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[Shlup]

BJ saw me log onto Facebook and ask me what was going on, so I began to describe the posts on my newsfeed. He quickly regretted his question.

Sum up the most recent 16 items on your Facebook feed (that's how far I got before I lost interest), and the most recent five posts you made yourself. Compare for funsies.

Feed:
1. My great uncle is going to bed.
2. An ex-co-worker got a new shirt.
3. A current co-worker was displeased with this week's Community.
4. Friend from high school cut open a watermelon. There's a photo.
5. Another co-worker is at work.
6. Yet another co-worker is at work.
7. A friend shared a photo indicating she likes whales.
8. Shiny is attractive.
9. I don't know what "KEEP. THE JEEP. RIDING." means.
10. Co-worker from #3 heard The Great Gatsby was good.
11. Cid posted Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal (best of) (http://youtu.be/jxs791pjOeg) to his wife.
12. Good god that's a lot of hashtags. Cannot decipher.
13. Hello Kitty is out with a new strawberry collection.
14. Co-worker from #6 has concerns about Princess Merida's 2D clip-art.
15. Is that pancakes?
16. sharky posted a flikr album of Styrofoam cups (http://www.flickr.com/photos/13895571@N04/sets/72157614580046629/).

And this is after I blocked approximately 1/3 of my friends list for posting too much inane crap.

Me:
1. Pregnancy summarized in gif form. (http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/4/9/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-6260-1365521726-4.gif)
2. Got a sign language attachment for my work name tag.
3. I'm not sure what I'm doing but I wanted to be supportive. (http://i.imgur.com/Aktd5LZ.jpg)
4. Old man I don't know played harmonica for my belly.
5. Shared a photo from my works website because I am in it.

Good god my aunt sends me a lot of stupid links.

[Laddy]

1. Some guy cosplayed as Goku.
2. Chick's all, "Did I mention I love Jesus? Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!"
3. EoFFer is deciding what type of post to make.
4. Chick going on a rant about a band that probably sucks.
5. A picture of white Will Smith.
6. My twin sister is hanging with some people I dislike.
7. Rush Limbaugh sucks.
8. The Seahawks will so kick ass this year.
9. Her parents don't know she has tattoos.
10. Goddamn Jesus is awesome, apparently.
11. This man loves Jesus.
12. Another "passive aggressive post to no one in particular" mini-rant. Ugh...
13. Darth Revan is badass.
14. This chick looks like my mom. She's not my mom.
15. Obama is covering up Benghazi, apparently.

[Jinx]

1. Locky had a good time at her ball and is being sentimental.
2. Gay friend went to Applebee's. There are pictures.
3. Another gay friend had Kahlua cheesecake. Pictures.
4. Laddy is freaking out about puppies. Freakin' puppies!
5. My cousin sent out thank yous to everyone who wished her a happy birthday.
6. Stupid girl from high school locked herself out of her apartment and her car, and AAA came to save her.
7. Jiro and WildRaubtier are playing some stupid number game.
8. Shorty can't decided which type of hipster she wants to be for the night.
9. Girl from high school posting about her two daughters.
10. And again.
11. Roogle posting his philosophical shit.
12. OH TEE HEE HEE suburban mom making a 1000000th post about how clever her child is.
13. shion reposted my picture.
14. A friend's friend photoshopped Nic Cage's head on his body.
15. Sephex is playing drunken Mario Party.

1. Ant-capitalism meme
2. Doctor Who/Gordon Ramsey meme
3. Status update about choosing to go into mortuary sciences
4. Status updated about my displeasure over the current season of GoT
5. Holocaust quote meme

[Rebellious Eagle]

1. An internet friend ranting about Firefox being shut down incorrectly.
2. The same friend ranting about her laptop.
3. Annoying football jock proclaiming proudly where he is going to party...I mean college.
4. Best friend tagged in pictures with her friends.
5. The aforementioned internet friend saying she rarely speaks up about how she feels.
6. A grumpy cat photo.
7. Future college classmate's phone crashed and had to be reset so message her your number.
8. Boy talking about "dark souls".
9. Girl whining about how little tip money she makes at her job.
10. Another girl being hyped for some alt/indie concerts.
11. A picture of two martial artists cleaning the floor with a broom while in their uniforms.
12. A group picture of martial artists.
13. A generic happy birthday from one bro to another.
14. Some guy I don't know quoting Bulls fans in a sports discussion group I'm in.
15. A girl proclaiming her love for the thunderstorm going on.
16. A fedora-wearing male doing a "like my status" post to a non-fedora-wearing male.

1. Laughing about the easy AP Stats exam.
2. My fiance posting that he thinks I'm an awesome person.
3. Complaining about my constant headaches that aren't even solved with prescription medications.
4. Expressing my joy (sarcasm) about the start of AP exams.
5. Tagged in a Happy Bunny picture posted by my fiance's mom.

[Bunny]

1. Another champion is being released on League of Legends.
2. One of my old family friends is playing some bingo game that involves an anime cat.
3. Sarah is a horror hipster or something
4. Polish friend is seeing Steven Wilson and I am jealous.
5. Roogle dropping life lessons
6. Friend saw his high school coach at a fast food restaurant - big deal because said coach epoused the virtues of clean eating constantly throughout high school.
7. Little Asian LoL pro is streaming
8. Fiance's cousin wants to offend everyone at church by demanding collection plate money
9. Guy in #8 hates mother's and women
10. 2k and Gearbox doing some Borderlands 2-related trout.
11. Fat friend likes Weird Al
12. Katatonia likes fan tats
13. Rye getting drunk at Burger King?
14. Some girl I talked to once has a pampered pooch
15. Engineer friend posts another dumb meme.


1. I hate when people use "Like" as a pause break when talking
2. My school employs idiots
3. Something about my school being stupid
4. I got another monitor! That makes 2, sup.
5. Making a joke about the NFL and the gays.


I'm surprised there isn't more random trout on the first 15. My Facebook has pretty much turned into an avenue in which I follow bands, game companies, and random trout.


Edit: Sarah just posted again and she's pissed about something probably hipster related.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Friends:
1. Friend went to huge, lame party.
2. Stupid status
3. Hot chick changed her profile picture. Again.
4. YouTube person posted a new video
5. Justin said some Asian stuff
6. Girl is listening to music with douchebag headphones
7. No idea what they're talking about
8. Three people in a car, probably having sex.
9. Rave stuff
10. Pretend wisdom
11. Friend posting a video from a shitty concert
12. Out of context crap
13. Some fucking band won some fucking contest
14. Weeboo friend likes weeaboo stuff
15. PG being PG
16. Someone pretending to like jazz

Me:
1. My cute ass baby picture
2. Stolen image macro posted to Instagram
3. Check in to fall in love with RDJ more
4. Jeff Hanneman died :(
5. Another stolen image posted to Instagram

[Yar]

1. A friend is tagged in a picture with someone else. The 'someone else' is someone that I assumed was a spambot that tried to friend me, so I am surprised by this revelation.
2. One friend wants to drive past the high school that some celebrity she likes graduated from.
3. Something about veganism and carnivore-shaming.
4. Someone's pissed about FB's privacy settings.
5. Friend from #2 is talking about same celebrity... Wants a photobook of him I guess.
6. Shiny's hair is amazing when it's wet with rainwater.
7. Something about missing children. "if we don't watch out for our little ones of the world, who will?"
8. Picture of a salad.
9. Link to this (http://www.buzzfeed.com/snuggalo1/23-things-youll-never-forget-about-playing-the-si-9yb8). It's about The Sims.
10. "Sometimes a drink feels like the only friend you have left."
11. Shorty is shouting about something over my head.
12. "The enemy is fear. We think it is hate, but it is fear." -Gandhi
13. Friend can't sleep.
14. Some sappy inspirational bullshit that ends by talking about an electric bill (what?)
15. "Did you know the Flintstones celebrated Christmas before the birth of Christ?"

Me:
1. I want some bibimbap.
2. Drinking alcohol and watching Parks and Rec.
3. two months until jlpt
4. lol [Vancouver] Canucks...
5. Went to Japanese class, ended up learning new English words.


I just realized that I lead a very boring life. brb suicide

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

So skipping posts in groups I am in and ads, I get this:

1. Some guys talking about the rain and being wet.
2. Yar posting in Japanese (Too lazy to figure it out).
3. Ex-coworker's birthday today
4. Tifa's Boob's Meme
5. New SMBC comic!
6. Friend posts this link about Canadianness stuff (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-29-most-canadian-things-to-ever-canada-in-canada)
7. Co-worker posting link about "strong being the new skinny" (O-o;)
8. Friend posting a video on other friend's wall (something about parent giving children bad gifts?)
9. Youtuber I follow puts a merc plug.
10. Ex-coworker shares a vid about straight people being asked when they decided to be straight.
11. Different Youtuber I follow posts a link regarding fitness.
12. Old fuck-buddy rants about work.
13. Final Fantasy posts about new info on the FFXIV website.
14. Guild Wars 2 posts about something.
15. Tifa's Boobs talks about GoT.

Me (ignoring all the gaming stuff like trophies and shit):

1. Tagged in a post. Friend is reposting something I posted on her wall.
2. This link about cats being too obsessed with their owners (http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/23-signs-youre-too-obsessed-with-your-person)
3. Image regarding the Battle of Hogwarts. NEVER FORGET! :D
4. Posting an album from picnic by the canal with friends.
5. Posted about writing the wrong name in an e-mail.

[Tasura]

Sure, why not? Also skipping game posts and the like.

1. Friend posts 9Gag link.
2. Person desires red velvet cupcakes.
3. #1 posts another 9gag link.
4. "I can predict the future : People will post about this update at EoFF." BoBo
5. Something regarding some form of sport.
6. #1 with 9gag link, again.
7. Monty Python related post.
8. Horrible English about lack of sleep.
9. Post extolling the virtues of Cream of Tartar.
10. Gaming friend stating he isn't going to buy the limited edition of a game.
11. Someone posting to a group about a new tv show.
12. Someone commenting on a funny video, I guess.
13. #10 posting that a game is getting localized.
14. Someone posting a link to a song.
15. Someone updating relationship status.
16. Someone sharing a pciture for some contest of some sort.


As for my posts, I don't really update much, they basically break down to "Yay money! Yay video games! Yay alcohol!"

[Loony BoB]

1. Ex-work friend posting one of his amazing drawings (in this case, In Demand Banana).
2. Security guard at my work telling everyone to "Get up, play some tunes, dance in your pants and enjoy your Saturday. Who gives a toss if its raining."
3. High school friend takin' a pic of her friend and their food at a restaurant table.
4. Young'n friend hoping today is better than their awful day yesterday.
5. Tara in her ball dress (profile pic change).
6. Tara in her ball dress with her pals (cover pic change).
7. Srarah posting a link about Friday Night Films.
8. PIE CHART FROM MANCHESTER UNITED OMGASM
9. Person from NZ posting a pic of their kid on a BMX track.
10. Me predicting the future (accurately).
11. Binda (pruned EoFF member - a rare breed) thinking she'll regret buying squeaking mouse toys by 3am.
12. Pre-mentioned young'n friend sharing a fashion thing to try and win a dress.
13. Edinburgh chum talking about how someone told him to get a haircut because he is apparently "tryin to be Eric Draven or some shit".
14. Laddy posting a Teddy Roosevelt speech from YouTube.
15. Auckland Blues are preparing for kickoff.
16. My cousin asking if Mother's Day means she gets a 'bloody break'.

1. Me predicting the future (accurately).
2. Me sharing my future sister-in-law's attempt to sell off a T in the Park ticket.
3. Me sharing an amusing mock-RSVP thing.
4. Me talkin' about how I'm famous on the internets (Azar's article on Kotaku).
5. Me hunting down a good door entry repair company.

[Shorty]

so I guess liking horror films is a hipster thing now is it

asses

1. Friend from Utah excited about beach waves in her hair.
2. Locky is David Dickinson.
3. Daniel Towns is a fortune teller.
4. My cousin's life goes on.
5. Justy is posting in Japanese and I can't read it.
6. My sister's sister-in-law thinks boys suck.
7. Shiny's hair looks good wet.
8. My sister's brother-in-law's body hurts.
9. Geeky friend from Utah is obsessed with frolfing.
10. Jiro is getting the third degree from Fufu about his family owning a business in NZ.
11. Dude I worked with comiserating over a mutual friend of ours dying.
12. Another dude I worked with was tipped super well.
13. Halan is laughing.
14. My sister is in such a good mood right now.
15. Utah friend in denial about leaving Hawaii.
16. Roo is aware of himself.

1. I post my review of It Came From Outer Space from my blog (http://cephalopodsyndrome.blogspot.com/2013/05/friday-night-films-it-came-from-outer.html).
2. I internet-scream obscenities while pretending to be Patrick Bateman because that's hipster as trout and Shiny knows what I'm talking about.
3. I inquire to my friends list to see if they wanted to read a review of an old school horror film or random things I found on the internet and people here call me a hipster at any excuse they can.
4. I complain about the Russian Mafia in Spokane.
5. I post my spring fashion post from my blog (http://cephalopodsyndrome.blogspot.com/2013/05/thursday-threads-spring-things.html).

[Pike]

ITT: No one reads, everyone posts.

1. Sarah posts about old movies
2. BoB talks about this thread
3. Laddy posts Teddy Roosevelt
4. Old college friend shares some picture that I can't be bothered to click on
5. Different college friend shares another picture
6. Same person, another picture
7. Same person, another picture
8. Justin posts something in Japanese
9. Something from "Montana Bronies"
10. First old college friend from before shares a link
11. Shiny talks about her hair
12. Nikki talks about I dunno some hipster band or something
13. Another old college friend is going to be DJing on a radio or something?
14. Sarah posts something; I have no idea what she's talking about
15. Nikki posts a poem/lyrics/I dunno
16. Yet another old college friend posts a Rednex music video. I approve.

Mine:

1. Pike shares a great chemistry joke picture
2. Pike is working the 10pm - 6am shift
3. Pike shares a nice picture for her mom
4. Pike changes her profile picture for the first time in a year
5. Pike talks about how it's snowing in May

[I Took the Red Pill]

I'm officially suggesting "Let's just do 5". 15 is too many. Aint nobody got time 4 dat

1. It's 5 AM and he can't sleep
2. Picture of cactuses
3. Dude is asking where there are so many "badonkadonk butts" at Subway
4. Couple posting pics of themselves lounging at a nice hotel
5. Friend wishes other friend happy birthday

As for myself:

1. I high-fived Paul Oakenfold
2. Posting pictures from the Philippines
3. Status about trying to surf and failing
4. "I'm a man who enjoys his taffy." (friend posted this one from my account)
5. Posting pictures from Vietnam

I had to go pretty far back to get 5 of these. I didn't realize how little of my own stuff I actually post. I think I'm just more of a guerilla commenter on other peoples' shit.

[chionos]

ITT: No one reads, everyone posts.

Wrong! I read, no post. Cause I don't have enough EoFF + FB friends to make a cool enough list. Cause you gotta have some EoFF love to make the list worth reading.

Also.

Damn you I want snow in May! =(

[Pike]

Damn you I want snow in May! =(

It's really not as exciting as it sounds.

[chionos]

Devil woman! Snow comes from HEAVEN!

[Pike]

Yes and there's a reason God's getting rid of it by dumping it all on the Earth! :colbert:

[Gu-fu-fu]

1. Friend wishes her dissertation were done.

2. Friend from 1 also wishes moving was like video games, gives example

3. Friend wishes her mom a Happy Mother's Day.

4. "Spring Rains" and a picture of rain on a window.

5. Friend 1 shares "Keep Calm and Love a Nerd" gif.

6. Info on a friend's child's stomach flu.

7. Story of a video that went viral.

8. Anti-Republican post about gun control.

9. "We are all Wonderwomen" with picture.

10. Friend thanking friends I don't know.

11. Article about cooking at home more.

12. You Complete Me video for the gamer friends.

13. Ad for the March Against Monsanto.

14. Food is good at restaurants.

15. Anamanaguchi advertises their new album, which is doing super well.

16. Pic of friend wearing a necklace that says "Boss" and looking sad.


Stuff I Posted:

1. Pro-education quote and picture from John Greene.

2. Link to Hyperbole and a Half, the 2nd depression comic thingy.

3. Had not had a good day and told people so.

4. list of a cat meme

5. Talked with friend and shared clips of Nathan Fillion and Joss Whedon stuff.

[NeoCracker]

16. Some Rugrats picture.
15. Picture of Snake River.
14. Chemistry Joke
13. Printable Gun article
12. Facebook game thing.
11. Food Picture
10. Rocky Horror Picture Show Meats Genesis picture.
9. Someone graduates
8. Sister psycing herself up to do house hold chores.
7. Picture involved afformentioned graduation.
6. Picture of clown hiding under bed.
5. PSuedo-intelectual nonsense.
4. Picture of sisters kid.
3. Another picture of sisters kid.
2. A series of picutures of myself humping a tree.
1. Pictures of friend and his girlfriend.

[Unbreakable Will]

GoT Littlefinger quote
Rage meme
Ridiculous christian squirrel meme
Hilarious Brock Obama Pokemon meme
See #4
90's meme
Bacon Like/Share or else picture :roll2 I hate those damned things
Sam's post about Luz Casal
Meg's walmart cake post
Baby Looney Tunes childhood remembrance picture
Sarah's post about her Mazda
My uncle's post about guns and other republican bullshit
Jess's Great Gatsby expectations
My aunt's overbearing christian post
C&H https://www.facebook.com/explosm?hc_location=stream
Huxley's government post





Posting things about going the extra mile
Lord Sheogorath picture, via Elder Scrolls page
TeamFourStar mini-clip
Expressing irritation on being awake so early
Iron Man Skyrim video.

[Jowy]

1) Sarah posting a video about education.
2) a wasp stuck in between my friend's window and the screen
3) Dude from my high school English class talking about the proper way to eat Lucky Charms
4) smokin' cougar from my old job's Colorado office on a motorcycle in a cat suit. (You like this.)
5) PENS WIN
6) LET'S GO PENS
7) picture of a casual acquaintance's child
8) parker posting a picture of a gal in a dinosaur onesie
9) Friend posting about Ragnarok Online 2
10) complaining about NHL refs
11) sam posting "tubthumping"
12) friend checking in at a movie theater.

1) buzzed head picture
2) chelsea dagger
3) i can handle the banter
4) plans being made to sit on the Iron Throne
5) "canned heat" as my victory anthem

[Bunny]

4) smokin' cougar from my old job's Colorado office on a motorcycle in a cat suit. (You like this.)

Hook a facebook friend up.

[Jowy]

4) smokin' cougar from my old job's Colorado office on a motorcycle in a cat suit. (You like this.)

Hook a facebook friend up.

google maps your way here on a weekend evening then: The Bustop - Boulder, CO (http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-bustop-boulder)

[LocoColt04]

This seems fun. And potentially inane. Okay, incredibly inane.
I am still fine with this.

1. "Damn it...I like Bruno Mars -__-"
2. a picture from the passenger seat of a car on a motor speedway
3. Texas Rangers organization posts a picture from tonight's victory over the Astros
4. amusing comment comparing Win7 installation to grass growing
5. a petition, asking people to sign
6. Friend won a raffle for a free tattoo! (I hope the artist is worth a damn for his sake.)
7. picture of the complete Battlestar Galactica board game, says "This is happening."
8. picture in wedding gown with very excited mother unit
9. entertaining day trip to Oklahoma with family, but relieved to be back in Texas
10. picture of a band playing on a tiny stage in a bar
11. twitch.tv livestream info for Lost Odyssey speed run (seems blasphemous)
12. "New favorite thing. Ever." with this link: YouTube (http://pinterest.com/pin/233835405625267466)
13. young friend complaining about having "mom hair" and being told she looks 30 today
14. picstitch of friend with P.O.D.
15. picture of new GSXR a friend is purchasing
16. picture telling kids to treat moms to margaritas tomorrow, says "You're the reason she drinks"

By contrast, my last five posts:

1. status telling people to always be sweet to their servers because you never know when you'll make someone's day
2. status about how awesome the kitchen in my new apartment is (SO MUCH COUNTER SPACE SRSLY)
3. status regarding "almost pulling a Dustin" this morning (Dustin is part of my management team and one time forgot to open the store)
4. Foursquare check-in at my new apartment, aptly named "Offline Gathering Hall" because EVERYONE PLAYS MONSTER HUNTER
5. Instagram picture of the key of my new apartment and the apartment number

[Pumpkin]

1) Youtube video of a song
2) A friend wishing another friend happy early mother's day as she is going to have a baby soon
3) Posting about camping
4) "Inspirational" song lyrics
5) Post by shorty called Why I Hate School But Love Education
6) Another Youtube song
7) Another Youtube song
8) A picture of a manly looking woman
9) Someones dinner at a restaurant, including stuffed jalapenos
10) A photo I don't quite understand
11) A pic of a guy on a yoga ball using the computer
12) Pictures of Parker
13) Pictures of a guy I know and his friends
14) Same guy with different friends
15) Sam sharing an arrested development photo involving maeby
16) Pics of a girl I know and her gymnastics class

1) Photo making fun of the US which is always a good thing to do
2) I wish to devour the unborn pic
3) Pic of dogs and a cat going for a ride
4) Pic of my awful foot cut
5) Pic of mechanic in a retirement home

[Scotty_ffgamer]

1. Someone is happy to be married soon.
2. Picture of someone with "LOSUH" on his forehead.
3. Picture of someone's nephew.
4. Picture about how texting and so forth is ruining grammar.
5. Picture from a graduation.
5. Status about graduating.
6 - 14. Graduating hurray.
15. Youtube video of a will.i.am song.


1. Attempted witty status about graduating written while half asleep.
2. Pictures of a friend I took to practice using Lightroom with.
3. My version of the Too Many Limes picture that I think no one has ever done before.
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4. Updating cover picture of me with all of my Education major friends who I would soon (at that time) be graduating with.
5. Comment about watching the final 4 episodes of Ghost Writer with my roommate because I'm awesome.

[Bunny]

4) smokin' cougar from my old job's Colorado office on a motorcycle in a cat suit. (You like this.)

Hook a facebook friend up.

google maps your way here on a weekend evening then: The Bustop - Boulder, CO (http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-bustop-boulder)

Oh man, I know where that place is.

[fire_of_avalon]

1. A girl from my high school graduating class just posted an album of photos of her son. They are all sideways and it makes me crazy.
2. My sister just got home and wants everyone to know about how she's going to sleep soon.
3. My sister's BFF who is kind of a conspiracy theorist posted a link to this (https://jawbone.com/up) saying how cool it is, which is kind of ironic if you think about it.
4. Another girl from high school is doing a facebook inventory of her Mother's Day loot and offering public gratitude for the blessings in her life.
5. A girl I used to work with posted photos from her sister's wedding.
6. mc chris gives thanks for his fans.
7. Former friend from college graduated. Fuck me.
8. A TV actress friend of a friend has one of those apps that posts her tweets to facebook and it confuses me.
9. This girl I used to get drink with posted a meme about how ADLs for mother's would be weird if non-mothers did them. Fuck me.
10. Found out via facebook that someone I thought was a really good friend to me got engaged - had no idea.
11. A girl who I rode the bus with in school and later had to be party to firing at a place we both worked posted an apple dumpling recipe.
12. Sarah Cobb posted a video about how college sux, I consider drinking a G&T.
13. Sam thinks Tubthumping is one of the greatest songs of all time. Urge to drink, rising.
14. PeterL90 graduated from NCSU along with my friend from #7. Oh, did I mention they know each other outside of me? That's fucked up.
15. Former boss is watching Immortals, called it a trainwreck. I have no idea what it is.

Okay now me.

1. I lambast coastal South Carolinian voters for electing Mark Sanford to office. I argue with that guy I thought I was friends with who just got engaged.
2. I say I found my cell phone, but I say it really stupidly and make up some words.
3. I advise my cell phone is lost and request anyone who sees it to attempt to trap it in a jar. Surprisingly several friends like my status and I question them. Roto13 tells me they want to see me hurt or something. I think he hates me.
4. I comment on what a great day May 4th was. No one gives a flying fuck.
5. I post https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/392372_10101269846134988_1148221112_n.jpg as my profile picture. An astonishing number of people like it.

[Shlup]

I just realized that I lead a very boring life. brb suicide
And the mission of this thread was accomplished! Not towards you specifically, but I was hoping to get anyone who posts boring shit to notice they post boring shit.


ITT: No one reads, everyone posts.
So business as usual for the most part.


1. A girl from my high school graduating class just posted an album of photos of her son. They are all sideways and it makes me crazy.
I had a friend who did this. I yelled at her every time and now she doesn't and I am much pleased.

[Rantz]

I'm officially suggesting "Let's just do 5". 15 is too many. Aint nobody got time 4 dat

:up:

Shorty's car is quieter than it was.
Shorty is happy she didn't finish high school.
Shorty is getting drunk. I'm starting to detect some sort of bias in facebook's news filter...
tavaryn's friends are graduating.
Parker posts video. Man vs. Canada Goose (ORIGINAL) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AMdhAFPWzFw)

I post GoT stuff. What if the Starks made good decisions? - Imgur (http://imgur.com/a/FL1Ov)
I post classical muzacs. Bach 6 Cello Suites , Rostropovich - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndCjqD2Kv2c)
I post a Benny Hill'd video except I realised much too late that it was not the one I meant to link. Benny Hilli THIS! (http://bennyhillthis.com/?v=qLyKnMgfSFk)
I post link about 5 grocery items that are worth getting organic.
I post funny video. My 90 year old grandmother tries the Oculus Rift. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAC5SeNH8jw&feature=share)

I post a lot of links.

[Aulayna]

I'm finding it most curious who does, and doesn't, have privacy settings on facebook now I've started hunting through friends of friends to find people :p


I'm learning so many things about BoB

[fire_of_avalon]

Facebook pisses me off because I don't remember seeing half the stuff you guys have posted because it doesn't show all updates for all people which is what I want those fuckers.

[Shauna]

1. Annoying girl from uni posts Adventure Time video relating it to some caps lock post about something I don't care about.
2. A guy from uni posts about studying and what will be happening after.
3. Another guy from uni posts about getting sunburnt in Sweden.
4. Annoying girl is posting in all caps about something I don't care about (new prospects or something).
5. Locky posts about Edinburgh
6. Guy from uni likes a gif of something
7. Guy from uni shares Cody Simpson - Shine Supernova
8. Same Guy from uni shares Owl City - Shooting Star
9. Tifa's Boobs wishes Happy Mother's Day and Doctor Who references
10. My cousin posts about Supernatural.
11. Annoying girl from 1 and 4 is posting in all caps about Facebook doing something weird.
12. Annoying girl posts about ripping her uni notes.
13. Guy from uni posts a video titled "DR. BEES"
14. Guy from work is cross posting something I don't understand via Twitter.
15. Guy from uni is going to London.

And me?

1. Post about Edinburgh.
2. Post about the exciting weekend ahead.
3. Long weekend celebrations
4. First day of work
5. General update about driving, work and plans for the future. Also Milhouse.

I should maybe post more, since most of those are over a month old.

[Loony BoB]

I'm learning so many things about BoB
Wait what does this meaaaaan? =o

[Calliope]

I was going to reply, except it's 85% "Happy Mother's Day!" posts at the moment. May attempt again in a few days.

[Chemical]

1. Friend looking to borrow the board game hedbanz
2. Friend declares his two weaknesses are pizza and bullets...
3. Friend posts music video of Peaches doing gay bar tribute
4. girl makes totally insightful post about noname wholemeal bread (not)
5. Cousin is off work and like totally ready to get drunk
6. Dude posts artsy photographs from one of his shoots
7. Picture of Albert Einstein laughing
8. Cousin shares a recipe for juicers
9. Picture Methane gas bubbles trapped in ice. Abraham Lake, Alberta, Canada
10. Picture of zombie mariaci band friend was in for zombie walk [liked]
11. Friend posts some historical moment of Canada - tldr
12. Just watched 2 guys do simulated labour ... was pretty funny
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151600821429450
13. george takai posts a tv guide picture when Spocks urge to mate suddenly puts Kirk in danger
14. Friend wants city to party with him
15. Dude encourages Blue Jays to go

[Shorty]

IIT it is revealed that I am a facebook whore.

[Bunny]

Your life is just very interesting.

[Miriel]

1) Friend posts about doing a mani/pedi on herself.
2) Friend posts instagram image that says: throw confetti or get the fuck out.
3) High School acquaintance posts this: http://mashable.com/2013/05/14/nasa-star-trek-into-darkness-astronauts/
4) High School friend posts an illustration he did of what appears to be a mouse wearing a helmet alongside another mouse who has a doggy friend.
5)Friend posts: "Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." - Marilyn Monroe

Mine.
1) Grocery photo that I also posted in the food forum.
2) A link to this TED Talks video: Meg Jay: Why 30 is not the new 20 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhhgI4tSMwc)
3) A photo of me and Del Murder at a wedding from this weekend.
4) Instagram photo from the wedding itself.
5) Instagram photo from the San Francisco Giants game we went to last week.



Me:
1. I want some bibimbap.
2. Drinking alcohol and watching Parks and Rec.

I just realized that I lead a very boring life. brb suicide
Bibimbap, alcohol and Parks & Rec sounds like a pretty awesome time to me.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Newsfeed:
1) "Star Trek 2 is the first good movie to come out in theaters this year."
2) Arcade friend's brother's lame convo with Cleverbot
3) Two-paragraph status in Vietnamese
4) Status about BemaniTX (an old message board) friend going on roadtrip with scary/psycho gf from Houston to Chicago to some unreadable city in Virginia on accompanying map.
5) "Oh noes, I've run out of Justice Leaguez!"
6) Friend of a friend got tagged by another on this photo (https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/431868_624339737595187_1074028588_n.jpg).
7) "Stuck on airman stage trying to pixel jump for 10 minutes. But when I did it so worth it."
8) "Penta kill bitchhhhesss !!"
9) High school friend shared this photo (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/971773_10151572206700480_330280098_n.jpg).
10) Some friend of a friend's status about OKC Thunder, I think?
11) "hey guys it's...... CATERDAY!" (http://www.a-kon.com/2t4XcA/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_m452h0lsfJ1rt84fgo1_500.gif)
12)"GODAMMIT MAJOR"
13) Picture of former coworker with a puppy.
14) College friend tagged in someone's graduation party photo album.
15) Friend from college wishes a mutual friend (who I know from high school) happy birthday. WAIT HOW DO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER??!
16) Shorty says: "The two things I say most to my dog are "I love you" and "I will spank you.""


Me:
1) "Got Risk and two Harry Potter books for $6.90 altogether. Yeeee"
2) "Throwback Thursday! I used to be pretty good at stomping arrows. 8D" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPmfNXi8OB4)
3) "Free comic book day. :3" (https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/946526_10103090312346160_2017961090_n.jpg)
4) "LOL" (http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/middle-class-problems)
5) "Tapiocafe has teddy bears on their seals.... So I stabbed it." (https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/943388_10103084642109360_1357144623_n.jpg)

[Sephex]

1.) Mind numbing pro gun nonsense that completely misses the point of gun laws
2.) Political bull**** with an agenda.
3.) Something that was on Reddit three weeks ago.
4.) Something that was on 4chan 5 years ago.
5.) Bitching about a mundane thing that could easily be solved.
6.) Family member continues to embarrass himself because he's mad that a black man is in the White House.
7.) People fighting over nonsense that could easily be resolved if they talk it out in real life.
8.) Post that makes me wish normal people would stop using the internet.
9.) Edgy status update about never having to go back to High School and how life will be easier.
10.) REMEMBER THE PART OF THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS SAID YOU ARE GOING TO HELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE AND SHARE A PICTURE MADE BY A WRANGLIN' DODAD.
11.) Blatant racism that the people would never have the balls to show in real life.
12.) Fat girl using a picture to justify her weight issue instead of getting on a treadmill.
13.) Tryhard nerdpost complaining about a movie because he/she is totally the only person who noticed a superficial continuity error and the comic/book/tattoo on penis was better.
14.) Bitter asshole who thinks he is the only person that is stuck at a dead end job.
15.) 1000 more pictures of the same exact face/pose. You're still ugly.

EDIT: I guess I'll actually do mine.

1.) So that gay porno version of the KFC commercial would go, "I ATE THE BONER! I ATE THE BONER!!"
2.) I posted a link to a song I felt went with my drive really well. No one gave a **** like they should.
3.) Posted the Animal Crossing comic everyone has seen a billion times.
4.) Link to Keanu Reeves saying "I WANT TO GO ONLINE! I NEED A COMPUTER!"
5.) Link to Mikker minarg comparison pic with a Pokermang.