The picture thread of glorf glorf mmmmmmm tubby lards

[Jinx]

Secondary title: Currently Eating

post pictures of the delicious food you are eating!

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/20130322_115323_zps3d3de4b0.jpg

I had Five Guys for lunch today. Cheeseburger with bacon, mayo, tomato, jalapenos, and mushrooms. They forgot my hot sauce. :(

[Denmark]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BF5SyZUCIAAgcSg.jpg:large

yup

this was yesterday

[Pheesh]

I hate you.

EDIT: Both of you.

[Sephex]

edczxcvbnm has this laying around and I am mildly snacking on it until another friend of ours arrives with some real food.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/Snapshot_20130322_zpsefe9ee2b.jpg

[Pheesh]

As a side note, I can't wait till everyone starts to bust out the Instagram filters.

[Araciel]

Ohhhh man... I'm totally all over this

[Jinx]

Those are CAJUN fries, Phil.

[Jowy]

you made this thread just to dangle burgers in front of poor Philip.

I ate two Ikea hot dogs today. Use your imagination.

[Shiny]

Damn I had a great turkey burger today with spicy chutney, but I ate it way before this thread. Now I'm snacking on some kashi.

[Araciel]

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Supper was
broccoli
teriyaki chicken
carbonara pasta

[Shorty]

God bless CVS for carrying vanilla coke.

Is this the equivalent to The Drunk Thread for cleaning up all the drunk posts?

[Bubba]

I had Five Guys for lunch today.

Either this is another American thing that I have no knowledge of or Tifa's Boobs is actually a cannibal.

... and a pretty fucking greedy one at that.

[NeoCracker]

Five Guys is pretty fucking tasty.

[Quindiana Jones]

"Five Guys are pretty fucking tasty."

Honestly. :roll2:

[Faris]

Stop talking about food all the time. I just want to eat always arrgghhhgshdfjhghhghewhgh

I'm going to have eggs but they'll be eaten by the time I take a photo of them.

[Freya]

I had pappadaux's alligator and some talpia with spaghetti squash and deliciousness. I had foodgasms

[I Took the Red Pill]

Chinese McDonalds and their newest abomination: double hamburger with two sausages and mustard on top.

http://i.imgur.com/nleao6L.jpg

it was actually pretty good I was incredibly drunk when I had it

[Aulayna]

Phone battery is dead right now so can't take a photo... but it's nothing exciting anyway, just a bowl of Kellogg's Special K

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

CRETON AND CRACKERS. YUM!

[Shorty]

Chinese McDonalds and their newest abomination: double hamburger with two sausages and mustard on top.

http://i.imgur.com/nleao6L.jpg

it was actually pretty good I was incredibly drunk when I had it

SAUSAGES? ON A BURGER? When did this become a thing?!

[Jinx]

Chinese McDonalds and their newest abomination: double hamburger with two sausages and mustard on top.

http://i.imgur.com/nleao6L.jpg

it was actually pretty good I was incredibly drunk when I had it

SAUSAGES? ON A BURGER? When did this become a thing?!

I want this in my mouth.

[Sephex]

Chinese McDonalds and their newest abomination: double hamburger with two sausages and mustard on top.

http://i.imgur.com/nleao6L.jpg

it was actually pretty good I was incredibly drunk when I had it

SAUSAGES? ON A BURGER? When did this become a thing?!

I want this in my mouth.

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[Bubba]

Chinese McDonalds and their newest abomination: double hamburger with two sausages and mustard on top.

http://i.imgur.com/nleao6L.jpg

it was actually pretty good I was incredibly drunk when I had it

That looks about as appetising as congealed monkey vomit.

[Night Fury]

You guys haven't seen my instagram?

Ahhaaaa, man I'm so going to win this thread.

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[Jinx]

What's that first thing?

[Night Fury]

Chicken in Black Bean sauce with chillies, and some like, shaped boiled rice!

[Jinx]

The pastry and the drinks look really yummy.

[Araciel]

CRETON AND CRACKERS. YUM!

I had blissfully forgotten creton exists... Thanks a lot

[Pheesh]

You guys haven't seen my instagram?



Called it /smug

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can't tell what Locky eats behind all the pretentiousness.

[Bubba]

Can you not zoom out a bit next time, Locky?

That last one looks like an exotic rainforest. I'm half expecting David Attenborough to appear sneaking up on a macaw or something.

[Night Fury]

I can't tell what Locky eats behind all the pretentiousness.

You're just jealous cos you're not eating it yo

[Shorty]

I SUPPORT YOUR INSTAGRAMING, DAUGHTER

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can't tell what Locky eats behind all the pretentiousness.

You're just jealous cos you're not eating it yo

Mad jelly, brah.

[Night Fury]

THANK YOU MOTHER!

I totally forgot to instagram my lovely Thai Coconut Curry. It was like a veggie orgy in my mouth, I almost died.

[Denmark]

#instagram #food #sepiafilter #selfie #cant #make #fun #of #twitter #for #hashtags #when #theyre #even #worse #on #instagram #yep

[Night Fury]

I actually rarely hashtag on instagram.

[Pheesh]

#toocooltohashtag

[fire_of_avalon]

you made this thread just to dangle burgers in front of poor Philip.

I ate two Ikea hot dogs today. Use your imagination.
I was before you said to...

Also, bad Locky. No Instagram.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I have brownies in the oven. It is 1:40am. :D Pics will follow.

[Calliope]

#browns

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/fading_into_reality/brownies.jpg

PROOF! :D YUMMMY~

[Pheesh]

That picture makes it look like you have the hairiest legs known to man.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Maybe he's an ape.

[Shorty]

No. NCG has the hairiest legs known to man.

[NorthernChaosGod]

:(

[Shorty]

:love:

[Iceglow]

I'm not even going to compare my physical body hair levels to anyone on here, aside from Julian it'd simply be embarrassing for them and for me just a painful reminder that I might well be the most hairy man on eoff.

The other day I cooked an amazing pork sirloin steak, mash and mushy peas served with baked beans and what I missed from the plate in the picture I then taunted Parker with... some steamed veg. If I still have the picture of this later I will upload it.

[I Took the Red Pill]

it'd simply be embarrassing for themyou sure about that?

[Pheesh]

I'm not even going to compare my physical body hair levels to anyone on here, aside from Julian it'd simply be embarrassing for them

No, no, don't spare my feelings. Please post a comparative picture... you big man, you.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

That picture makes it look like you have the hairiest legs known to man.

Ironically, when I was younger I was asked if I shaved my legs because the hair was so blonde. :p

And yes, the lighting makes them look far more hairy than they are. They are average hairy. :p

[Night Fury]

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[Bubba]

I reckon I could give all you a run for your money in the old body hair department.

[Night Fury]

Pfft, you all need to see my legs right now.

[Bubba]

I was gonna suggest picture evidence from us all to compare but that might seriously de-rail this food thread.

[Parker]

I remember the day I finally noticed I had some hairs around my nips. Good day. I got like 5 on each nip now. Otherwise I am wholly hairless.

[Unbreakable Will]

Parker, bless you my son, I thought I was the only one with hairy nips and no other chest hair. The burden has been lifted. :p

[fire_of_avalon]

I love how the food thread has descended into the least appetizing thing ever. Yuck. Take it somewhere else. NOT TO ANOTHER THREAD.

[Sephex]

I love how the food thread has descended into the least appetizing thing ever. Yuck. Take it somewhere else. NOT TO ANOTHER THREAD.

But eating good food puts hair on your chest.

[Shorty]

ahahaha what did this turn into

I'm eating Little Caesar's. Nobody gets to see because it is amazing and I am hoarding an entire pizza to myself.

(over the course of two or three days)

(but maybe I'll fold it in half and unhinge my jaw like liz lemon instead)

[the_best_noob]

How does it take 2-3 days to eat a full pizza?
Preposterous

[Faris]

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Banana bread with walnuts, peanut butter chips, and chocolate chips. It is delicious.

[Parker]

wanna nom that bread

[Miriel]

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My instagram is like 90% food. :D

[Jinx]

Omg that sushi, I don't even

[Agent Proto]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGO-CoTCMAAvn3j.jpg

What I just recently ate.

[Rantz]

Everyone go home, all other pics look like refuse next to Miriel's.

I want that pie. ;____;

[Jinx]

Is that Sriracha? I put that stuff on everything.

[Agent Proto]

Everyone go home, all other pics look like refuse next to Miriel's.

I want that pie. ;____;

Is this a contest for best food picture? Because if it is, I wouldn't have bothered posting my picture of chicken teriyaki w/ Sriracha.

[Shlup]

I love how Proto's looks like a pile of shit next to Miriel's, when it'd probably normally look pretty good. I love little citrus bits on my sushi!

[Rantz]

Everyone go home, all other pics look like refuse next to Miriel's.

I want that pie. ;____;

Is this a contest for best food picture?

Yes.

[Evastio]

*snip*

You didn't see anything here...

[NorthernChaosGod]

EoFF: Turning everything into a pissing contest

[Evastio]

Wait, you mean this isn't the photo thread? They're always changing the photo thread's name to ridiculous things, and it's not like I keep track.

...this is awkward. When I finally post a full uncensored picture of myself, I post it in the wrong area.

That above sentence sounds really wrong...

[Araciel]

ahahaha what did this turn into

I'm eating Little Caesar's. Nobody gets to see because it is amazing and I am hoarding an entire pizza to myself.

(over the course of two or three days)

This is so wrong

[Chemical]

my house mate always heckles me for taking food pics... I just made this the other night:
Recipe: Banana Prawn Risotto | Recipes & More - Coles Recipes (http://recipes.coles.com.au/recipes/2716/banana-prawn-risotto/)
but instead of fennel I used leeks and basil.

http://recipes.coles.com.au/recipes/2716/picture-700x255/banana-prawn-risotto.jpg

[Jinx]

^^^



I want this in my mouth.

[Miriel]

Today's dinner:

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Broccolini, prosciutto, mushrooms, fried egg and lemon zest.

[Chemical]

In order to balance out Miriels beauty art of good food.... I present an experiment known as pizza mountain, it was awesome drunk:

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/560244_535612010005_938632156_n.jpg

[Jinx]

You lost me at olives. :(

How did that thing cook up?

[Chemical]

It took quite a while to cook, was roughly 90 minutes at 300 C, but since it was mostly cheese it melted downa bit. So yummy... I could only do one slice.

[Shiny]

Wow, I don't even know what to say that. SO MUCH MEAT :drool:

[Pike]

You all are jealous of this Ulster Fry

I miss Northern Ireland already because of stuff like this

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[Shauna]

You all are jealous of this Ulster Fry

I miss Northern Ireland already because of stuff like this

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Awww man I really want some tattie scones now. :( No square sausage though - that would push me into the truly jealous of your fry up.

[Aulayna]

You all are jealous of this Ulster Fry

I miss Northern Ireland already because of stuff like this

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There's a distinct lack of key Fry ingredients in that Photo. I can only assume you'd done the right thing and eaten them already.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You all are jealous of this Ulster Fry

I miss Northern Ireland already because of stuff like this

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I want that in my mouth.

[Calliope]

Any fry-up worth its salt need baked beans, mushrooms and tomatoes.

[Pike]

I'd already eaten part of it, yes. And good word it was filling. And amazing.

[Madame Adequate]

ITT people think they know what an Ulster Fry is when they've never even broken someone's knees. :colbert:

[Parker]

what's the difference between an Ulster Fry and any other Full English or similar breakfast

[Pheesh]

I got no invitations to family dinners for saturday night so I had to take matters into my own hands

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/IMG_1378_zps66eeeabc.jpg

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/IMG_1379_zps389c214c.jpg

Cooking for myself on easter, it ain't right :colbert:

[Jinx]

That looks really good, though.

[Lonely Paper Star]

The Hyatt Regency (where the anime convention was) is right across the street from where these food trucks were set up.


http://a.yfrog.com/img640/8091/i8lgtq.jpg


http://a.yfrog.com/img878/523/eh2pwk.jpg

Grilled cheese sandwich with goat cheese, monterey jack, arugula, tomato, and a fried egg on wheat.

Pics kind of blurry because phone camera. And I'm not good at taking pictures.





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[Denmark]

oh i just had a burrito but i sucked it down too fast to take a picture. whoops.

[Lonely Paper Star]

oh i just had a burrito but i sucked it down too fast to take a picture. whoops.

This is why I'd make a bad food blogger and photographer. D:

[Pike]

what's the difference between an Ulster Fry and any other Full English or similar breakfast

An Ulster Fry is made with baseball bats and broken kneecaps

[Madame Adequate]

what's the difference between an Ulster Fry and any other Full English or similar breakfast

Soda farls and boxty.

[Parker]

OK Pike I get it :|

I had no idea what farls or boxty were so I googled and they look pretty cool to me. Yummers.


I'm shaming Shauna and Locky by eating pie from a tin... and not even Fray Bentos but a cheaper alternative!

[Lonely Paper Star]

Surprised this thread didn't get moved to Quina's Kitchen. :V

[Shauna]

I'm shaming Shauna and Locky by eating pie from a tin... and not even Fray Bentos but a cheaper alternative!

There's a cheaper alternative?!

[Bubba]

My girlfriend's Dad's business partner took us both for a ridiculously posh meal when were in Dubai recently. We went to Gary Rhodes' restaurant (Rhodes Mezzanine) in the Grosvenor Hotel.

Rhodes Mezzanine Restaurant Dubai, Rhodes Mezzanine British Cuisine Restaurant Grosvenor House Dubai (http://www.royaldiningcollection.com/restaurant-details.aspx?rId=26&t=Rhodes-Mezzanine)

These pictures don't really do the food justice but here some of things we had on the night.

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Jasmine tea-infused smoked salmon with quails egg and shallot rings

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Roast Duck with crackling on a bed of parsnips with red cabbage and potato

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Pigeon on a spiced black pudding base

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Pork belly with crackling, apple rolls, peas and potato


Everything I put in my mouth was like nothing I've tasted before. There were also lots of dishes in between like white tomato soup and even hot cross buns! God only knows how much it all came to but I'm glad I wasn't paying :erm:

[Miriel]

Nom nom nom nom!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/b060aa8a-43b6-4f87-a45a-ff194a1e77ab_zpsc98fa224.jpg

Bacon & egg tacos!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/09687f83-37a0-4e1a-af5f-3545fee13f1f_zpsfe69f09b.jpg

[Rantz]

Drooooooool!

[Miriel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/af97d981-2426-4d0d-97ad-23d50d029dfe_zpsa7f2f670.jpg
Caramelized red onion and mushroom quesadillas & southwestern quinoa salad.

[Jinx]

I don't like onion, but you've made me want to try that, Miriel. You and your wizard photographer magic picture taking skills. ;-;

[Rostum]

Miriel wins this thread.

[Miriel]

I don't like onion, but you've made me want to try that, Miriel. You and your wizard photographer magic picture taking skills. ;-;

Caramelized red onions taste like candy!

[Pike]

I feel like that when it comes to this subforum

Miriel is Remy (the one on the left) and I'm the other guy

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[DK]

caramalized red onions are the best thing. my cousin ran her own catering business for a long time and whenever she did canopes she would do this mini goats cheese and caramlized red onion tart and god motherfucking damn I could eat them until I was physically unable to move.

[Iceglow]

I'll second the caramelised red onion and goats cheese! There was a pizza we used to make in Pizza Hut specially for staff; super thin base, bbq/tomato sauce depending on taste, caramelized onion, goats cheese, parma ham, cherry tomatoes, olives. OMDFG divine!

[Calliope]

Last weekend was World Vegan Bakesale Day or something, so naturally I did my part. For the animals.

http://i44.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/zvp1k.jpg

[Formalhaut]

That looks smurfing delicious.

[Miriel]

Del Murder and I made slutty brownies yesterday. Brownies, oreos, chocolate chip cookies, all in one amazing concoction.

So smurfing good!

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[Night Fury]

Mine were better looking!

[Chris]

I ate three of these yesterday: http://www.hindbersnitten.dk/recipepics/302.jpg

[Shiny]

Nom nom nom nom!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/b060aa8a-43b6-4f87-a45a-ff194a1e77ab_zpsc98fa224.jpg

Mmm, Korean food. I want the biggest bowl because I will devour anything with seaweed.

Anyway, I recently went to Max Brenner, which is a famous desert restaurant in Manhattan.

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Crepe with bananas, chocolate, and nuts inside. Topped with powdered sugar, and then eventually hazel nut ice cream and syrup.

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This was decent, but not the best cappuccino I've ever had. Also the cream totally looks like an onion. It's supposed to look like a leaf.

[Unbreakable Will]

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[Miriel]

Tonight's dinner: Marinated mahi mahi, roasted cherry tomatoes with basil, twice baked cauliflower mash, fried mushrooms, roasted asparagus and lemon butter dressing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/2cd44773-5a7a-4c27-9978-a6fff01a493e_zpsa5deeb4f.jpg

[Rostum]

I'm actually considering starting a health food blog with my girlfriend. We're getting a lot better at cooking extremely delicious and healthy foods, and she's also a qualified nutritionist / dietitian.

Anyways...


This is a vegetable soup with pig hock, chicken, and brown rice (warning: extremely delicious):
http://distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com/19b1695ecdca11e2b6c722000a9d0edd_7.jpg

Made a nice pan fried blue grenadier with buttered corn and tomato salsa for lunch today:
http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/ed57f822cd9311e29bea22000a1f90d2_7.jpg

Here's some Moroccan chicken with avocado salsa and salad:
http://distilleryimage11.s3.amazonaws.com/a491bce6c6c111e2800922000a9e5110_7.jpg

An alternative to that is with wholemeal bread rolls with oregano, roast chicken and a tomato / avocado / lettuce salad:
http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/1dae25a8ccce11e2be1e22000aaa041f_7.jpg

Here's some delicious corn fritters with avocado salsa:
http://distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com/24b7b3d0c05a11e2942f22000a9f140e_7.jpg

Some pumpkin porridge with pine nuts, served with healthy Korean beef patties:
http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/1adc4422bf9f11e2a03b22000a1f92d6_7.jpg

A zucchini slice that has tomato, red onion, mushrooms, cheese and a little bit of bacon:
http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/9b39a302b79911e2996f22000a1fbc6f_7.jpg

A nice healthy, but typical, chicken pad thai stir fry:
http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/a5efa53ea74111e2873222000a1f9e77_7.jpg

Made from scratch, a lemon and lime tart:
http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/4b1bfc0e9ea211e28fba22000a1fb1a7_7.jpg

Hot cross buns:
http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/14718ca6863711e2bccc22000a1f8cda_7.jpg

A Korean chicken soup with sides:
http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/251c2a4e9b6c11e2930822000a1fab4e_7.jpg



Sashimi served in ice:
http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/f33b7236b18311e29ad022000a1f9a79_7.jpg

Some delicious macaroons:
http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/46ffc5f283e911e29a5822000a9f15d4_7.jpg

Pork and truffle dumplings:
http://distilleryimage10.s3.amazonaws.com/3f7cea9a83d411e29a5822000a9f15d4_7.jpg

Yum cha!
http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/333fd1c0c8d511e2a5b622000a9f1254_7.jpg

Mexican food! With quinoa and chicken salad, and a beef/mixed bean burrito:
http://distilleryimage5.s3.amazonaws.com/26ad4962c99b11e2bfdf22000aa80117_7.jpg


I hope you enjoy my food journey in the last month or so. :) Do you think I should start a blog with recipes and nutritional information?

[Jinx]

Is that butter or something else in those hot-cross buns?

[Rostum]

That's just the usual hot cross buns "cross", done with a flour paste.

[Jinx]

That's just the usual hot cross buns "cross", done with a flour paste.

Oh, okay! I've never had hot cross buns. :)

[Pheesh]

My amazing new house guest cooked us a Sunday roast yesterday (I was there for moral support and potato mashing services)


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It was absolutely amazeballs

[Jinx]

omg yum

[Shorty]

Iced chai latte with vanilla almond milk and strawberries :jess:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a6b4b755004646f52026ba2c3ed634f/tumblr_mr0w2hY2p21r2oop8o1_500.jpg

[noxious.sunshine]

I just made the best salsa ever. The bf says it's hella spicy, but it's really not. Like Wtf is wrong w him?

I'm making chicken & fried potato taquitos and steamed brown rice. Yum!!

[Pheesh]

The last 2 sundays have been my turn at roast night (although the beef was closer to a 50/50 effort).


https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40529396/IMG_1557.JPG

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40529396/IMG_1558.JPG



https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40529396/IMG_1562.JPG

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40529396/IMG_1564.JPG



Sunday is a day of deliciousness.

[noxious.sunshine]

I love lamb. *drools*

[Pheesh]

Happy to say I was responsible for this'n, the blurry pic doesn't really do it justice though :(

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/40529396/Photo%2013-08-13%207%2008%2001%20PM.jpg

[Jinx]

It's blurry, but it looks damn delicious. Recipe plz?

[Pheesh]

Jamie Oliver | Official site for recipes, books, tv, restaurants and food revolution (http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/chicken-recipes/quick-crispy-chicken-with-tomatoes-asparagus)

It's me you're talking about. Every recipe is either my Nona or Jamie Oliver.

[Jinx]

Thanks for the recipe. :D

[Shorty]

I made french macaroons :love:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8GrP1uyF2zI/UgmmwgfKysI/AAAAAAAAAY4/Gi_diRxgO9I/s400/1376364186.jpg

sorry about the edges don't care enough to fix them

edit: also we made a test wedding cake for my sister tonight! Super soft spongy lemon cake with sweet cream cheese frosting. We have to wait until tomorrow to eat it, though, because my mom wants to tests how well it sets :(