If you could change your real name right now

[Aulayna]

What would you change it too and why?

[Shorty]

If I were going to change my name right now, the very first thing that pops into my head is Zillah. The first time I heard this name was in 88 Lines About 44 Women (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_Lines_About_44_Women):


Zillah was an archetype
The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath

It just always stuck out to me since then. I name all of my (female) characters in video games Zillah. I like S/Z names and names that end with Hs, like mine. It's pretty unique and fits the bill, so!

Then I'd have to change my last name to something else, because Zillah Cobb sounds ridiculous.

[Jinx]

I've always wanted to change my name to my middle name, Elayne. But when I hear my middle name and last name without my first name, it sounds do incomplete.

I like Sam/Samantha.

[Laddy]

Zhayvar Qaxtain. I want to be a wizard.

[Depression Moon]

Not sure about my first and middle off the top of my head, but I would remove my last name to something with an African background after I've researched which part of the continent my ancestors came from.

Why I'd want to do it, to remove the mark that's been stained from the oppressors of slavery.

[Shorty]

Zhayvar Qaxtain. I want to be a wizard.

The gayest wizard of them all!







* beside Dumbledore

[Jinx]

Zhayvar Qaxtain. I want to be a wizard.

The gayest wizard of them all!







* beside Dumbledore

Gandalf.

[Shorty]

No, that's just Ian McKellan.

[Bunny]

Zzyxx Qukz

[Aulayna]

Then I'd have to change my last name to something else, because Zillah Cobb sounds ridiculous.

Unless you want to be a camp villain - in which case it sounds amazing.

[Slothy]

Is Jim a bit too obvious?

Actually, I wouldn't want to change my name, but being a big Dune fan I'd actually kind of like to stick Leto in there somewhere.

[Shorty]

Then I'd have to change my last name to something else, because Zillah Cobb sounds ridiculous.

Unless you want to be a camp villain - in which case it sounds amazing.

But it sounds so plain ;__________;

[Jinx]

Then I'd have to change my last name to something else, because Zillah Cobb sounds ridiculous.

Unless you want to be a camp villain - in which case it sounds amazing.

But it sounds so plain ;__________;

Zillah Cobbaras

LIKE SARAH SEE

[The Man]

Jean-Luc Picard. But then, to live up to the greatness of the name, I'd actually have to be Patrick Stewart, and obviously that's an impossible life goal.

[Shiny]

Zamora, because it's still cool and easy to pronounce since people seem to have trouble pronouncing my real name.

[Quindiana Jones]

Is your real name Cthulu? People suck at pronouncing Cthulu.

I would change my name to Sir Albert Cocksworth.

[The Man]

It's Cthulhu anyway. Everyone always leaves out the second h.

[Quindiana Jones]

Y'know, as I was writing it, I felt it looked a little empty, but I couldn't pinpoint exactly what was missing. Cthulhu. That's much better.

[Pike]

I'd pull a Teller and just name myself Pike.

[Rantz]

o_O. Pronounced "Oh Underscore Oh".

Ninja'ing it before Mike gets it. It's as great a name in meatspace as it is online, because your first name would be Oh and that makes for great situational comedy.

[the_best_noob]

From Bradley to Garth. Garth Fagan.... I like it

[Jinx]

Why is it meatspace, and not meetspace?

I am not meat.

(Okay, I am, but still.)

[Cloudane]

Fluttershy

(not really (http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/brony-changes-his-name-to-fluttershy.html))

The Final Fanatic in me says Cloud. There was a guy in my jobseekers club (enforced government thing) a while back who I didn't know the real name of who claimed to have changed his name legally to Cloud but I'm pretty sure the supervisor called him "Robert" or something, so yyyyyeah.

Hmmmmm

How about Cloud Squall Dale
shortened to Cloud S. Dale
That could work.

Then the Trekkie in me says we also need to get into long distance space travel.

Captain Cloud S Dale of the USS Pegasus

Encapsulate ALL my fandoms!!

[Denmark]

Hercules Rockefeller.

and that's the end of that chapter.

[krissy]

batman spiderman

[Calliope]

Raymond Luxury-Yacht

[Parker]

Horatio Cumlord

[o_O]

o_O. Pronounced "Oh Underscore Oh".

Ninja'ing it before Mike gets it. It's as great a name in meatspace as it is online, because your first name would be Oh and that makes for great situational comedy.

HOW VERY DARE YOU?

Lucky for you I'm on a Kenneth Doubledogs kick at the moment. I'm sure it'll be something different next week.

[Calliope]

Maxx Power

[The Man]

Raymond Luxury-YachtLet me guess, it's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove"?

[Rocket Edge]

Hmm.. difficult choice. Either princess consuela or crap bag.

[Calliope]

Raymond Luxury-YachtLet me guess, it's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove"?

:D

[Mikztsu]

I would be just Tim without last name. Oldie but goldie.

[Shiny]

Nevermind, brb. Naming myself Leroy Jenkins.

[Chemical]

I would be just Tim without last name. Oldie but goldie.
"There are some who call me..... TiiiIIiiiiimmmmMmm?"

To think I waited to post here because I was thinking of a serious name change. I don't know what came over me.

[Cloudane]

There's always naming yourself after a car as well.

The name's Ford Focus. Hmmmmm....

[maybee]

Nevermind, brb. Naming myself Leroy Jenkins.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEE-RoOOOY JENkkinnns

[The Man]

There's always naming yourself after a car as well.

The name's Ford Focus. Hmmmmm....If you're going to name yourself after a car, you might as well go for a Hitchhiker's reference as well and name yourself Ford Prefect.

[Bubba]

Marmaduke Bagglehole

[Clo]

Esmeralda Enola Gay Boy Hey Boy Shaquanda William-Movsvalski

[Night Fury]

Unidastazovamerikaliqua

[Cloudane]

There's always naming yourself after a car as well.

The name's Ford Focus. Hmmmmm....If you're going to name yourself after a car, you might as well go for a Hitchhiker's reference as well and name yourself Ford Prefect.

That was the joke, no such model in this era you see :)

[The Man]

There never was one in the U.S., so a lot of people never got the joke to begin with.

[Unbreakable Will]

Ben Dover

[Jinx]

Ben Dover

Jack Mehoff

[kotora]

My name is a total nerdy white boy name. If I gotta have an anglophone name anyway, I'd rather have a cool action guy name, like Vin or Chase.

[the_best_noob]

E. Jack Ulation

[Jinx]

My name is a total nerdy white boy name. If I gotta have an anglophone name anyway, I'd rather have a cool action guy name, like Vin or Chase.

Your last name is like 1000 angels singing, though.

[Sephiroth]

Hmm.. difficult choice. Either princess consuela or crap bag.

Either you watch too much Friends or I do for knowing what you are talking about.


Maxx Power

I also thought about that.

[Cloudane]

There never was one in the U.S., so a lot of people never got the joke to begin with.

That's their fault for being in a bad country :colbert:

[Rantz]

Rappity Boppity Bing Bang.

[Formalhaut]

I'd quite like to change one of my middle names to Formy actually. That way, I'd be either:

- Jordan Patrick Formy Cleary
- Jordan Formy O'Donnell Cleary

I prefer the second one to be honest.

[Jinx]

Rappity Boppity Bing Bang.

For a second I thought this said Rabbity Babbity.



:(((((

[kotora]

My name is a total nerdy white boy name. If I gotta have an anglophone name anyway, I'd rather have a cool action guy name, like Vin or Chase.

Your last name is like 1000 angels singing, though.

Until you hear it pronounced by the people in this country, which is a sound more reminiscent of a million demons in hell vomiting into each other's mouths. If I get married, I'll probably switch to my wife's name :|

[Skyblade]

I've always wanted to change my name to my middle name, Elayne. But when I hear my middle name and last name without my first name, it sounds do incomplete.

I like Sam/Samantha.

I always figured you for a Samwise. :whaaa:

[TrollHunter]

Maxx Power

42339


Hmm... I don't know really. I quite like the name Brady.
Maybe Ivan?
Or maybe Armando Awesomenator

[Citizen Bleys]

I've given serious consideration to changing my name legally to Bleys Jackson Maynard, but I've stopped out of consideration for my stepfather.

[Bubba]

For a second I thought this said Rabbity Babbity.

Wasn't it Babbity Rabbity... and the cackling stump?

[Denmark]

For a second I thought this said Rabbity Babbity.

Wasn't it Babbity Rabbity... and the cackling stump?

"Babbity Rabbity and her Cackling Stump is the stupidest title ever written by man or beast and of course when I wrote it, I never- I had not, at the point, when I gave Ron that title, I didn't imagine for a second that I was actually going to write the story"
—J. K. Rowling[src (http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/J.K._Rowling_PotterCast_Interview)]