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Flying Mullet
05-01-2013, 08:39 PM
"You go to receive your Starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face and then trout on the floor."

What kind of computer errors is your body having lately?

<i>Yes, I am shamelessly stealing this from elsewhere online but I it too humorous to pass up.</i>

Jinx
05-01-2013, 08:43 PM
I keep feeling the need to throw up all the time (especially after I eat). It's starting to get really unpleasant.

Denmark
05-01-2013, 08:47 PM
my body keeps browsing the internet and watching netflix when i should be packing. i can't make it stop, halp :(

Shorty
05-01-2013, 08:49 PM
Involuntary twitches are not a pleasant thing. :colbert:

Mirage
05-01-2013, 09:25 PM
What do you mean by "what if"? I'm pretty sure human bodies have tons of random errors all the time. Personally, my left biceps occasionally twitches just enough for it to be really annoying. Then there's also that time when your body finds out it's time to make a gigantic zit on the tip of your nose even though you were through puberty 8 years ago. And suddenly, a cell decides it's time to multiply like crazy and become huge lump.

the_best_noob
05-01-2013, 09:38 PM
I seem to be spending too much time playing video games on the computer.

I don't want to be cured, though

Jowy
05-01-2013, 10:46 PM
leg cramps EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

Pumpkin
05-01-2013, 10:54 PM
Leg cramps are awful :(.

Orestes
05-01-2013, 10:58 PM
My brain likes to do memory dumps, especially after meeting new people and getting their names. Sucks.

Aulayna
05-01-2013, 11:59 PM
if('.$fallingasleep.'=="yes" AND '.$bodyspasm.'=="0") {
setfeeling("falling");
randombodyspasm("1");
sleep();
}else{
sleep();
}

Unbreakable Will
05-02-2013, 12:53 AM
I tend to shake my hands a bit when I get excited or have a nerd moment. I can control it better now but it sucked when I was a kid.

fire_of_avalon
05-02-2013, 02:56 AM
I say the exact wrong thing at the exact wrong time.

Iceglow
05-02-2013, 03:05 AM
Sleep.exe has encountered a problem and must shut down.

NorthernChaosGod
05-02-2013, 06:03 AM
http://i41.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/4vjl1h.jpg
Now no one can mention this stuff.

Have to sneeze? Evacuate entire contents of lungs using the whole body.

Flying Mullet
05-02-2013, 03:26 PM
http://i41.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/4vjl1h.jpg
Now no one can mention this stuff.

Have to sneeze? Evacuate entire contents of lungs using the whole body.
All these years of evolution and we're only on version 1.1. :aimsad:

Mirage
05-02-2013, 07:23 PM
We've been beta testing since the last ice age and just recently got to 1.0. 1.1 isn't even released yet, Mullet.

Rydia of Mist
05-03-2013, 01:58 AM
My CPU came in the wrong case, like Mac components housed in a Dell box.

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-03-2013, 02:04 AM
Since the update from Beta, I have been experiencing save data corruption. :/

Shorty
05-03-2013, 02:05 AM
This thread is what defines the nerdiness of this forum. Not the fact that it's a Final Fantasy forum, no. It's this thread.

krissy
05-03-2013, 02:59 AM
genetically speaking we get random errors all the time and not all of them are fixed properly

Unbreakable Will
05-03-2013, 04:30 AM
I demand to have a free download of 1.1

:colbert:

krissy
05-03-2013, 06:06 AM
genetically speaking every ejaculation holds about 1,587.5 TB of data so i hope you have a large hard drive for that download

Cruise Control
05-03-2013, 07:51 AM
I'm terrified of random body errors. I already have a wife who is unlucky enough to have MS, so she's got plenty. My favorite is when she randomly loses vision for a few minutes just out of the blue. I'm equally scared that my upcoming baby will have a "random error" and magically die. SIDs is my worst nightmare these days.

Mirage
05-03-2013, 12:20 PM
genetically speaking every ejaculation holds about 1,587.5 TB of data so i hope you have a large hard drive for that download

Hah, I knew this!

Additionally, every cell in your body contains about 600 MB of data.

Unbreakable Will
05-03-2013, 02:33 PM
genetically speaking every ejaculation holds about 1,587.5 TB of data so i hope you have a large hard drive for that download
:onoes:

Flying Mullet
05-03-2013, 03:38 PM
genetically speaking every ejaculation holds about 1,587.5 TB of data so i hope you have a large hard drive for that download
Too much for a floppy?

NorthernChaosGod
05-03-2013, 10:06 PM
genetically speaking we get random errors all the time and not all of them are fixed properly

That's how we get cancer. In a nutshell.

Sephex
05-04-2013, 12:42 PM
So if any of you guys gets a random boner at an inappropriate time just clench a muscle near the penial regions as hard as you can. The boner will go away in less than thirty seconds.

Mirage
05-04-2013, 01:19 PM
rusirius?

Iceglow
05-04-2013, 10:59 PM
So everytime someone rubs one out we increase the server load by 1.5pb?

Mirage
05-04-2013, 11:28 PM
Only if you are connected to a server, if you know what I mean.