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Jowy
03-21-2013, 01:39 AM
"Would you like that enchilada style?"

Of course I want it that way.

okay, go!
Araciel
03-21-2013, 02:01 AM
"Bacon?"

"What if I bend over?"
Denmark
03-21-2013, 02:01 AM
What band wrote "Roundabout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M)"?
Bunny
03-21-2013, 02:03 AM
Would you like to put your penis inside of my vagina?
Denmark
03-21-2013, 02:16 AM
Would you like to put your penis inside of my vagina?

i was gonna say that shouldn't always be answered with "yes", but then i figured that any lady classy enough to say "vagina" when propositioning is probably clean

"Another gin and tonic?"
Araciel
03-21-2013, 02:18 AM
As if being clean were a good thing

"Does this look infected?"
Citizen Bleys
03-21-2013, 05:55 AM
When it comes to technology, any question qualifies (http://pakledspakledspakleds.tumblr.com/post/45858902685/yes-is-apparently-the-correct-answer-to-any-question)
Shorty
03-21-2013, 07:11 AM
"Another gin and tonic?"

smurf yes. smurf yes.

Cake or pie?
Pheesh
03-21-2013, 07:41 AM
Cake or pie?

"Cake or Pie?"

"Yes"

Oh to be inside your head for a day...
Shorty
03-21-2013, 07:42 AM
I will have both, goddamnit.
I Took the Red Pill
03-21-2013, 09:04 AM
Are these pretzels making you thirsty?
Calliope
03-21-2013, 02:17 PM
Is soup a food?
Quindiana Jones
03-21-2013, 03:18 PM
What does the man with two penises say when his tailor asks him if he dresses left or right?
TrollHunter
03-21-2013, 04:11 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pike
03-21-2013, 05:31 PM
"Do you want pizza"
Slothy
03-21-2013, 05:34 PM
"Do you want pizza"

You forgot the obvious.

"Alpha Centauri?"
Bubba
03-21-2013, 05:54 PM
Would you laugh if Justin Bieber was eaten by a bear?
Jinx
03-21-2013, 06:51 PM
Wanna see my tits?
Psychotic
03-21-2013, 08:07 PM
Is Sephex going to win a Ciddie?

...

oh yeah.
qwertysaur
03-21-2013, 08:27 PM
Would Loony BoB prefer to see it in as a chart or graph?
Sephex
03-21-2013, 08:27 PM
Is Sephex going to win a Ciddie?

...

oh yeah.

I'm only mad because I came in here to say the same joke.
Rebellious Eagle
03-21-2013, 08:28 PM
"Do you wish you were related to Morgan Freeman?" "Isn't Internet Explorer the worst thing ever?"
Unbreakable Will
03-22-2013, 02:11 AM
Would you like more chocolate cheesecake?
Araciel
03-22-2013, 04:56 PM
Is soup a food?

There's nothing good about what you do :colbert:
Vincent, Thunder God
03-23-2013, 06:51 AM
are you getting everything you can out of this forum?

...

oh wait
The Man
03-23-2013, 07:04 AM
Is soup a food?

There's nothing good about what you do :colbert:There is everything good about what she does. :doublecolbert:
Bubba
03-23-2013, 10:12 AM
Is it worth waxing the hair on my back?
Rantz
03-23-2013, 12:54 PM
Are you answering this question truthfully?