View Full Version : Tifa's boobs are objectively the worst set of boobs in the series.
Mirage
04-30-2013, 09:40 AM
They are!
Discuss.
black orb
04-30-2013, 10:11 AM
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>>> These are worst..:luca:
Mirage
04-30-2013, 10:19 AM
They aren't in the series.
black orb
04-30-2013, 10:31 AM
>>> Yes they are..:luca:
Mirage
04-30-2013, 10:36 AM
Well even if they are, manboobs do not count.
Yeah basically so long as Lulu is around they aren't gonna be the best...
black orb
04-30-2013, 10:43 AM
Well even if they are, manboobs do not count.
>>> Discrimination is bad..:luca:
Mirage
04-30-2013, 10:48 AM
Yes but so are manboobs!
Forsaken Lover
04-30-2013, 11:35 AM
You're a bad, bad person.
Mirage
04-30-2013, 12:00 PM
You're not even a person!
Seriously though, let's talk about Tifa's unrealistic, terrible rack and how every other female (at or above the age of 15) in the series has prettier tits.
Aulayna
04-30-2013, 01:30 PM
I dunno Sam has a pretty nice set of jubblies.
Oh wait ... you mean... that's not what this thread is about. :(
Gamblet
04-30-2013, 01:31 PM
You're not even a person!
That's just rude! :mad2:
Anyway, I find Tifa's tits too fake. But they sure are not the worst.
Madame Adequate
04-30-2013, 01:33 PM
Yeah basically so long as Lulu is around they aren't gonna be the best...
I think we'll need to see them both together before we can pass judgment like this.
Yeah basically so long as Lulu is around they aren't gonna be the best...
I think we'll need to see them both together before we can pass judgment like this.
You can't seriously tell me you think Tifa's tits are better than Lulu's. :colbert:
Gamblet
04-30-2013, 01:42 PM
Yeah basically so long as Lulu is around they aren't gonna be the best...
I think we'll need to see them both together before we can pass judgment like this.
You can't seriously tell me you think Tifa's tits are better than Lulu's. :colbert:
Lulu all the way. :doublecolbert:
Mirage
04-30-2013, 01:59 PM
Yeah, Lulu.
TrollHunter
04-30-2013, 03:12 PM
This is really happening isnt it?
....okay then
Forsaken Lover
04-30-2013, 03:17 PM
Personally I don't think there is such a thing as "too big".
TrollHunter
04-30-2013, 03:40 PM
.... Yeah i completely disagree with that notion.
Anyway
Team Lulu~
This thread title got me really offended at first.
Loony BoB
04-30-2013, 03:44 PM
Nah, there are loads of 8-bit and 16-bit characters which have worse boobs than Tifa.
Seriously, though - it all depends on which Tifa you're talking about. Tifa on world map, Tifa in cutscene, Tifa on the date, Tifa in AC, Tifa in CC... all are different.
But if you're going to pick out the worse ones, they're no worse than a pixel or two sitting on the front of an 8-bit character's chest.
Rantz
04-30-2013, 05:02 PM
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Gamblet
04-30-2013, 05:10 PM
Dem tits.
Slothy
04-30-2013, 05:18 PM
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Perky.
Psychotic
04-30-2013, 09:01 PM
Counterpoint:
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Mirage
04-30-2013, 09:09 PM
FF5 and 6 tits are seriously hot.
the_best_noob
04-30-2013, 09:22 PM
In the end scene, the only thing that kept Cloupd and Tifa from falling off the cliff was her boobs. Those are seriously something special if they can support the weight of 2 adults.
Mirage
04-30-2013, 09:38 PM
They're full of helium, i tell you. She probably has an effective weight of 10 pounds.
Matthewtheman
04-30-2013, 10:12 PM
Seriously, though - it all depends on which Tifa you're talking about. Tifa on world map, Tifa in cutscene, Tifa on the date, Tifa in AC, Tifa in CC... all are different.
Hell her boob size isn't even consistent within FFVII ITSELF. Seriously, the size varies not only from FMV to FMV, but from different frames within the FMV. Same with other things, such as Barret's shoulders, which are sometimes bigger than his head. It wasn't until FFVIII they learned to keep character proportions realistic and consistent.
chionos
04-30-2013, 11:04 PM
This is a terrible, terrible thread. I'd say it's the worst EoFF's ever seen, but Loony didn't make it so it can't be.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070621225729/finalfantasy/images/0/01/Mellusion-ffv.gif
melusine kinda has that mermaid thing going on but still!
kotora
04-30-2013, 11:30 PM
This is a terrible, terrible thread. I'd say it's the worst EoFF's ever seen, but Loony didn't make it so it can't be.
Yeah at least SuperMillionaire put some more effort into his threads about Serah's armpits :colbert:
Sephex
04-30-2013, 11:40 PM
Yeah basically so long as Lulu is around they aren't gonna be the best...
Lulu probably has to get back surgery every month because of that torture rack on her chest.
Yeah basically so long as Lulu is around they aren't gonna be the best...
Lulu probably has to get back surgery every month because of that torture rack on her chest.
It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't bend over every goddamn time they will a battle!
Sephex
05-01-2013, 12:05 AM
Yeah basically so long as Lulu is around they aren't gonna be the best...
Lulu probably has to get back surgery every month because of that torture rack on her chest.
It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't bend over every goddamn time they will a battle!
That's actually part of my reasoning behind my statement there. She is also asking to pass out of heat exhaustion when she stays in Besaid. All black and all those belts? She better have an air conditioner all up in her business.
Mirage
05-01-2013, 12:26 AM
Yeah basically so long as Lulu is around they aren't gonna be the best...
Lulu probably has to get back surgery every month because of that torture rack on her chest.
Nothing a bit of gravity magic can't sort out.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070621225729/finalfantasy/images/0/01/Mellusion-ffv.gif
melusine kinda has that mermaid thing going on but still!
Melusine is like one of the prettiest enemies ever. Everytime I get to that point in the game, I feel bad for destroying something as beautiful as her.
Forsaken Lover
05-01-2013, 12:39 AM
This is a terrible, terrible thread. I'd say it's the worst EoFF's ever seen, but Loony didn't make it so it can't be.
Yeah at least SuperMillionaire put some more effort into his threads about Serah's armpits :colbert:
I wanna see this thread.
Olga from MGS2 is the only other video game character who's armpits are usually talked about.
Shiny
05-01-2013, 04:40 AM
I agree, Gandalf has the best boobs in a series.
Quindiana Jones
05-03-2013, 12:54 PM
I also enjoyed seeing Ian McKellen naked.
Forsaken Lover
05-03-2013, 02:13 PM
I will admit that Tifa's boobage def did more for me when I was younger.
I've just been exposed to so much JAPAN that you need to have something special to get me in the mood.
http://i.imgur.com/3jzp9.gif
http://i.imgur.com/GeIyr.gif
EDIT: Inappropriate. Do not post images like this. - Murder
Matthewtheman
05-05-2013, 02:12 PM
I think the worst boobs are Adel's. They're all manly and blech.:monster:
Mirage
05-05-2013, 02:14 PM
you wuss.
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