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Aulayna
04-25-2013, 05:03 AM
Discuss.

Shorty
04-25-2013, 05:43 AM
Spinach, Bacon, and Onion Dip - Martha Stewart Recipes (http://www.marthastewart.com/329037/spinach-bacon-and-onion-dip)

You don't know. You don't even know! SPINACH DOESN'T RUIN IT IT MAKES IT BETTER

LocoColt04
04-25-2013, 07:21 AM
I lovehate bacon.

It's tastier than it should be... and fattier and greasier than it should be, even if you *gaspblasphemy* baked it. I could eat two pounds of applewood-smoked thick cut bacon and not feel bad about it... until thirty minutes later when my body has finished running that bitch through the HOV lane directly to the exit port.

Why can we not just eat bacon in moderation?

Shorty
04-25-2013, 07:22 AM
I suppose you want to eat ice cream in moderation as well?

This guy, I tell you what. :colbert:

LocoColt04
04-25-2013, 07:26 AM
Oh smurf no, I go through ice cream a quart at a time.

...I have chopped up bacon to put in chocolate ice cream. :3

Shorty
04-25-2013, 07:27 AM
Well, thank god you have some sense.

LocoColt04
04-25-2013, 07:30 AM
Bacon belongs in or otherwise with most things.

I would say that I had macaroni & cheese with bacon the other night, but to be quite honest, I'm pretty sure I had bacon that just happened to have some mac & cheese slathered across it.

Shorty
04-25-2013, 07:37 AM
Bacon does not belong in ice cream.

LocoColt04
04-25-2013, 07:48 AM
You'd think that... but have you tried it? HAVE YOU TRIED IT, SARAH? You'd be surprised.

Shorty
04-25-2013, 08:02 AM
I REFUSE TO TRY IT, just like I refuse to try bacon chocolate! You can't make me!

Pike
04-25-2013, 10:42 AM
Bacon is pretty good.

Night Fury
04-25-2013, 11:49 AM
Wasn't there a bacon thread not that long ago?

Chris
04-25-2013, 12:58 PM
Just going to quote myself from another thread:
I can understand that you hated bacon. Bacon is disgusting, and the only acceptable bacon to eat is of the turkey kind.[!] google_ad_section_end [/!]

Jinx
04-25-2013, 02:55 PM
Spinach, Bacon, and Onion Dip - Martha Stewart Recipes (http://www.marthastewart.com/329037/spinach-bacon-and-onion-dip)

You don't know. You don't even know! SPINACH DOESN'T RUIN IT IT MAKES IT BETTER

Onions ruin it, though. :(

Formalhaut
04-25-2013, 03:25 PM
Just going to quote myself from another thread:
I can understand that you hated bacon. Bacon is disgusting, and the only acceptable bacon to eat is of the turkey kind.[!] google_ad_section_end [/!]

Turkey Bacon is delicious actually, however, normal bacon is also tasty.

Pigs in Blankets!!!!! Ahh, what a simple but great combination.

Mirage
04-25-2013, 03:44 PM
I REFUSE TO TRY IT, just like I refuse to try bacon chocolate! You can't make me!

I see no reason why it wouldn't be awesome. I mean if you take some bacon out of the freezer and slice it up with the hardcorest knife you have and then eat it (the bacon, not the knife), it tastes pretty great.

TrollHunter
04-25-2013, 03:51 PM
I love bacon but i find the internets constant hard-on for it annoying at the best of times.

Matthewtheman
04-25-2013, 03:54 PM
I had bacon a few minutes ago.:cookie::leeza::monster::quina:

Denmark
04-25-2013, 05:06 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/Turkey_bacon_cooking_in_skillet.jpg/800px-Turkey_bacon_cooking_in_skillet.jpg

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20071218-Chocolate_Covered_Bacon_Recipe_2.jpg

one of these things looks like food, the other looks like plastic

i believe i've made my stance on bacon abundantly clear. delicious.

Unbreakable Will
04-25-2013, 06:30 PM
42669
:monster:

Jinx
04-25-2013, 06:55 PM
I love bacon but i find the internets constant hard-on for it annoying at the best of times.

Sephex
04-25-2013, 07:26 PM
42669
:monster:

Sexist pig...or sexy pig?

Shorty
04-25-2013, 07:33 PM
42669
:monster:

I would slap the shit out of whoever pulled that box out and tried to put one of those on in front of me.

Sephex
04-25-2013, 07:49 PM
42669
:monster:

I would slap the shit out of whoever pulled that box out and tried to put one of those on in front of me.

Are you sure you would posses the strength after laughing so hard?

LocoColt04
04-25-2013, 09:47 PM
42669
:monster:

I would slap the trout out of whoever pulled that box out and tried to put one of those on in front of me.

Are you sure you would posses the strength after laughing so hard?^ This.

Chris
04-25-2013, 09:54 PM
It is even more exciting if you wrap it around a long, hard, juicy sausage. A sausage that just melts in your mouth, and the glorious feeling you get when you bite down gently and warm cheese oozes out. I'm getting a bit hot here.

TrollHunter
04-25-2013, 11:55 PM
It is even more exciting if you wrap it around a long, hard, juicy sausage. A sausage that just melts in your mouth, and the glorious feeling you get when you bite down gently and warm cheese oozes out. I'm getting a bit hot here.

Unbreakable wills picture above this post just makes this all the more creepy to read. I'll... I'll be over there.

Pumpkin
04-25-2013, 11:58 PM
I like bacon. However, bacon flavored everything is just annoying to me. It's a food, it's good in a lot of dishes, I have many bacon dishes in my cookbook, but I don't need bacon flavored ice cream and bacon flavored tooth paste and bacon flavored pen ink or whatever the heck they come up with next.

Aulayna
04-26-2013, 12:00 AM
I agree shion, most of the time they don't even taste anything like bacon either!

Chris
04-26-2013, 12:03 AM
At my local supermarket, they sold bacon flavoured shrimps. How does that even make sense? :confused: