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Jinx
05-23-2013, 02:52 PM
Have you ever wondered what it's like to live a day in the life of EoFF's favourite redhead? Walk a mile in the death pumps of doom?

Now you can. Ask me anything.

Flying Mullet
05-23-2013, 03:03 PM
Where da white women at?

Goldenboko
05-23-2013, 03:08 PM
Shorty why is it always your birthday?

Shoeberto
05-23-2013, 03:54 PM
Shorty gonna be shorty gonna be a thug? Shorty gonna be? Shorty gonna be?

Sephex
05-23-2013, 03:57 PM
Is your favorite album With Teeth?

Unbreakable Will
05-23-2013, 04:12 PM
43349

Quindiana Jones
05-23-2013, 04:13 PM
Ja li' dags?

Flying Mullet
05-23-2013, 04:18 PM
Shorty got a shorty for my shorty with a shorty?
Peace out bitches!Just kidding! All y'all are my shortys!

Shauna
05-23-2013, 04:43 PM
Is everything really the worst?

Shorty
05-23-2013, 05:49 PM
Why are you such a honky mormon biiiiitch all the time, lady? You really bring down the morale of Eyes on Final Fantasy an awful lot. :colbert:

I know I'd be a crazy, too, if I were raised in a polygamous household, but come on!

Agent Proto
05-23-2013, 05:52 PM
You can't fool us Shorty/Tifa's Boobs. If you wanted to be Tifa's Boobs/Shorty, you have to go all the way.

Shorty
05-23-2013, 05:55 PM
Did you hear that, Shorty? Proto wants us to go all the way. /smug

Slothy
05-23-2013, 05:56 PM
:bigsmile:

Del Murder
05-23-2013, 06:21 PM
Which female staff member do you find the most attractive?

Chris
05-23-2013, 06:40 PM
This only works if Shorty actually answers the questions, right?

theundeadhero
05-23-2013, 07:16 PM
Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!

Rebellious Eagle
05-24-2013, 12:25 AM
Exactly how short are you?

Jinx
05-24-2013, 12:32 AM
Where da white women at?

I am a fucking albino, what are you talking about. You are the worst, Mulley.


Shorty why is it always your birthday?
Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.


Is your favorite album With Teeth?
No, it is something by Jenny Lewis. It doesn't matter what, I'ma marry dat bitch. Sorry, babebabebabe.



Why are you such a honky mormon biiiiitch all the time, lady? You really bring down the morale of Eyes on Final Fantasy an awful lot. :colbert:

I know I'd be a crazy, too, if I were raised in a polygamous household, but come on!
Joseph Smith will forgive your heathen sins, Sister Jones.

Jinx
05-24-2013, 12:36 AM
Is everything really the worst?
Everything ever. Except, interestingly The Worst. The Worst is the best.


Which female staff member do you find the most attractive?
Myself, obviously. Or foaface. Or my daughter, because incest is okay in Mormon.


Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!
You are Babe now.


Exactly how short are you?
I am the size of Thumbelina.

Agent Proto
05-24-2013, 12:37 AM
Shorty why is it always your birthday?
Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.

This is incorrect. Wouldn't it be the other way and you want everyone to give you gifts all year round?

Jinx
05-24-2013, 12:40 AM
Shorty why is it always your birthday?
Because I am the gift that keeps on giving all year round.

This is incorrect. Wouldn't it be the other way and you want everyone to give you gifts all year round?

Gifts and cash can be emailed to bootayshortzzzz@pontuspanties.org

Madame Adequate
05-24-2013, 01:25 AM
Shorty what was it like meeting Iceglow? Did he smell as bad as Paul says? Did he poo on your chest? He's always on XBL talking about how much he likes poo and how he wants to pinch out a big smelly one on "shroty's sternum" and we used to correct his pronunciation but that proved too incendiary a policy.

Also let's say hypothetically there was a Mormon who was also a coprophage. Now, if he phages the copro of a non-Mormon individual who has themselves previously taken in a banned substance such as tea or alcohol. Is that Mormon violating the Word of Wisdom?

Pike
05-24-2013, 01:51 AM
Also let's say hypothetically there was a Mormon who was also a coprophage. Now, if he phages the copro of a non-Mormon individual who has themselves previously taken in a banned substance such as tea or alcohol. Is that Mormon violating the Word of Wisdom?

No.

Madame Adequate
05-24-2013, 01:55 AM
Elaborate.

The Summoner of Leviathan
05-24-2013, 02:09 AM
Are you a ginger? If so how is it to not have a soul? If it is dye, then why did you sell your soul?

Pike
05-24-2013, 02:14 AM
Elaborate.

Word of Wisdom bans hot drinks, not hot poop.

fire_of_avalon
05-24-2013, 02:17 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nvz5VF541rpy738o1_500.gif

Allow me to ask a series of questions as Gary Oldman...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrk9w2l9c61qimmsco4_250.gif
...if you're open to that.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmxe8bpAUs1qg5k89o1_500.jpg
Come close. Some of these I will whisper in your ear.

First,

http://24.media.tumblr.com/07ee355548036a8c8b74eecd80a1ff4c/tumblr_mgot1qBvfw1rqtk8to1_400.gif (yeah, I know this is Tim Roth. Shut it.)
This is fairly important. I think we can learn much about people when we know the nickname their family has bestowed upon them. At least...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cd6mTB6d1ql510eo1_250.gif

Another great way to learn about Shorty is to ask her

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lefr0ga7BO1qf0o5po1_400.gif

how do you like to party?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfm3mssqGa1qaxhmro1_500.gif

So... ok, well what about after hours?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpllxfCZJl1qjpxc3o1_500.gif

Well... that's a little freaky. Maybe we'll ask another question.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfiaw4XvtC1qcc8e2.gif

Have you ever...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d5c73b8ff61a9e1eed4c8c0aaa44ad5/tumblr_mk5yb7Tzzm1rlnosdo6_500.gif

Stop getting distracted and

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf0o426nI31qcxrpgo1_500.gif

How did you do in scholastic pursuits?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bca5063b6e03e7d8a3a068009ef36829/tumblr_mmlwatkm9z1rz86gfo1_250.gif

Oh.

Describe how you feel about Pantz

http://static.tumblr.com/eb1aa9d0074708f02a4b2371cdc6e355/aukx0fa/L4Mmn22oa/tumblr_static_let_me_love_you.gif

Aww, that's sweet. And kind of stalkerish. You got tall. How do you feel about yourself on the regular?

http://i.imgur.com/ZTBXIQt.gif

I would agree? And how do you feel about me, now that these questions are done?

http://i.imgur.com/JarIXsy.gif

:squeeze:

http://i.imgur.com/gfwkHyq.gif

Shorty
05-24-2013, 03:59 AM
foa wins best post of the year. Don't even try. Everyone go home.

May as well not even have the Ciddies, tbh.

dandy da oak
05-25-2013, 12:52 AM
Do you really have red hair or is it all a ruse?!

NorthernChaosGod
05-25-2013, 08:10 AM
What's your rate?

Loony BoB
05-25-2013, 09:00 AM
Shorty, please do not double post. This is your FINAL WARNING.

Question: why you gotta be like that

Unbreakable Will
05-26-2013, 03:53 AM
Can I get my own personal version of shorty'sbooty.jpg?

You know, in which you're holding up a sign with my name on it.

:shifty:

Shiny
05-27-2013, 11:10 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf0o426nI31qcxrpgo1_500.gif


I nearly stared at this picture for a whole minute. How long did you stare?

Shorty
05-28-2013, 05:21 AM
Where da white women at?

in beverly hills where they belong baby


Shorty why is it always your birthday?

Because mine is the only one that matters.


Shorty gonna be shorty gonna be a thug? Shorty gonna be? Shorty gonna be?

yes yes and yes


Is your favorite album With Teeth?

No, but With Teeth is some good trout.


Ja li' dags?

Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQSnua3M2lo)


Shorty got a shorty for my shorty with a shorty?
Peace out bitches!Just kidding! All y'all are my shortys!

ily mulley


Is everything really the worst?

Yes. All of it.


Which female staff member do you find the most attractive?

All of the staff ladies are glorious in their own manner! But I would not say no to Shiny.


This only works if Shorty actually answers the questions, right?

That's how this works, sugarlump.


Why do we have to hide our love in PMs?
I won't do it anymore. Now the whole forums know.
I can't take Rantzy in a fight!

WELL YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME MUCH OF A CHOICE TUH NOW WE ARE GOING TO BE OSTRACIZED AND ESCORTED OUT OF THE BUILDING


Exactly how short are you?

I'm 5'3" ;-; Not very short.


Shorty what was it like meeting Iceglow? Did he smell as bad as Paul says? Did he poo on your chest? He's always on XBL talking about how much he likes poo and how he wants to pinch out a big smelly one on "shroty's sternum" and we used to correct his pronunciation but that proved too incendiary a policy.

Also let's say hypothetically there was a Mormon who was also a coprophage. Now, if he phages the copro of a non-Mormon individual who has themselves previously taken in a banned substance such as tea or alcohol. Is that Mormon violating the Word of Wisdom?

a) get the smurf out

b) pike answered it


Are you a ginger? If so how is it to not have a soul? If it is dye, then why did you sell your soul?

I'm not a super freckly redhead. You tell me if this makes me a ginger or not.


foa wins everything ever



Do you really have red hair or is it all a ruse?!

why would it be a ruse, yes I have red hair ;-;


What's your rate?

My rate is you getting clocked in the back of the domepiece.


Shorty, please do not double post. This is your FINAL WARNING.

Question: why you gotta be like that

cause I like getting on your nerrrves


Can I get my own personal version of shorty'sbooty.jpg?

You know, in which you're holding up a sign with my name on it.

:shifty:

We can discuss an exchange of goods via mognet.

Pheesh
05-28-2013, 10:30 AM
Why are you the way you are?

Calliope
05-28-2013, 12:40 PM
Why am I the way I am?

Loony BoB
05-28-2013, 12:41 PM
Why is Phil the way he is?

Calliope
05-28-2013, 12:52 PM
Why is Daniel the way that he is, and is it curable?

Pheesh
05-28-2013, 01:10 PM
Bob is why way the is he?

Shorty
05-28-2013, 05:24 PM
Why are you all the worst?

Tigmafuzz
05-28-2013, 05:39 PM
Why am I even reading this thread?

Shorty
05-28-2013, 05:52 PM
Because you love me.

Tigmafuzz
05-28-2013, 05:57 PM
Because you love me.

:zombert:

Shorty
05-28-2013, 05:58 PM
:love:

now ask a question or gtfo

Tigmafuzz
05-28-2013, 06:26 PM
I'm too hungry to think of questions :( ask yourself one for me, and then answer it.

Unbreakable Will
05-28-2013, 07:50 PM
We can discuss an exchange of goods via mognet.

:smug:

fire_of_avalon
05-29-2013, 12:50 AM
Excuse me, I have already won this thread, so why do all of you keep trying? I think I know why...
http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_m5wk3lVspA1rp68cjo1_r2_400.gif

NorthernChaosGod
05-29-2013, 05:10 AM
Why is foaface trying to kill the thread?

Shorty
05-29-2013, 05:11 AM
foaface is making it better.

This is a place of welcoming, Juliebird, and you should just get the hell out.

escobert
05-29-2013, 05:55 AM
When am I going to become a millionaire?

Shorty
05-29-2013, 05:55 AM
When you start shakin' whatcha mama gave ya, Bertie! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ugSzInV3sA)

NorthernChaosGod
05-31-2013, 10:16 AM
foaface is making it better.

This is a place of welcoming, Juliebird, and you should just get the hell out.

Make me. :colbert: