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Shorty
05-03-2013, 09:46 PM
I locked myself out of the house today >:{

Consequently, I spent a good thirty minutes trying to use the bobby pin in my hair to stealth-open the door like a criminal to no avail. Would have been a nice skill to have! :aimmad: I was debating between taking a rock to the glass or waiting outside for seven more hours until someone got home, but thankfully my step-dad came home surprisingly from work.

What are some skills you wished you had in a moment of crisis?

Pumpkin
05-03-2013, 09:54 PM
Depending on the lock a card might do better. That's how I used to have to break in to my own house.

As far as I go, any. I wish I had any kind of mad skillz. I currently have just kind of alright skillz.

Shorty
05-03-2013, 09:56 PM
It was a double french door, I don't think a card would have worked. But good idea for any other time I'm locked out!

Ace Protorney
05-03-2013, 10:05 PM
I used to be able to know how to break in my own house, but I don't really have the right door for that skill now. Anyway, what mad skillz I wish I had? The skill to be fearless, or mad art skills. My current skills are not enough for most people, unfortunately. :(

NorthernChaosGod
05-03-2013, 10:08 PM
I locked myself out of the house today >:{

Consequently, I spent a good thirty minutes trying to use the bobby pin in my hair to stealth-open the door like a criminal to no avail. Would have been a nice skill to have! :aimmad: I was debating between taking a rock to the glass or waiting outside for seven more hours until someone got home, but thankfully my step-dad came home surprisingly from work.

What are some skills you wished you had in a moment of crisis?

Use a bump key. I don't think using a hairpin actually works. o_O

I wish I knew muay thai, that would be badass.

Unbreakable Will
05-03-2013, 11:42 PM
Mad marksman skills. Shooting the hell out of things/people from a few hundred yards away could be useful. :shifty:

Pike
05-03-2013, 11:59 PM
I wish I had the skills to play a 4X game on max difficulty but as it is I can usually climb about halfway up the difficulty ladder before I get stomped on

Shiny
05-04-2013, 01:27 AM
I've broken in to places with a pen, penny, or card before. Maybe next time try that approach.

Basically wish I had the skill to fly planes. I would love to save money on flights flying my own damn plane.

Pheesh
05-04-2013, 01:43 AM
I wish I could sing and play lead guitar better.

Also wish I could do anything Jason Bourne can do >.>

Orestes
05-04-2013, 02:36 AM
Two words: Chuck Norris.

theundeadhero
05-04-2013, 03:56 AM
I wish I could breakdance. Seriously, I do.

Laddy
05-04-2013, 04:12 AM
I wish I could sing. Like, so bad. My inner diva would just be elated.

Shawn R
05-04-2013, 04:16 AM
Trying to up my writing, drawing currently. Also I'll eventually work on my game design skills again.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
05-04-2013, 04:19 AM
Breakdancing would be a pretty neat skillset to have.

I think Archery. I need to buy a bow. I think I'm going to buy a bow. I will take it every where and always wear a suit.

Shiny
05-04-2013, 09:08 AM
I wish I could breakdance. Seriously, I do.
If you don't know at least two of these you won't be able to:

Martial Arts
House Dance
Acrobatics and/or parkour

It helps to have muscles as well.

I do know archery, but it has done butt all to help me in any kind of way and is annoying when I have longer nails. I need to find another hobby that's similar that I can do...hmmm GUNS.

Psychotic
05-04-2013, 09:23 AM
...why didn't you just call someone? Or go to a neighbour?

I want the skills of Lionel Messi. and bi'ches here I come.

Mahad
05-10-2013, 07:08 AM
Messi's skills would be great, but I'll like class and touch more like zidane or ronaldinho.

Knowing how to light a fire out of wood would pretty useful.

Also there is this way of whistling using a blade of grass (from the war of the lions game for psp, don't know if you know what i'm talking about) that would be just fun to know.

DanielCLFFF13
05-10-2013, 07:17 AM
I really want to have the skill of John Hancock from Hancock movie and skill of teleportation from Jumper movie. SUPER HUMAN hehe :D If that includes hehe :D

Rantz
05-10-2013, 09:11 AM
Also there is this way of whistling using a blade of grass (from the war of the lions game for psp, don't know if you know what i'm talking about) that would be just fun to know.

I can do this! It is pretty fun. :D

I wish I could dance. All sorta dances. As fun as it is looking like a weirdo having a seizure on the dancefloor, it has its limitations! Plus I need it to woo all the ladies.

Shorty
05-10-2013, 05:36 PM
:aimmad:

the_best_noob
05-10-2013, 08:15 PM
I wish I could just backflip. I'd do it randomly in public, just to get a reaction. I'm that kinds of person.

chionos
05-10-2013, 08:40 PM
I wish I had Jackie Chan style jumping/climbing/stunting skills.

Or something like this guy:

BPN3gLVDsOY

Daylight
05-10-2013, 09:07 PM
I wish I could cook without messing up royally.

DanielCLFFF13
05-10-2013, 10:46 PM
Maybe some fly skill, like them. Hehe :D
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Marky Tee
05-12-2013, 12:38 AM
martial arts

Yar
05-12-2013, 01:46 PM
I wish I didn't have to give up my piano lessons two years ago because I've always wanted to be able to shred it up on a piano

Loony BoB
05-13-2013, 10:45 AM
Dancing. I'm pretty much fine for everything else I can think of.

TrollHunter
05-13-2013, 04:43 PM
I want to study more acrobatic martial arts, study dance this summer, and start studying how to breakdance.

I want mad skills with the 9-sectional chain whip. My good friend does... And its SO AWESOME

I want to be a lot better at rock climbing. I dont want to go with friends as i almost feel i would hold them back. Im not bad at it, but im not nearly as good as my friends.

Also: singing. I want mad singing skills.

Andio
05-14-2013, 07:16 AM
To be good looking, Im not kidding, though i dont know if it is a skill. If its not then i wish i could code.(maybe one day ill show my face).

Pike
05-14-2013, 10:22 AM
(maybe one day ill show my face).

Don't worry, it's not gonna be worse than mine.

Faris
05-14-2013, 02:49 PM
Everything that my brain broke. Verbal skills, social skills, walking skills, eating skills...

Rebellious Eagle
05-14-2013, 11:42 PM
I wish I had a photographic memory so I wouldn't have to worry about studying for tests...