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Shorty
05-14-2013, 03:40 AM
Would would you fight? Not to beat the trout out of them because you hate them, but because you think they would give you a good, solid, fair fight and that you would enjoy it and get your adrenaline pumping; one that you'd be proud to win because your opponent would be a worthy one.

Or if you want to fight them because you hate them, that's cool, whatever.

*selection does not have to be from eoff and if it is, you'd better be smurfing nice about it or I will come down on your with the wrath of the gods



I'd fight Aubrey Plaza because I think she'd fight dirty and she'd give me a run for my money.

Jinx
05-14-2013, 03:41 AM
You're not supposed to talk about Fight Club, Sarah. :colbert:

Shorty
05-14-2013, 03:42 AM
We're talking about this fight club, Sam. :zombert:

Unbreakable Will
05-14-2013, 03:45 AM
Two answers;

EoFF: I'd like to fight Unstoppable Pig. This was brought up when I first joined the site. Unbreakable Will vs. Unstoppable Pig. :mymelslap:
Why? Just cos.

Other: I'd love to fight Andy Samberg. No particular reason other than I'm tired of being asked if we are related.

Jinx
05-14-2013, 03:46 AM
FINE, THEN I WILL FIGHT YOU.

Unbreakable Will
05-14-2013, 03:49 AM
You two have to do it Greek style. Oil and sans clothes.
:colbert:

Jinx
05-14-2013, 03:52 AM
Oh fuck, is this going to turn into another Sarah vs. Sam in pickle sauce thread?

Unbreakable Will
05-14-2013, 03:56 AM
:gator:

Sephex
05-14-2013, 04:04 AM
I know I usually horse around when I post, but I will actually give a straight answer.

edczxcvbnm. BECAUSE MARIO ****ING PARTY!!

Laddy
05-14-2013, 04:06 AM
Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

Sephex
05-14-2013, 04:09 AM
Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

So would this fight be a fag for all?

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Too good of a joke to pass up. Just to be clear that was said in good fun.

Calliope
05-14-2013, 04:23 AM
I would take on every member of staff. Fight the power!

Jinx
05-14-2013, 04:25 AM
I would take on every member of staff. Fight the power!

REVOLUTION

chionos
05-14-2013, 04:33 AM
Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

So would this fight be a fag for all?

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Too good of a joke to pass up. Just to be clear that was said in good fun.

I'm so sick of this. Oh it's okay to be insulting if it's just a joke.

Seph, get it through your head,

there's nothing

at all

funny about fags.

You're insulting the honorable Fight Club to bring the gays into it.

Bitch fight? {No thanks.}

=P

Seriously though. I would fight Daniel, because SOMEBODY HAS TO TAKE THAT MOTHERsmurfER DOWN!

Edit: If it wasn't clear, I'm not taking this seriously till Shorty fixes the grammar in the OP. :colbert:

NorthernChaosGod
05-14-2013, 04:37 AM
MegaPow, because the rest of you are cake. :p

Laddy
05-14-2013, 04:47 AM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/Bedragoned/Teddy.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Bedragoned/media/Teddy.jpg.html)

chionos
05-14-2013, 04:53 AM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/Bedragoned/Teddy.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Bedragoned/media/Teddy.jpg.html)

That would not be fair. Zombie Teddy would be too awesome.

Shorty
05-14-2013, 05:18 AM
eff you husband warrior women do what they want

chionos
05-14-2013, 05:28 AM
eff you husband warrior women do what they want

Oh god, is that a promise? Please tell me that's a promise.

Jowy
05-14-2013, 08:30 AM
I advocate everyone getting in a fist-fight with a close friend just for the hell of it. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you still get an unspeakable adrenaline rush. I'd fight my friend Neil again. Except not "end of Kill Bill volume 1" style, that was pretty debilitating.

Loony BoB
05-14-2013, 10:55 AM
I wouldn't fight any of you because I'm just one great big bottle of love. :love:

Mirage
05-14-2013, 12:01 PM
I'd fight Jowy.

Chris
05-14-2013, 12:15 PM
I only fight people I can "turn around" afterwards. So, no women.

Parker
05-14-2013, 12:17 PM
i think i could take cuch

Iceglow
05-14-2013, 01:01 PM
Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.

Psychotic
05-14-2013, 01:38 PM
Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.I'd also pick Iceglow. I'd just put my hand on his head and the little hobbit wouldn't be able to reach me. He'd probably make a bunch of bald jokes or jokes about the intercourse he had with my mother, but sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. :colbert:

Iceglow
05-14-2013, 02:48 PM
Iceglow. I could probably beat him.

You'd have done better to pick Psy since he's much smaller built than I am and has no experience of fighting that I am aware of.I'd also pick Iceglow. I'd just put my hand on his head and the little hobbit wouldn't be able to reach me. He'd probably make a bunch of bald jokes or jokes about the intercourse he had with my mother, but sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. :colbert:

you forget that being so damn short I can duck under your lowest reach and attack your ankles.

Rantz
05-14-2013, 05:11 PM
Jack Gleeson. God damn it.

Madame Adequate
05-14-2013, 06:07 PM
I would fight Pauw because he always makes me look bad by being better than I am at Halo

Shorty
05-14-2013, 06:18 PM
I wouldn't fight any of you because I'm just one great big bottle of love. :love:


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vvcaPmjF1rxre4so1_500.gif

Calliope
05-14-2013, 10:39 PM
Daniel Towns vs Daniel Towns

Someone please make a button mashing eoff game.

DanielCLFFF13
05-14-2013, 11:02 PM
43197 :D

theundeadhero
05-15-2013, 12:52 AM
David Bowie.
If I'm going to get beat up I might as well at least make it amusing.

Pike
05-15-2013, 01:44 AM
Someone please make a button mashing eoff game.

Somebody kickstarter this ASAP

Pheesh
05-15-2013, 09:05 AM
Shorty, because she sucker punched me and I demand revenge.

Shorty
05-15-2013, 09:08 AM
You hit me in the face with a straw wrapper at point blank range.

Yeah, I'll fight you. And I'll clock you out again in a single swing like last time!

chionos
05-15-2013, 09:11 AM
A warrior woman does her flirting with her fists.

Unbreakable Will
05-15-2013, 09:15 AM
Someone please make a button mashing eoff game.

Somebody kickstarter this ASAP
This would be so awesome.

Pheesh
05-15-2013, 09:22 AM
You hit me in the face with a straw wrapper at point blank range.

Yeah, I'll fight you. And I'll clock you out again in a single swing like last time!

http://i.qkme.me/3si6h1.jpg

Shiny
05-15-2013, 12:40 PM
I've taken hits from people five times my size. You nerds are a piece a cake. The only one that may be a formidable opponent is foa.

Shorty
05-17-2013, 02:01 AM
You hit me in the face with a straw wrapper at point blank range.

Yeah, I'll fight you. And I'll clock you out again in a single swing like last time!

http://i.qkme.me/3si6h1.jpg

http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/fisticuffs_ron_zpsa6938102.jpg

Pheesh
05-17-2013, 02:06 AM
In case anyone is wondering, when I first met Sarah I got dropped off at her house, knocked on the door, got called in and this is what she was doing.

T9IZDInBv1M

Shorty
05-17-2013, 02:07 AM
Hey now, be fair. I was wearing a shirt.

Unbreakable Will
05-17-2013, 03:27 AM
But no bottoms.

Shorty
05-17-2013, 07:26 AM
Do people still wear pantz these days?

NorthernChaosGod
05-17-2013, 07:37 AM
Do people still wear pantz these days?

I think you're the only one that wears him...

Shorty
05-17-2013, 07:58 AM
What, like a hat?

Pike
05-20-2013, 01:36 AM
Do people still wear pantz these days?


I think you're the only one that wears him...


What, like a hat?

You know nothing, Jon SnoooooooOOOOOOOoooww

theundeadhero
05-20-2013, 11:42 AM
I don't think people even wear there pantz on their heads like a hat anymore either.

Araciel
05-23-2013, 06:25 AM
A fucking grizzly bear.

dandy da oak
05-25-2013, 12:53 AM
Do we have to fight? I'm a lover, not a fighter. Let's just hug it out.