoB]

Oh yeah? Teddy down dere.
Don't you go bringing up Blue! I just couldn't keep hold of him at the time! I was something like THREE YEARS OLD ;_; And dammit, I made sure we went back for him.

[Shorty]

Daniel Towns, Teddy Abusist.

[Loony BoB]

You're a terrible heartless person if you think I'm a teddy abusist. I haven't thrown out a teddy EVER. Just dropped one. When I was three. And HE WAS FINE aside from his nose which got chipped. ;_;

[Mikztsu]

ahahaha is that second one a squirrel xD

Yes, I thought it was obvious. <-<

[Tigmafuzz]

Strange occurrences? There's this one lobster that keeps coming around and taping his drawings all over the room while I'm asleep. I caught him in the act once, but I had to let him go because I liked the drawing.

http://i.imgur.com/7YEhnWc.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/KHBOu23.jpg

Also I like the Jhonen Vasquez reference thread title.

[Greatermaximus]

Did you take the title to this thread from a T.V. series. I will point it out again that the title is redundant.

[Calliope]

You are redundant! LOVE LIVE ROBERT STACK!

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[Greatermaximus]

We've come a long way since those days. For adults that 'aliens' did it is the school days excuse 'my dog ate it'. When humans don't have to report everything to everyone you'd better believe there's mysteries.

[Unbreakable Will]

Someone keeps moving my keys, and my drinks, my food, my towels, my xbox controllers, my ps2 games...etc.etc.

Who could keep doing this... ah, wait. I have a two year old.
:shifty:

[krissy]

i'm naked, there's a Tijuanaian foot model sleeping on the bed, and the hotel staff keep knocking on the door shouting something in Russian

but the biggest mystery here is why i'm browsing eoff instead of trying to figure out the reason for this cell phone with 'launch codes' texts that was duct taped to my stomach

[Tigmafuzz]

Tijuanaian foot model

You met my lobster friend? He said he was a foot model once. And he does look kinda Mexican. Here's one of his profile shots from a sandal modelling job. If this is the same lobster, we may have quite a situation on our hands.

http://i.imgur.com/71NIt2q.jpg


Note: don't give him the launch codes

[theundeadhero]

Why do you keep posting pictures of my little sister?

[the_best_noob]

Obviously, the guy giving out tortillas is just trying to feed the homeless.

[Tigmafuzz]

Why do you keep posting pictures of my little sister?

...I swear she told me she was 18.

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[krissy]

that's her
i think she gave me crabs

[Tigmafuzz]

that's her
i think she gave me crabs

Should have used protection.

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[Unbreakable Will]

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