Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Gaius]

That's how we kindergarten cops roll, man. (thought you'd forgotten about me)

[[M] Gaius]

Do you have a headache yet? Cause it might be a tumor. Or it might just be me under your skin.

[[M] Gaius]

Diesel died, I'm sure, because you thought he was smart enough to figure you out, and you didn't think I was, and who's going to listen to Stallone, he came in late, and you knew you had Uma and Willis already in your pocket.

Except, I don't think you've fooled Uma like you think you've fooled her.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Vin Diesel didn't suspect me. I would have had no reason to kill him. If I was the Mafia, I would have killed Bruce Willis at the start because he's clever. Even under current conditions, I would have shot you last night, lynched Vin Diesel today, shot Sylvester Stallone tonight and then lynched Uma Thurman for having the only "non-confirmed" role. It's fucking simple, Arnold. I applaud you for trying though.

[[M] Gaius]

It's a slow clap thought, right? Because we just wouldn't be who we are if it were otherwise.

[[M] Gaius]

I must say, you are rather brave. Risking the game on how much you think you've suckered the rest of them.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

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[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241663']I must say, you are rather brave. Risking the game on how much you think you've suckered the rest of them.

I'm not risking anything. I already won, Arnold. You said that yourself. Samuel L Jackson has won. Whatever happens, I am still the victor. I claimed a dozen different roles and the only people that bit have been dirty scum bags and Goldenboko. That's telling you something, ain't it? The Mafia can win and it won't be my fault, it will be your fault, and the fault of everybody who voted for Sigourney Weaver before Jason Statham.

Ain't my problem, nigga. Ain't my problem.

[[M] Gaius]

It's negger, sir.

And it certainly was a long, fruitful career you made for yourself. You fooled everyone right up till...almost the end, and then you got caught. You can be proud of your survival up to this point, I won't try to take that away from you. But this one is all that matters, and your feint isn't going to work. I don't believe that Uma, Stallone, and Willis are all so blinded.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

It was always a case of

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/sam11.jpg?w=500&h=471

But I was fortunate to have my Unbreakable Man there, and now, to clean up the mess. But it's okay, because you're going to be lynched tomorrow and the Town is going to win. You came so close but you muffed it at the last. Oh, and about Uma, Stallone, and Willis not believing me?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meis3sBZOA1rzdo9fo2_250.gif

[[M] Gaius]

Willis maybe, but Uma was onto you before I was. You can keep your money, too. You'll need a new posse to go with your penthouse. I don't think your old one will care to see you since you sacrificed them and still couldn't pull off a win for them.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Did you notice the lack of night kill on night 7? Of course you did. That's why you're trying to lynch me. Unless someone else is trying to claim a protective role, you're the one trying to screw the town, Arnold Schwarzenegger. How exciting is this? I'm helping you get that one step closer only to completely bury you at the last.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Oh hush, as if I need a posse. I didn't kill off anybody, either. I was only involved in two lynches - Daniel Craig who was an utter madman by the end of things, and Jason Statham who was as dirty as a rat. You were involved in those two, so we're even, I guess, until you count the fact that you buried our cop Weaver, you buried Clint Eastwood, and you helped Harrison Ford step over into the great beyond. I'll give you the fact that you got Seagal, but that doesn't fix the fact you've killed more townies than you've saved.

Samuel L Jackson is always a man on his own, doing his own thing. It's just fortunate that my goals aligned with the Town's for the most part.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

That should be Night 6, mind you. Oh no a mistake better lynch him :monster:

[[M] Gaius]

I guess you forgot that I kept the heat off Ford for days, told Diesel, Uma, everybody else who voted for him that he was clean. I voted for him when he asked me to, ostensibly to prove his innocence.

I buried Weaver, and I acknowledged it when I did it. Everyone knows she did that to herself, and plenty of good people and smart people voted for her too.

[[M] Gaius]

Slip of the tongue? It happens.

[[M] Gaius]

If we're going to lynch "randomly" until we hit someone, I would say we do Clint Eastwood, Daniel Craig, and Nicolas Cage

I guess you remember that you were going after Ford that day. When people seemed to be going after Eastwood instead...well, you got all on-board with that, didn't ya?

See the thing is, you do a lot of talking and finger pointing, but when it comes down to it you're too chickenshit to actually put your money where your mouth is. We're not blind though, Jackson. I'm certainly not.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

:hahaha:

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

"Oh no you have caught me out! I was the Godfather all along!" Honestly, this has to be an elaborate joke. If it's about all the sweary gifs, then harden up you sack of shit. If it's about some sort of bad blood over you know what, then what the fuck is your problem. I honestly don't understand how you can be this stupid :hahaha:

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[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Don't worry though, this was only ever a temporary thing. But oh goodness you have made it so worthwhile.

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[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I knew, like we all did, that the plan was going to result in the death of townspeople. A complete mong would be able to figure that out.

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[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

But let me clear one thing up: I was never, at any point, trying to get Harrison Ford lynched. I knew he was innocent from the first time he poked his devilishly handsome face into the thread. I trusted him even more than I trusted Bruce Willis!

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[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

##Unvote: [M] Samuel L Jackson
##Vote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'll change it back once I get a second vote, I think people are a little intimidated right now. ;) This is a nice reinforcement that you're the one that's going to lose, though, Arnie.

[[M] Gaius]

Ohhhh, that one was elaborate. :cheer:

[[M] Gaius]

Oh there it is, I knew it was coming. I knew you were a coward.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

read this

haha i win

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

also shut up mango i am going to help the town much more than you

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

yeah im starting stuff with you mango come fight me good

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

mango got them not!

facade!
facade!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

then take from this never to go away for lunch

stay here

forever

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

the scum will win the scum will win~
they sang!!!
the town has won the town has won~
they sang!!!

for has not the town won already indeed it has but the town will win alone no scum to poison these pure waters~
they sang!!!

##Unvote: [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger
##Vote: [M] Samuel L Jackson

you silly mango you know i am weak to provocation

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

well when the game started we all could win

but now only town may win

and so some of us must lose,

as we knew we must in the beginning

can they're been a lose with a whiner?

not!!!

clean up on page fourteen

as well as every after

and every before

for there is a traitor amongst us!

i been forgot my xDs so here are lots to keep them all company

xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD
xD

if you want more ask and answer the riddle

you know the riddle

the riddle that goes

four legs in the morning
two at noon
and three in the evening

dont call it personal because i know its not but when you come back youll see that i made a selfish and ruined all your plansies~

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

then it is working!!!

i am the win thief!!!

i steal all your wins!!!

and give them to town!!!

so they have more!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

why didnt anyone see this on day one i wonder

sneaky sneaky thiefies!!!

STEALIN ALL YER WINSIES!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

oh no where did my english go

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

i say everything

what i should say now

tell me everything!!!

all your little secrets!!!

first mango arnold go tell us all your secrets!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

let me show my worth all of you and say them all!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

dont tell me i am going to make you win without the betrayer

you dont want him on your team its not fun

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

every one who help out town have to put songs here i go second

You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
Now can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know ...

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

another one for all of you

they say
they say the truth will set you free,
so why am i in chains?
they say
they say the best things come
the best things come to those who wait
who will wait for me?
id lay down my life
fall to my knees
if youd surrender your arms
run into mine
and lay down with me
who knows
who knows what right anymore
i dont wanna fight anymore
ive been fighting for too long
we will find a way
make our own
somewhere far away from here
dont look down
here i come
one day ill find you
and lay down my life
fall to my knees
if youd surrender your arms
run into mine
and lay down with me
if what dont kill you only makes you stronger
why do i still feel the pain
id rather die than have to wait much longer
this kinda living drives a man
it drives a man insane
id lay down my life
fall to my knees
if youd surrender your arms
run into mine
and lay down with me
so surrender your arms
run into mine
and lay down with me

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

oh no i talkin to mahself

or am i just thinking

its been so long in the dark with no one else that i can hardly tell the difference anymore

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

arnold will not respond arnold will not respond!!!

fruity basket man i am sorry for desking your head

<3

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

spam is meat you silly!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

*one first day at school*
student - teacher where is speech 304 at
teacher - never end a sentence in a preposition
student - oh sorry teacher where is speech 304 at bitch

>:

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

its all politics!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

i want the uma here so that we can argue too

maybe we have a threesome with arnold ;)

[[M] Gaius]

Don't want to slow your roll, man. Wanted to see how long you could keep that up.

I am very slightly disappointed.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

he will join in i know it!!!

i will try not to argue with him so that you dont get massive things!!!

you wanna join in the sexkcs, sly i know you are innocent too

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241731']Don't want to slow your roll, man. Wanted to see how long you could keep that up.

I am very slightly disappointed.

you put the dream in my reality~

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

im not messin with any heads nope!!!

if you think about it its simple

think think think
tap tap tap
dunk dunk dunk
idea!

someone ask me questions!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

get ready for anal!

anaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalGO

[[M] Gaius]

Kind of wanting all of them here, so everyone can get a vote in and we really know where we stand.


Also, I'm entirely sure I couldn't handle Uma alone, let alone the two of you.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

dont you see cant you see it was never about you it was always about meeeee

i am the winner and i have been always you are a loser arnold no more chicken dinner

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

THERE ARE NO PIPES

[[M] Gaius]

=(

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

(that one was for Bleysie poo :aimkiss:)

[[M] Gaius]

THERE ARE NO PEEPS

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

MY PANTIES
OH GOD MY PANTIES

[[M] Gaius]

And Easter barely over.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

also the plan will work i know why because i know you arnie and i know what you are and i know who you work with

did you know he works with you

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

i think i didnt know everything

now i see

multiple godfathers

[[M] Gaius]

Man, fuck you, I said I was a Godmother. I thought we were past the accusations.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

i dont say that on the post where i say this

he cant be the last mafia ever

the mafia always got => 2

you know this

you playin silly

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

peachy for president vote peachy for president vote peachy!!!

vote vote vote vote meeeeeee

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

notaloon
notaloon
i know everything
notaloon

arnold just admitted that he is mafia godmother
its absolute
vote vote

[[M] Gaius]

This just isn't the same without gifs. You're just not the same man.

Slaphappy much?

[[M] Gaius]

Fairy Godmother, fool, get it right, or you get no wishes. I leave you a pumpkin.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

fruits are all seeds so they are guys

yey homo

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241754']This just isn't the same without gifs. You're just not the same man.

Slaphappy much?

you are missing the point entirely you silly buffoon

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

make a smile for the town
town win
town win
this game will be
a town win
to tell about

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

woo i am contageiousnesser and we all haev my aids now

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

arnold there is a method to my madness the picture isnt good

[[M] Gaius]

There may be method in't, but you're not on't.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

vote vote vote!!!
make a smile for the town

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

oh boy you have all my secret!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

i dont know but you should get him good!!!

ill help!!!

with our paurs kumbainds we ar capin flooooruuup

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

hey someone tell me i wanna know who we got on the one for the yesterday when we had that other one because i dont think there was

[[M] Gaius]

I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

stories over stories over the town has one!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241767']I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down, for yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.

get out of here nerd

[[M] Gaius]

And if the crab could go as backward as you, it'd have no need of a shell.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

robot is the fanfare woo

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

i put the poison in both cups!!!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

this is not as good as that other time that this happened

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

its been so long since i have seen the likes of you
it seems so wrong just giving credit where i know its due
how will i know when ive gone too far to come back home
i have found it feels much better when i have something left to hide
and if you dont mind ill make this disappear before your very eyes
but wait theres so much more
that was just the beginning
your so naive
wait till your trust gets murdered
will you still believe
its taking too long
the meaning is gone
the cross is too heavy to carry
and i cant carry on
how will i know when ive gone too far to come back home
how will i know when ive gone too far to come back home
it makes no difference when its all the same
its always easy when your someone special just like whats his name
makes no difference when its all the same
its always easy when your someone special just like whats his name
just like whats his name
youre just like whats his name
your just like whats his name
oh it makes no difference when its all the same
its always easy when youre someone special just like what his name
makes no difference its all the same
its always easy when your someone special like whats his name
just like whats his name
your just like...
it stays inside
it lets you know
it stays inside
it lets you know
it ties you up with foolish pride
and lets you go
it lets you go

[[M] Gaius]

Inconceivable!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

what am i waiting for
if push came to shove we would all fall down
i just can give you anymore
feel like im failing
this cant be happening to me
i dont even know what ive become
its over theres nothing but disease
its killing every part of what i thought i was
what are you praying for
if push came to shove we would all fall down
you just cant take enough can you
thats why were failing
my heart is already dead
i dont think you notice
i dont think i care
just listen to the nothing in my head
tell me what the smurf you think im supposed to do out there
ill drown again
ill drown again
ill drown again
held down again
ill drown again
its like they say you still feel your missing limb
it never goes away
it just keeps digging in
what are we waiting for
if push came to shove we would all fall down
i just cant give you anymore
im failing everyone
what are we waiting for
if push came to shove we would all fall down
i just cant give you anymore
oh i feel like im failing everyone

[[M] Gaius]

You're with a rookie, that's why.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241776']Inconceivable!

last time my homeslice and i were tearing it up

those were the days

back when there was hope

and then

del murder

[[M] Gaius]

:nod:

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241778']You're with a rookie, that's why.

youre not really a part of this

youre just like

the audience

clap clap clap youve got the clap

also you are no rookie

not anymore

:aimkiss:

[[M] Gaius]

No, no, no

clearly a rookie. The second coming of HC.

Perpetual rookie.

Can't go backwards. Nobody can.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

<acronym title="Oh my goodness">OMG</acronym> THE TURTAL

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241782']No, no, no

clearly a rookie. The second coming of HC.

Perpetual rookie.

Can't go backwards. Nobody can.

HC was the second coming of HC

he was already here once

he has been here again

THERE ARE NO FUTURES

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

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[[M] Gaius]

You can't appeal to a man's stomach when he's in a standoff. It's not fair.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

MAKE A SMILE MAKE A SMILE THE TOWNS GONNA WIN AGAIN!!!

[[M] Gaius]

OOC: who won anniversary?

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Leon lost Anniversary.

[[M] Gaius]

Death's the only way to be out of character. Act 1 on hands and knees, Act 2 walking alone, Act 3 with a cane, 4, 2, 3 legged characters.

[[M] Gaius]

I'm your Oedipus.

Who's my daddy?

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

They say it's always good to end a paper with a quote. They say someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241792']Death's the only way to be out of character. Act 1 on hands and knees, Act 2 walking alone, Act 3 with a cane, 4, 2, 3 legged characters.

I am always in character

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Mistah Kurtz-he dead
A penny for the Old Guy


I

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us-if at all-not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.


II

Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death's dream kingdom
These do not appear:
There, the eyes are
Sunlight on a broken column
There, is a tree swinging
And voices are
In the wind's singing
More distant and more solemn
Than a fading star.

Let me be no nearer
In death's dream kingdom
Let me also wear
Such deliberate disguises
Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
In a field
Behaving as the wind behaves
No nearer-

Not that final meeting
In the twilight kingdom


III

This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.

Is it like this
In death's other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.


IV

The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms

In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river

Sightless, unless
The eyes reappear
As the perpetual star
Multifoliate rose
Of death's twilight kingdom
The hope only
Of empty men.


V

Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom

Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long

Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom

For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

http://cdn.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/samuel-nicki.jpg

[[M] Gaius]

I knew we had something in common. :bro:

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

What colour do you paint the sun and the wind, Arnold? What colour?

[[M] Gaius]

All the colours, Sam. Do you think me a savage?

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

That's not the answer I was looking for. It helps narrow down who you are not, however.

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[[M] Gaius]

Black is all the colors, man, all the damn colors.

[[M] Gaius]

Haha, you think you can read me like I'm not the mobius.
What goes around comes around.
Or is it the other way around.

[[M] Gaius]

You can dot a line, but you can't line a dot. You can't read what has no edges.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

It's all the way around.

You did not respond in the desired fashion. That simply means that, instead of sticking around here, I'm going to be more productive elsewhere. We can't all stumble into some free time Arnold; some of us have shit to do, motherfucker.

It's been real though.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241804']You can dot a line, but you can't line a dot.

It's called connect-the-dots, duh.

[[M] Gaius]

You fell into my trap, so easy, there's only one person who doesn't know the difference between singular and plural words.

Oh, you're leavin'. It's been real.

OOC: Thanks. =)

[[M] Gaius]

I can finally sleep lol. I guess we'll find out later if I convinced anyone.

[[M] Dee]

To reach salvation, we must kill our savior. Sam, this game is no longer about scum and not scum, mafia and town, or any of that shit. It doesn't matter who I believe. The fact of the matter is, you have cheated us all - you know exactly have to you have done. The time has come for :jiro: to pay for his crimes.

Silly rabbit, trix are for kids.
##vote: Sam

[[M] Dee]

http://www.sandarsdimension.com/galleries/cowboybebop/gifs/FayeGun.gif

As Uma would say, "DIE BITCH!"

[[M] Dee]

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raaaaaaaagh!

[[M] Dee]

Serious face killshot
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[[M] Dee]

My work here is done.

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[[M] Gaius]

There you go Uma. You are every bit the visionary I thought you were.

[[M] Dee]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241826']There you go Uma. You are every bit the visionary I thought you were.

You're rescue was not caused by your actions, instead by the crime of our Doctor. Mafia is sacred, and he has defiled it. He has no place among the living, you're next Arnold my boy!

[[M] Gaius]

Oh I understand, I understood from the beginning where everything would lead, but I did my part in getting us here.

[[M] Dee]

Let's also take a moment to atone and note how Sam's hubris in sin has killed himself with that vote on himself.

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Sorry, just woke up. Guess I've got no time to read to catch up. Need to make the move.

##Vote: Samuel L Jackson

[[M] Gaius]

Well, that's a step further than what I expected.

[[M] Dee]

Sylvester Stallone;3241833']Sorry, just woke up. Guess I've got no time to read to catch up. Need to make the move.

##Vote: Samuel L Jackson

The move was already done lying sly. But high five for helping me punish THE DEFILER.

[[M] Gaius]

Uh, quite a bit to catch up on from this morning. Sam and I had, uh, a discussion.

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

Arnold Schwarzenegger;3241836']Uh, quite a bit to catch up on from this morning. Sam and I had, uh, a discussion.


Sam wasn't fit enough for the Expendables anyway.

[[M] Helo]

What is dead may never die.

##vote: Samuel L Jackson

[[M] Gaius]

But rises again harder and stronger.

##vote: Samuel Vin Roosevelt

[[M] Helo]

Oh yeah

##vote: Teddy Roosevelt

He has it coming too. Oh, and

##vote: Harrison Ford

Because I was right.

[[M] Gaius]

I know the rest of you have everything figured out because you're geniuses and everything, but I personally wish Teddy would show up and give the wrap-up.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Come on guys! xD Day over, flavor text coming.

[[M] Apollo]

What is dead may never die.

##Vote: Samuel L. Jackson

[[M] Gaius]

:love:

[[M] Mom – Host]

Click. [Warning, Violence] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_c32Fncnr8)

Samuel L Jackson was the Psychiatrist, later Doctor, played by the lovely gentleman Jiro. Night time. You know what to do.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Just kidding, broduskis. Someone won. But whooooo?

[[M] Gaius]

Link no worky.

Also thread not closed.

Also: also.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Fixed, hold your wurst, Arnie.

[[M] Mom – Host]

The Governator Wins!

[M] Arnold Schwarzenegger was the Mafia Godfather played by chionos. Congratulations!

[M] Sylvester Stallone was a Mafia Usurper played by Agent Proto, who does not win, unfortunately.

[M] Uma Thurman was a Daytime Vigilante played by Goldenboko, the vig without a kill!

[M] Bruce Willis was a Game Show Host played by the ever-entertaining DK!

Mafia forum here.
(http://muhuhahahahahahahaha.forumotion.com/)

All else will be revealed soon.

[[M] Gaius]

Oh I'm holding it, in both hands. Don't you worry. :excited:

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

I didn't win? :(

[[M] D'Anna]

Congratulations team! We all deserved the victory. But particularly Arny, for masterminding the comeback. :D

[chionos]

I'm really surprised the boss-players didn't figure it out honestly. Psychotic, Bleys, come on guys?

I'm guessing that next mafia, playing up one's rookie status is not going to go unnoticed.

Uma almost had me for one brief moment, but let it slip away.

I really would have liked to see Del as the godfather and me the lamb. Endgame would have been wicked with him against the others. Maybe next time? :)

[Formalhaut]

I'm really surprised the boss-players didn't figure it out honestly. Psychotic, Bleys, come on guys?

They've probably all committed suicide at their mistakes in letting you win.

And boss-players? What is this an RPG?

[Del Murder]

I would not have lasted until the end. I played terribly in the first two days but that was saved by my ludicrous roleclaim and then dominating the discussion for the following two days (therefore keeping my teammates out of the spotlight) until Psychotic had to personally come in and silence me.

[chionos]

I'm really surprised the boss-players didn't figure it out honestly. Psychotic, Bleys, come on guys?

They've probably all committed suicide at their mistakes in letting you win.

And boss-players? What is this an RPG?

Well, it kinda is an rpg, yeah...

It would be as it should, as it bloody well should be.



Seppuku time folks. Stand in line, if you can't manage it with your own hand. I'd be glad to help. :radred:

[Shiny]

What the hell. I come back on here, town loses, and Sam Jackson was lynched. To be honest, y'all deserved it. Not saying it was the worse town ever, but dayum.

[chionos]

And to think, it's all your fault.

:mock:

[Shiny]

Seems you guys tried to roleblock me as I suspected and Laddy really did fuck up that one. xD

[Del Murder]

It would have been more fun if I wasn't blocked myself and was able to frame you as planned. :D

That was one of my goals for acting so crazy at the start. Get the cop to investigate me, claim, and then frame that cop to send them down the path to insanity. Willis ruined it, but it did end up getting you lynched so fair's fair.

[Shiny]

I don't think it was entirely Willis why I got two results, slight accident on Laddy's part methinks.

Though you did get lynched right after me, so fair's fair. Thank god town is not entirely hopeless. :jess:

[Del Murder]

Yeah I had a 0% chance of surviving that day once Vin showed up. I'd given myself about a 25% chance if he didn't. I've beaten worse odds than that. :cool:

[Psychotic]

Have we ever had a game of Dethy (http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Dethy) on EoFF? I might set up a quick one if people are interested.

Oh, and go and delete all of your PMs, kids!

[qwertysaur]

Seriously, delete your PM's. Gives the accounts a nice clean feeling.

Also I was planning on not killing anybody night 1 as the serial killer to mess with everyone, then going first after the mafia, then the town.

[Goldenboko]

If you'd like I could give you all the account info to do it yourself qwerty :p

[Agent Proto]

Have we ever had a game of Dethy (http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Dethy) on EoFF? I might set up a quick one if people are interested.

Oh, and go and delete all of your PMs, kids!

Yes, I'm pretty sure we did, or one similar to dethy.

Also, when I was host, I took all the accounts and cleared the inboxes when setting them up. D:

[Citizen Bleys]

I'm really surprised the boss-players didn't figure it out honestly. Psychotic, Bleys, come on guys?

How am I a boss player on my second game here?

I mean, I'm glad to see that people think I've improved since the waste-of-slot I was in anniversary mafia, but on a level with the EoFF Mafia vets? I think not.

[Formalhaut]

I'm really surprised the boss-players didn't figure it out honestly. Psychotic, Bleys, come on guys?

How am I a boss player on my second game here?

I mean, I'm glad to see that people think I've improved since the waste-of-slot I was in anniversary mafia, but on a level with the EoFF Mafia vets? I think not.

Don't be too hard on yourself Bleys! You are very skilled!