Steak and BJ Day

[NorthernChaosGod]

Today is Steak and Blowjob Day (http://www.steakandbjday.com/). Guys, are you girls treating you the tradition? I hope so. Girls, are you treating your guys to the tradition? If not, wtf is wrong with you? :colbert:

[Denmark]

i had meatloaf for dinner. that's the same animal as steak.

won't be participating in the other part though. :[

[Pike]

Nope it's Deus Ex day as far as I'm concerned

[Laddy]

It's Spring Break, I am literally the only person on campus. Today is Fallout Day.

[Leeza]

Vegetarians here. :) :cat:

[Bunny]

Every day is steak and blowjob day in the Bunny household.

[CimminyCricket]

I got ground beef and some rolled eyes.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Every day is steak and blowjob day in the Bunny household.

I'm jelly.

[krissy]

I'm jelly.

well that's not gonna help you during the second part of today

[Jinx]

I'm still waiting for my blowjob.

[Sephex]

It was a disaster. She ate my wing wang and then blew a piece of steak.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

If any of the guys need help with the BJ part, you know where I am. ;)

[Faris]

I got nothing on Valentines day so I'm not giving a BJ or cooking steak. :colbert:

[Parker]

a girl hasn't touched my penis in months

[Laddy]

You think that's bad? A girl has never touched my penis :(

[Denmark]

If any of the guys need help with the BJ part, you know where I am. ;)

YEAH LIKE ALL THE WAY UP IN CANADA BRO

too far to go when i can just, you know

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I promise it is worth it. :D

[Sephex]

You think that's bad? A girl has never touched my penis :(

What are you, ga--

Ohhhhh, clever man!

[Laddy]

I'm an 80's Sitcom character. I need new material. :(

[Shiny]

Bish please. Make me a steak and a peach cobbler then we'll see about a bj. /whathaveyoudoneformelately ooo ooo yeah

[CimminyCricket]

Bish please. Make me a steak and a peach cobbler then we'll see about a bj. /whathaveyoudoneformelately ooo ooo yeah

Typical woman, it's all about you you you (usually). All we men ask for is one bj a year, a week of them once a month 12 months a year, and whenever you don't feel like putting out. It's not like we're asking for a bj every day.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm still waiting for my blowjob.

You first. :colbert:

[Pumpkin]

We went out to dinner and he doesn't much like steak... but I did the rest of it

Why would they put this on the same day as pi(e) day? I can only keep track of one holiday at a time. :mad2:

[Quindiana Jones]

I think you could rename it to Steak and Peach Cobbler day without losing any of its meaning.

[Unbreakable Will]

Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
*leaves*
...
...
She slapped me.
:cry:

[CimminyCricket]

Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
*leaves*
...
...
She slapped me.
:cry:
Take it in stride, bro. I'm sleeping on the couch.

[Unbreakable Will]

Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
*leaves*
...
...
She slapped me.
:cry:
Take it in stride, bro. I'm sleeping on the couch.
My heart breaks for you on this wonderous, yet ruined, holiday.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

:smug:

[Madame Adequate]

If I tried this with Pike she'd tell me to fuck off. Not because she's got a problem with the day or anything, but no way is she going to spend time cooking or sexing when she could be playing videogames.

[CimminyCricket]

Nope it's Deus Ex day as far as I'm concerned


If I tried this with Pike she'd tell me to smurf off. Not because she's got a problem with the day or anything, but no way is she going to spend time cooking or sexing when she could be playing videogames.

We heard, sorry mang.

[Denmark]

Why would they put this on the same day as pi(e) day?

steak first, then BJ, then pie

the ultimate holiday

[drotato]

:colbert:

[I Took the Red Pill]

Wow. I went to a steakhouse for the first time in several months, but I didn't know about the holiday. Guess I have a sixth sense for steak related celebrations. Unfortunately no beej, but sex happened so ya

[Pumpkin]

Apparently we have decided on pork chop and BJ day this weekend to make up for the fact that we didn't fully celebrate the day.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
*leaves*
...
...
She slapped me.
:cry:

Sorry, bro.

[Pike]

I think shion and sharks are winning the thread at this point.

[G13]

Well, I got one of these gifts at least.

It wasn't the steak. :tongue:

[Shauna]

rofl no

[Night Fury]

Telling me it's Steak and BJ way is a sure fire way to make me not want to perform at all :colbert:

[Jinx]

It's steak and bj day?

Hope you know autofellatio.

[Pheesh]

Telling me it's Steak and BJ way is a sure fire way to make me not want to perform at all :colbert:

Everybody shut up!

[Shauna]

Too late man, the damage has been done!

[Pheesh]

:crying2:

[Night Fury]

Hey :doublecolbert:
Enough of this now

[Sephex]

It's steak and bj day?

Hope you know autofellatio.

While eating a steak. I just hope none gets in the pee hole.

[Unbreakable Will]

Ohh...oh that's just... you may have ruined steak for me.

[Quindiana Jones]

Telling me it's Steak and BJ way is a sure fire way to make me not want to perform at all :colbert:

Telling me it's your birthday is a sure fire way to make me not want to buy you presents. :doublecolbert:

[Night Fury]

Telling me it's Steak and BJ way is a sure fire way to make me not want to perform at all :colbert:

Telling me it's your birthday is a sure fire way to make me not want to buy you presents. :doublecolbert:

I don't want a present off you anyway! :triplecolbert:

[Shiny]

Bish please. Make me a steak and a peach cobbler then we'll see about a bj. /whathaveyoudoneformelately ooo ooo yeah

Typical woman, it's all about you you you (usually). All we men ask for is one bj a year, a week of them once a month 12 months a year, and whenever you don't feel like putting out. It's not like we're asking for a bj every day.
One bj per year sounds sad. :/

[Quindiana Jones]

Should I start asking for one a day, then? I've no idea the standard protocol for these sorts of scenarios.

[Shiny]

As long as ice cream is involved. I've always wanted to eat ice cream and have oral sex. It's a goal of mine.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Telling me it's Steak and BJ way is a sure fire way to make me not want to perform at all :colbert:

It's not like guys like Valentine's Day either. :doublecolbert:

[Yar]

I stopped observing this holiday when Hallmark took it and commercialized the hell out of it. :colbert:

[Madame Adequate]

It's steak and bj day?

Hope you know autofellatio.

I used to, when I was very thin. Now I'm too pudgy to be able to. :(

[Psychotic]

I was so in the spirit of this day that I hired Gordon Ramsay and a hooker. There was an... unfortunate... mix up.

[Denmark]

I was so in the spirit of this day that I hired Gordon Ramsay and a hooker. There was an... unfortunate... mix up.

the hooker tried to blow you?

[Psychotic]

Worse, I told her I wanted it medium rare and it came back medium well.

[Denmark]

the NERVE of some people. i hope you took care of that situation appropriately

[Sephex]

Worse, I told her I wanted it medium rare and it came back medium well.

Sounds like more of a psychotic Steak and BJ day.

[Raistlin]

Worse, I told her I wanted it medium rare and it came back medium well.

That should be punishable by jail time.

[Laddy]

It's Steak and BJ Day. Not Dead Cow and BJ day. :colbert:

[Jinx]

It's Steak and BJ Day. Not Dead Cow and BJ day. :colbert:

If you aren't eating it blue rare-medium rare, you can gtfo, des Lauriers.

[Laddy]

Medium Well. Because I'm not a pre-civilization provincial who doesn't know what a grill is. :colbert:

[Denmark]

a grill is a tool used to cook steak correctly, not burn it

[The Man]

what the fuck is the point of steak if you're just going to burn all the flavour out of it? cooking more than medium rare should be a criminal offence

[Parker]

Seriously. Frankly anything more than rare is questionable.

[Laddy]

I like my food, y'know, cooked. :colbert:

[Jinx]

That's not cooked. That's cremated.

[Denmark]

laddy why not just eat charcoal

it tastes the same and is way cheaper than burning steak

[Bunny]

I like my food, y'know, cooked. :colbert:

YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER.

[Laddy]

Ya bunch of Commies.

[The Man]

If not liking burnt food makes me a Communist, then I'm a proud Communist. :doublecolbert:

[Raistlin]

Only terrorists and terrorist sympathizers enjoy overcooked steak. Why do you hate America, Laddy?

[Jinx]

Only terrorists and terrorist sympathizers enjoy overcooked steak. Why do you hate America, Laddy?

The horrible truth comes out: the gays do have an agenda. It's overcooking their meat.

[Laddy]

We have a another Red Scare it seems. A Magenta Scare, if you please.

[Shlup]

I will give a shit about Steak and BJ Day when I hear about Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day.

Though I did have Chateaubriand and sex yesterday. Does that count?

[Bunny]

I will give a trout about Steak and BJ Day when I hear about Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day.

Much like Steak and BJ day, we celebrate Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day frequently.

[NorthernChaosGod]

*also posts how wrong Laddy is*

[The Man]

I have to say Laddy might be more wrong about steak than lonny bob is about soup. At least lonny bob thinking soup is a drink doesn't actually ruin any food; he's just misidentifying it as a drink. Overcooking steak, on the other hand, certainly ruins it. This is just tragic. Cattle dying for the purpose of being consumed by humans must suffer from existential dread over the possibility that people won't even be able to taste the meat because they're overcooking it. Talk about dying for no purpose.

[Araciel]

*sigh* another year..

[fire_of_avalon]

This is the stupidest damn thing I ever heard of.

[Teek]

I know I have a fatboy spirit when the steak is giving me an erection more than the bj is.

Good Lord, what is wrong with me.

[Formalhaut]

The horrible truth comes out: the gays do have an agenda. It's overcooking their meat.

Hey, I take my steak Medium thank you!

About this steak and BJ day. Were a card to be made for it's celebration, how would the inside cute printed poem go?


My steak is red
maybe sometimes blue
When we get into bed
You know what to do

Not only have I never heard of it, it's probably something


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[Jinx]

The horrible truth comes out: the gays do have an agenda. It's overcooking their meat.

Hey, I take my steak Medium thank you!

About this steak and BJ day. Were a card to be made for it's celebration, how would the inside cute printed poem go?


My steak is red
maybe sometimes blue
When we get into bed
You know what to do

Not only have I never heard of it, it's probably something


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Medium is overcooked.

[Formalhaut]

Medium is overcooked.

It tastes great to me. Though I've always wanted to try Medium rare, though I don't want to spend money on something I might not enjoy.

I keep waiting for a friend or family member to eventually order a medium rare steak so I can sample it, but alas, nothing. :(

[Unbreakable Will]

Go big or go home. Get it RARE like nature intended. :drool:

[Renmiri]

Not sure combining something chewie with a BJ is a good idea.

Girl might get confused and go chomping ;)

[Unbreakable Will]

:eek:
Whoa there, change of plans, on S&BJ day we now kill it with fire until it's extra crispy.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Not sure combining something chewie with a BJ is a good idea.

Girl might get confused and go chomping ;)
The steak isn't for her.


This is the stupidest damn thing I ever heard of.

NO U

[Bunny]

Not sure combining something chewie with a BJ is a good idea.

Girl might get confused and go chomping ;)

A little biting goes a long way.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Only terrorists and terrorist sympathizers enjoy overcooked steak. Why do you hate America, Laddy?

The horrible truth comes out: the gays do have an agenda. It's overcooking their meat.



Medium is overcooked.

It tastes great to me. Though I've always wanted to try Medium rare, though I don't want to spend money on something I might not enjoy.

I keep waiting for a friend or family member to eventually order a medium rare steak so I can sample it, but alas, nothing. :(

Lies, I know how to eat my steak. MEDIUM RARE though if it is more on the rare side, oh well. Also, really depends on the cut of meat. Different meat cuts take different cuissons. :p

Also, Formy you can just order it medium rare and if you find it too bloody you can send it back and ask for it more cook. People do it all the time at work. :D

[Chemical]

And I still made him drive me home and told him we should just be friends.

[Quindiana Jones]

:eek:
Whoa there, change of plans, on S&BJ day we now kill it with fire until it's extra crispy.

The steak or...?

[~*~Celes~*~]

my hubby has a lot of making up to do, i've serviced him more than he's serviced me. So, he might get steak, but no bj :colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

I was so in the spirit of this day that I hired Gordon Ramsay and a hooker. There was an... unfortunate... mix up.

the hooker tried to blow you?


Worse, I told her I wanted it medium rare and it came back medium well.

Just wanna remind everyone that Paul made this absolute banger of a joke and it somehow only got 1 rep, which was from me complaining that this joke didn't get enough rep.