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Baloki
05-18-2013, 03:32 PM
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Honestly, this party just isn't for you. We checked. You just don't measure up, in fact we only let a certain elite in here and you're just not it, sorry kid, but as they say your names not on the list, so you just ain't getting in. Better luck next time? I'm only kidding, you'll never be good enough to join us.


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Seriously, what are you still doing in this thread, I told you, we're not interested in your type here. We only want the best of the best and you just didn't pass the test. Thank you though for giving us what passes as your time in trying, we really did care about your results, I think you scored something. No idea what but then whose counting, the main thing is you tried as they used to tell you in school whenever you failed.


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I suppose the biggest issue for you is that deep down you wish you succeeded but you knew that by trying we might validate you, well unfortunately we're too good to do that, consider your parking invalidated, your car towed and finally remember you never could join us.


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I suppose now we've spent time discussing you more then we should have we should discuss our aims in this election? We have none, this so called election does nothing on the outcome of our power and control, in the shadows, we the elite overclass, will continue pulling the strings of our puppets, directing your every whim, forcing topics that further our gains and generally sipping expensive drinks and smoking cigars. Oh and rigging the Ciddies, that's kind of a must really.


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So yes, who are members? Well it's none of your business to be honest, you weren't good enough to get in, so what makes you think you deserve to know who your masters are? And now we're back full circle, thank you for trying but your application is denied, how about a piece of cake to make you forget your troubles?


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Psychotic
05-18-2013, 03:36 PM
I don't know what you're doing with my own personal Not Welcome Here, but you should've asked for my permission before you made it into a party.

kotora
05-18-2013, 03:38 PM
As if I would wanna join you low-brow neanderthals. Better get some more social and cultural capital to fit my habitus :colbert:

Jinx
05-18-2013, 03:40 PM
The Grammatically Incorrect Party

Shlup
05-19-2013, 01:12 AM
Can't tell if the bad grammar is part of the joke.

Calliope
05-19-2013, 07:44 AM
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