Serial Killing

[Shorty]

What would your newspaper serial killer name be and how would you do your victims in?

They'd call me The Whiskey Rose Killer cause I'd hand 'em a poisoned shot and tuck a rose into their shirt pocket before I lit up a cigarette and left the saloon.

[Laddy]

The Michelangelo Killer

I'd carve beautiful patterns in their skin and hang the corpses for all to see the beauty that is my art.

[Calliope]

"Loony BoB has struck again, you can tell because there's a lock of the victim's hair missing!"

[Pheesh]

What would your newspaper serial killer name be and how would you do your victims in?

They'd call me The Whiskey Rose Killer cause I'd hand 'em a poisoned shot and tuck a rose into their shirt pocket the Amateur Dentist because I slash and claw at their gums and watch them bleed to death before I lit up a cigarette and left the saloon. inevitably get caught because the sniffer dogs can smell the disgustingly pungent trail of incense I leave behind and then cuff me as I kick and scream, shouting "YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!"

[Citizen Bleys]

Nothing, because the newspapers and cops would never suspect a thing.

[Pike]

The Duck Hunt killer

I'd use a modified light gun and bring a laughing dog everywhere I went

[Chemical]

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cereal-killer.jpg

[Madame Adequate]

They'd call me The Aztec, because I kill my victims by flaying them alive, then when they die of shock I rip out their hearts.

I'd make a cloak from the skins of my victims.

[Pike]

They'd call me The Aztec, because I kill my victims by flaying them alive, then when they die of shock I rip out their hearts.

I'd make a cloak from the skins of my victims.

sup Ed Gein

[Madame Adequate]

Penalty Not guilty by reason of insanity

Check and mate, people who like their skin. :smug:

E; it's like a Christmas carol!


Searching the house, authorities found
Four noses
Whole human bones and fragments
Nine masks of human skin
Bowls made from human skulls
Ten female heads with the tops sawn off
Human skin covering several chair seats
Mary Hogan's head in a paper bag
Bernice Worden's head in a burlap sack
Nine vulvae in a shoe box
A belt made from female human nipples
Skulls on his bedposts
A pair of lips on a drawstring for a window shade
A lampshade made from the skin from a human face

This is terrifying and I'm spoilering it. :colbert:

[noxious.sunshine]

The Michelangelo Killer

I'd carve beautiful patterns in their skin and hang the corpses for all to see the beauty that is my art.

You've been reading "Skin" by Roald Dahl, haven't you?

Skin (short story) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skin_(short_story))

I wouldn't have a name. 'Cuz I'd never be a serial killer. ;p Fun Killer, Fun Killer! XD

[Tasura]

Serial killers have a type, and a signature. Those are usually what leads to a serial killers downfall. So, if I were to choose to be a killer, I'd try and make my kills different enough for there to be no discernible pattern, but similar enough as to not stand out for their differences.

Or, following a different path, I'd mimic the signature/mo of other serial killers. And if my killings were somehow able to be linked together, they'd probably call me The Copycat, or The Doppelganger.


And, if I didn't particularly care about being undetectable, I'd probably just pick my favorite mode of murder, and go from that. Giant axe and beheading = The Executioner. Electrocutions made to look like accidents = The Electrician, and so on and so forth.

[Rantz]

I'd carve writing into my victims - various maniacal ramblings such as "BoB is feeling Loony!!!" or "BoB said she brought out the Loony!" As for my nickname... well, I guess I'd just let people pick something they thought fitting. *shrug*

[NeoCracker]

I would be Percy "The Hobolo" Jenkins.

This is because I leave my card, and that is the name.

[Unbreakable Will]

The Rusty Spork

I'd travel america with a box full of rusted sporks, stabbing hookers wherever I go. :chuckle:

[sharkythesharkdogg]

"The Abandoned Mine Shaft Killer"

It's pretty self explanatory. The tricky part is luring people into my trap. :plotting:

[Pike]

At first I thought that said "The Abandoned MineCraft Killer"

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[Shorty]

It makes me think about Silent Hill cause some nut throws a kid down a mine shaft.

[theundeadhero]

The cement strangler.

After tying them down I would fill their nostrils and mouth with cement watching them suffocate as it dries.

[Bunny]

Posting in an FBI monitored thread.

Hi Agent Jones.

(I would be The Headsman or something cheesy like that. Because that would be all they would find.)

[Pike]

The cement strangler.

After tying them down I would fill their nostrils and mouth with cement watching them suffocate as it dries.

This thread is getting more and more terrifying

[Jinx]

I'd be the Soup Killer.

I'd drown people in soup, all the while screaming, "IT'S FOOD, IT'S FOOD, IT'S FOOD."

My victims would be those who drink soup straight from the bowl.

[Bunny]

RIP entire Japanese population

[Pike]

I'd be the Soup Killer.

I'd drown people in soup, all the while screaming, "IT'S FOOD, IT'S FOOD, IT'S FOOD."

My victims would be those who drink soup straight from the bowl.

It took me a good minute to figure out what this was referring to

[Yerushalmi]

I'd pick a random, large number (say, 334), and make a theme out of that. I'd kill every 334th person in the phone book, one every 334 days, at exactly 3:34 am. Obviously I'd have to be known as the 334 Killer.

[Parker]

Probably something related to my rap name, Vag Killa

[dandy da oak]

They would never catch me because I know exactly what to look for. Studying Forensic Science really helps you cover your tracks! :radred:

[noxious.sunshine]

43692

-that- is the face of a serial killer.

I'm going to hell. -_-;;;;

Pre-k Graduation and she looks like she's gonna kill someone.

[Citizen Bleys]

Not someone. Everyone.

[noxious.sunshine]

Yeah probably. The more I look at it, the creepier it gets. Nightmares will probably ensue.

She will be known as The Kindergarten Killer.

[Citizen Bleys]

Or just "Satan." It's shorter and easier to say.

[noxious.sunshine]

ROFLZ.. Wow.

I -promise- she's the sweetest kid on the planet and really smart... Maybe too smart.

Again.. I'm going to hell. >.<;;;;

[Citizen Bleys]

I'm guessing based on that response that you are RELATED to Satan. Avaunt, foul demon!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

If someone told me it was possible to stab someone with a rolled up paper I would have dismissed them.

That kid has made me a believer. :|

[noxious.sunshine]

Hey... At least she graduated Pre-K......

[Aulayna]

The Man's nickname would be the CBA Killer :monster:

Leaving his victim's half dead in trash cans around the world because he cba to finish the job!

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd be known as the Paul O'Grady Stabber. I'd stab people to death, then leaves pictures of Paul O'Grady around the body and the site of the murder. I'd set it up in such a way that it would appear to be a shrine.

I like this idea, because it would really mess with Paul O'Grady's head.

[Bloodnight]

The Wanderer of Nightmares, for shorter call just WoN. :lol:

[Loony BoB]

A guy at work had a dream last night about me (weird enough leaving it at that...) and I was apparently a serial killer who travelled around on a barge. I killed 'mostly children' apparently. I get the feeling I'm giving off the wrong impression at work. xD

[blackmage_nuke]

My name will be the hypocrite, I will murder people who dont leave comments on thier rep

[Sephiroth]

Jack the Ripper.

I have the feeling no one will forget this name.

[Cuchulainn]

They'd simply call me....








































THE TWAT

[TheDesertedOne]

Mine would be The Nobody because I'd make it look like a series of accidents.

[NeoCracker]

They'd simply call me....








































THE TWAT

But we already call you that.

[noxious.sunshine]

Twat you say?

[Shoeberto]

I'll dissolve them in orange juice while eating iced donuts. Forensics teams will find the crumbs of my snack and the vat of citric acid. They'll call me... the O.J. Simpson Killer.

[Pumpkin]

They wouldn't call me anything. Because I wouldn't kill people.


Take THAT society.

[Rantz]

Maybe they'd call you the Thread Killer. :mad2:

[Pumpkin]

:greenie:

[Hollycat]

They'd call me nothing because I'd kill everyone the first night.

[LunarWeaver]

My victims would be divas. I would snatch their weave and take one eye as my trophies. They would call me Nicki Fury.