Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Edition Sign Up and Discussion Thread

[[M] Mom – Host]

Some of the biggest badasses on the screen were all getting together for their monthly game of Badass Jenga. Much fun was had, with all the punching, swearing, and clever one-liners, but there has been a murder. Who could have done it? Well, looks like the collection of soldiers, cops, spies, and assassins will have to work together to weed out the scum responsible, with the help of the Lord of the Badasses, Teddy Roosevelt.

How to Play: http://mikeburnfire.deviantart.com/art/Mafia-Tutorial-31409818
Roles: http://mikeburnfire.deviantart.com/art/Mafia-Roles-72597749

We have room for 17 players.
Sign Ups:
1. ?????
2. Goldenboko
3. Formalhaut
4. Citizen Bleys
5. ?????
6. Del Murder
7. DK
8. ?????
9. chionos
10. TrollHunter
11. Shiny
12. Shauna
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.

Also, anonymous sign-ups and teams are allowed. I'll try to start by Friday or Saturday. Anyway, let's get this rolling. :roll:

[Goldenboko]

Signups go in Wonder Square so I'll be moving this. :)

[Formalhaut]

Mafia again!!! Yay! I'd love to be involved.

EDIT: Can I just say, I love the DeviantArt tutorials. Definitely a good refresher from my very first anniversary game.

[Citizen Bleys]

Though this may seem a foregone conclusion: count me in.

EDIT: Sean Connery has got to be in this. I don't mind if I have to lynch him D1, as long as he's part of it.

[[M] Mom – Host]

I've got him included some how, don't you worry.

[Citizen Bleys]

Guess who's getting my RVS vote

[Del Murder]

in

[[M] Mom – Host]

Gotcha. There's plenty of spaces left, guys! If you're interested sign up! Tell your friends and get them signed up!

[TrollHunter]

Hmm... well spring break is starting for me by friday...
I'll definitely sleep on it. I haven't played a game of mafia in one long time.

[Laddy]

You know you want to...

[TrollHunter]

This theme IS quite tempting XD

[[M] Mom – Host]

Think about it. Mafia. With action heroes. Quotes. Explosions. Mayhem. Madness.

[Citizen Bleys]

Hesitate not. Jump in. It will be more fun than a piñata filled with bees.

[Goldenboko]

More people need to jump in to the game!

[[M] Mom – Host]

All right, everyone. We've got 8 of 17 positions filled. Sign up! Don't be shy! And if you know anyone who might be interested, send 'em here!

[Del Murder]

Trolli, just join. I don't have time for it either but I can at least make a few posts to overanalyze things and screw over the town.

[chionos]

Oh I'm down. Sad that I missed the last one.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Come on in, ladies and gentlemen. The mafia's fine. :roll:

[Shiny]

Okay, I will join in. I haven't played Mafia in awhile.

[TrollHunter]

This better be filled with the best/cheesiest quotes ever

[Shauna]

Sign me up. :3

[Citizen Bleys]

This better be filled with the best/cheesiest quotes ever

For one brief, shining moment, I read cheesiest as chinese-est.

Which is not a word, but still improves the post

[[M] Mom – Host]

5 spots left, people! Fill 'em out.

[Agent Proto]

I'm not sure if I want to play after winning last time (:-*). I think I'll take a break because I'm pretty busy with other things atm.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Darn it Proto you got me excited. :(

[Citizen Bleys]

Must...resist...perverted...coment...

[Laddy]

If we don't have all these spots filled, expect us to start Friday. Sign up, people!

[TrollHunter]

At this rate I'm really hoping next week won't be too busy for me ._.

[Citizen Bleys]

I'd like to see some of these returning members join us for a game

[Freya]

I unfortunately don't have the time to put into a game this time :( I hardly have time for myself D:

[f f freak]

Sign me up for this, I haven't played Mafia in ages!

[Laddy]

Sorry I was out of town and the internet was being a douchebag. Anyway, f f freak is singed up and I'll start tomorrow.,

[TrollHunter]

I'm not sure if I'll be able to do this now.
I'll be gone most of monday tuesday wednesday and thursday ._.

[edczxcvbnm]

Sign me up. I always suck at this game but I love to play!

[Laddy]

Okay. I'm working out the accounts as we speak.

[Formalhaut]

If I'm Mafia, then I will spent countless hours making the mafia HQ forum look all nice and presentable.

[Psychotic]

Dwayne Johnson you know xD

[[M] Mom – Host]

It's only Day 0 so we can still take extra players! :monster:

[Formalhaut]

Teddy Roosevelt;3236310']It's only Day 0 so we can still take extra players! :monster:

Have to say this Day 0 is going quite slowly isn't it?

[qwertysaur]

Protip: Use a different browser and a different forum skin for your mafia account. 2 browsers allow you to be logged on both accounts at the same time, and 2 forum skins prevent posting with the wrong account. :p

[Formalhaut]

Protip: Use a different browser and a different forum skin for your mafia account. 2 browsers allow you to be logged on both accounts at the same time, and 2 forum skins prevent posting with the wrong account. :p

Sort of just realized this. Thanks Qwerty! I remember in the anniversary mafia I did this several times. What a dope I am. Good thing I deleted the post quickly. :(

[qwertysaur]

Protip: Use a different browser and a different forum skin for your mafia account. 2 browsers allow you to be logged on both accounts at the same time, and 2 forum skins prevent posting with the wrong account. :p

Sort of just realized this. Thanks Qwerty! I remember in the anniversary mafia I did this several times. What a dope I am. Good thing I deleted the post quickly. :(I remember back on '08 GoBo would accidently post in his real account in every game at least once, so you are not the only one to do it. :p

[Goldenboko]

What do you mean '08 GoBo!?!?!?!??!?!?












'12 GoBo would still do that. :)

[Psychotic]

'12 GoBo would still do that. :)And '13...?

[Goldenboko]

'12 GoBo would still do that. :)And '13...?

That loser got banned.

[Psychotic]

why are people even posting

don't you know

it's day 0/1

can't do trout on day 0/1

if you really must post you have to alternate between gimmick posting and posting about how awful it is that it's day 0/1

can't you people do anything right

[Psychotic]

##kill: EVERYONE

[Shauna]

Seems I have less time in the day than I had originally imagined. If this keeps up, I may have to see if I can find a partner. :( Not to mention I am exhausted. xD

Why did nobody tell me working life was so hard!

[Faris]

Oh day 0&1, you make everyone act so silly!

[Psychotic]

People? Being silly? In a game of mafia? :monocle:

LYNCH EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM

[Faris]

Everyone dies tonight!! Destroy them alllll! Burn the village to the ground! :mwahaha:

[TrollHunter]

Well that didn't end as expected. Huh.

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

I was at work. :mad:

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

Ofcourse Seagal is a psychopath.

http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/segal.gif

[TrollHunter]

Steven Seagal;3237224']I was at work. :mad:

I'm so sorry :(

[qwertysaur]

Also this is a note for everyone playing. Please delete your mognet messages in the mafia account when you die/the game is over. I had messages from 4 different games in my inbox.

[Goldenboko]

Also this is a note for everyone playing. Please delete your mognet messages in the mafia account when you die/the game is over. I had messages from 4 different games in my inbox.
Readin' so gossip? :)

[[M] Mom – Host]

So...Day 1 was immensely satisfying and enjoyable. :p

[Del Murder]

Indeed it was.

[qwertysaur]

Also this goes to Eastwood and Arnold. Don't ever edit your posts in the game thread. It's actually cheating.

[TrollHunter]

Oh god yes. This definitely convinced me to play many more mafia games after this one ends.

[Del Murder]

I think it's fine to edit your post if it's within a minute or so.

[TrollHunter]

I typically don't edit my posts at all just to play it safe.

[[M] Adama]

Also this goes to Eastwood and Arnold. Don't ever edit your posts in the game thread. It's actually cheating.

Noted.

[qwertysaur]

That's what preview post is for. Or you can just make a second post to add what you forgot to say or notice a typo.

And all you newbies at traps in mafia. :laugh: During the game I set up 5. I won't say what they are until the game ends.

[Formalhaut]

I've barely checked in as Formy all day. :p Damn you Mafia and you time sucking ways!

Anyway, Day 1 was definitely strange. Can't wait for day two, that will be interesting, to say the least.

I can't believe dear old Qwerty/Seagal was the serial killer! Definitely didn't peg him as one.

[chionos]

Whoever Sam is, you're killing it.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Hey, mothersmurfers. I want to say sorry to qwerty. Hilarious that my first attempt at a qwerty styled trap sprung him, but slandering him as was done in the thread by myself is unacceptable. It was all part of the show, but probably not righteous. Sorry pal.

To my fans: Day 2 will be even better.

[Del Murder]

You should be asleep! Though, while I have you here, please refrain from posting images that contain language inappropriate at EoFF. You should know better, Mr. J.

[qwertysaur]

the thing with my traps that you are missing are their key points.

1. My traps build on each other. They are linked.
2. I am not afraid to use anything for bait.
and most importantly
3. They are difficult to find until they are pointed out.

[Shauna]

ITT: qwerty sounds like a crazy person.

[qwertysaur]

You say that like it's a bad thing. :bigsmile:

[Formalhaut]

The Mafia must be asleep on the job if no-one died during the night :p

[Psychotic]

look

I DON'T GIVE THE SLIGHTEST OF FUCKS WHAT HAPPENED IN MAFIA 34: ASSBLAST DICKFUCK MAFIA

GOD DAMNIT

There have been enough mafia games now that you can prove acting like x is town, mafia, cult and just plain Goldenboko by now.

Stop it.

Lynch anyone that does this.

Or mod kill them.

Seriously.

Seriously.

[Shiny]

Two things: 1. calm the smurf down. It's just a game. It's not that serious -- not even remotely serious. I'm not saying this to one person, I am saying it to all. I stopped playing this game for this exact reason. People take it way too seriously. A couple almost broke up over this game before.

2. A little friendly competitive banter is fine, but please be sure to abide by the forum rules. No cursing and no out of line name calling.

Has fun!

Love,
Shiny

[Formalhaut]

I'm finding it quite fun actually. Great blast. :D

[Faris]

Mafia is serious business

[Citizen Bleys]

If you think that people in this game are getting riled....stay away from games on mafiascum.

Seriously, this is all pretty tame. The players have their game faces on and that is a good thing.

Play hard and shake hands afterwards.

[Psychotic]

What makes people be dicks to each other is the anonymity, imho.

also i am going to make a game where everyone is either a day vig or a mafia day assassin

[Citizen Bleys]

There's no real anonymity, we find out who plays who when they die even if we don't figure it out before.

[Del Murder]

That was one of the more crazy days I've seen. Bulletproof though...ouch.

[Psychotic]

There's no real anonymity, we find out who plays who when they die even if we don't figure it out before.Yeah but that's afterwards, it's not when you're hurling the insults.

Also I think Jason Statham should take this as a sign that being well-mannered has its own rewards.

[[M] Apollo]

smurf you

:aimkiss:

[Formalhaut]

I'm still confused how it got to a tie. I'm certain Jason definitely had 6 votes to Liam's 2. I didn't miss 4 votes during the day. How did it get to a tie? Ugh. Something doesn't quite add up.

Damnit, I hate these cliffhanger endings.

[edczxcvbnm]

Possibly there is the role of Governor which should be assigned to Arnold so that he can become...The Govenator!

[Shauna]

Next game of mafia I will definitely avoid breaking my #1 Rule: Don't try to play Mafia when you have been awake for less than an hour - it causes stupid decisions. I say this every time, but I just keep playing when I am groggy and inattentive. Next time for sure.

I also came up with a new rule for myself! Don't try to play Mafia on your phone as you're standing outside your place of work with 10 minutes until you start - it also causes stupid decisions.

Juggling sleeping enough, working for a full day and this was tough (along with all the other things I have to do like eat and see my gran in the hospital). It is a shame I'm out, though. :3 'til next time mafioso~

[Agent Proto]

On the bright side, at least now you can stop focusing your time and effort into the game.

[Psychotic]

On the down side, you are away from Bruce Willis who has now overtaken Samuel L Jackson as the most awesome person in the game. I mean, don't get me wrong, Sam's still a hero and I liked the dog pic, but Bruce has overcome the haters, taught a rube some manners and saved the day. Top notch mafia, folks, top notch. I applaud you all.

[Faris]

I'm still confused how it got to a tie. I'm certain Jason definitely had 6 votes to Liam's 2. I didn't miss 4 votes during the day. How did it get to a tie? Ugh. Something doesn't quite add up.

Damnit, I hate these cliffhanger endings.

This might have something to do with it:

##unvote: statham
##Vote: neeson

[Shauna]

On the down side, you are away from Bruce Willis who has now overtaken Samuel L Jackson as the most awesome person in the game. I mean, don't get me wrong, Sam's still a hero and I liked the dog pic, but Bruce has overcome the haters, taught a rube some manners and saved the day. Top notch mafia, folks, top notch. I applaud you all.

Indeed, credit where credit is due. :p

I am curious as to what happened though. Looking forward to all being revealed!

[Psychotic]

You should be asleep! quoting this!

I deleted some posts. No discussing actual game elements until morning. Stop it. :twak:

[Formalhaut]

http://www.angustheitchap.com/blog/wp-content/images/asleep.jpg

[Shiny]

This game is so unpredictably fun. I love unpredictability in games.

[Shauna]

No discussing actual game elements until morning. Stop it. :twak:

There is no morning for Liam Neeson. :cry:

[Psychotic]

The town wanted Liam Neeson dead, they don't deserve his wisdom :colbert:

[Shiny]

They don't deserve his spaghetti hair either.

[[M] Eizen]

I leave for 1 day and you guys do this? D:
I'm not very amused here.

[qwertysaur]

What makes people be dicks to each other is the anonymity, imho.

also i am going to make a game where everyone is either a day vig or a mafia day assassin
And 1 bomb. :bigsmile:

[Citizen Bleys]

I can't wait to find out who's playing Samuel L. Jackson.

[Psychotic]

Uma Thurman;3238447'] The cop is downright the most powerful town aligned role.Interesting point, Uma, allow me to counter. There is one role that has caught more scum in the history of EoFF than the Cop has. Can you guess what it is?

Me. :aimkiss:

[[M] Dee]

Uma Thurman;3238447'] The cop is downright the most powerful town aligned role.Interesting point, Uma, allow me to counter. There is one role that has caught more scum in the history of EoFF than the Cop has. Can you guess what it is?

Me. :aimkiss:

One day you'll play a full game as a cop and the mafia will lose in the minimum amount of allotted days.

[Shauna]

Man I am getting frustrated. I just want to pitch in! :( The dead can say nothing.

[Psychotic]

Play nice, EoFF.

On a less serious note, Mafia XXV: ROLECLAIM RAMPAGE!

[Shauna]

Oh god I am excited for what is going to occur at the end of this day

Oh man. Didn't expect that flip.

[TrollHunter]

....oops
That could have gone better!

[Formalhaut]

I didn't expect a cop to be honest.

I definitely didn't expect a sane cop.

[chionos]

uh, ya think?

[Psychotic]

Now that is just delicious. :lol:

[TrollHunter]

I didn't expect a cop to be honest.

I definitely didn't expect a sane cop.

I don't think many people did. Hence the majority lynch.

Whelp, no turning back now.

[Goldenboko]

Ah Shiny, that explains the level of anger.

[Formalhaut]

Well, I should go to sleep before I get whacked with a cane.


http://cdn.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sleep.jpg

[Shiny]

Well that was fun and frustrating at the same time. I can only hope now town makes the right moves as they no longer have a cop. It was fun and all but kinda glad I am out of this game now. I hate getting power roles. Too much responsibility. Ain't got time for dat.

Also to the person who compared me to Freya gameplay: :colbert:

Last note: Do not call people twats. I will still be watching and can find out you are if I don't already know. Forum rules still apply.

Peace out bishes :jess:

[Psychotic]

Last note: Do not call people twats. I will still be watching and can find out you are if I don't already know. Forum rules still apply. Yeah I saw that, that was what my bolded comment was for. Let's stomp whoever it was. Or at least give them a silly name change!

[Shiny]

What about the name, Psy's Buttboy or Saggy Granny Tit?

[Del Murder]

Ah Shiny, that explains the level of anger.

[Goldenboko]

Last note: Do not call people twats. I will still be watching and can find out you are if I don't already know. Forum rules still apply. Yeah I saw that, that was what my bolded comment was for. Let's stomp whoever it was. Or at least give them a silly name change!

Who could it be!

[Shiny]

I actually wasn't angry, only frustrated day 2 due to a few things I can't get in to now. Playing up my frustration with town on day 2 is what saved me being lynched that day as it also saved Sammy j. :shiny:

[Shiny]

Last note: Do not call people twats. I will still be watching and can find out you are if I don't already know. Forum rules still apply. Yeah I saw that, that was what my bolded comment was for. Let's stomp whoever it was. Or at least give them a silly name change!

Who could it be!
:)

[Formalhaut]

Laddy needs to give us a debrief after this game is done to explain absolutely EVERYTHING. This game has boggled my mind more than the Anniversary one.

[Psychotic]

Last note: Do not call people twats. I will still be watching and can find out you are if I don't already know. Forum rules still apply. Yeah I saw that, that was what my bolded comment was for. Let's stomp whoever it was. Or at least give them a silly name change!

Who could it be!Oh, you think Uma is me now?

Wrong again, liberal media. You've got one more guess.

[[M] Mom – Host]

It's funny because I certainly didn't intend as such, but the roles combined with how people have played them has caused this game to chaotic to the point of pure insanity.

[Formalhaut]

Teddy Roosevelt;3238646']It's funny because I certainly didn't intend as such, but the roles combined with how people have played them has caused this game to chaotic to the point of pure insanity.

You deserve credit Laddy with you well you've done this Mafia. It's perfect mindsmurf. You've got a good cast of members as well: Some rookies, some veterans. It's funny seeing the veterans get angry at us rookies! :p

[Goldenboko]

@Psy: You. You don't know who. I. Oh my god. :lol:

[Psychotic]

@Psy: You. You don't know who. I. Oh my god. :lol:I've got a surprise for you.

You're not going to like it.

:greenie:

[Goldenboko]

@Psy: You. You don't know who. I. Oh my god. :lol:I've got a surprise for you.

You're not going to like it.

:greenie:

Shut up I'm horrifyingly hungover.

Which leads me to my next point. I'm never playing this game horrifyingly hungover ever again.

[Formalhaut]

Guess there is such a role as the town drunk :p

[Shiny]

Teddy Roosevelt;3238646']It's funny because I certainly didn't intend as such, but the roles combined with how people have played them has caused this game to chaotic to the point of pure insanity.
Just the way I like it.

[TrollHunter]

This game has definitely been quite fun though~ :D
If only it was over spring break when I had a reliable amount of free time.
Meh, oh well.

[edczxcvbnm]

Laddy, you magnificent bastard! This game is so full of insanity that I can't take it anymore.

[Jinx]

I'm not playing, but Laddy is by far the best at everything in the world. It is known.

[Laddy]

Babe, I know~

[Jinx]

Everyone give pats to babe.


(TB is to Laddy as Shorty is to Pantz. Babe is to babe as babe is to babe.)

[Faris]

What the... whthath ghhthfshsshshs. WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO :stare:

[Formalhaut]

What the... whthath ghhthfshsshshs. WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO :stare:

Well someone's late to the party.

[TrollHunter]

What the... whthath ghhthfshsshshs. WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO :stare:

....nothing
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Cop? What cop?

[Faris]

I was busy making money, unfortunately.

[Formalhaut]

What the... whthath ghhthfshsshshs. WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO :stare:

....nothing
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Cop? What cop?

Oh you know, only Sigourney Weaver, who was the smurfing cop got lynched!

Can I just say Trolli, I love your signature. :D

[[M] Mom – Host]

This game has single-handily made me laugh all day like a little schoolgirl. Oh my god and I can't WAIT to see how this develops.

[Formalhaut]

Teddy Roosevelt;3238727']This game has single-handily made me laugh all day like a little schoolgirl. Oh my god and I can't WAIT to see how this develops.

I know. I can't wait for Day 4 to begin. The amount of drama that has happened so far is priceless.

[TrollHunter]

What the... whthath ghhthfshsshshs. WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO :stare:

....nothing
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Cop? What cop?

Oh you know, only Sigourney Weaver, who was the smurfing cop got lynched!

Can I just say Trolli, I love your signature. :D

Let's just pretend that said lynching never happened.

And thank you :D It's my favorite dmc gif yet.

[Faris]

It is very appropriate for this day's event.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

http://thegrio.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/samuel-l-jackson-django-unchained-closeup-16x9.jpg?w=617

[TrollHunter]

Something troubling you sir?

[Faris]

:twak: bed time Mr. but you probably sleep with your eyes open anyway

[qwertysaur]

I told you all that Siggy was the cop. :p

Edit: also the most powerful town aligned roles are either the Reviver (Brings one dead player back to life)or the White mage. (Doctor protection that lasts 2 nights. Essentially a bulletproof doctor.)

[Shiny]

I just turned on the tele and a movie with Jason Statham was on then a clicked next and Kill Bill Vol 1 is on with Uma. Is the tv trolling me?

Now Bad Boys is on. Tv is officially trolling.

Edit: also being nice or mean has nothin to do with being mafia or town. You guys are too much.

[Formalhaut]

I think I'm definitely in contention for the worst Mafia player. Getting killed at night? That's just like the greatest indignity for a Mafia. I'm still at a loss as to how I died :p

The Mafia is well and truly smurfed now. They've lost their roleblocker in a game where there's already a claimed Day Vigilante, Psychiatrist turned Doctor, a Game Show Host role, some performer role and until yesterday a cop. Seriously, the Mafia will be lucky to get to Day Six at this rate. Plus there's definitely a role out there that caused my death, be it a bus driver, or whatever it is.

Sorry I wasn't much use in the end :p I feel like an also-ran (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/also-rans) in one of those competition programmes who go out in Week Two or something.

[Formalhaut]

Ah, Jason Statham was Del Murder! Bah. I had no clue.

Well, Del Murder got murdered.

[Psychotic]

How many lynches did he survive? Seagal, Neeson, Weaver? He did his job and he did it well. Full respect to that man. It's not meant in a derogatory way, but he was truly the Cockroach of Mafia.

[TrollHunter]

Why did it take us a decade and a half to kill jason?
Oh well, one more mafia down.
Well played though Del, well played.

[Formalhaut]

Why did it take us a decade and a half to kill jason?

Oh well, it's not as if the Mafia really did had much of an impact to begin with :p

[Del Murder]

Well I'm glad that's over. It was quite a ride, but keeping that up for so long is tiring. I managed to get the SK, Bulletproof and Cop taken out with my BS so I consider it a job well done considering how bad I played it to start out.

Go mafia!

[Shiny]

Not only did I guess Mafia Framer but I was right about Stat. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Suck it Brucey. :aimkiss:

This is the beginning of the end for scum. Also finally you people lynch Jason dear god. I am so happy now.

[Formalhaut]

This is the beginning of the end for scum.

Ya think?

[Del Murder]

Not only did I guess Mafia Framer but I was right about Stat. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Suck it Brucey. :aimkiss:

This is the beginning of the end for scum. Also finally you people lynch Jason dear god. I am so happy now.
Yeah, you investigated the most active player, jumped to conclusions, and got yourself lynched before you could do anything useful. You did great.

[TrollHunter]

Well I'm glad that's over. It was quite a ride, but keeping that up for so long is tiring. I managed to get the SK, Bulletproof and Cop taken out with my BS so I consider it a job well done considering how bad I played it to start out.

Go mafia!

I'm particularly impressed that you managed to make so many people believe your outrageously bizarre role-claim.
Just keep in mind, you will not be missed, but you will also not be forgotten.

[Formalhaut]

I'm particularly impressed that you managed to make so many people believe your outrageously bizarre role-claim. Just keep in mind, you will not be missed, but you will also not be forgotten.

Yeah, Del, you did very well given the hand you were dealt with. I, on the other hand, did very little and got night-killed as a Mafia. :(

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Bloody hell, how did I miss an entire game day?

Shit moves fast around here; ;

I'll be passed out drunk when "tomorrow" starts, too :(

[TrollHunter]

I'm particularly impressed that you managed to make so many people believe your outrageously bizarre role-claim. Just keep in mind, you will not be missed, but you will also not be forgotten.

Yeah, Del, you did very well given the hand you were dealt with. I, on the other hand, did very little and got night-killed as a Mafia. :(

Look at it this way, you now have more experience with the game. You now understand more about peoples reactions to different behaviors and what you should do more of/less of the next time you play.
Next time you'll do better.

[Shiny]

Nah he has the right idea. Playing this game drunk sounds like a great idea.

And Del, exactly what I wanted to happened just happened. You're dead and probably only two more to go now, sore loser. :aimkiss:

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Oh, he'll be back in 3 days.

[Shauna]

Well played, Del.

[Formalhaut]

You're dead and probably only two more to go now, sore loser. :aimkiss:

If it weren't for a freak roll of the dice, I'd still be alive :p

[Faris]

I had a feeling that I was going to die tonight :spin:

It was fun. Don't let me down, town!

[Formalhaut]

I had a feeling that I was going to die tonight :spin:

It was fun. Don't let me down, town!

Good job Faris! You played well considering you were a simple Vanilla ice cream :)

[Formalhaut]

Nicolas Cage;3239305']BTW, we should treat both deciding on a massclaim and deciding who goes first like a lynch: 7 people to agree on a massclaim, and 7 to hammer on who goes first.

So far we are 3/7 on a massclaim (Jackson, Thurman, Cage)

Votal on firstclaim us thus:
(1) Cage : Thurman
(1) Diesel : Cage

Oh will you just get on with it and roleclaim? Sheesh.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

I'll claim when it's my turn according to the town

[Formalhaut]

Nicolas Cage;3239317']I'll claim when it's my turn according to the town

When it's your turn? I never knew the baddass action movie characters were such gentlemen... and a gentlewoman, hello Uma!

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

It's my turn when either the town names me as first or a claimer names me as next.

Also, if the motion to massclaim is defeated I don't want to help the scum decide who to NK next

[Formalhaut]

Nicolas Cage;3239321']Popcorn votal:
(3) Vin Diesel : Cage, Thurman, Jackson

Massclaim votal is the same as of this post

Well, it's up to you guys. Though you'll be waiting a long time getting everyone's vote. A day does indeed last 24 hours, but poor Daniel Craig is throwing up after having one two many shaken martinis (of course, it could be something else entirely, in which case, hope you feel better Daniel!) and he'll be out of commission for awhile. That, and you have the "almost inactives" who are almost in play.

Personally, I wouldn't squander time waiting to people to vote on a massclaim first of all, and then who to go first, second, third etc. After all of that is done, you then have to dissect what you already know and analyse the roleclaims, which may take awhile, and THEN come to a final agreement. That would take a long time, wouldn't it?

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Not long enough to save the scum.

Kiss your teammates goodbye.

[Formalhaut]

To be honest, their screwed anyway. Even without the massclaim, the chance of them coming back from this is debatable, at best. :p

I've given them all a kiss goodbye. Don't you worry.

[Formalhaut]

Sheesh, Nicolas Cage is certainly eager to get this massclaim go off without a hitch. Interesting he takes the lead on this, given his relative inactivity compared to the other starring characters.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

You see, my dear 2-time prostitute, the problem with playing Mafia when you're dead is that everyone knows your alignment

[Formalhaut]

That may be true, but I can still pass judgement and observe nonetheless. Seriously? All Uma wanted to do is make it clear what vote is for which tally (and there are many tallies flying around at this rate) and then you question that clarification. It just detracts from the focus. It's like someone making a typo and lauding it as some scumtell or something.

If I'm a prostitute again in the next game, make that 3 - time. Going for a hattrick here! :p

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

The difference is, you know who is scum.

[Formalhaut]

That may be true, but I'm no longer playing as scum. At least, not entirely. Think of me in this thread as an observer who has his own opinions on things. Sure, I'm an inexperienced rookie who doesn't know any better and can barely last a night without being offed, but that's why it's a discussion thread. I'm here to discuss the comings and goings of the second half of the game. I'm not forcing you to read my musings am I?

Anyway. :D

Observation: You seem to be taking a large proportion of Day V under your wing.
Question: Why is asking people's preferred alignment necessary in help finding scum? I find that latest post odd.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Allonz-y, Alonzo. Why do you think it matters?

[Formalhaut]

That's why I'm asking you, isn't it? Asking someone their preferred alignment: sounds like a riddle.

[Formalhaut]

Nicolas Cage;3239359']Also @Everyone: what is your preferred alignment?

But if I must respond: Mafia. I don't know, I like the camaraderie that goes along with being in a small forum with a small group of people, fighting in vain against the huge numbers of the town. That, and a small part of me smiles when a town member goes "Yeah I don't think this guy is scum" when you clearly are! I like that sort of duplicity. Great fun.

It was all going well, until I took a watermelon to the knee.

[qwertysaur]

I've played vanilla town about 11 times on EoFF now. :p it's the best role to improve your ability to find mafia, because you can't use your night action as a crutch.

Also I will keep my comments on mass roleclaiming to myself now because the dead are silent, and I am extra dead this game.:p

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Nicolas Cage;3239359']Also @Everyone: what is your preferred alignment?

But if I must respond: Mafia. I don't know, I like the camaraderie that goes along with being in a small forum with a small group of people, fighting in vain against the huge numbers of the town. That, and a small part of me smiles when a town member goes "Yeah I don't think this guy is scum" when you clearly are! I like that sort of duplicity. Great fun.

It was all going well, until I took a watermelon to the knee.

Good to see a fellow scum-prefeerer here. Join me on mafiascum. net and I'll tell you my username there and try to replace into your first newbie game.

[Del Murder]

Vanilla Town is the role I perfer more than any other. That and Gunsmith.

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Vanilla Town is the role I perfer more than any other. That and Gunsmith.

For me it's Mafia goon > Mafia PR > Vanilla Townie > Town PR.

I'm fine with doing a hydra in the future btw

[Shauna]

Nicolas Cage;3239359']Also @Everyone: what is your preferred alignment?

But if I must respond: Mafia. I don't know, I like the camaraderie that goes along with being in a small forum with a small group of people, fighting in vain against the huge numbers of the town. That, and a small part of me smiles when a town member goes "Yeah I don't think this guy is scum" when you clearly are! I like that sort of duplicity. Great fun.

It was all going well, until I took a watermelon to the knee.

I feel like you should maybe play a game in which you're not mafia before you make a decision on which you prefer. You don't really have any town experience to draw from. xP

[Psychotic]

My favourite ever role was daykill bulletproof vigilante. Probably a really broken role, but it was amazing. Every single fan of the "urrr Psychotic is talking! And, like, posting things! Lots of things! That MUST be scummy! *inane vote*" way of thinking got a bullet put in their brain and I went off on a scum slaughtering rampage without their "helpful" input.

One day EoFF mafia will learn it's what you say, not the way you say it. One day!

[Psychotic]

In the interests of fairness, I would ask Formalhaut to refrain posting game theories and content in this thread, and Nicolas Cage should stick to the game thread.

[Goldenboko]

IT MUST BE A MAFIA PLOY ZOMG DAYLYNCH!

[Faris]

I have yet to play any anti-town or mafia role so I can not answer your question Nicky Cage.

[Shiny]

I was joking when I said being drunk while playing this game is a good idea. It is actually a pretty bad idea. Get well soon drunkards!

Also I prefer playing Vanilla townie. It allows me to play at the frequency I like to play with minimal effort up until the end when players are narrowed down. I hate being Mafia. I kinda want to be a ba-bomb.

[Formalhaut]

Discussion now is turning into an episode of Lost. You've got the main fuselage survivors on one side (the originals) and then you have the tail end survivors who appear later in the series (The "four").

Quite funny so far. :p

[[M] Mom – Host]

All right guys, the game's getting deeper into the endgame. Let's clear up the general mafia discussion for now until we finish the game. Observations of results are fine, but things are gettin' serious. :excited:

Also, don't post in your mafia account in this thread please.

[Formalhaut]

Clint Eastwood was yammering away at his empty Obama chair. Little did he realize, he garnered quite an audience. People were mocking him, insisting he was crazy. Then President Obama came, took the chair, and smashed it over poor Clint's head. He died instantly.

I loved the flavor text in this :p

[edczxcvbnm]

I am always so super bad at this game but I have fun playing. This time work was just too overwhelming. I was on and I read but I wasn't really devoting much time to thinking about what was going on =[ I was hoping work wouldn't be as bad as it was but live and learn on the week before release.

That said, I prefer investigative roles. Seeing as how I am so bad at most other aspects, getting an investigative role helps me a ton. I also prefer town as I am a God awful liar >.>

[Formalhaut]

Well played Bleys! Great job with that incredibly anal role-claiming game from Day five!

[Citizen Bleys]

Oh, this is marvelous. I can't wait to see how this turns out.

[Faris]

New rule: Kill townies during the day and kill mafia at night!

[Citizen Bleys]

They say in the army~
The future's not so bright
We're killing townies in the day
And scummers in the night~

[Formalhaut]

Nicely played Trollhunter, and your DMC gif makes me smile. But I find this slightly saddening :(



I've all but stopped caring about this game due to outside events.
What with school, family arguments and everyone being sick this is the last thing on my mind.


*hug*

[Psychotic]

And there we go, the final piece in the puzzle. If Daniel had've just claimed... :p

Assuming this is why the mafia keep dying at night, you'd have thought they would have got the hint after Dwayne Johnson died!

Daniel was actually town MVP through sheer virtue of existing. Cheer up, TH. You are a hero, whether they know it or not.

[Goldenboko]

Balls.

[TrollHunter]

I said itd be a waste

So, i apologize for that... But after this weekend there was no way id be able to play mafia.
Entire family sick + arguments and screaming everywhere. Ive been frustrated as hell and i should have stayed as far away from this game as possible due to current circumstances.

Looking back i should have just died silently, maybe that way you guys wouldve instead gone after a bad guy... But alas

Again, im sorry. I expected to be playing this over spring break but not enough people joined. Every week since has been hell so i was doomed from the start.

But wait... I was the nexus? That was surprising. Huh.... Surprises abound

[Psychotic]

But wait... I was the nexus? That was surprising. Huh.... Surprises aboundYou didn't even read the role PM? What a hero! I love it.

I genuinely believe the best way to play as a Mafia is to not read the role PM. You don't know you're scum, you don't know who your scum mates are, there's no way of giving yourself away through your posts! :D

[Formalhaut]

I said itd be a waste

So, i apologize for that... But after this weekend there was no way id be able to play mafia.


Trollhunter, by merely existing you killed me. Well done! I have to say, I was annoyed, but oh well. It's what random selection is. I can't complain so much. :p Just annoying that of all the possible targets, it hits a Mafia. Gah.

This now makes the game very interesting. I'm looking forward to everyone's reactions once day breaks.

[TrollHunter]

I said itd be a waste

So, i apologize for that... But after this weekend there was no way id be able to play mafia.


Trollhunter, by merely existing you killed me. Well done! I have to say, I was annoyed, but oh well. It's what random selection is. I can't complain so much. :p Just annoying that of all the possible targets, it hits a Mafia. Gah.

This now makes the game very interesting. I'm looking forward to everyone's reactions once day breaks.

This turn of events is enough to cheer me up honestly. This game has been a mindscrew and im glad that i was ignorantly part of the madness.

[Formalhaut]

It'll be hilarious because they'll all be blaming each other. And no-one's off the hook, because damn near everyone voted for you. :p Can't wait.

[Psychotic]

It'll be hilarious because they'll all be blaming each other. And no-one's off the hook, because damn near everyone voted for you. :p Can't wait.Ehhh... not really. As silly a lynch as it was, well, what choice do you have when someone starts claiming to be a magic genie godfather? The situation just becomes untenable. That's not to say there won't be squabbles, but I don't think it'll be over Daniel Craig - precisely because everyone damn near did it.

[TrollHunter]

Agreed, i was literally calling everyone out and practically begging for it. It was an obvious lynch for everyone involved. It was sadly a waste of a day, but whatever. Im just flattered that people thought i was the godfather of all things.

[Del Murder]

Let's stop talking about information specific to your role until the game is over. Thanks.

[Shiny]

Damn, this sucks. I was hoping the Nexus would stay in the game. Good job Troll Hunter!

[Agent Proto]

What the heck. Why are they going down this meta-gaming road?

Stahp.

[Shiny]

Goldenboko for most likely to buy a fake ass role claim.

[TrollHunter]

Ugh it sucks being dead.
Why did I have to go off and kill myself?

...I never thought I would have to ask that question

[Formalhaut]

Ugh it sucks being dead.

Tell me about it. I just want to jump back in! Must suck being Qwertysaur though, died on both Day 1 AND Night 2.

[Goldenboko]

Goldenboko for most likely to buy a fake ass role claim.

Shiny for most likely to get lynched for yelling at everyone! :shobon:

[Shiny]

Most likely to be lynched for being right on my first investigation moar liek.

And who the hell lynches people for being annoying? This isn't Mafia I. Wait that gives me an idea...brb planning new Mafia.

[[M] Dee]

I don't think it was for being annoying Mrs. Shiny ;)

[edczxcvbnm]

What the heck. Why are they going down this meta-gaming road?

Stahp.

No! Meta gaming is part of the game. Barrel down that path at a trillion miles per nano second!

[Goldenboko]

Jesus Laddy, this shit has to stop. If townies can't trust their own roles what can they trust? :colbert:

[Formalhaut]

Well, Ford was telling the truth, mostly. Well played there! Oh wait, who played Ford?

[[M] Mom – Host]

Wait, what? What did I do?

[Goldenboko]

Teddy Roosevelt;3241197']Wait, what? What did I do?

You didn't night kill me for no reason. I just want to stop playing this game :crying:

[Formalhaut]

Unless I've turned blind, I don't think you told us who played Harrison Ford.

[Del Murder]

That was epic.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

Everything happened appropriately. Teddy Roosevelt has not erred. I am with God now.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

[M] Harrison Ford was played by Han Solo, or as close to him as Eyes on Final Fantasy has ever seen. That will suffice until the end.

[TrollHunter]

That was quite the ending. Very entertaining.
Good show, good show.

[Goldenboko]

Harrison Ford;3241201']Everything happened appropriately. Teddy Roosevelt has not erred. I am with God now.


Harrison Ford;3241203'][M] Harrison Ford was played by Han Solo, or as close to him as Eyes on Final Fantasy has ever seen. That will suffice until the end.


That was quite the ending. Pretty entertaining and intense.
Well played ford

WHY? Why was THAT well played? I DIDN'T WANT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

[Formalhaut]

Harrison Ford;3241201']Everything happened appropriately. Teddy Roosevelt has not erred. I am with God now.

Oh.. so we deliberately aren't told your EoFF profile... oh snap. Mindsmurf time again!

[TrollHunter]

Harrison Ford;3241201']Everything happened appropriately. Teddy Roosevelt has not erred. I am with God now.


Harrison Ford;3241203'][M] Harrison Ford was played by Han Solo, or as close to him as Eyes on Final Fantasy has ever seen. That will suffice until the end.


That was quite the ending. Pretty entertaining and intense.
Well played ford

WHY? Why was THAT well played? I DIDN'T WANT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

Because not only was it unexpected, im confused as hell. :D
Simple enough

[[M] Helo]

Harrison Ford;3241201']Everything happened appropriately. Teddy Roosevelt has not erred. I am with God now.You ballsy motherfucker. You pulled that plan out of your ass just to get me lynched, then when it backfired you went ahead with it anyway. Bravo.

[Del Murder]

Something's fishy here.

[Formalhaut]

Now now guys, go to sleep. I know I can't really talk much about this, given my previous insomnia, but go to bed.

Or at the very least, go to bed, and read a book.

[Psychotic]

Oh, I just smurfing figured out what's going on here. Action hero? More like super hero! :penciltrick:

Harrison Ford's fate deciding Vin Diesel's indeed! You utter swine! And look at them, the sheep, they're loving it. "So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause."

[TrollHunter]

Oh my jesus
If thats really the case psy... What a genius play
Amazing, simply amazing

[Shiny]

Uma Thurman;3241158']I don't think it was for being annoying Mrs. Shiny ;)
That's Shiny to you. Ms. Shiny if you're nasty. And you're right, it was for seeing how blatantly b.s. Del's role claim was, yet everyone else except Sam being oblivious to it. How could I forget. D:

Why do you guys keep lynching non-fishy people? Ford? Eastwood? C'mon.

EDIT: Okay well Ford was a bit fishy. Han Solo eh

[edczxcvbnm]

This game is going to go down to the wire...isn't it :/

[Psychotic]

Laddy: "You've made your last lynch, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But, truth is...the game was rigged from the start."

(he'll enjoy that reference)

Who among us can fight gravity? I will feel no shame in defeat, only that I did not open my eyes until today.

[Jinx]

So who was Harrison Ford?

[Formalhaut]

So who was Harrison Ford?

It's a deliberate machination for some unknown purpose. Basically, we are deliberately not being told.

In other words, I haven't got a clue, but all of the "experienced" players are probably aware of what's going down.

[Psychotic]

Maybe Harrison Ford wasn't actually a person, maybe Harrison Ford was a symbol. Maybe Harrison Ford represents everything that's right/wrong* with Mafia games today.

*depends on your point of view.

[Jinx]

I'd do Harrison Ford.

[Goldenboko]

I miss normal mafia.

[Formalhaut]

I miss normal mafia.

I don't miss it, I just wish I was more in the loop with this meta-gaming business and hidden winks and whispers.

[Psychotic]

What can men do against such reckless hate?Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.

[Goldenboko]

What can men do against such reckless hate?Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
For honor and death!

[Jinx]

DEATH!

(think RotK)

[Psychotic]

What can men do against such reckless hate?Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
For honor and death!
For Mafia. For your people.

[Formalhaut]

What can men do against such reckless hate?Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
For honor and death!

What is dead may never die!

[Goldenboko]

What can men do against such reckless hate?Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
For honor and death!
For Mafia. For your people.
FOR THE TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!