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Rantz
04-06-2013, 11:05 PM
"No copyright infringement intended"

NorthernChaosGod
04-07-2013, 03:09 AM
"No homo."

TrollHunter
04-07-2013, 03:42 AM
"There's a test today?"

maybee
04-07-2013, 09:11 AM
Yolo

More like " Yo, no " :colbert:

Madame Adequate
04-07-2013, 11:36 AM
"No offense, but..."

Pike
04-07-2013, 11:43 AM
"I'm not gay but..."

Shauna
04-07-2013, 12:30 PM
"I'm not gay but..."

Could interchange gay with many things, such as racist, or sexist...

Pike
04-07-2013, 12:32 PM
Yeah but gay is funnier because it's always things like "I'm not gay, but I want to be the sex slave of forty different scantily clad and muscular men"

Shauna
04-07-2013, 12:41 PM
Ah true. xD

sharkythesharkdogg
04-07-2013, 05:15 PM
"Irregardless..."

Unbreakable Will
04-07-2013, 06:00 PM
"Hey, no offense or anything but..."

Yeah that's never a good sentence.

Night Fury
04-07-2013, 07:20 PM
Anything in which 'literally' is used. I use it a lot, but still....

eg.

Oh my God it was LITERALLY the worst thing.

Also, the word 'banter' being used. Fuck off.

Rebellious Eagle
04-07-2013, 08:50 PM
"I could care less..."

Jowy
04-07-2013, 09:12 PM
Also, the word 'banter' being used. smurf off.

can't handle the banter? :party:

"God bless him/her, but..."

TrollHunter
04-07-2013, 10:02 PM
"I could care less..."

Oh god yes. It drives me crazy when people say that.

Calliope
04-07-2013, 10:51 PM
"Soup is definitely a drink"

Formalhaut
04-08-2013, 01:57 AM
"What time is it, my good sir?"

"Time to get a watch"

Well, gee, THANKS.

Iceglow
04-08-2013, 02:29 AM
there but for the grace of god...

fuck that, it wasn't you because it wasn't you. Shit could happen to any fucker.

Parker
04-08-2013, 01:10 PM
"What time is it, my good sir?"

"Time to get a watch"

Well, gee, THANKS.

What's up?

"THE SKYYYYYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"

Faris
04-08-2013, 02:06 PM
"What time is it, my good sir?"

"Time to get a watch"

Well, gee, THANKS.

What's up?

"THE SKYYYYYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH"

"Hi dad!"

"How high?"

Thanks dad...

Sephex
04-08-2013, 02:42 PM
"That's Gay."

I'm not even talking about if saying that is PC or not. It just irritates me. It's like: Congrats. I have also seen South Park. Shut the **** up, you sound like a 12 year old. And if you are 12, stop basing how cool you are over a satirical TV show.

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2013, 05:14 PM
"That's Gay."

I'm not even talking about if saying that is PC or not. It just irritates me. It's like: Congrats. I have also seen South Park. Shut the **** up, you sound like a 12 year old. And if you are 12, stop basing how cool you are over a satirical TV show.

You're gay.

Formalhaut
04-08-2013, 05:46 PM
The whole gay thing is just stupid teenage slang isn't it really. Seriously, I'm at sixth form and like the go to term for the lower years is "that's so gay". It's just... groan inducing.

Laddy
04-08-2013, 05:49 PM
One of the parties on campus is called MAD. So everyone is going around chanting, "UMAD?" It's a nightmare.

The Summoner of Leviathan
04-08-2013, 05:55 PM
"No homo."

All the homo Julian, ALL THE HOMO. :D

Sephex
04-08-2013, 05:59 PM
"That's Gay."

I'm not even talking about if saying that is PC or not. It just irritates me. It's like: Congrats. I have also seen South Park. Shut the **** up, you sound like a 12 year old. And if you are 12, stop basing how cool you are over a satirical TV show.

You're gay.

YOUARE MOM IS GAY I SHOWED YOU HOMO FRUIT WAD

Unbreakable Will
04-08-2013, 06:10 PM
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KH-Cloudy
04-08-2013, 06:30 PM
"Hey, what's up?"

"Chicken butt."

Dr. rydrum2112
04-08-2013, 07:48 PM
after walking into class or a meeting late "Did I miss anything?"

Shorty
04-08-2013, 09:22 PM
"That's Gay."

We used to say this all the time in middle school and high school and then I stopped for fear of coming across as offensive. Lately it's kindof worked it's way back into my vocabulary and I try to not sling it around much except for telling my sister that she's gay for not doing something I want her to do. I think I'd be really embarrassed if I were like "THAT'S SO GAY LOL" in public or something.

The "no offense, but" irritates the shit out of me because it is always followed by something that is offensive. "um, actually, [rude corrective something here]" bothers me, too.

I wish I had a crazy old grandma or grandpa that said random things that sounded like old proverbs but didn't make any sense.

Parker
04-09-2013, 01:25 AM
the gym guys in uni are all about the DO U EVEN LIFT BRO at the moment

pretty annoying.


sometimes i fight them (i lose)

Flaming Ice
04-09-2013, 05:35 AM
"I'm just searching for myself" Hint: use a mirror. "follow your heart"...(how any people would be dead by now?)

Mirage
04-09-2013, 08:21 AM
"I could care less..."

Mother fucking this.

Shlup
04-09-2013, 09:54 AM
Every day I have employees asking me why the system won't let them clock out, and I have to tell them "Because you're not off work yet." FSS people.

Araciel
04-09-2013, 03:21 PM
Me: Barrie OCM, James speaking

Them: Hi James Speaking, it's your cousin, (Johnnydumbass) Speaking! lolol!!!1!11one1!

WTF

qwertysaur
04-09-2013, 04:14 PM
The phrase "It's always in the last place you look"

Duh it's in the last place you look, you found the item already so why would you keep looking for it? :p

Pike
04-09-2013, 04:28 PM
The phrase "It's always in the last place you look"

Duh it's in the last place you look, you found the item already so why would you keep looking for it? :p

omg I'd never thought about this but you're right

Shorty
04-10-2013, 07:14 AM
Additionally, when people say, "I have a question" before asking their question. :|

Calliope
04-10-2013, 07:22 AM
(When calling a helpline) "Hi, I was wondering if you could help me?"

or "I was just wondering if you were still open"

Laddy
04-10-2013, 07:39 AM
Additionally, when people say, "I have a question" before asking their question. :|
Translation: "I'm asking something really fucking stupid but I want you to think it isn't."

Bubba
04-10-2013, 11:59 AM
Me: "Hi, my name's Danny"

Irritating bastard: *sings* "Oh, Danny Boooooy!! The pipes, the pipes are calling..."

NeoCracker
04-10-2013, 12:03 PM
On the 'No Homo' thing...

No Homo - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UniYXL1qBDI)

Also I loved The Boondocks episode ripping that saying apart. :p


Edit: OH, and yeah, NSFW and what not. :p

Iceglow
04-12-2013, 12:56 AM
"Is it ok to ask you a question?"

You just did dickwad and No it is not ok to ask me a question, go suck an elongated phallus. Hate this so much.

"Well I did cancel this."

No you didn't cancel it, if you call somewhere's customer services and they sit there after going through DPA which identified you as the caller calling about a specific account or service and then they say "I'm sorry you didn't complete/follow cancellation proceedure/there is no cancellation request in the entire history of the account" don't argue with them, just accept it.

TrollHunter
04-12-2013, 07:07 AM
The phrase "It's always in the last place you look"

Duh it's in the last place you look, you found the item already so why would you keep looking for it? :p

I was arguing with a friend about this the other day.
I die a little whenever that saying slips its way out of my mouth.

Sephex
04-12-2013, 08:03 PM
I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEPICWINSOFUCNNYXDLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAYOLOHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

sharkythesharkdogg
04-12-2013, 08:34 PM
Typical scenario at work.

Client, "Stuck injector? That can't be what's wrong with it. Are you sure it's not the spark plugs like I thought? I was pretty certain that's the why it was running rough when I dropped it off for you to look at."

Me in response, "Well, I did show you what I'd found inside your motor, and what I feel will repair the problem. Furthermore, I had the spark plugs out, inspected them and they appeared fine. Diagnostics show you're getting signal and power to them. I replaced them anyway for good measure because you requested that and it didn't help your situation." :)

Me internally, "IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOTHEsmurfING PROBLEM IS, WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE CAR TO A GARAGE?!?!? IF IT WAS JUST SPARK PLUGS YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT YOURSELF!! LISTEN TO ME, YOU $&%!@& MORON." :mad2:

Denmark
04-12-2013, 09:53 PM
I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

do items really not scan often? i don't think it's ever happened to me (and i would never say something so horrendous if it were to happen. i'd probably say something more along the lines of "oh that's odd")

qwertysaur
04-13-2013, 12:31 AM
I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

do items really not scan often? i don't think it's ever happened to me (and i would never say something so horrendous if it were to happen. i'd probably say something more along the lines of "oh that's odd")
It's usually when something is on sale.

Cloudane
04-13-2013, 01:15 AM
"No I would not like another beer"

Pike
04-13-2013, 01:18 AM
I haven't worked in retail for many years, but...

*item won't scan*

"I guess it's free then!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEPICWINSOFUCNNYXDLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAYOLOHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MAN TELL ME ABOUT IT HOW DO PEOPLE STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY I'VE BEEN HEARING THIS FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS AS;LGKHA;STKEU;ASLG

related:

>be really busy
>customer goes "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOMETHING TO DO!!"

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DMKA
04-13-2013, 01:40 AM
"I could care less..."

It's like nails on a chalkboard.

the_best_noob
04-13-2013, 10:59 AM
DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRAH

Yes, I lift bras all the time

Sephex
04-13-2013, 09:54 PM
I have noticed in public a lot of younger people are saying "Cray Cray" for crazy.

That's like the czar of stupid slang terms if I ever heard one.

Tigmafuzz
04-13-2013, 11:47 PM
"It's cancer."


AHAHAHAHA SO SILLY

TrollHunter
04-14-2013, 03:34 AM
I have noticed in public a lot of younger people are saying "Cray Cray" for crazy.

That's like the czar of stupid slang terms if I ever heard one.

People are usually saying it "ironically" but it doesn't make it any less grating.
Sadly I fear it will eventually catch on.... ugh

Shiny
04-14-2013, 04:05 AM
"I feel like people are mistreating me because I'm Jewish."

Are you sure it's not because you're a total smurfing asshole? Also annoying when I hear black people say that.

Sephex
04-15-2013, 08:08 PM
Women:

If you are romantically linked to a male partner, please do not refer to them as "boo" or else I think you are dating and writing fan fiction about the popular ghostly enemy from the Super Mario Bros. series.

Jinx
04-17-2013, 04:55 AM
Supposebly

Tigmafuzz
04-17-2013, 05:54 AM
"I find this very suspect."

JUST SAY SUSPICIOUS, GAH