The Newbie Party 2013 [Archive] - Page 2 - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

Loony BoB

06-29-2013, 10:12 AM

Think of it differently. It could mean that your answers are easier than ever. :)

Imagine your rich uncle WarrenW has died and has left you Eyes on Final Fantasy in his will. You decide that you will change the staff. Pick 4 admins, 10 Cid's Knights and 5 editors. You may not retain any current staff in your choices - this is a complete overhaul. Explain your choices.
For this one, just pick people you've met and liked the posts of or chatting with, if you like. You don't need to have perfect choices as you're a newbie. Really, you could even just pick random names of EoFFers and say "Well, what do you expect? I'm a newbie!"

What has been the best event (beside the Ciddies) in the EoFF history of your membership? Are there any events you would like to see created or reprised? Do you have an idea for an event never done before that you'd like to see?
If you've only ever witnessed one or two events, you could pick either of them. Less to pick from makes an easier choice. ;) As for ideas for events, just try to get creative. :)

What change would you like to see implemented at Eyes on Final Fantasy, either on the front site, the forums or policy? Explain your reasons.
Again, just get creative with this. You could ask for a pizza delivery service, it doesn't matter. ;)

Dat Matt

06-29-2013, 10:05 PM

I've had a crack at answering the questions.

Part 1: Modern Era Forums

Questions for all representatives:
Imagine your rich uncle WarrenW has died and has left you Eyes on Final Fantasy in his will. You decide that you will change the staff. Pick 4 admins, 10 Cid's Knights and 5 editors. You may not retain any current staff in your choices - this is a complete overhaul. Explain your choices.

Election time is a battlefield. Countless people have lost their lives fighting for their cause, which has left EoFF in turmoil. Though a series of ballots, 19 random contestant were chosen from a pool of 20 people to fight for "America's Hot Top Admin". Running through a gauntlet of challenges, such as using a secret ingredients to wow the judges, and winning roses from fair maidens the staff were chosen based on how they performed in front of a life studio audience. The winner 4 winners gained a place as Admins of the Big Brother house EoFF forum. The editors are the runners up whom did not make the cut. The Cid's Knights were those whom were disqualified from competing due to crass and unreasonable behavior. The results were as follows.

Admins:
Shion - Managed to impress judges on "Iron Chef" by chargrilling cheese while maintaining it's solidity.
Agent Proto - Won the rose from not one but 8 bachelorettes, 3 bachelor contestants and Uncle WarrenW.
Denmark - Successfully exported a number of items, including industrial production/manufactured goods 73.3% (of which machinery and instruments were 21.4%, and fuels (oil, natural gas), chemicals, etc. 26%); agricultural products and others for consumption 18.7% (in 2009 meat and meat products were 5.5% of total export; fish and fish products 2.9%).[44]
Sephex - Surprised the judges on "America's Got Talent" with his 4 man acapella group. His trick was he was the only member of the group, and could sing in harmony with himself.

Editors:
Scottyffgamer - Impressed the judges with his 4 Man Acapella group, but fell short when he could only emulate 3 voices, rather than 4.
Shaibana - Impressed 99/100 bachelorettes, Queen Brahne was not impressed.
The White wizard of Fynn - Appeared on "Survivor", but passed out when he saw a beetle
Happy Noodle Boy - Took part in "Dancing with the stars" but did not wow the judges with his rendition of the "Macarena"
Faris - Traded in a Gold Bullion worth $2000 dollars to "Pawn Stars". Left with $4.96 and a used packet of Pokemon cards.

Cid's Knights:

Shauna - Partook in the "Ultimate Fighter". Was disqualified for making the opponent do all the chores, and is currently staring at her boyfriend disapprovingly.
SmittenKitten - Appeared on "Jersey Shore". No redemption.
Tifa's Boobs - Was an successful contestant on "The Apprentice", but lost 20 Million Dollars of business capital on the slots. Currently serving Jail Time.
Mr. Shauna - Semi Finalist on "Project Runway". Was disqualified when his junk was too big for his trunk. Now lives on a diet of ice-cream and shame.
Chaos 7 - Quarter finalist on "Face Off". Decided to rise to the top by removing faces from other contestants. Currently seeking psychiatric help.
Gzussaves - Appeared on "Man Versus Wild". Was attacked by a lion pack during the middle of the night. Either presumed dead, or leader of said lion pack.
Flying Mullet - Semi Finalist on "The Real Housewives" until it was revealed he was a man, which was exposed on live television. Was charged for public indecency
Formalhaut - Was a contest on "Total Wipeout". He is still exhausted from the gauntlet and it too Wiped Out to compete. Eh? EH!?
NeoCracker - Was a Guest on "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo", punched Honey Boo Boo in the face, and was arrested. Still remains a hero to this day.
Karifean - Was Johnny Knoxville on "Jackass". Is still nursing the wound from acting in Men in Black 2.

What has been the best event (beside the Ciddies) in the EoFF history of your membership? Are there any events you would like to see created or reprised? Do you have an idea for an event never done before that you'd like to see?

I've only been around a month or two. So it's a tossup between Triple Triad and The Elections. The elections themselves have been pretty fun with all the questions and the awful, awful artworks. Good times.

What change would you like to see implemented at Eyes on Final Fantasy, either on the front site, the forums or policy? Explain your reasons.

The only recommendation I would like to see is if someone were to reply to you on a comment, that you receive a notification for that comment. That and if someone mentioned you in a post. Allows me to see whom I've pissed off with greater ease..

Part 2: Final Fantasy: Modern Era

Who is the most sexually attractive character, NPC, boss, etc. in these games? Please provide an explanation and an image of them in a sexy pose. Bonus points will be issued if you include yourself in the drawing.

Lightning so s3xy. I agree, but vanelle does not. http://i.imgur.com/PmIveJ2.png

What new feature (or features) would you add to FFXIV? What traditional FF elements would you remove? What would you like to see done that has never before been done with a previous Final Fantasy?

I just started today. Everything seems confusing just now, but I'll get better. Is there green magics, cause I like those.

Part 3: EVERYONE!!!

Additional question for anyone who is up for it:
Kingdom Hearts 3 is upon us! Describe how you'd like to see this next world, the plot and bosses of this world. What would you like to see happen in this game that would make it different from the other two?

I've only played KH1, so I would say returning to Agrabah. Feel that it was the best area of KH1 and http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://i.imgur.com/jPThB.jpg&size=400x1000